r/MadeMeSmile 4h ago

ANIMALS Turtles when a job requires exactly 0 turtles lol

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u/RSlashBroughtMeHere 4h ago

I like the little wiggle they do when they get their back scrubbed

u/SableDaring_ 3h ago

🐢: Right there right there right there! 😮‍💨😂

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u/Acheloma 2h ago

I had a pet red eared slider as a kid (county fair prize, its insane rhat they gave animals as prizes but I digress) until she got too big for us to provide enough space for and we had to rehome her.

She frickin loved toothbrush scratches. It was adorable.

I didnt expect that love of scritches to apply to sea turtles, but I guess it makes sense

u/TheSuperSegway 2h ago

That shell of theirs is so full of nerve endings, I can only imagine how nice a good back scratch would feel to them. Imagine one of those longer lived ones sitting at 250 years old and never had a back scratch until one day some dopey looking guy walks up and just starts scrubbing its shell.

u/ThrowingShaed 2h ago

i guess i assumed it anything it would be less sensitive or something. i guess i assumed a defense wouldnt be an overly sensitive thing as... sometimes things try stuff

u/TheSuperSegway 2h ago

To be fair, the evolution of turtles is very confusing and their shells may not have started as a defense.

u/ThrowingShaed 2h ago

probably a lot of defenses are things that just got thicker and less feely over time

u/EconomySeason2416 1h ago

Crocodylia has entered the chat:

Did that shit millions of years ago and sat on it because I'm literally the best anyway

u/Azure_Mar 26m ago edited 10m ago

Ok there million year old, leaky, three chamber heart. You're great for a bit, but let's do some cardio.

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u/FoldedDice 54m ago

Even if it did, having the sense to know something is trying to attack their shell is useful survival information.

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u/Cyberchicken87 1h ago

Until just now I had assumed they were...well, just a big shell. Like a giant hard fingernail they can hide under. TIL

u/ApprehensiveAgent437 2h ago

Toothbrush scratches are apparently the universal turtle love language. Also, giving live animals as county fair prizes is absolutely wild in hindsight.

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u/Waxygibbon 2h ago

It was only a few years ago I learnt that they have many nerve endings in their shells, so I bet that back scratching felt good!

u/LemonThistlee 2h ago

There are two turtles there. One is an introvert, and this turtle is clearly an extrovert. Two perfect examples 😆

u/Intrepid_Syllabub_22 2h ago

It’s such a tiny wiggle, but somehow it makes the whole back-scratching experience 10x cuter.

u/_PetitVelle 1h ago

Totally! Their little wiggle is adorable. It's like they really enjoy the pampering!

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u/Dame_Niafer 4h ago

Good grief I had no idea they were such cute li'l pests! This is adorable!

u/Portable-fun 3h ago

I like turtles

u/Nikoyoo 3h ago

Cowabunga!

u/Azuras_Star8 3h ago

"Tonight I dine on turtle soup!"

u/Siege_LL 2h ago

Calm down, Shredder.

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u/BumbleCityFumblers 3h ago

I understood that reference.

u/Ok_Personality7485 2h ago

Me too, how's your back?

u/BumbleCityFumblers 2h ago

Feels like it's always just one good pop away that'll never happen.

u/Ride-At-Dawn 2h ago

Have to sleep on my side

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u/Dear_Salt_3757 3h ago

I have the ref. The kid

u/ze11ez 3h ago

🤣 he was so funny though

u/Vaxus335 2h ago

I haven't seen this referenced in so long that I genuinely forgot about it. Thank you, gonna go watch the clip.

u/brightonashfield 3h ago

You only think you like turtles, but if you knew what they were truly thinking you would be horrified

u/LiveLikeARiver 3h ago

They’re thinking about pizza and cowabunga, right?

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u/CptnDillweed 3h ago

Johnathan is that you?

u/PM-Me-Spread-Pussy 2h ago

Alllright! You're a great zombie! 🧟‍♀️ Good times!

u/JMurdock77 2h ago

Tortoises too. I’ve lost so much time watching The Tortoise Whisperer feed cactus pads to Ike. Wonder whatever happened to that guy, he stopped making new videos.

u/UniqueNameTakenSad 2h ago

I like trains!

