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u/WorkingAnteater6036 15h ago

Wait really?!!! 😳

u/86the47th 15h ago

It’s absolutely pathetic that Trump has killed satire. I don’t know if this is true either. I hope it’s not, but like most things with Trump, it probably is.

u/dsmith422 14h ago

There is a stand up comic (Noel Casler) who worked as an assistant on The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice. He tells jokes/stories about Trump from his time working on the show. And the constant Trump shitting of his pants and having to get a diaper change is one of the stories. Trump is extraordinarily litigious, so he could sue the guy and get him to stop. But he doesn't because truth is an affirmative defense against slander.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1omita8/casler_on_trumps_personal_hygiene_trump_shits/

u/Killzillah 11h ago

Discovery for a lawsuit regarding whether he is incontinence or not would be epic.

u/thisjawnisbeta 13h ago

And Trump has never sued him either.

u/Chromlech 11h ago

Yes they said that

u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 9h ago

Yeah and Trump has never sued him either

u/TheRealCBlazer 4h ago

But why male models?

u/Travis_Rust 1h ago

Yeah but have you considered that, in fact, Trump did NOT sue him?

u/Chromlech 9h ago

Yeah and trump never sued me either

u/dkg224 6h ago

Same reason he doesn’t sue people who call him a pedophile

u/hippydippyshit 3h ago

He’s never sued anyone for calling him a pedophile either šŸ’šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids 10h ago

When President StinkButt goes to Fox News they have him sit on a black tarp.

u/Shneckos 3h ago

I just went down a rabbit hole of Trump shitting himself on YouTube, thanks

u/RedditIsMyTherapist 14h ago

It's true! I said this above but... There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".

u/whostolemysloth 13h ago

I’m on Adderall (plus copious amount of caffeine), I have IBS, and I’ve had my gallbladder removed. I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

u/jaredsfootlonghole 13h ago

I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

You don’t have to lie to kick it with us. Ā We all shat ourselves as babies/toddlers.

Joke aside, you’ve got medically recommended medications. Ā Do you think his are as well?

u/whostolemysloth 13h ago

I meant to add that caveat, you’re correct haha.

I’d assume he’s got the best available medications.
I’ve got a combo of an OTC PPI (lower acid), fiber intake (solidifying), and medical marijuana (anti-spasmodic). Works really well.

But…maybe he doesn’t have any friends to tell him that his booty is a disaster area.

u/LeWigre 11h ago

Also, and I'm just going out on a limb here.. you're probably not 80?

u/whostolemysloth 11h ago

This is true.

But I hope my butt exercises will carry me through the latter half of my existence with grace.

u/Sandee1997 12h ago

Hell I’ve shat myself as an adult. When i started metformin for diabetes, it gave me uncontrollable diarrhea and i shat myself on a bus

u/BoredPoopless 10h ago

Look at you guys and your legitimate reasons.

I on the other hand misjudged a fart.

u/Message_10 6h ago

"Life's a poker table, boys. Sometimes you gamble on a fart... and lose"

u/fotomoose 23m ago

Yeah we were all toddlers last time we shat ourselves right guys? Guys?

u/BarrelllRider 9h ago

Yea I’ve abused the hell out of amph’s and never heard nor experienced this

u/Top-Average412 12h ago

Watch out for this badass and his magic bowels!

u/whostolemysloth 12h ago

Behold my sphincter control! Pay no attention to the obvious clenching and the sweat coming off me!

u/TahiniInMyVeins 11h ago

But how many times has Trump pooped your pantsĀ 

u/whostolemysloth 11h ago

Oh jeez I don’t think he’s a guy I’d want near my pants. I’m a 36 y/o straight guy, though, so I’m way out of his age range and gender preference.

u/erhue 10h ago

well lucky you! I take prescription amphetamines too, and they absolutely make me do an emergency bathroom visit less than 30 mins after taking them. Also much more regular peeing. And my armpits sweat like crazy throughout the day.

Not everyone feels side effects, but the shitting yourself part is true for many

u/whostolemysloth 10h ago

The sweat and the peeing are there. And the emergency restroom response is in effect, but I have no shame haha.

u/fredsify 10h ago

If I take my full dose of vyvanse and coffee you can be sure I'll shotgun splatter that porcelain throne.. but I have yet to shit myself.

u/whostolemysloth 10h ago

Same same, to the point where I’ve started to dislike the solid ones (especially since the gallbladder removal). Got a vitamin regimen, always stay hydrated, got a bidet…no worries so far lol.

u/fredsify 9h ago

I had to start SunFiber and Glutamine to normalize.. now it's like I dont even take the meds!

u/SPACE_ICE 10h ago

if you follow a prescription you're very unlikely to have these issues, take them like your a failing college student the night before finals everyday for decades however...

u/Chomping_at_the_beet 9h ago

You are using them, he was abusing them, there is a difference

u/flummox1234 2h ago

I have IBS ... I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

Liar! /s

u/RedditIsMyTherapist 13h ago

I'm sure you take the appropriate amount of baby meth. Not that same as the handfuls this guy is probably taking.

