That stink must be unbearable

[u/PossessionPrior1223]

😂

[u/OldRain5261]

Let's see.. they are 3' apart from each other, and JD smelt it 1.5 seconds before the douche on the right which means the shit smell is traveling at 2feet/second which is 1.36 miles per hour.

This is also how fast racism, hate, bigotry, lies and just plain evil travel.

Coincidence?

[u/Uturndriving → u/OldRain5261]

See? This is why they don't like science.

[u/Nerfarean → u/Uturndriving]

They substitute our reality with their own

[u/MikeTheImpaler → u/Nerfarean]

Alternative facts?

[u/aliensuitcase3000 → u/MikeTheImpaler]

Alternative farts

[u/King_R0A → u/aliensuitcase3000]

Alternative sharts.

[u/PkmnMstr10 → u/Nerfarean]

Adam Savage must be regretting that quote.

[u/Nerfarean → u/PkmnMstr10]

Ikr. Was so benign a decade ago

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I hope someone there actually figures it out. Im assuming the original commenter was ball parking it. 😂

[u/MediumRoll7047 → u/OldRain5261]

So if we stick a comically sized cork up him America will go back to normal?

[u/StolenPies → u/MediumRoll7047]

After a few weeks, yes.

[u/Realistic_Pause_1719 → u/MediumRoll7047]

Maybe it would build up so bad that he explodes

[u/SomePeopleCall → u/MediumRoll7047]

Only if you cork both ends

[u/pimppapy → u/MediumRoll7047]

I mean, can we use the Empire State Building as that cork and just wrap him around it like a pillow sheet to a pillow?

[u/JustAMinah → u/MediumRoll7047]

...back to normal? it's been like this.

[u/Internal-Joke-2396 → u/MediumRoll7047]

No, it will just smell better.

[u/Such_Comb9388 → u/OldRain5261]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ioR8R00S5SibK

[u/Much-Anything7149 → u/OldRain5261]

Your math assumes JD smelt it first when the SS probably have specific training to resist scrunching their face within the sphere of traitorous diaper matter. They could've smelt it simultaneously.

[u/SeaTrain42 → u/OldRain5261]

Brownian motion in action

[u/Some_Ebb_2921 → u/OldRain5261]

Going by these numbers, how long before the smell would reach the east coast? (if the smell wouldn't dissipate and continue with the same speed)

[u/Zob_za_zob → u/Some_Ebb_2921]

2,800 miles ÷ 1.36 mph ≈ 2,058 hours ≈ 85.7 days - about 2 months and 3 weeks.

[u/PkmnMstr10 → u/Zob_za_zob]

He said East coast, you went West.

[u/Zob_za_zob → u/PkmnMstr10]

You are right. It was late and I was tired

[u/PkmnMstr10 → u/Some_Ebb_2921]

East coast? You mean the same side as Washington, D.C.?

[u/Some_Ebb_2921 → u/PkmnMstr10]

Yeah, that's on me. (Non american)

[u/marsultor4 → u/OldRain5261]

And that's why fascism used to be connected to the color brown in Germany. Or at least, it used to be. Nowadays it's some sort of a light blue.

[u/AuroraFinem → u/OldRain5261]

I’d love to see someone over at r/theydidthemath calculate how strong the smell needed to be to disperse at that rate. I’m sure there’s some rough analysis you could do.

[u/Caleb_Reynolds → u/OldRain5261]

You need to analyze their breathing to be sure of that. It could be moving much faster but the guy stage left just inhaled later.

[u/almondbutterthicc → u/OldRain5261]

Even Trump's farts are hate speech

[u/HolyButtNuggets → u/OldRain5261]

It's scientifically known as the "speed of smell"

He's an expert at breaking the smell barrier

[u/Narrow_Letterhead91 → u/OldRain5261]

are you okay?

[u/OldRain5261 → u/Narrow_Letterhead91]

Thank you for asking!

Yes, my personal life is great with normal stress of work and money and such.. but I am very much worried about the state of the US. It's a shitshow.

I think it's getting us all down.

[u/BumpeeJohnson → u/OldRain5261]

Also using your math, it looks like Trump did a right lean to get some cheek clearance about 1-2 seconds before the wave hit JD.

He hides the lean behind a joke. Get em laughing so no one hears the exit.

Distract. Defecate. Discombulate. Masterful technique really

[u/Bill-Billiard → u/OldRain5261]

It was said that a lie could travel around the world before the truth could get its shoes on - but they forgot to mention that it wafted in like a fart.

[u/biscaya → u/OldRain5261]

You're shittin' me 2' per second? This tracks

[u/abraxasnl → u/OldRain5261]

r/theydidthemath

[u/j3ffrolol → u/OldRain5261]

The commitment to the craft 👏

[u/x_xwolf → u/OldRain5261]

That reminds of the saying: a white man will shit himself just to make a black man smell it.

[u/MelificentUL → u/OldRain5261]

This is why they are dismantling the Education System. Which was already absolutely behind on a global level. Which is why it was so easy. Currently ranked 31st in education. We were 13th 5 years ago. We're the best at... what? Serial killers? Over 70 countries have universal healthcare. (Sorry for my tirade, lol.)

[u/IceSpiceDogsDance → u/OldRain5261]

Good lord I’m on Facebook 

[u/Kuzcopolis → u/OldRain5261]

This seems valuable in ways we can't yet capitalize on

[u/typhlonusMama → u/OldRain5261]

This is why we smell it in Canada. 🇨🇦