r/MadeMeSmile 4h ago

ANIMALS Turtles when a job requires exactly 0 turtles lol

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u/brightonashfield 4h ago

You only think you like turtles, but if you knew what they were truly thinking you would be horrified

u/LiveLikeARiver 3h ago

They’re thinking about pizza and cowabunga, right?

u/PaulNissenson 3h ago

Radical

u/Pure_Parking_2742 2h ago

A little TOO radical

u/WDoE 2h ago

Yeah, pretty rude to not offer a plastic bag or some straws. Very inconsiderate. Dudes know how to party