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u/Potential-Win8706 19h ago edited 19h ago

Hundreds of stories from when he was a coke fiend in the 80s, leading to his incontinence since the 90s. FOR YEARS, the restaurants all over the city, have had to comp their other customer’s meals, stemming from the complaints of having to withstand the full on rear assault of Trump and his magic bowels.

u/WorkingAnteater6036 19h ago

Wait really?!!! 😳

u/86the47th 19h ago

It’s absolutely pathetic that Trump has killed satire. I don’t know if this is true either. I hope it’s not, but like most things with Trump, it probably is.

u/dsmith422 17h ago

There is a stand up comic (Noel Casler) who worked as an assistant on The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice. He tells jokes/stories about Trump from his time working on the show. And the constant Trump shitting of his pants and having to get a diaper change is one of the stories. Trump is extraordinarily litigious, so he could sue the guy and get him to stop. But he doesn't because truth is an affirmative defense against slander.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1omita8/casler_on_trumps_personal_hygiene_trump_shits/

u/Killzillah 15h ago

Discovery for a lawsuit regarding whether he is incontinence or not would be epic.

u/Sarewokki 2h ago

I am not incontinent, Vance. I am the incontinence. A guy enters a room and endures the stench, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who sharts!

u/thisjawnisbeta 16h ago

And Trump has never sued him either.

u/Chromlech 14h ago

Yes they said that

u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 13h ago

Yeah and Trump has never sued him either

u/TheRealCBlazer 8h ago

But why male models?

u/Travis_Rust 4h ago

Yeah but have you considered that, in fact, Trump did NOT sue him?

u/Chromlech 13h ago

Yeah and trump never sued me either

u/dkg224 10h ago

Same reason he doesn’t sue people who call him a pedophile

u/hippydippyshit 7h ago

He’s never sued anyone for calling him a pedophile either šŸ’šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids 14h ago

When President StinkButt goes to Fox News they have him sit on a black tarp.

u/Shneckos 7h ago

I just went down a rabbit hole of Trump shitting himself on YouTube, thanks

u/Mountain_StarDew 16h ago

I thought the true reason for his incontinence was that one of his Epstein victims shoved a tent pole up his ass hard, causing irreparable damage.

Not satire.

u/AttakZak 14h ago

Ding ding ding. This is the true story. Weird I had to dig for it.

u/macnchz69_247 15h ago

Sauce? That's wild

u/Mountain_StarDew 15h ago

Looking back, it was Sascha Riley that claimed he was the one that kicked the tent pole while he was being trafficked but I guess none of it is verified.

u/elchemy 5h ago

Trump has never sued so …

u/RedditIsMyTherapist 17h ago

It's true! I said this above but... There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".

u/whostolemysloth 17h ago

I’m on Adderall (plus copious amount of caffeine), I have IBS, and I’ve had my gallbladder removed. I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

u/jaredsfootlonghole 16h ago

I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

You don’t have to lie to kick it with us. Ā We all shat ourselves as babies/toddlers.

Joke aside, you’ve got medically recommended medications. Ā Do you think his are as well?

u/whostolemysloth 16h ago

I meant to add that caveat, you’re correct haha.

I’d assume he’s got the best available medications.
I’ve got a combo of an OTC PPI (lower acid), fiber intake (solidifying), and medical marijuana (anti-spasmodic). Works really well.

But…maybe he doesn’t have any friends to tell him that his booty is a disaster area.

u/LeWigre 15h ago

Also, and I'm just going out on a limb here.. you're probably not 80?

u/whostolemysloth 15h ago

This is true.

But I hope my butt exercises will carry me through the latter half of my existence with grace.

u/Sandee1997 15h ago

Hell I’ve shat myself as an adult. When i started metformin for diabetes, it gave me uncontrollable diarrhea and i shat myself on a bus

u/BoredPoopless 13h ago

Look at you guys and your legitimate reasons.

