Year and years of training to be prepared for anything, and his face is soured the moment he comes across an 80 year old whoās lived off McDonalds all his life.
Let's see.. they are 3' apart from each other, and JD smelt it 1.5 seconds before the douche on the right which means the shit smell is traveling at 2feet/second which is 1.36 miles per hour.
This is also how fast racism, hate, bigotry, lies and just plain evil travel.
Forget scraping the adhesive off the wall to remove Trump's 'peel-n-stick' gold fluff. That entire room is going to have to be stripped down to the studs and rebuilt, to remove the airborne sewage particles that have been seeping into the walls and floor.
I feel like they need to just demolish the building and move on at this point. Either that or do a deep deep sweep of everything cause I feel like theyāll leave hidden recording devices etc. behind.
Hundreds of stories from when he was a coke fiend in the 80s, leading to his incontinence since the 90s. FOR YEARS, the restaurants all over the city, have had to comp their other customerās meals, stemming from the complaints of having to withstand the full on rear assault of Trump and his magic bowels.
Itās absolutely pathetic that Trump has killed satire. I donāt know if this is true either. I hope itās not, but like most things with Trump, it probably is.
There is a stand up comic (Noel Casler) who worked as an assistant on The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice. He tells jokes/stories about Trump from his time working on the show. And the constant Trump shitting of his pants and having to get a diaper change is one of the stories. Trump is extraordinarily litigious, so he could sue the guy and get him to stop. But he doesn't because truth is an affirmative defense against slander.
It's true! I said this above but... There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".
I meant to add that caveat, youāre correct haha.
Iād assume heās got the best available medications.
Iāve got a combo of an OTC PPI (lower acid), fiber intake (solidifying), and medical marijuana (anti-spasmodic). Works really well.
Butā¦maybe he doesnāt have any friends to tell him that his booty is a disaster area.
Oh he is. But he wasn't before his first presidential term. He was either broke or close to it compared to what he claimed to be.
He's had lots of time now to strip-mine the federal government and stuff it in his and his friends' pockets, though. He's definitely rich now, from both that and his MAGA pump-and-dump schemes they keep falling for because they're morons.
I was a coke/adderall addict for 5-6 years and developed intense bowel problems as a result of it. Iām clean now but still deal with the consequences. Iām only 31.
There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".
Yes. Trump is a well known coke head. His āi dont drink or do drugsā is a lie, among the many that he has told. And dumb asses believed a fucking liar.
What difference does it make ?? Heās been crapping himself in front of the whole world. Literally. Heās a malignant narcissist, capable of anything. Both things donāt have to be mutually exclusive. He was a freak. This isnāt a diagnosis. The need to be 100% right 100% of the time is a social media attribute that is quite exhausting.
God I wish I wasnāt American. This would be funny af to basically everyone else but its just fucking embarrassing to me. Like how dumb is our electorate that this is who they pick multiple times?
Day 1: He's trolling you guys. Ya'll are idiots for believing it.
Day 3: So what if he shit himself, you probably do all the time.
Day 10: Obama talked about pee once. Did you ever think about that?
Whoever is the next person to occupy that office will definitely need a new chair. I know we will be skeptical of their spending but I approve the expenditure for the chair.
Iād like to suggest we bulldoze the whole thing and rename a new Capitol. This kind of filth is too deep to keep in display nationally. Starting over says a lot to the people. It says the old ways are dead, along with those that implemented them.
Imagine Vanceās wife or kids complaining at home, and he gets to use the line, āDo you know all the shit I have to deal with on a day to day basis for you!?ā
I had a neighbour with a pittbul. She was a junkie, 3 days awake, 3 days sleep. She only fed the dog these discusting cheap dogfood from a can, the cheapest she could find. The dog was extremely flatulant cause of this food. During her 3 days off periods the dog would shit in the house. She had carpets all through her house. When she was awake, she would take some speed, and clean it all up again as best she could.Ā
I think about that smell when i watch people with trump in a room.
Stop pulling faces and enjoy it you sycophants. This is what you signed up for and enabled at every turn, so you inhale that presidential turd stench and be grateful for the opportunity.
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