r/PoursTea 16h ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ That stink must be unbearable

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u/OldRain5261 15h ago

Let's see.. they are 3' apart from each other, and JD smelt it 1.5 seconds before the douche on the right which means the shit smell is traveling at 2feet/second which is 1.36 miles per hour.

This is also how fast racism, hate, bigotry, lies and just plain evil travel.

Coincidence?

u/Uturndriving Sipping tea 15h ago

See? This is why they don't like science.

u/Nerfarean 12h ago

They substitute our reality with their own

u/MikeTheImpaler 10h ago

Alternative facts?

u/aliensuitcase3000 6h ago

Alternative farts

u/King_R0A 5h ago

Alternative sharts.

u/PkmnMstr10 6h ago

Adam Savage must be regretting that quote.

u/Nerfarean 6h ago

Ikr. Was so benign a decade ago