I on the other hand misjudged a fart.

u/Message_10 9h ago

"Life's a poker table, boys. Sometimes you gamble on a fart... and lose"

u/EB123456789101112 2h ago

Same here, friend. I almost made it home but the metformin made me poop down my leg as well.

u/fotomoose 3h ago

Yeah we were all toddlers last time we shat ourselves right guys? Guys?

u/BarrelllRider 12h ago

Yea I’ve abused the hell out of amph’s and never heard nor experienced this

u/Top-Average412 15h ago

Watch out for this badass and his magic bowels!

u/whostolemysloth 15h ago

Behold my sphincter control! Pay no attention to the obvious clenching and the sweat coming off me!

u/TahiniInMyVeins 15h ago

But how many times has Trump pooped your pantsĀ 

u/whostolemysloth 15h ago

Oh jeez I don’t think he’s a guy I’d want near my pants. I’m a 36 y/o straight guy, though, so I’m way out of his age range and gender preference.

u/erhue 14h ago

well lucky you! I take prescription amphetamines too, and they absolutely make me do an emergency bathroom visit less than 30 mins after taking them. Also much more regular peeing. And my armpits sweat like crazy throughout the day.

Not everyone feels side effects, but the shitting yourself part is true for many

u/whostolemysloth 14h ago

The sweat and the peeing are there. And the emergency restroom response is in effect, but I have no shame haha.

u/erhue 3h ago

it's kinda scary because I cannot trust a fart shortly after taking the pill. Almost ended up in a big nasty accident a few times. Wouldn't surprise me if lots of people shit themselves by accident when taking this medication in the beginning.

u/fredsify 14h ago

If I take my full dose of vyvanse and coffee you can be sure I'll shotgun splatter that porcelain throne.. but I have yet to shit myself.

u/whostolemysloth 14h ago

Same same, to the point where I’ve started to dislike the solid ones (especially since the gallbladder removal). Got a vitamin regimen, always stay hydrated, got a bidet…no worries so far lol.

u/fredsify 13h ago

I had to start SunFiber and Glutamine to normalize.. now it's like I dont even take the meds!

u/SPACE_ICE 13h ago

if you follow a prescription you're very unlikely to have these issues, take them like your a failing college student the night before finals everyday for decades however...

u/Chomping_at_the_beet 12h ago

You are using them, he was abusing them, there is a difference

u/flummox1234 6h ago

I have IBS ... I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

Liar! /s

u/RedditIsMyTherapist 16h ago

I'm sure you take the appropriate amount of baby meth. Not that same as the handfuls this guy is probably taking.

u/whostolemysloth 16h ago

That is true. I get really cranky if I have too much. Maybe that’s part of his deal, now that I think about it. I always found the caffeine effect to be worse than other stimulants anyway.

u/-fno-stack-protector 15h ago

it's a dosage thing. he's sipping pills from the bottle like a morning coffee

u/whostolemysloth 15h ago

Well, then dude needs to pick up a modafinil habit or an added snow habit instead. Doesn’t seem like the addies are doing any part of their job.

u/erhue 14h ago

well the insane AI posting binge he went on yesterday proves that he probably shouldnt take modafinil either

u/whostolemysloth 14h ago

I try my very best to ignore him, but you’re probably right.

u/Atakir 3h ago

I'm not on Adderall or have any of that other stuff and as a 42 year old male I've sharted myself a solid 3-4 times as I've hit my late 30s/early 40s lol.

u/Potential-Win8706 17h ago

If you can believe the stories that came out of the Apprentice …

u/C3POB1KENOBI 16h ago

Poe’s law is working overtime these days

u/T4TrhavrKhcFt 13h ago

The line between reality and satire is now a circle.

u/Big_Guide_8551 18h ago

I heard that the people who worked on The Apprentice dubbed it "the shit show" for the same reason 🫠

u/Potential-Win8706 18h ago edited 18h ago

It’s why he’s on Aderall. It’s a coke substitute and wreaks havoc on ur bowels.

u/WorkingAnteater6036 18h ago

So if you’re wealthy enough, people will make accommodations for you no matter how inconsiderate or gross you are? Fuck.

u/tayawayinklets 18h ago

He himself isn't wealthy, it's the services he provides the American mob and the Russian gov't.

u/i_tyrant 13h ago

Oh he is. But he wasn't before his first presidential term. He was either broke or close to it compared to what he claimed to be.

