r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petaaahhh???

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/reddugitive, your post does belong here!

u/ThatFatGuyMJL 2d ago

OLLIE HERE.

JAPAN HAD A TERRIBLE MEDICAL UNIT IN WW2 CALLED UNIT 731.

THEY MADE THE NAZIS LOOK TAME.

THEY FROZE PRISONERS OF WAR INTO HUMAN POPSICALS AND TREATED THEN FROM FROSTBITE.

IT WAS PURE EVIL AND HAS SAVED MANY LIVES.

OLLIE OUT

u/kageshira1010 2d ago edited 1d ago

"it was pure evil and has saved many lives" I feel this can be said of most stuff invented in wars

Edit: Jesus, 7k likes over pretty much a shower thought. Many thanks

u/OrinocoHaram 2d ago

not on this level, those fuckers were satan

u/ThatOtherOtherMan 2d ago

I feel like even the embodiment of evil would look at what they did and say yikes

u/Platnun12 2d ago

When the SS think you are fucked in the head

You are 1000% fucked in the head

u/ThatOtherOtherMan 2d ago

Yeah, when I read that SS scientists who visited wrote back to command protesting the experiments they'd seen it really drove home how fucked up it must have been for white supremacists to think the non-white people torturing other non-white people were taking it too far.

u/INeedADifferent 2d ago

Funnily enough, the Japanese thought the same of what the Nazi were doing

u/TheRealPopatsot 2d ago

Mostly they thought they were being inefficient. The medical knowledge gained from the Nazis were substantial and boosted medical research over 100 years from what it would have taken but the Japanese thought it could have been so much more because of just how many subjects they had to work on at a time compared to how few were being actually experimented on or just straight up executed. In a numbers kinda fucked up way they weren't wrong but damn thats scary.

u/TheGoddamnSpiderman 2d ago

The medical knowledge gained from the Nazis were substantial and boosted medical research over 100 years from what it would have taken

This is a myth. The Nazi research was largely useless

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/4fwnn4/did_the_nazis_make_any_contributions_to_the/

As the answer in the link states, the premises of many of the experiments were flawed due to being based in Nazi race science and the experimental design and analysis of the results were also flawed

u/qwertyalguien 2d ago edited 1d ago

This. There's this permeating myth that ethics shackle advancement, but in reality most unethical research is garbage information, has falsifications, gives already known info, or has shit methodology.

Almost as if a lack of ethics normally makes trive self interested researchers who love to sbuse the lack of oversight to advance their careers.

Edit: The amount of yapping to justify such fucked up things in the responses really tell a lot about why the world is so fucked right now. If you are about to tell me some ultra specific thing that somehow justify these horrors, or go into semantics: don't. Go touch grass.

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u/Niceguy4now 2d ago

Thanks for posting this

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u/bravenewchurl 2d ago

100 years over where it would have been is an incredible overstatement. They documented a few things in limited areas that were somewhat useful, medically (like what it looks like to die of hypothermia or dehydration) but a lot of their experimentation was duplicative of other work or ideologically driven attempts to provide their unscientific race theories. Due to their ideology it's also difficult to trust some of the data. They absolutely did not advance medical science by anything close to 100 years.

u/MiMicInCave 2d ago

"We could save more life if you willing to commit an unspeakable act"

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u/Arnhildr-Fang 2d ago

Actually, it was Croatia the SS were distinctly concerned over.

Unlike the Nazi regime which PRIMARALLY focused on a detached, efficient, and..."humane" mass genocide via gas, the facist Croatia at the time preferred methods the SS referred to as; visceral, brutal, appalling, barbaric, and sadistic...

You know youre messed up when the most imfamous people in recorded history look at you and say "that's fucked up"...

u/keldondonovan 2d ago

Reminds me of an ethics professor I had that used to say "just because Hitler agrees with you doesn't make you wrong, and just because he disagrees doesn't mean you are right." This reminds me of that.

u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 2d ago

Halo effect. 1 trait used to define an entire persons identity. A lot of good things have been done by vehemently racist pieces of shit and good people have often paved the road to hell with their intentions.

u/keldondonovan 2d ago

đŸŽ¶ Lemme see your halo halo halo°oO đŸŽ”

You got it stuck in my head now. Least I can do is share.

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u/notherenwerebear 1d ago

If I asked who would make a better leader a vegetarian who is for the ethical humane slaughter of animals for food and a massive highway system, or a drunk womanizer who insults most people he meets who would you choose Hitler or, Churchill?

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u/Faedoodles 2d ago

I'll never forget that they are the reason we know the human body is 70% water. Also, I'll never look up how the figured it out.

u/harmonicvolley 2d ago

We already knew that though, just by weighing very fresh cadavers and then dying them out and weighing them again. They were just doing stuff as an excuse to torture people to death. As far as I know, the frostbite thing was the only new information to come out of it

u/Trezzie 2d ago

Organ transplants, and human/ape crossbreeding (inability) I think, too?

Maybe radiation exposure safety amounts, but I'm not positive on that one.

u/moist2025 2d ago

Japan did learn a lot about radiation exposure through human subjects, but in a very different way.

