r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petaaahhh???

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u/Venusgate 2d ago

But they'll still teach us that fact at school and through pbs, like i'm supposed to do something with that ill-gotten information as an 8yo kid.

u/ExtensionMoose1863 2d ago

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

u/AMediocrePersonality 2d ago

We are all just Megazord piloted by mitochondria

u/ThrogdorLokison 2d ago

We are brains piloting a bone mech, with meat armor.

u/Kolby_Jack33 2d ago

Bones only serve two purposes: structural stability and making blood. Nerves are transmitters, and meat is what moves you. Meat is not armor, it's pretty terrible at protecting you considering all the precious blood that's inside of it. You need that blood! Bones can't make it that fast!

Skin is the armor, although mainly it's armor that keeps your blood and guts in rather than keeping much of anything out.

u/NoobieSnax 2d ago

Skin is pretty effective at keeping germs out and helping to regulate body temperature.

u/Forward-Fisherman709 2d ago

Meat & bone mech with skin & fabric armor?

u/Calm_Age_ 1d ago

Nurse here, bones are also integral to your body's mineral balance. You store calcium in your bones wich is then released into your blood. This is important because without the proper levels of calcium in your blood your muscles can't contract, including your heart.

u/Front-Chard-4529 1d ago

Were a really shity mech

u/Greyhand13 2d ago

3lbs of soggy bacon hallucinating and bio engineering enough on super low voltage, we're a gottamm engineering marvel