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u/Nopalite 3h ago

All turtles and tortoises seem to love back scratches. Something about not being able to reach back there or something, i am not sure.

u/spc67u 2h ago

My sister has a tortoise named Leonard and you’re right he loves his back scratches! Especially right above his tail on the shell it’s like extra sensitive there or something!

u/Dont-Really-Matter 2h ago

Awwwww 🥰

u/in_a_pickle_97 1h ago

They have nerve endings in their shell that are INCREDIBLY receptive - to pain, to touch, or anything else. It's partly due to the fact they can't get scratches on their own, for sure, but to a turtle, getting a back scratch is like getting a full luxury spa treatment you paid $250 for. They basically feel every bristle.

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u/Lefty4444 3h ago

Also the guy cleaning is obviously on /r/oddlysatisfying

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u/CMDRZhor 2h ago

I remember somebody who used to work at their local zoo telling about how they had this one big ol turtle that was a complete pest for scritches. The thing was that she was endangered and the zoo had a list of very specific people who were allowed to touch her and the poster wasn't on that list. So this big ass turtle would swim up to them while they were cleaning her enclosure, start bothering them for scritches, and get increasingly huffy and petulant when they had to ignore her.

"I would love to pet you but I caaaaaant, I'm soooorryyyyy"

u/brainsareoverrated27 2h ago

Then they need to install one of those cow brushy thingies. Poor turtle.

u/Dont-Really-Matter 2h ago

Ooooo omg yes!!! The cow brushy thingy that spins!!!!

u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 2h ago

Animals love stimulation.  You should see how interested in stuff cows get when a new thing enters the pasture.  In the wild they’d be stimulated by the constant fight for survival, but they still want to experience the world.  There was a gorilla in a zoo, I believe, who started cleaning her enclosure after seeing the cleaners clean her enclosure so many times.

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u/lostmyoldscreenname 3h ago

They were like sea puppies 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹

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u/BeautifulPush2007 2h ago

Right? They're basically tiny chaos goblins with the face of a plush toy. Hard to stay mad at something that cute.

u/Dolonopsy 1h ago

Once when visiting an aquarium, the staff was doing an ask the divers segment at one of the tanks and one of the turtles was an absolute menace and wouldn't leave the poor diver alone, she kept having to swim away only for the turtle to follow.

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u/echo_bird_rn 4h ago

Seems like they found someone who will scratch their shell every time

u/ellieKittyglow_ 58m ago

Living the dream honestly... where do I apply to get my back rubbed on company time?

u/Nomzai 27m ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why i get scrubbed on company time.

u/VoteForGiantMeteor 3h ago

This was sped up, so the turtles must have pestered him in slow motion😆

u/e39dinan 3h ago

but their little kickies were still pretty fast

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u/longtall94 4h ago

I wanna scrub dat dawg

u/goldenlover 3h ago

I like how the turtle goes back for another backscratch but his buddy is gone so he peaces out.

u/Dion-is-us 3h ago

No, he’s sweeping

u/writing_spork 3h ago

I wonder if it feels good. Them turdles make it look like it feels good. I wanna scrub dat dawg

u/arfelo1 2h ago

They have nerve endings on their shells. So they absolutely do feel it. And if they're coming back for more, it's fair to assume they like it

u/El_Dief 2h ago

You ever tried one of those 'Orgasmatron' head massagers?
I'll bet it feels like that for them.

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u/tabicat1874 3h ago

I heard this

u/Kivuli_Kiza 3h ago

You gotta scrub Dat Daaaawg!

u/BashfulPiggy 2h ago

Found the elden ring player /s

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u/0xF1A5C0 3h ago

Every job needs at least one turtle

u/pdinc 2h ago

It’s turtles all the way down

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u/giskardwasright 4h ago

Everyone likes a nice back scratch

u/Temporary-Employ-611 3h ago

From my limited understanding turtles like the feel of shell scrubbies

u/catonsteroids 3h ago

Yes, they have nerve endings on their shells! Same with tortoises.

u/MiloHorsey 3h ago

Yeah, my tortoise loves that shit! He stands on your feet when he wants a scratch.

u/thronifractis 3h ago

So if a croc or any other predator bites them and crack the shell... they'll feel pain?

Holy moly this is cursed af

u/trekkiegamer359 2h ago

Yep. Unlike snails, clams, and other animals that make shells from calcium deposits, turtle and tortoise shells are giant scales on top of augmented ribs. So they have plenty of feeling in them.