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u/Venusgate 2d ago

But they'll still teach us that fact at school and through pbs, like i'm supposed to do something with that ill-gotten information as an 8yo kid.

u/ExtensionMoose1863 2d ago

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

u/Venusgate 2d ago

Oh dont tell me the axis powers figured that one out too

u/ResidentCrayonEater 1d ago

Worse. The mitochondria was designed by Axis engineer Kraft von Cellman. Previously, cells used inefficient, wood-burning stoves typically made from cast iron.

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u/AMediocrePersonality 2d ago

We are all just Megazord piloted by mitochondria

u/ThrogdorLokison 2d ago

We are brains piloting a bone mech, with meat armor.

u/Kolby_Jack33 2d ago

Bones only serve two purposes: structural stability and making blood. Nerves are transmitters, and meat is what moves you. Meat is not armor, it's pretty terrible at protecting you considering all the precious blood that's inside of it. You need that blood! Bones can't make it that fast!

Skin is the armor, although mainly it's armor that keeps your blood and guts in rather than keeping much of anything out.

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u/kirbleknee 2d ago

They should really remake Parasite Eve. The body horror element would be so cool with today's visuals.

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u/Middleclassass 2d ago

You're supposed to infer crazy conspiracy theories by aligning that fact with others.

We are 70% water. The Earth is 70% water. That clearly means we were born of the Earth and any fossils or ancient artifacts that have been found were planted by the ancient alien Illuminati lizard people. Flat earth confirmed you fucking sheep.

u/Crafty-Help-4633 2d ago

hits blunt

like... what's behind the Ice Wall? I know it keeps the water in but like... what's back there, man?

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u/Kudostone 2d ago

Any of their “science” would’ve inevitably been discovered without crimes against humanity. Remedy to frostbite is better when affected parts are immersed in water to at least body temp, as compared to thawing. An empiric observation that humanity was destined to uncover, as much as modern imaging would’ve naturally shown the composition of our body. This bunk is fetishism masquerading as advancement

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u/TerrytheToeSucker 2d ago

As someone who read what it was, that's probably for the best

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u/DrJuice404 2d ago

And now they're heavenly angels gifting us with hentai, anime and more.

u/chrimminimalistic 2d ago

Technically hentai ARE anime.

u/embarrassedmommy 2d ago

Not when it saved lives as well, it's a whole different kind of heavenly genre that declined birth rate 🙏

u/hamonicmantitties 2d ago

Like they wouldn't want to fuck instead if they had the time too

u/ChickenKid3Thesecond 2d ago

Sometimes they’re manga.

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u/the_teuthida 2d ago

No WW2, no atomic bomb No atomic bomb, no reinvention of Japanese culture No reinvention of Japanese culture, no hentai

In this essay I will explain how no Hitler = no hentai

u/earanhart 2d ago

Counter: Dream of the Fisherman's Wife

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u/Agreeable_Result9212 2d ago

I could be missing a joke here.. but I feel like hentai was not worth Hitler.

u/karoshikun 2d ago

just as the data from unit 731 was not worth it, because it was useless.

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u/Confident_Caramel859 2d ago

Technically, we have hentai because of Mickey Mouse. And WW2.

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u/Character-Spinach591 2d ago edited 2d ago

So evil that a Nazi envoy in an area they were in took in women and children to keep them safe.

ETA: John Rabe was his name and he helped save as many as 250,000 Chinese civilians curing the Rape of Nanking/Nanjing Massacre

He was also a Nazi Party member and business man, not an official envoy.

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u/FatPanda0345 2d ago

Yup. I'm pretty sure they're the reason we know that humans are 70% water

u/Ok_Cook_3098 2d ago

You could just dry a dead body

There are still body's donated for science

u/evargx 2d ago

They were beyond evil, same as Dr Sims from USA, but we can't really dismiss what they found, it would be like saying their victims died for nothing.

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 2d ago

This doesn't make either one right, but I think about the horrible suffering the U.S. caused Japan due to The Bomb, then I recall things like this and the 'Rape of Nanjing', and remember they were responsible for a LOT of uncalled suffering of civilians as well.

u/peteofaustralia 2d ago

In case you didn't know, before the two atomic bombs they'd already been firebombing Japan's mostly wooden cities.
USAF pilots would apparently come back and complain about the smell.

u/quantummidget 2d ago

And also iirc the firebombing was done with jellied gasoline i.e. early napalm

u/mxzf 2d ago

Yeah, between the nukes and the firebombing, IIRC the firebombing killed a lot more. And they didn't even break out the bat bombs they worked on that would be even worse.

The nukes were honestly more "look what we can do" than military might in that context.

u/AndrewNB411 1d ago

I think it’s also extremely psychological. The human mind can handle a conflagration. The human mind can’t really grasp an act of god like the atomic bomb.

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u/NapoleonBolognapart 2d ago

Most of their "research" wasn't even really usable anyway. They weren't exactly conducting double blind randomized controlled trials in a torture chamber.

u/IndieDev666 2d ago

satan can't be that bad

u/Visible_Amphibian570 2d ago

As Hawkeye said in MASH, war is war and hell is hell, and of the two war is worse. At least the general idea of hell is that bad people are supposed to go there, war doesn’t care about innocents

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u/Specific_Fold_8646 2d ago

Not really that a lie made to make them sound better than they were. After the defeat of Japan, America wanted to get their hands on this research and prevent it from getting in the hands of anyone else. It why Japan got off with a light punishment for their war crimes, the other reason was to make the leadership reliant on America.

