Turtles when a job requires exactly 0 turtles lol

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[u/thatvillainjay]

I didn't know the big ones would like back scratches too

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I only very recently learned that turtles have nerve receptors on the outside of their shells. I'm not quite sure how that escaped me for the better part of 50 years.