That stink must be unbearable

[u/PossessionPrior1223]

😂

[u/jaredsfootlonghole]

I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

You don’t have to lie to kick it with us.  We all shat ourselves as babies/toddlers.

Joke aside, you’ve got medically recommended medications.  Do you think his are as well?

[u/whostolemysloth → u/jaredsfootlonghole]

I meant to add that caveat, you’re correct haha.

I’d assume he’s got the best available medications.
I’ve got a combo of an OTC PPI (lower acid), fiber intake (solidifying), and medical marijuana (anti-spasmodic). Works really well.

But…maybe he doesn’t have any friends to tell him that his booty is a disaster area.

[u/LeWigre → u/whostolemysloth]

Also, and I'm just going out on a limb here.. you're probably not 80?

[u/whostolemysloth → u/LeWigre]

This is true.

But I hope my butt exercises will carry me through the latter half of my existence with grace.

[u/Sandee1997 → u/jaredsfootlonghole]

Hell I’ve shat myself as an adult. When i started metformin for diabetes, it gave me uncontrollable diarrhea and i shat myself on a bus

[u/BoredPoopless → u/Sandee1997]

Look at you guys and your legitimate reasons.

I on the other hand misjudged a fart.

[u/Message_10 → u/BoredPoopless]

"Life's a poker table, boys. Sometimes you gamble on a fart... and lose"

[u/fotomoose → u/jaredsfootlonghole]

Yeah we were all toddlers last time we shat ourselves right guys? Guys?