When American scientists got their hands on it they were excited because someone broke the taboo of human experimentation it would help them advance years of knowledge. And when they got it they were incredibly disappointed. What Japan did wasn’t science but just torture, there was no control group, most subjects weren’t healthy and had other issues from their poor treatment. They weren’t given time to recover between experiments and often died from a mixture of experiments. To make it worse the American scientists were actually ahead of Japan despite never breaking the taboo because they used control groups well limited to animals. So to summarize America pardon war criminals for paper that only value was as fire starter, because the Japanese thought torture was a part of the scientific method.

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u/Banes_Addiction 2d ago

That explicitly says that some of it was useful including the frostbite research and was published in mainstream Japanese medical journals post-war by the original testers.

u/Top_Connection9079 2d ago

No they weren't disappointed. They hired them to experiment further, this time on Japanese Children.

America paid Unit 731 to experiment on Japanese children after WW2

https://www.reddit.com/r/JapaneseHistory/s/IejIU5Bm1n

u/Deaffin 1d ago

This investigation is notable for its absolute lack of evidence to support its accusations of USA funding.

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u/IamElylikeEli 2d ago

people forget that, in the U.S. hundreds of Conscientious objectors and pacifists volunteered to be medical guinea pigs to help real medical doctors learn to treat both horrible diseases and terrible medical conditions. these were people who refused to kill but also refused to do nothing. pacifists not cowards.

these volunteers were subjected to some really terrible things, but in a controlled way so that real, usable, data would be collected and they were given treatment because thats the POINT of doing these kinds of human experiments. it was also a way to give field medics training before they were thrust into actual combat zones.

what Unit 731 did was not science or medicine, it was torture for the sake of torture that they just happened to write enough of it down to make it Look like science.

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u/The_Webweaver 2d ago

Sure, but unit 731 was a medical torture unit who experimented on rebels and POWs. There's a difference between Kalishnikov inventing the AK so that his comrades had better weapons or the Manhattan Project developing the Bomb so that the Nazis didn't get there first and torturing people for funsies and accidentally discovering important scientific information on the side.

u/Ok_Cook_3098 2d ago

Sowjets got basicly a free pass for the next couple of decades for all kind of guns

Nazis literally wanted to decimate them so yeah

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u/thatonebrassguy 2d ago

Bro historically speaking, Japan has to be top 5 worst countries and somehow they get a pass bcs of anime. Every other major country has their crimes always mentioned but somehow Japan is exempt from that. Imperial Japan was literal hell

u/Kolizuljin 2d ago

Pretty sure it's not because of anime  and has more to do with a Little Boy and a Fat Man

u/Far_Ladder_2836 2d ago

Yeah, reading about the decision especially Leahy and Eisenhower is very sobering.  And then knowing MacArthur would later become so obsessed with nuking people he would get relieved for it. 

u/DaddysABadGirl 2d ago

MacArthur was such a garbage human. And he just got fucking glazed because of his own self whoring to the press. For every solid move he made he would let his ego lead the way to stupidity.

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u/Special-Estimate-165 2d ago

Its the only legitimate ethnostate that people seem to be just fine with.

u/BizarreCake 2d ago

It's very clean and polite there, they might be on to something.

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u/Yammyohnine 2d ago

Didn't most of the shit they did not actually lead to any reasonable medical advancement? Like they were doing "how long can a human survive without their head" or "can a baby survive being ripped out of their pregnant mother and thrown into a pot of acid" type stuff. Not exactly questions that need to be answered.

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u/in1gom0ntoya 2d ago

its medical "benefits" have been called into question recently

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u/sexualdalek 2d ago

Most of it wasn't good science, Nazi and IJA alike. A lot of the results weren't even written down and was mostly done out of pure cruelty and sadism. Any medical benefits attributed to these "experiments" were either accidental or previously discovered under more scientifically rigorous and humane conditions.

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u/CactusToothBrush 2d ago

I believe the only reason we know how much water a human is made up of is because U731 weighed victims before and after cooking/microwaving or whatever the hell it was that they did.
Nazi germany did atrocious shit but Japan treated anybody that wasn’t Japanese like animals. They ate Aussies/Allies in the New Guinea campaign and not just from starvation, officers ordered prisoners executed and cut up for extra food and spiritual reasons

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u/pupbuck1 2d ago

There’s evil and then there’s stuff not even Satan would do

u/LickyurDicky 2d ago

Saving lives sounds so ironic in this situation lol

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u/Sharp_Recognition881 2d ago edited 13h ago

This is a pretty common myth that I feel needs to be addressed here. The cruel torture of unit 731 and the many medical "experiments" they performed on unwilling Prisoners of war did not in themselves produce any breakthroughs in medicine. After the war Doctors combing through their records were able to salvage SOME of the information in practical ways when combined with other information from ACTUAL research and experimentation. To attribute these medical breakthroughs to Unit 731 is to rob credit from the hundreds of dedicated doctors and researchers who ACTUALLY developed the treatments.

