That stink must be unbearable

[u/PossessionPrior1223]

😂

[u/MediumRoll7047]

So if we stick a comically sized cork up him America will go back to normal?

[u/StolenPies → u/MediumRoll7047]

After a few weeks, yes.

[u/Realistic_Pause_1719 → u/MediumRoll7047]

Maybe it would build up so bad that he explodes

[u/SomePeopleCall → u/MediumRoll7047]

Only if you cork both ends

[u/pimppapy → u/MediumRoll7047]

I mean, can we use the Empire State Building as that cork and just wrap him around it like a pillow sheet to a pillow?

[u/JustAMinah → u/MediumRoll7047]

...back to normal? it's been like this.

[u/Internal-Joke-2396 → u/MediumRoll7047]

No, it will just smell better.