Turtles when a job requires exactly 0 turtles lol

[u/ImmaFuckboi]

[u/ThrowingShaed]

probably a lot of defenses are things that just got thicker and less feely over time

[u/EconomySeason2416 → u/ThrowingShaed]

Crocodylia has entered the chat:

Did that shit millions of years ago and sat on it because I'm literally the best anyway

[u/Azure_Mar → u/EconomySeason2416]

Ok there million year old, leaky, three chamber heart. You're great for a bit, but let's do some cardio.

[u/Rampag169 → u/Azure_Mar]

Crocodile sitting in the same spot for 8 hours just to catch a 200 pound meal. Then sleeping off the digestion for a month.

No to the cardio.

[u/ztunytsur → u/ThrowingShaed]

There is a joke about American politics here, but I'll leave it...