Turtles when a job requires exactly 0 turtles lol

[u/ImmaFuckboi]

[u/writing_spork]

I wonder if it feels good. Them turdles make it look like it feels good. I wanna scrub dat dawg

[u/arfelo1 → u/writing_spork]

They have nerve endings on their shells. So they absolutely do feel it. And if they're coming back for more, it's fair to assume they like it

[u/El_Dief → u/arfelo1]

You ever tried one of those 'Orgasmatron' head massagers?
I'll bet it feels like that for them.

[u/KristiiNicole → u/writing_spork]

Pretty sure most of them can!