EDIT** Clarifying the uselessness of Unit 731 and the hard work of the medical community for those who can't bother to do their own research. (Seriously a cursory Google search will tell you how useless the information produced by unit 731 was in isolation. Their experiments were bad and documentation was shit)

u/ThatFatGuyMJL 2d ago

Thats fair. But the experiments themselves produced the data

They were pure evil experiments that greatly increased the amount of data available

u/AprilVampire277 2d ago

Japanese solders were like:

"We had the theory that if you stab a little girl she dies, we experimented this on 100 girls, they were stabbed at least 20 times in different parts of their bodies with different objects, and then another group of 100 just to be sure, there was a control group that wasn't stabbed tho, instead they were raped"

Yeah right, data...

u/MeliodasTA 2d ago

I mean.... Not that example that you used, but kinda yeah.

Nobody is saying it was good, it was horribly brutally fucked up. But salvaging any kind of good after the fact is still good imo

u/IotaBTC 2d ago

I'm pretty sure very little if not nothing was taking from the data because they didn't want to ethically condone using it. The data and "experiments" were also incredibly sloppy that no one could realistically use it even if they wanted to. They were experiments in name only and was just torture. 

u/wooshoofoo 2d ago

This. Everyone subscribes to the idea that these experiments were scientifically rigorous and every scientist that has read the data has concluded it did not contribute to any actual medical breakthrough. The US military thought there was some value in biological warfare research but medically? Nah.

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u/ThrogdorLokison 2d ago

Close. There was no control group, they all got raped.

u/DaddysABadGirl 2d ago

Except that part is also proven false. All the medical breakthroughs that happened exclusively after 731 was through sources without clearence to the materials. The scientists in the US put on going through the work were exclusively assigned to bio/chemical weapons.

There isn't a single medical breakthrough that can in anyway credit 731 even as inspiration or proof of concept. 731 was generally not tasked with medical research in aiding soldiers, but weapons. 731 DID come to the conclusion warm water should be used, but that was a standard untill napoleon. And even then it was only modern medical practice to use snow and ice for a slow thaw, civilians (including in japan) were still somewhat commonly using warm water and heat sources.

u/Aggressive-Cup-7318 2d ago

This is like saying we owe bandaids to the first murderer.

u/IcyHibiscus 2d ago

Kinda, it's was more so proof to stuff that we already concluded and some minor improvements.

u/Poglosaurus 2d ago

The point is that the data itself was bad and barely useful compared to other records. It was used, but it was never considered essential and giving any credit to these torture by calling them experiments and valuing their result is wrong. Also it was not really used for medical research but mostly to evaluate weapon's effect or soldier's endurance to cold, because that's what the data records were made for.

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u/freshly-stabbed 2d ago

As someone who has been to the Unit 731 museum in Harbin, it’s staggering just how evil the group was. They were testing balloon bombs to bring every possible pathogen to the US mainland (via fleas and rats) with the sole intention of exterminating the civilian population. No plans to occupy the territory. But they figured if the could fill the US with cholera, typhus, anthrax, bubonic plague etc etc, and kill 100 million civilians, the US would no longer be a functioning combatant and they could resume their focus on China and Russia.

The Chinese prisoners were “logs” to be cut up. But they fully intended to kill 100 million civilians as nothing more than a distraction.

And many of the doctors involved in Unit 731 were still administrators of major hospitals in Japan in the early 2000s.

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u/magotartufo 2d ago

Saved many lives ? Man if it did I would like sources because the methodology seemed bunk af, most of what they found out was already pretty well documented through much more ethical means.

u/BraveNemesis 2d ago edited 2d ago

Sure, plenty of documentation about the condition itself, but not on treating it, not until then. You should do a deep dive into wartime inventions, if you can stomach it.

Edit: Im super autistic, so if this came across rude, that was not my intention. I genuinely find these kinds of morbidly interesting stories fascinating, as long as I have a degree of separation.

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u/theartificialkid 2d ago

Historian Till Winfried BĂ€rnighausen criticized the overall lack of scientific rigor in many of Unit 731's experiments, but he noted some exceptions. He pointed to the mustard gas, freezing, and tuberculosis experiments as having a reliable and valid data collection process, suggesting they were conducted with greater rigor.[43]

That sounds like they did produce some useful data on effects of cold on the human body.

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u/magotartufo 2d ago

No need to apologize your comment is really cordial, it's pretty late here but I found a paper that seems to be a good summary of what came out of it "A Scientific Method to the Madness of Unit 731’s Human Experimentation and Biological Warfare Program" by Johnson et al that I'll look up on scihub tomorrow !

u/ThatFatGuyMJL 2d ago

Before unit 731, medical treatment for frostbite was 'cut it off. Let it fall off. Or hope it heals'

After they had options

u/IcyHibiscus 2d ago

To be fair, that's still most of the treatment for extreme frost bite. Even now the treatment for Stage 3 frostbite is to warm it up, give anti-coagulents medicine to increase blood flow and give pain killers, wait for a week then cut off dead tissue.

The biggest difference from pre-WW2 is that we went from a slow warm up to a rapid warm (thanks to studies by the Soviets, not Unit 731), we started using anti-coagulants (also not Unit 731), and we now wait longer before cutting off necrosis/amputating (only kinda tangentially related to Unit 731 if you really squint because the kind record keeping needed to show that was not employed by Unit)

u/magotartufo 2d ago

I had no idea options were that limited at the time, I thought we used classical gangrene treatement since WWI tbh

u/ThatFatGuyMJL 2d ago

Thats for if the frostbitten part wasn't removed, or didnt fall off.