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u/Old_Economist_1961 3h ago

I actually didn't know turtles can feel on top of the shell and I think that's freaking adorable

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u/MYOB3 3h ago

HAHA! They are like my cats when we clean... well, anything!

u/Horskr 3h ago

Or put stuff together. The dogs are pretty chill, but the cat's like "oh you're reading this?" lays down on instructions "oh there is more in the box that you need?" gets into box "oh what are these screws you have arranged so nicely onto the table next to where you're working?" SWIPE

u/libbyrocks 3h ago

I was thinking this is basically me trying to make the bed with dogs. Yes, you’re keeping me from finishing this. Yes, you’re very cute and far more important, but could you please get off the bed for two damn minutes.

u/Own-Yesterday-656 2h ago

Came here to write that either he was a cat an earlier life or maybe sea turtles are the cats of the ocean.

My cat does this when I change bed sheets.
Walks all over the bed and when I put him down he jumps right up again and makes it impossible to stretch the sheets. 😅

u/Awesomesince1973 2h ago

I was coming to say that. Turtles, cats, toddlers- they all love getting right in the middle of it and getting back scratches. 😂

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u/hyjackresponse 4h ago

Well who doesn't like getting scritches? 😻

u/ripkin05 3h ago

polar bears.

u/AnaisNinja76 2h ago

polar bears love cuddles and tickles, they just love the taste of your arm even more

u/SawinBunda 2h ago

Have you tried?

u/robinthebank 2h ago

They typed that message with only one hand.

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u/VideoKilledMyZZZ 4h ago

Adorable! Playtime 💕

u/Horror_Trust1826 3h ago

The turtle definitely enjoyed the scrubbing

u/Bsg_8519 3h ago

how do I get this job?

u/GrowlyBear2 3h ago

Well you give them back scratches, of course they're gonna come paddling every time you clean. 😂

u/NoQuestion7237 3h ago

Back scratches are the best scratches

u/re-charred 3h ago

Those turtles are spoiled.

u/Maooc 1h ago

Those turtles live in a tank only a fraction of a size of their natural habitat size, they are definitely not spoiled. They probably come to the cleaner because otherwise they have nothing to do the whole damn day but to swim in circles…

u/dyogenys 47m ago

Swimming around in water we see with our own eyes dirt dissolve in, in an alien tank void of natural vegetation. Scrubbing them is the least they deserve

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u/Independent_Tie_4984 3h ago

Draft horses are exactly the same.

u/Manufactured-Aggro 3h ago

Same with my 4 sons with ds

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u/OrangeClyde 3h ago

They’re so smart to know they can get back scrubs from him! Even at the end when that one turtle came back for more he realized the worker was gone so he didn’t bother

u/trekkiegamer359 2h ago

Turtles and tortoises are generally some of the smartest reptiles. Pets can easily recognize their owners, know their name and come when called (if they want to), and learn tricks. They also will beg for food, scritches, and other things they love.

u/MagpieKaz 3h ago

Imagine being a creature born with the capacity to love scritches and pettings and rubbings, but not into a species that makes pampering each other A Whole Thing, like, say, primates, zebras and beavers.

Shockingly few animals participate in mutual preening and grooming, and shockingly many simply love it.

Imagine being that turtle, decades well into your life. And one day one of the bald monkeys suddenly does A Thing and it feels INCREDIBLE, scratches an itch you’ve carried on your shell since before you even breached the egg. And it can just Do That?? ALL THE TIME????

You’d be wiggling your butt for broom scratches too!

u/Dusty_Sequins 3h ago

I think that’s all of their favorite time of day.

u/gmg808 3h ago

Can I pet dat

u/4umlurker 3h ago

Behold, dog!

u/Espexer 3h ago

Behold, dog!

u/Humble-Artificer 2h ago

Behold, dog!

u/love4techqq 2h ago

When we were in Hawaii, we swam around off the coast as teens and soooo many people told us "NEVER TOUCH THE WILDLIFE!! 10,000 YEARS MORTY!!!"

It's like 10 years or something in prison, we were told in 2009.

Naturally we were fucking terrified and thought "Turtles must be valuable jewels of the ocean".

We went on a ship and jumped in the water to snorkel around and I shit you not. These turtles were swimming towards us upon entry.

We are from desert mountain country. Not turtle country.

Big fucking sea turtles, fucking nope. Swam a bit away from my buddy treading water and the turtles went straight for him.

Not 5 seconds later a lady started SCREACHING from the boat "SHE'S TOUCHING THE WILDLIFE!!"

While watching my buddy flounder and get slapped by sea turtle, I swear I almost drowned because I was trying to tread away.