He's had lots of time now to strip-mine the federal government and stuff it in his and his friends' pockets, though. He's definitely rich now, from both that and his MAGA pump-and-dump schemes they keep falling for because they're morons.

u/Radiant_Grab_9400 15h ago

I cant see him being in good with labor union mobsters.Ā 

u/WorkingAnteater6036 17h ago

Wait. I feel like Trump is wealthy. Isn’t he like 10bn net worth or something? That is super wealthy

u/RedditIsMyTherapist 17h ago

He's recently way more wealthy because of all his illegal wheeling and dealing with American's money and his blatantly admitted insider trading. Along with his children. However, there is more than one reason he never wanted to share his taxes. All the fraud for one, but more importantly people would have seen that he was way broker than he wanted people to believe.

u/WorkingAnteater6036 17h ago

Ooooo!! Like an ego thing huh

u/nova2k 18h ago

Or if you're in deep enough with the mob.Ā 

u/ReggieCorneus 17h ago

Here is 10k now go and clean that sht up.

That is how it works.

u/AcceptableAccount182 18h ago

I was a coke/adderall addict for 5-6 years and developed intense bowel problems as a result of it. I’m clean now but still deal with the consequences. I’m only 31.

u/Verehren 18h ago

Adderall is okay for your bowels if you take vitamins with it. Had to up my vitamin prescriptions because of it.

u/I-cant_even 18h ago

Fast food contains vitamins right?

u/ReggieCorneus 17h ago

Not just vitamins but fast vitamins.

u/Verehren 18h ago

Only a little, which is why Trump in his gigantic brain 5th dimension prescience, he eats so much of it, outclassing us peons once again

u/MileHiSalute 17h ago

What bowel vitamins do you take for adderall

u/Verehren 17h ago

Vitamins B, Zinc, and Magnesium. Really helps with the annoying symptoms, but I mean so is taking all those.

u/MileHiSalute 16h ago

Interesting, wonder if those are what the body uses to clear the adderall out of the system. Interesting that this isn’t something thoroughly discussed by all providers when prescribing the medication. But I guess western medicine is more about treating symptoms than preventing them so makes sense

u/Verehren 16h ago

I was told that I should avoid C for that reason

u/MileHiSalute 9h ago

Appreciate the information, I have some research and testing to do

u/Inevitable-Level-687 9h ago

Which vitamins?

u/starryeyedq 9h ago

What vitamins should you be taking? I’ve been taking it for years (prescription) and thought it only did that if you abused it. But should I be supplementing more?

u/Verehren 8h ago

I'd already had a multivitamin prescription and they said I would have more negative effects if I didn't up my dosages. I would ask your doctor before doing anything. I've been thinking about switching from Adderall to Vyvanse to see if I can cut back on the vitamins since I'm adverse to pills.

u/deltalitprof 7h ago

Which vitamins? Or do you mean ALL vitamins?

u/LalafellDisaster 18h ago

u/soofs 13h ago

It is also wrong lol. Adderall will get your system moving definitely but it does not "wreck havoc on your bowels" to the point of crapping yourself

u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 17h ago

I'm on Adderall and after the first week or two you get used to it and the explosive pooping tapers off. Usually. But that introductory period?

https://giphy.com/gifs/oWKoNaKXP8eYM

Yeah, buy an extra toilet brush or two...

u/Frenchitwist 16h ago

I take adderall every day and have never had this issue. Eat a more balanced diet lol

u/ProxyMuncher 14h ago

Yeah what the hell is up with people. Fiber and stay hydrated and adderall won’t give you the thunder shits

u/starryeyedq 9h ago

Yeah I’ve taken it for decades now and I have never had any experience like that…