Then you were dealing with an issue that wasnt frostbite. That being 'theres a dead bit on you'

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u/cebolinha50 2d ago edited 2d ago

The best temperature to combat frostbite on humans is not something that you can test on scale with ethical means.

You could try on similar animals, but frostbite is o e of these things that are too different from animal to animal.

u/IcyHibiscus 2d ago

Those studies were done by the soviets during WW2, unit 731 didn't cause the adoption of rapid rewarming. The soviets did.

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u/l3etelgeuse 2d ago

It saved lives by stopping infections caused by frostbite, gangrene being the most common.

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u/Kabocha00sama 2d ago

Unit 731 was beyond awful, but “made the Nazis look tame” is patently untrue. The Nazi medical experiments under mengele and clauberg were nothing short of abject horror. Pregnant women were vivisected without anesthesia to see how reproductive organs changed during pregnancy. After birth they would bind women’s breasts to calculate how long it took for the infant to starve to death. And that’s not to mention the Twin experiments
Also the Nazis performed hypothermia experiments too on a broader scale and from different sources ie being thrown into frozen ponds vs exposure (the idea being to test against what German pilots who get shot down but survive might experience). The Japanese experimented mostly with biological weapons and tracking the spread of disease and rates of death therein. They did a lot of bubonic plague and poisoning food aid that they distributed to rural Chinese villages, amongst their other atrocities too. The difference between Unit 731 and the Nazis is not the extreme or atrocious conditions they subjected their victims too, but the extent to which they were held accountable. The Nazi operation was much bigger than Unit 731 and more records survived the war plus the Nazis were under much more scrutiny on the world stage than the Japanese which were really only fighting against the US. This allowed the US a lot more leeway in hiding the Japanese war criminals in the US under different names on the condition they used their knowledge to contribute to the US war machine and bio/chemical research. Ishii himself (boss of 731) was granted immunity of his war crimes and brought to the US.

u/Xaphnir 2d ago

Yeah, when someone says that the war crimes of Imperial Japan are worse than the Nazis, that means they don't understand how bad the Nazis were. Don't get me wrong, if not for the Nazis, Imperial Japan would have their spot in the public consciousness. It was beyond almost any other state in history in the atrocities it committed. It just happened to have one of the few worse as an ally and contemporary.

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u/The_Real_Kuji 2d ago

The difference between Unit 731 and the Nazis is not the extreme or atrocious conditions they subjected their victims too, but the extent to which they were held accountable.

Canada would like a word. In Geneva.

u/Kabocha00sama 2d ago

Hey now. It’s not a war crime the first time

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u/TadeMike 2d ago

Japanese scientists seeing how injecting a baby with bubonic plague kills it

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u/Mr-Fapbulous-2 2d ago

- Thanks, Ollie, and now we'll be right back to a commercial break.

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- By the way, Joyce, since you know about this stuff, do you think these are pubic lice?

u/ValkyrieValentine 2d ago

Thanks Ollie. Coming up next, are squirrels secretly spying on you? 

u/ThatFatGuyMJL 2d ago

THEY WANT YOUR NUTS

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u/CagCagerton125 2d ago

During world war 2 the Japanese army performed some brutal experiments on Chinese prisoners. Treating frostbite is something that came out if those experiments. If you want more Google Unit 731, but it's pretty harrowing stuff.

u/EstablishmentLow5895 2d ago

The tldr is they keept really good notes about human experimentation that ended up having practical applications. The experiments were painful and violent usually resulting in death

u/Former-Discount4279 2d ago

They would execute the people afterwards anyway just because.

u/PmButtPics4ADrawing 2d ago

For a lot of the victims that was probably a mercy

u/12InchCunt 2d ago

Most of them were just praying for death anyway after watching the Japanese bayonet their babies 

u/vhax123456 2d ago

Bayonet a man and he shall prays for his death. Bayonet a man’s children and he shall prays for your death.

u/nikoe99 2d ago

Teach him to bayonet other mans babies, and you shall eat for a day?

u/Dary11 2d ago

First lesson of the IDF

u/unfortunatebag 1d ago

lol reddit

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u/Apprehensive_Bug2877 2d ago

Execute afterwards?? Ahahahaha not always

You see, they infect women with diseases as part of the experiement.

Then they will breed the women, so they can experiment on the baby.

Death was a mercy

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u/muditk 2d ago

How else would you ensure a clean sample set for the next experiment?

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 2d ago

Actually no. U.S. pardoned all of the participants from Unit 731 in exchange for knowledge and turns out most of the information was just creative ways that they were mutilating bodies with little medical value attached to it.

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u/RoboEvolution 2d ago edited 2d ago

I remember hearing sometging about one of the worst doctors the Germans had to offer that burned all of his research before the allies could get their hands on it

Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele was not him that destroyed his research but the ss. Who destroyed does not change that fact that these people were some of the worst parts of humanity.

u/twilighttwister 2d ago

The Japanese experiments were worse, but we don't really talk about them because the Japanese scientists were given amnesty by the US in exchange for their research.

