r/MadeMeSmile • u/ImmaFuckboi • 4h ago

ANIMALS Turtles when a job requires exactly 0 turtles lol

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u/Portable-fun 4h ago

I like turtles

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u/Nikoyoo 4h ago

Cowabunga!

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u/Azuras_Star8 3h ago

"Tonight I dine on turtle soup!"

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u/Siege_LL 3h ago

Calm down, Shredder.

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u/Azuras_Star8 2h ago

Yes! Its the line from Shredder from the NES game back in '89!

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u/BumbleCityFumblers 3h ago

I understood that reference.

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u/Ok_Personality7485 3h ago

Me too, how's your back?

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u/BumbleCityFumblers 2h ago

Feels like it's always just one good pop away that'll never happen.

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u/Ride-At-Dawn 2h ago

Have to sleep on my side

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u/Kenspiration 2h ago

😂😞

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u/SomeTheyCallMePig5O 4m ago

Back is fine, but my knees are telling me it’s gonna rain soon.

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u/Dear_Salt_3757 3h ago

I have the ref. The kid

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u/ze11ez 3h ago

🤣 he was so funny though

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u/CptnDillweed 3h ago

Johnathan is that you?

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u/Vaxus335 3h ago

I haven't seen this referenced in so long that I genuinely forgot about it. Thank you, gonna go watch the clip.

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u/brightonashfield 4h ago

You only think you like turtles, but if you knew what they were truly thinking you would be horrified

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u/LiveLikeARiver 3h ago

They’re thinking about pizza and cowabunga, right?

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u/PaulNissenson 3h ago

Radical

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u/Pure_Parking_2742 2h ago

A little TOO radical

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u/WDoE 2h ago

Yeah, pretty rude to not offer a plastic bag or some straws. Very inconsiderate. Dudes know how to party

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u/PM-Me-Spread-Pussy 2h ago

Alllright! You're a great zombie! 🧟‍♀️ Good times!

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u/JMurdock77 2h ago

Tortoises too. I’ve lost so much time watching The Tortoise Whisperer feed cactus pads to Ike. Wonder whatever happened to that guy, he stopped making new videos.

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u/UniqueNameTakenSad 2h ago

I like trains!

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u/nosnoob11 2h ago

I like trains