Decreased appetite and shitty sleep? Sure. But that gets much better when you take it consistently and exercise.

u/erhue 14h ago

nah. It's something that varies from person to person. I also get the explosive shits when I take it; but also, for example, massively increased armpit sweat for whatever reason. Most people don't get that side effect, and it's not something that will change with diet either.

u/Frenchitwist 14h ago

Ooo I def get sweaty pits too

u/erhue 3h ago

yeah it's a massive pain. Took me a long time to find a deodorant that could handle that shit properly.

u/Frenchitwist 14h ago

Ooo I def get sweaty pits too

u/dookieshoes97 16h ago

Who is still prescribing this? It's 2026, use Vyvanse.

u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 16h ago

Even with insurance, generic Vyvanse is way more expensive, so we started with a low dose of generic Adderall, which is dirt cheap. It worked well enough, so I haven't upgraded yet. I can always switch if I want to (the doctor did offer it).

u/Misplaced_Arrogance 13h ago

There is also a chance it just doesn't work for you too. Adderall was the first one that worked for me, methylphenedate did nothing for me.

u/erhue 14h ago

there's generic vyvanse now as well. Adderall is slightly better I think, but it has more potential for abuse

u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 10h ago

Even the generic vyvanse was like 60 bucks a month vs 8 bucks for Adderall. I can afford either, but I'm not on a high dose and it helped so I didn't see the need to switch. I don't take it every day, either, and it seemed like Vyvanse was catered more towards people who wanted a daily dose with minimal side-effects.

u/erhue 3h ago

I remember Adderall gave me a kind of high when it kicked in... But that would be followed by a disturbing low. But these things work differently for everyone

u/PuckSenior 14h ago

Well, not really. Ritalin is a coke substitute. Adderall is just methamphetamine.

u/Annual-Control-4335 1h ago

There is no way a doctor would still prescribe Adderall to someone that is 80 right?

u/Trick-Seat4901 17h ago

Lol I hate trump but this is not true. Adderall is an amphetamine. Not the same as coke, not used as a substitute. Ritalin is what you're thinking of, cocaine for ADHD.

u/RedditIsMyTherapist 17h ago

There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".

u/WorkingAnteater6036 17h ago

Yikes!! Today I learned way more about the president than I’d ever hoped to.

u/govtstolemygermscd 14h ago

They let you do it when youre a star

u/Commercial-Co 9h ago

Yes. Trump is a well known coke head. His ā€œi dont drink or do drugsā€ is a lie, among the many that he has told. And dumb asses believed a fucking liar.

He was fucking coked out in the debates

u/Yixyxy 18h ago

We need answers! Was it satire?

u/Commercial-Co 9h ago

No. Its not satire. Trump is a known cokehead in the 80’s

u/Resident_Goodish 16h ago

Yes. Trump is known to abstain from drugs because his brother was an alcoholic who was deemed a failure and died prematurely

u/Commercial-Co 9h ago

Trump is a well known coke head. His ā€œi dont drink or do drugsā€ is a lie, among the many that he has told. And dumb asses believed a fucking liar. Do you think he gave a shit for anyone but himself? So magically he gave a shit when his brother (who he wasnt close with) died? Are you that naive?