Also, the Germans were forced by the rest of the world to acknowledge what they did for decades to come (and as a result have had some of the strictest anti-Nazi laws), meanwhile Japanese schools just don't teach anything of the horrors they committed during the wars.

u/Ok-Fudge-380 2d ago

meanwhile Japanese schools just don't teach anything of the horrors they committed during the wars.

To be fair, most countries don't do that. The Americans and Soviets don't like talking about what their soldiers did to German, Polish and Japanese women and children during and after the war when covering WW2.

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u/tombrady011235 2d ago

What was the solution to frost bite though

u/MaxBax_LArch 2d ago

One of the things they learned was that warming too quickly actually caused more tissue damage. This Podcast Will Kill You did an episode on hypothermia and covered the exceptionally problematic way we know a lot of what we know about it, as well as what was learned if you want to learn more.

u/DaddysABadGirl 2d ago

See this is where I get pissed off, every last bit of that is fucking horse shit.

Warmth was the standard untill Nepolean. During a retreat his lead surgeon noticed soldiers treating frost bite and hypothermia with hot water and camp fires. They then went gangreen and tissue broke down rapidly. THAT is where the concept of warming too fast came from. The standard was heat sources and warm water prior to this, and remained a normal use for civilians globally. What Napoleans surgeon didn't take into account was the water used was fucking BOILING hot. They were following extreme frost damage with burning water.

We have clear tracks on how modern medicine went back to warm, but not too hot water, and none of it involves 731.

You know what 731 gave the world? The ONLY data that was used?

Human Specific Lethality Data. The "Report of A". Biological pathogen effectiveness and how to weaponize it to spread most effectively.

Micro-Aerosol Behavior in Human Lungs

Shrapnel-Induced Infection Vectors. Specifically explosives they designed of porcelain to spread biological pathogens.

Anything else is still classified because those weapons are still being researched.

Every major brakethrough either directly credited to 731 or insinuated to have been a continuation of research from 731 has happened via researchers without the security clearance necessary to access the data with full public publications and entirely different methodologies built on prior work. And all of those breakthroughs happened before the collected data was released by the US. The data collected by the Soviets was released early, and done to make the horrible atrocities made public. They found no useful data in what they had. The west dismissed it as propaganda (while we used their work to make weapons for a possible war with the USSR)

u/Farlong7722 1d ago

People on the internet are VERY invested in telling the lie that these torture camps gave us tons of medical breakthroughs. They REALLY want you to think there was some point to the genocide.

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u/IcyHibiscus 2d ago

Notably already adopted by the Soviets during operation barbosa in 1941.

u/Vajgl 2d ago

Barbarossa, Barbosa is the movie pirate.

u/IcyHibiscus 2d ago

Gotta love the autocorrect dyslexia wombo combo.

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u/kylanbac91 2d ago

Using room temperature water and massage.

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u/dzan796ero 2d ago

Not just Chinese. Basically all prisoners they got. And not just PoWs.

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u/RW1004 2d ago

Korean prisoners too

u/BackgroundOk7556 2d ago

After that, read up on Nanking.

u/FilthyWubs 2d ago

Ah, the heinous war crimes and “games” of imperial Japan


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u/Korinth_NZ 2d ago

Usually I would do a character... But not for this one...

During WW2, Pearl Harbor isn't even the tip of the iceberg of the horrible things Japan did. They were raiding, raping, and experimenting on South East Asians, Chinese, and Koreans. One of these was Unit 731, and they forced people to get frostbite and attempted many "cures".

u/Cool_Ad_7767 2d ago edited 2d ago


 is it bad I feel less bad about Hiroshima and Nagasaki now?

I’m gonna clarify for people because It really feels like people are misinterpreting what I’m saying. I don’t feel less bad about the civilians dying not at all. It’s terrible that’s civilians died. I feel less bad that it happened at all. If it was any other city that was purely civilian, I would not be saying this to begin with. However, Nagasaki and Hiroshima were evidently major players in the Japanese military. If the whole thing could’ve been avoided without the bombs needing to be dropped at all, I would’ve much preferred that, but I don’t really think the Japanese back then were the giving up type.

u/Korinth_NZ 2d ago edited 2d ago

I mean we are talking about a Unit that created a literal plague bomb and dropped it on a Chinese City to see what would happen... Your your feelings are understandable...and let's not even begin to unravel the atrocities committed during what became known as: the Rape of Nanjing.

Funnily enough now, most Japanese people are chill in comparison to their WW2 counterparts.

u/LitigiousAutist 2d ago

Hot take...they are chill because of WW2. Same with Germans.

u/Korinth_NZ 2d ago

Nah, that's an ice cold take. Germans were forced to watch their atrocities after the war ended and vowed never again. Even now their kids grow up watching what Adolf did, and they keep in it that way. The Japanese went denial for almost half a century, but kept trying to better themselves.

u/crazykewlaid 2d ago

Germans largely just turned their heads until the next generation forced stuff to happen. Many were ignoring the reality until their kids or people grew up and they dealt with it

u/Prof_Outis 2d ago

The uncomfortable truth is that nobody tricked the German people into becoming Nazis. Hitler wasn't magic. He literally just stood in front of crowds and told them what they wanted to hear. You can see the same shit in the US today. Anyone that cares already knows what ICE is doing in their concentration camps. And when it's all over no one is actually going to be surprised to find out it's bad. The people who don't care now, won't care later. They're just going to be the same assholes. That's why education is so important.

