r/MadeMeSmile • u/ImmaFuckboi • 4h ago

ANIMALS Turtles when a job requires exactly 0 turtles lol

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u/Azure_Mar 45m ago edited 30m ago

Ok there million year old, leaky, three chamber heart. You're great for a bit, but let's do some cardio.

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u/Rampag169 31m ago

Crocodile sitting in the same spot for 8 hours just to catch a 200 pound meal. Then sleeping off the digestion for a month.

No to the cardio.