He was fucking coked out in the debates.

u/blazbers 14h ago

He doesn’t drink bc the hangovers you get when combining it with cocaine are unbearable

u/intangibleTangelo 13h ago

i think that only happens because cocaine counteracts the effects of alcohol, sobering you up, leading some people to drink heroic amounts

u/blazbers 12h ago

No. Alcohol and cocaine combine to make cocaethlyne which is very euphoric but has a hellish comedown

u/Ok_Cardiologist8263 17h ago

Many people are saying it.

u/Firm-Roll4841 17h ago

It's honestly impossible to know at this point - which is both sad and hilarious - but mostly sad.... and terrifying.

u/justin107d 2h ago

We would have had more of these instances the first term. I think it is just a new problem of his.

u/heartfelt_heresy 17h ago

You can see the outline of his diaper on one of his WWE appearances in the 90s.Ā  https://youtu.be/s9bY28ik2Fc?is=3hN9EplwFDF38_x6

u/WorkingAnteater6036 17h ago

Wow. So he’s had incontinence for a long while huh

u/ADissidentIsHere 16h ago

That’s 2007.

u/Dead_Internet69420 9h ago

Many Peopleā„¢ļø are saying it.

u/EtherealHeart5150 11h ago

I know,right! How has this not been all over TMZ for the last 10 years is beyond me.

u/name-secondname 9h ago

Probably none of it is true. But it's funny to pretend.

u/EllisDee3 17h ago

Don't forget the little boy he was raping jammed a tent spike up his bunghole.

u/takemebackto1993 8h ago

In this house, Sascha Riley is a hero — end of story!

u/Informal-Comb1989 5h ago

This part. They had to helicopter him out of there.

u/Kierstin1983 17h ago

Epstein files say different. A male survivor penetrated his asshole with a piece of wood.

u/whooptheretis 2h ago

Epstein files say different

I thought these hadn't been released?

u/Princesslili252525 18h ago

Look up Sascha Riley.

u/Excellent-Shape-2024 17h ago

You mean Sascha "Tent Peg" Riley? Gives whole new meaning to the term "pegging"

u/Princesslili252525 17h ago

Tent stake

u/SnausageFest 15h ago

Sure wish I didn't...

u/Princesslili252525 14h ago

There used to be a public sub for him. He visited it periodically. They've gone private now. Probably too much harassment.

u/Informal-Comb1989 5h ago

A lot of drama went down between him and the people who were breaking his story originally, that’s likely why.

u/imcomingelizabeth 11h ago

He has anal leakage due to a perforated b hole from one of his Epstein victims who was defending herself. You can google it.

u/Potential-Win8706 11h ago

What difference does it make ?? He’s been crapping himself in front of the whole world. Literally. He’s a malignant narcissist, capable of anything. Both things don’t have to be mutually exclusive. He was a freak. This isn’t a diagnosis. The need to be 100% right 100% of the time is a social media attribute that is quite exhausting.

u/Informal-Comb1989 5h ago

I think it’s just fun to bring up

u/DamnIamHigh_Original 3h ago

It's important to not forget he is in the files more times than jesus in the bible

u/TheybyBaby4723 3h ago

You good?

They were just adding color to the story. Definitely did not come off as trying to be "100% right 100% of the time".

Maybe there's a smidgen of projection happening?

u/Bleep_Diver 8h ago

It was a boy. Sascha Riley.

u/Cheef-Kiefah 7h ago

Sascha was a boy, actually

u/Internal-Joke-2396 7h ago

Himself, Sascha was a boy.

u/jasdonle 17h ago

I always hear this, but nobody ever cites anything. Is this really real? Where are these hundreds of references?

u/eballeste 10h ago

This used to be freely accessible but is now gated: https://lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry-boys-are-hard-to-find

u/Just_An_Animal 17h ago

Hitler also had a bunch of bowel problems and would rip ones that made people retch. The parallel deepens

u/TillamookTramp 13h ago

Hitler took a lot of drugs, one was a form of methamphetamine so not surprising.

u/litivy 13h ago

Doesn't adderal have the same effect. I thought that Trumps incontinence was from that rather than coke so still the same as Hitler.

u/BurdTurglary 15h ago

It was because of what Sacha Riley did to him with a tent stake that he became incontinent

u/Sea_Excuse_6795 15h ago

Sashcha Riley is why trump is incontinent

u/Full_Aperture 15h ago

It wasn't the coke that lead to his incontinence. It was Sascha Riley and a tent pole....

u/CompassMetal 18h ago

Source(s)?

