Hundreds of stories from when he was a coke fiend in the 80s, leading to his incontinence since the 90s. FOR YEARS, the restaurants all over the city, have had to comp their other customer’s meals, stemming from the complaints of having to withstand the full on rear assault of Trump and his magic bowels.
It’s absolutely pathetic that Trump has killed satire. I don’t know if this is true either. I hope it’s not, but like most things with Trump, it probably is.
There is a stand up comic (Noel Casler) who worked as an assistant on The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice. He tells jokes/stories about Trump from his time working on the show. And the constant Trump shitting of his pants and having to get a diaper change is one of the stories. Trump is extraordinarily litigious, so he could sue the guy and get him to stop. But he doesn't because truth is an affirmative defense against slander.
It's true! I said this above but... There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".
I’d assume he’s got the best available medications.
I’ve got a combo of an OTC PPI (lower acid), fiber intake (solidifying), and medical marijuana (anti-spasmodic). Works really well.
But…maybe he doesn’t have any friends to tell him that his booty is a disaster area.
well lucky you! I take prescription amphetamines too, and they absolutely make me do an emergency bathroom visit less than 30 mins after taking them. Also much more regular peeing. And my armpits sweat like crazy throughout the day.
Not everyone feels side effects, but the shitting yourself part is true for many
Same same, to the point where I’ve started to dislike the solid ones (especially since the gallbladder removal). Got a vitamin regimen, always stay hydrated, got a bidet…no worries so far lol.
if you follow a prescription you're very unlikely to have these issues, take them like your a failing college student the night before finals everyday for decades however...
That is true. I get really cranky if I have too much. Maybe that’s part of his deal, now that I think about it. I always found the caffeine effect to be worse than other stimulants anyway.
Looking back, it was Sascha Riley that claimed he was the one that kicked the tent pole while he was being trafficked but I guess none of it is verified.
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u/Potential-Win8706 15h ago edited 15h ago
Hundreds of stories from when he was a coke fiend in the 80s, leading to his incontinence since the 90s. FOR YEARS, the restaurants all over the city, have had to comp their other customer’s meals, stemming from the complaints of having to withstand the full on rear assault of Trump and his magic bowels.