u/whostolemysloth 13h ago

That is true. I get really cranky if I have too much. Maybe that’s part of his deal, now that I think about it. I always found the caffeine effect to be worse than other stimulants anyway.

u/-fno-stack-protector 11h ago

it's a dosage thing. he's sipping pills from the bottle like a morning coffee

u/whostolemysloth 11h ago

Well, then dude needs to pick up a modafinil habit or an added snow habit instead. Doesn’t seem like the addies are doing any part of their job.

u/erhue 10h ago

well the insane AI posting binge he went on yesterday proves that he probably shouldnt take modafinil either

u/whostolemysloth 10h ago

I try my very best to ignore him, but you’re probably right.

u/Mountain_StarDew 12h ago

I thought the true reason for his incontinence was that one of his Epstein victims shoved a tent pole up his ass hard, causing irreparable damage.

Not satire.

u/AttakZak 11h ago

Ding ding ding. This is the true story. Weird I had to dig for it.

u/macnchz69_247 12h ago

Sauce? That's wild

u/Mountain_StarDew 12h ago

Looking back, it was Sascha Riley that claimed he was the one that kicked the tent pole while he was being trafficked but I guess none of it is verified.

u/elchemy 1h ago

Trump has never sued so …

u/Potential-Win8706 14h ago

If you can believe the stories that came out of the Apprentice …

u/C3POB1KENOBI 12h ago

Poe’s law is working overtime these days

u/T4TrhavrKhcFt 9h ago

The line between reality and satire is now a circle.

u/Potential-Win8706 15h ago edited 15h ago

It’s why he’s on Aderall. It’s a coke substitute and wreaks havoc on ur bowels.

u/WorkingAnteater6036 14h ago

So if you’re wealthy enough, people will make accommodations for you no matter how inconsiderate or gross you are? Fuck.

u/tayawayinklets 14h ago

He himself isn't wealthy, it's the services he provides the American mob and the Russian gov't.

u/i_tyrant 10h ago

Oh he is. But he wasn't before his first presidential term. He was either broke or close to it compared to what he claimed to be.

He's had lots of time now to strip-mine the federal government and stuff it in his and his friends' pockets, though. He's definitely rich now, from both that and his MAGA pump-and-dump schemes they keep falling for because they're morons.

u/Radiant_Grab_9400 12h ago

I cant see him being in good with labor union mobsters.Ā 

u/WorkingAnteater6036 14h ago

Wait. I feel like Trump is wealthy. Isn’t he like 10bn net worth or something? That is super wealthy

u/RedditIsMyTherapist 13h ago

He's recently way more wealthy because of all his illegal wheeling and dealing with American's money and his blatantly admitted insider trading. Along with his children. However, there is more than one reason he never wanted to share his taxes. All the fraud for one, but more importantly people would have seen that he was way broker than he wanted people to believe.

u/WorkingAnteater6036 13h ago

Ooooo!! Like an ego thing huh

u/nova2k 14h ago

Or if you're in deep enough with the mob.Ā 

u/ReggieCorneus 13h ago

Here is 10k now go and clean that sht up.

That is how it works.

u/AcceptableAccount182 14h ago

I was a coke/adderall addict for 5-6 years and developed intense bowel problems as a result of it. I’m clean now but still deal with the consequences. I’m only 31.

u/Verehren 15h ago

Adderall is okay for your bowels if you take vitamins with it. Had to up my vitamin prescriptions because of it.

u/I-cant_even 14h ago

Fast food contains vitamins right?

u/ReggieCorneus 13h ago

Not just vitamins but fast vitamins.

u/Verehren 14h ago

Only a little, which is why Trump in his gigantic brain 5th dimension prescience, he eats so much of it, outclassing us peons once again

u/MileHiSalute 13h ago

What bowel vitamins do you take for adderall

u/Verehren 13h ago

Vitamins B, Zinc, and Magnesium. Really helps with the annoying symptoms, but I mean so is taking all those.

u/MileHiSalute 13h ago

Interesting, wonder if those are what the body uses to clear the adderall out of the system. Interesting that this isn’t something thoroughly discussed by all providers when prescribing the medication. But I guess western medicine is more about treating symptoms than preventing them so makes sense

u/Verehren 13h ago

I was told that I should avoid C for that reason

u/MileHiSalute 5h ago

Appreciate the information, I have some research and testing to do

u/Inevitable-Level-687 6h ago

Which vitamins?

u/starryeyedq 5h ago

What vitamins should you be taking? I’ve been taking it for years (prescription) and thought it only did that if you abused it. But should I be supplementing more?

u/Verehren 5h ago

I'd already had a multivitamin prescription and they said I would have more negative effects if I didn't up my dosages. I would ask your doctor before doing anything. I've been thinking about switching from Adderall to Vyvanse to see if I can cut back on the vitamins since I'm adverse to pills.

u/deltalitprof 4h ago

Which vitamins? Or do you mean ALL vitamins?

u/LalafellDisaster 15h ago

u/soofs 9h ago

It is also wrong lol. Adderall will get your system moving definitely but it does not "wreck havoc on your bowels" to the point of crapping yourself

u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 14h ago

I'm on Adderall and after the first week or two you get used to it and the explosive pooping tapers off. Usually. But that introductory period?