u/Excellent-Shape-2024 17h ago

The podcast is called "Roasting the Broligarchy". Here is a spotify link if you have it. It is also available on Apple podcasts. You will need ear bleach after you listen.

u/CompassMetal 15h ago

Thanks. I am now considering if I really do need to know the details on this one. Perhaps not...

u/Excellent-Shape-2024 14h ago

tent peg self defense...bowel perforation...airtlifted to medical... lifelong incontinence. you probably dont need much more than that

u/cur10us_ge0rge 17h ago

Trust me bro

u/namir01 16h ago

Really? I thought it was the tent peg story

u/Potential-Win8706 12h ago

There’s a guy who does a podcast show and was a production ass’t on the Apprentice. He speaks to these issues.

u/binaryo 16h ago

WWII wooden tent stake, not coke.Ā 

u/carpetplower 17h ago

the other rumour is that one of his victims jammed a leg in his butt and kicked it si hard it damaged his bowels

u/Special_South_8561 18h ago

86 the problem

u/BuckFuzby 16h ago

Oof that's funny. Have you got a credible source for that?

u/eggz627 14h ago

Cocaine causes incontinence??

u/C0SM1C-CADAVER 14h ago

I heard Roy Cohn blew Donald's O-ring out before then.

u/Potential-Win8706 12h ago

Could be both. He is a freak.

u/yttocs205 10h ago

I 100% want to believe. The fact that no one other than anonymous interns have confirmed this is strange to me. I mean he can't possibly just be shotting himself all the time in public or even occasional without someone actually really saying something, right?

u/No_Criticism_5861 10h ago

Well, even if this isnt true, the alternative facts say its true

u/ThePupnasty 10h ago

Don't forget the stick up his ass.

u/FreeTooBeaPoster 4h ago

I wish this was true, but it's not. Reddit is such a shithole.

u/reddwarf_ 1h ago

Well there was that story about a victim ramming something up his butt that could also be the reason for his incontinence.

u/brevit 17h ago

This is not true at all

u/Mroopsimexciting 17h ago

Yes it is.Ā 

u/Advanced-Teach-7234 9h ago

It’s actually very true yes. It’s been known for almost 40 years at this point.Ā 

u/LeekOriginal1447 17h ago

According to Reddit lore, this guy should have shit himself to death and died of syphilis years ago. Without any actual proof, it’s just pathetic at this point.

u/AllYouPeopleAre 12h ago

What is your explanation for the reactions in the op’s video?

u/CumDwnHrNSayDat 11h ago

Why is an explanation needed for two men looking around?

u/AllYouPeopleAre 10h ago

At the exact same time, while they have a grimace on their faces? Without even looking at each other mind you?

u/CumDwnHrNSayDat 10h ago

I don't see a grimace tbh

u/AllYouPeopleAre 10h ago

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

u/CumDwnHrNSayDat 9h ago

🤣

u/Advanced-Teach-7234 9h ago

Yeah unfortunately for you it’s something most New Yorkers have been aware of for 4 decadesĀ 

u/Jouglet 18h ago edited 16h ago

Bullshit. Hundreds of stories. Show me 1.

Edit: I know he shits himself. We all know that. FOR YEARS, restaurants had to comp guests? That’s the part I don’t believe.

P. S. Fuck Trump.

u/Dooty_Shirker 17h ago

u/Mroopsimexciting 17h ago

They’ll never respond.Ā 

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u/Warmbly85 16h ago

Dude if your source is the daily beast and the daily beast’s source is anonymous you can just dismiss it outright.Ā 

The only named source for trump shitting himself is Noel Caster who is the source in two of your links. He used to claim Trump shit himself all the time because Trump was on diuretics and that staffers would have to get his prescription all the time. Dude thought diuretics sounds like diarrhea and thought they made you shit. He has since changed his story. I am not saying he’s lying but at a certain point you’d have a better source than someone who keeps changing their story.Ā 

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