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u/ravenkai3 2d ago

More of a semantic question than anything, how do you better yourself while being in denial? Seems counterproductive and would lead to future issues, or is that your point?

u/Ardubkay 2d ago

You can regret an action and still deeply desire no one find out about it. This you commit to never doing it again but you also deny it ever having happened. I might argue this is one of the more common ways people grow - avoid further mistakes but don’t admit to them.

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u/Senleon 2d ago

two war crimes don't cancel each other out. nuking 2 civilian populations isn't less bad because of Nanking. the empire and its military did horrible things, that doesn't justify incinerating children imo. might just be a commie cuck though

u/FishingOk2650 2d ago

The argument that's genuinely made about the nuking of two cities is how many lives did it save in the long run.

The war would have continued for YEARS against a population arming their women and children with spears. A population that had already notoriously blow them, and us soldiers up with grenades when confronted with capture. And in those instances I'm also talking women and children.

The fire bombing of Tokyo took more lives than the bomb on Hiroshima. Would actions like these have continued to end the war?

Bottom line is, war is fucking terrible but if you're in a terrible war and have the opportunity to end it promptly, do you take the opportunity despite the cost?

Who am I to say, I'm just glad I never have to make those decisions.

u/RaptarK 2d ago

Not to mention that many times this topic gets limited to the casualties on the American and Japanese fronts. People easily forget the Japanese empire was killing tens of thousands of civilians in continental Asia *every single week*. Stopping the Empire meant a stop to those massacres

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u/Traditore1 2d ago

nuking civilians is bad btw

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u/VolatileDataFluid 2d ago

So... here's the interesting thing about that...

At the Peace Park Museum in Hiroshima, they actually reference the Unit 731 atrocities. And what they expected to happen in retaliation for that.

There's a separate part of the museum that deals with first hand accounts of the aftermath of the bombing of Hiroshima, mostly in the form of diaries kept by civilians and the like. One in particular was taken from the diary of a nurse that worked at the military hospital in the city. She recounts how she was part of the staff that was treating the badly burned survivors in the weeks following the bombing when some Japanese soldiers showed up.

Specifically, they warned the female staff, like the nurses, that the Americans were going to arrive in the next couple of days and that they should evacuate to the hills above the city to hide. The reason was, as I remember it, "because we did terrible things in Manchuria."

The Japanese military was expecting the American military to roll in and take revenge, probably by raping the women and slaughtering the civilians. All because of what Unit 731 (and others) had done in the war. The fact that the Americans didn't do that was extremely surprising to them.

And this is a recurring theme at their various peace parks. The civilians had been told that they would be killed on sight by the American GI's. Instead, the soldiers gave them chocolate bars.

u/Cool_Ad_7767 2d ago

That
 is GENUINELY fascinating. I really wish they would teach this kind of stuff in history class. Though I suppose I get why they don’t, kinda? I think it’s because they don’t want the children to think nuclear warfare is a good idea. But I feel like if they told this story and how they were expecting the Americans to violently retaliate because of their crimes then that kind of problem wouldn’t occur

u/p-r-i-m-e 2d ago

Also because that’s what actually happened in Manchuria when the Soviets took it.

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u/BAXYGaming 2d ago

Idk I feel like using Pearl Harbor as the "false pinnacle" of japan's crimes is very american centric. There were MUCH worse things done by japan that could have been used in this comparison imo.

u/Impressive-Proof-323 2d ago

Like yea I was confused. In the us is considered pearl harbor an horrible war crime?

Like yea I get it attacking without a warning is rude... But it's a military attack on a military target. Something quite expected in a war or the beginning of one... What's the unbearable war crime here? Having dared to attack the mighty us?

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u/Korinth_NZ 2d ago

Your right and I agree, however this is very much an American website, so I used an example that was near and there to them.

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u/Jack-Castle- 2d ago

Lot of comments here about unit 731 and that they treated frostbite that they inflicted. HOW!?

u/ThatOtherOtherMan 2d ago

So basically what they'd do is take people outside in the dead of winter, get them soaking wet, and wait for various stages of exposure set in so they could treat them with everything from doing nothing to dropping them directly into boiling water. Previously the most widely accepted treatment was a hot bath. Turns out that slowly warming a person up resulted in far less tissue damage and reduced the need for amputations. That's still the standard treatment we use today almost a century later.

They also did similar experiments on how to treat decompression and chemical burns, along with various diseases and biological weapon exposure by intentionally exposing people to what were, at the time, injuries considered incompatible with life. They kept meticulous notes and advanced medical science leaps and bounds by developing novel therapies that sometimes actually helped significantly.

Most of what they did was just glorified execution by torture though.

u/Jack-Castle- 2d ago

Now THAT is an answer. Thank you!

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u/Inderastein 2d ago

Woah finally, the best comment out of all the 3 other top comments that finally gives me something new and different and informative rather than hate on the past!

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u/MaxBax_LArch 2d ago

Through pure torturous experiments, they did learn that warming extremities too quickly actually caused more tissue damage than slower warming. You can't save the tissue once it's dead, but you can mitigate the extent of damage. But in the case of until 731, if someone came through an experiment without much damage, they would be subjected to another one over and over again until they were "of no further use."

u/GP400jake 2d ago

Or they were vivisected to see what tissue was still viable

u/Cmdr_Morb 2d ago

The victims were termed as "Logs".