https://giphy.com/gifs/oWKoNaKXP8eYM

Yeah, buy an extra toilet brush or two...

u/Frenchitwist 13h ago

I take adderall every day and have never had this issue. Eat a more balanced diet lol

u/ProxyMuncher 10h ago

Yeah what the hell is up with people. Fiber and stay hydrated and adderall won’t give you the thunder shits

u/starryeyedq 5h ago

Yeah I’ve taken it for decades now and I have never had any experience like that…

Decreased appetite and shitty sleep? Sure. But that gets much better when you take it consistently and exercise.

u/erhue 10h ago

nah. It's something that varies from person to person. I also get the explosive shits when I take it; but also, for example, massively increased armpit sweat for whatever reason. Most people don't get that side effect, and it's not something that will change with diet either.

u/Frenchitwist 10h ago

Ooo I def get sweaty pits too

u/erhue 2m ago

yeah it's a massive pain. Took me a long time to find a deodorant that could handle that shit properly.

u/Frenchitwist 10h ago

Ooo I def get sweaty pits too

u/dookieshoes97 13h ago

Who is still prescribing this? It's 2026, use Vyvanse.

u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 13h ago

Even with insurance, generic Vyvanse is way more expensive, so we started with a low dose of generic Adderall, which is dirt cheap. It worked well enough, so I haven't upgraded yet. I can always switch if I want to (the doctor did offer it).

u/Misplaced_Arrogance 10h ago

There is also a chance it just doesn't work for you too. Adderall was the first one that worked for me, methylphenedate did nothing for me.

u/erhue 10h ago

there's generic vyvanse now as well. Adderall is slightly better I think, but it has more potential for abuse

u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 7h ago

Even the generic vyvanse was like 60 bucks a month vs 8 bucks for Adderall. I can afford either, but I'm not on a high dose and it helped so I didn't see the need to switch. I don't take it every day, either, and it seemed like Vyvanse was catered more towards people who wanted a daily dose with minimal side-effects.

u/erhue 6m ago

I remember Adderall gave me a kind of high when it kicked in... But that would be followed by a disturbing low. But these things work differently for everyone

u/PuckSenior 11h ago

Well, not really. Ritalin is a coke substitute. Adderall is just methamphetamine.

u/Trick-Seat4901 14h ago

Lol I hate trump but this is not true. Adderall is an amphetamine. Not the same as coke, not used as a substitute. Ritalin is what you're thinking of, cocaine for ADHD.

u/Big_Guide_8551 15h ago

I heard that the people who worked on The Apprentice dubbed it "the shit show" for the same reason 🫠

u/RedditIsMyTherapist 14h ago

There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".

u/WorkingAnteater6036 14h ago

Yikes!! Today I learned way more about the president than I’d ever hoped to.

u/govtstolemygermscd 11h ago

They let you do it when youre a star

u/Commercial-Co 5h ago

Yes. Trump is a well known coke head. His ā€œi dont drink or do drugsā€ is a lie, among the many that he has told. And dumb asses believed a fucking liar.

He was fucking coked out in the debates

u/Yixyxy 14h ago

We need answers! Was it satire?

u/Commercial-Co 5h ago

No. Its not satire. Trump is a known cokehead in the 80’s

u/Resident_Goodish 13h ago

Yes. Trump is known to abstain from drugs because his brother was an alcoholic who was deemed a failure and died prematurely

u/Commercial-Co 5h ago

Trump is a well known coke head. His ā€œi dont drink or do drugsā€ is a lie, among the many that he has told. And dumb asses believed a fucking liar. Do you think he gave a shit for anyone but himself? So magically he gave a shit when his brother (who he wasnt close with) died? Are you that naive?

He was fucking coked out in the debates.

u/blazbers 10h ago

He doesn’t drink bc the hangovers you get when combining it with cocaine are unbearable

u/intangibleTangelo 9h ago

i think that only happens because cocaine counteracts the effects of alcohol, sobering you up, leading some people to drink heroic amounts

u/blazbers 9h ago

No. Alcohol and cocaine combine to make cocaethlyne which is very euphoric but has a hellish comedown

u/Ok_Cardiologist8263 14h ago

Many people are saying it.

u/Firm-Roll4841 14h ago

It's honestly impossible to know at this point - which is both sad and hilarious - but mostly sad.... and terrifying.

u/heartfelt_heresy 13h ago

You can see the outline of his diaper on one of his WWE appearances in the 90s.Ā  https://youtu.be/s9bY28ik2Fc?is=3hN9EplwFDF38_x6

u/WorkingAnteater6036 13h ago

Wow. So he’s had incontinence for a long while huh

u/ADissidentIsHere 13h ago

That’s 2007.

u/Dead_Internet69420 6h ago

Many Peopleā„¢ļø are saying it.

u/EtherealHeart5150 8h ago

I know,right! How has this not been all over TMZ for the last 10 years is beyond me.

u/name-secondname 5h ago

Probably none of it is true. But it's funny to pretend.