My buddie still curses me out for leaving to get slapped by sea turtles to this day.

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u/greenbutterflygarden 3h ago

That's like my dog when I'm trying to change the sheets on my bed

u/technomage13 4h ago

Emus when a job requires zero emus

u/koreankkwr 4h ago

My time has come to have fun

u/viewkachoo 3h ago

This feels like a clip from Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. It brought my stress level way down.

u/_B_Little_me 3h ago

Those poor things need stimulation.

u/Avorius 2h ago

yeah that pools looking rather barren

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u/Hammham 3h ago

Hooman I'm helping

u/PlayfulSyllabub7134 3h ago

Turtle: See? Over there. You missed that part. But while I'm here, can you scrub my carapace? Just takes a sec...

u/iginca 3h ago

Where can I apply for these kind of jobs?

u/yupimsure 3h ago

How stinkin’ cute!

u/tanukisuit 3h ago

This is like the pandas at the zoo exhibit pestering the zookeeper.

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u/DenverPostIronic 3h ago

I knew that they wanted the shell scrub. Imagine life where you could never scratch your back, and then someone scratches it one time. I'd never leave them alone either.

u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 3h ago

The job includes turtle scritchy scratching. I see no problem here.

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u/freed-after-burning 3h ago

Nice babies

u/tabicat1874 3h ago

Give me the brushy brushy

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u/HowToNotBeShort 3h ago

Awhhh cute little sea puppy ☺️

u/Cardboard-Chef 3h ago

What kind of dag is dis?

u/ReadySetGO0 3h ago

I wonder how much they can feel thru that thick shell?

u/_herbsandspices_ 3h ago

It’s actually pretty sensitive! They like getting scratches ☺️

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u/01canes 3h ago

Going back one last time and looking disappointed the guy is gone.

u/elmorte 2h ago

Turtles aside, this scrubbing seems to be the equivalent of wiping your ass with toilet paper.

u/Snatchric 28m ago

What doing..what doing now....what doing

u/BitchyBeachyWitch 3h ago

Those booty scritches at the end 😂

u/I_love_Hobbes 3h ago

Who knew that turtles like butt scritches too?

u/Crenchlowe 3h ago

You scritch shell now

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u/Call-Me-Mr-Speed 3h ago

Do you know how good it feels to get your shell scratched with a broom?

Me neither, but I’m sure they’ve been conditioned already…gotta pay the scratch tax when you clean the pool.

u/Retro_Sinz 3h ago

Now thats a dream job

Edit: How -> Now

u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 3h ago

“While you’re at it, Charlie.”

u/Fearthisfatty90 3h ago

It seems like turtles are the pandas of the ocean.

u/FileDoesntExist 3h ago

Is there like a program to volunteer to scrub turtles? I'm free every weekend for the rest of my life basically

u/_thro_awa_ 3h ago

Turtle: how dare you brush me off like that!

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u/The_Char_Char 3h ago

Oh they wanted the brushies! Thats 100% what they wanted!

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u/SawinBunda 2h ago

"Stop scrub floor. Scrub roof instead."

u/GenRN817 2h ago

Turtie likes scritches.

u/HoustonRoger0822 2h ago

They just want to be scratched!

u/kn0mthis 2h ago

"you missed my flippers"

u/Caselr 2h ago

Turtle: No clean. Only scritches 😡

u/Primary-Seat2915 2h ago

Clearly no job requires zero turtles. All jobs are better with some turtles

u/ZiggoCiP 2h ago

I swear, on that last round of brush scrubs, the turtle began to raise his hind-quarters, not unlike how my cat does when he gets back scritches/pets.

Beyond adorable.

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u/dumdumstats 1h ago

Turtle was like I need scrubbing and scratches too!

u/SeaTurtle_o_o 1h ago

We love back rubs <3

u/MotanulScotishFold 1h ago

Turtles are cute, I learned that they have nerve system on their shell so they like the scratches.

However.. I wouldn't stay close to any turtles as their bite is strong enough to rip your limb and might be unpredictable animal.

No thanks.

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u/digital_pariah 1h ago

Brother, I require SCRUBBIES

u/LibraryLuLu 1h ago

Ah, thank you for posting that! I'm about to leave work, and now I leave with a smile on my face :D

u/ok__vegetable 1h ago

I really hope this is a wildlife rehab and not a zoo. Fuck zoos.