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u/cebolinha50 2d ago

They forced frostbite on a lof of prisoners, and then they tested different temperatures of water on the treatment (and other forms of treatment too).

The ones with less problems was the best treatment.

u/LargeSelf994 2d ago

Ok, so what's the best treatment then?

u/Jack-Castle- 2d ago

Right?? Again, not a real answer

u/CRAB_WHORE_SLAYER 2d ago

People keep saying horrible this and horrible that. Yeah i fuckin get it. Just tell me what the findings were and the specific optimal treatment in scientific detail ffs!

u/IcyHibiscus 2d ago

The actual truth of the matter is that all of the Data was scientifically crude, methodologically flawed, and largely useless because it lacked any controls. The absolute most we got was about 3 papers on biological weapons, most of which was both not useful and already being developed by Soviets and US, and a pretty poor index on frostbite resistance which was completely useless because of how maybe factor where not accounted for and did not provide any novel data that was not already now or could not have gathered safely.

A lot of people are claiming that the data helped establish rapid reheating for frostbite rather than the Napoleonic era slow reheating, this is horseshit. This was already know to the inuits and other artic circle indigenous peoples and was established by the Soviets in the 1930s before unit was even established.

That is the final horror of Unit 731, after all the hell that they put people through, after all the crimes against humanity the human brains wants to find a silver lining in it, there must have been some kind of good in it, and there is nothing.

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u/cebolinha50 2d ago

Warming the patient on water slightly above human temperature but never above 50 Celsius was the answer that they reached.

Now looks like the conclusion is that between 40 to 42 Celsius is the best treatment, but I am not sure how much is about being more effective and how much is about being the same effectiveness but safer or cheaper.

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u/Sheepzs 2d ago

So yeah, during WWII Japan had this thing called "Unit 731", located in China. There, they conducted all kinds of "experiments", which was basically pure sadistic torture under a "scientific" premise. One of which, but not limited to, was watering people under below freezing temperatures to see how their bodies dealt with frostbite. Whether they actually got something from it or not, is debatable. But yeah, that happened and the meme jokes about the results of such "experiments". Peter's frozen finger, out!

u/ThatOtherOtherMan 2d ago

A lot of what they did was pseudoscientific atrocities, but they actually did come up with a lot of information on the conditions a human being could survive and treatments to improve odds of survival and recovery. The three I'm most familiar with are on treating frostbite, decompression sickness, and chemical burns along with the importance of proper analgesia during recovery. Before their alarmingly cruel experiments the only real treatment for cold exposure, for example, was prophylactic amputation to prevent infection and gangrene from setting in. They discovered that using slower warming techniques significantly improved outcomes and often prevented the need for amputation.

It's supremely fucked up how they got the knowledge. Visiting Nazis even balked at their experiments and wrote back home to protest the cruelty of their methods. But it's definitely been extremely useful to medical science as a whole.

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u/Biff_Tannenator 2d ago

Nonplussed Cleveland here. Oh boy. This is actually kind of a dark one.

So, you know how the Germans conducted some pretty fucked up human experiments at some of their concentration camps? Well, during WW2 the Japanese did similar things in a place called Unit 731.

On their prisoners, they performed things like: vivsections (live dissections), weapons testing, and the subject of this "joke" freezing and thawing experiments.

Their research contributed to our understanding of frostbite and hypothermia, although we probably could've made similar discoveries in time without causing incredible suffering.

u/throwaway275275275 2d ago

Ok but how do the treat frostbite ? What did the Japanese discover ?

u/Spartin1178 2d ago

Dont try to heat the affected tissue too fast you want water just above human body temp to slowly bring it to the proper temp otherwise you damage the tissue even more than it already is. Was this discovered in other places and put into practice before the horrors of unit 731? Yes it was but they did some very thorough note taking while they mutilated people so credit to them I guess.

u/No_Mud5317 2d ago

Everyone is raving about unit 731, I just wanna know how to best treat frostbite

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u/more_like_5am 2d ago

Unit 731

u/WildeStation 2d ago

A lot of the information we have on hypothermia is cuz of these types of studies. The human body freezes 32x faster when submerged in frozen water than freezing air. That's fucking disgusting that we know these numbers.

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u/My_White_Life 2d ago

What’s the best way to treat it tho

u/BoredRedhead24 2d ago

Something that isn’t really talked about in history is just how genuinely evil the stuff Japan did was.

They did experiments on prisoners that made the Germans look tame in comparison. I am not speaking hyperbolically either. Look up “Unit 731”. I won’t go into detail here. Fair warning, it’s horrifying. I say that as someone who is very desensitized to a lot of the darker aspects of history.

u/Skatchbro 2d ago

ITT: Too many people who don’t understand how useless the “experiments” conducted by Unit 731 actually were.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731#Significance_in_postwar_research_on_bio-warfare_and_medicine

u/TheFrustratingEnd 2d ago

Many people don’t mention here that those experiments DI NOT HELP NOR ADVANCE A SINGLE BIT human science and knowledge. The documents USA traded for their immunity found that most of the research was mostly useless and pointless just brutality for the sake of brutality and to visualize what happens actually in those events!