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u/dogquote 3h ago

I'm BORRRRRRRRRRED.

u/Current_Ad_400 3h ago

The emotional support provided was clearly necessary.

u/activelyresting 3h ago

This is my dog when I'm trying to mop the floor

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u/milkman10169 3h ago

Water pandas.

u/SOHBlue 3h ago

THE MAN IS TRYING TO WORK! (I'm referring to the turtle.)

u/Cherrycokes 3h ago

The pandas of the sea

u/fullcircle052 3h ago

He definitely seems turtley enough for the Turtle Club

u/PlayfulSyllabub7134 3h ago

I love that one that comes back at the end "... hey can you... oh crap he left...."

u/No-Sandwich1511 3h ago

You cant beat a good back scratch

u/kenwongart 3h ago

Sometimes a job requires one turtle and four elephants.

u/HoneyBunYumYum 3h ago

When he was wiggling his bum towards the end

u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 3h ago

Backscratcha!!!

u/filipinohitman 3h ago

I remember snorkeling in Hawaii and the captain brought us to a turtle “cleaning station”. It was just turtles getting cleaned by fish. Literally saw 3 turtles getting cleaned - it was very cool. My wife and I were about 6 feet away from these turtles. I mean, who wouldn’t want a little back scratch?

u/i-have-half-a-mind 3h ago

That’s freaken adorable

u/HadriansBoy44 3h ago

“But, scritches…”

u/frenchornplaya1983 3h ago

What is this wonderful music??

I have a turtle tattoo on my foot, no regrets 🥰

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u/Early_Asparagus_2775 3h ago

Just wanted his shell scrubbed& detailed

u/Dirt_Girl08 3h ago

Tortoises are awesome and playful. I was a docent at a zoo and voluteered for the herpetology department. Bully for me, no one wanted that department so I got to play with the huge tortoises, lizards and the like. The tortoises loved to trap you in a corner and get cheek scritches. You had to be careful because they could accidentally crush your legs.

u/Raspberry_Trufflez 3h ago

Oh my god, they love him! 😍

u/OneGreatEgg 3h ago

Dude keeps giving them scoots, so of course they come back. Animals of all kinds love play!

u/peppermintmeow 3h ago

They love the scrubba dubbas

u/m1sericorde 2h ago

Dog ahead

u/Imbecilliac 2h ago

Reminds me of baby pandas.

u/AlphonsoFundamente 2h ago

This is why they tell you not to pet the turtles.

u/AquilliusRex 2h ago

Aww... They just want a brushie.

u/Glorfindel_78 2h ago

What kind of dog is this?

u/FindjeanniePDX 2h ago

I never knew that the shell had nerve endings. That explains why taking off barnacles is such a pleasure, too.

u/aggressivelyautistic 2h ago

If it doesn't require at least one turtle is it even a real job?

u/Curiouser-Quriouser 2h ago

"I'm just trying to do my job and this adorable turtle just wants cuddles!" -This guy probably

u/Joten 2h ago

"Hello sir, we have heard about this thing called 'TURTLE POWER' and we would like to aid!"

u/Ok-Apricot2815 2h ago

Just getting them ready and babysitting them from Master Splinter 🤍

u/co-wurker 1h ago

Why is it always dog?

u/Chris-CFK 1h ago

Dealing with their shit, and dealing with their shit whilst dealing with their shit.

u/vocally_fried_brain 1h ago

turtles aren't required, correct.

they should not be kept in pools.

bored out of their minds they approach the thing that gives some variety in their lives?

u/choneybear7 1h ago

THIS IS THE CONTENT I WANT MOAR OF

u/Alarming-Art-7790 1h ago

Just a me wanting a back rub lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

u/notMy_ReelName 1h ago

just for the scritches mate

u/Heinrichkimmler 1h ago

They'll be like: Hey! We also require your cleaning services human

u/Legitimate_Elk5101 1h ago

The caption is perfect 😂

u/SplitGlass7878 49m ago

Tortoises are the same. Just excited to be involved.

Except one who kept trying to bite my ankles and headbutt me. Fuck you Kosmo, you asshole. 

u/PhosphoFred8202 36m ago

I’m just wondering what this job is… “scrub yuck from this turtle area and into other turtle area”

u/thatvillainjay 31m ago

I didn't know the big ones would like back scratches too

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u/Thebraincellisorange 24m ago

haha, and I was just watching the video of the seal being a pest to the worker trying to clean its enclose.

It seems cute sea creatures getting scratchies are the order of the day.

u/Dry-Animator-3181 11m ago

They are so adorable and cuteee