r/NonPoliticalTwitter 13d ago

Funny The incident:

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u/qualityvote2 13d ago edited 12d ago

u/ChickenWingExtreme, your post does fit the subreddit!

u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 13d ago

He could probably say they're heel support for some condition and if anyone cared they'd believe him. Unless they also wear height boosters and are very familiar with them.

Wouldn't they be uncomfortable tho?

u/AbstractBettaFish 13d ago

I believe that’s what those actually are, I had to wear something similarly for a while when I was struggling with chronic feet pain at work

u/SufficientFarm8414 13d ago

I've got to look these up. I have one leg that's shorter than the other, adding to my chronic back and hip pain. I've tried inserts, but they slip and slide too much; these might be just the thing.

u/Chiiro 13d ago

I have the same issue and met another person with it just the other day too! I got it from my mom. Is your spine curved too?

u/SufficientFarm8414 13d ago

Are you me? I also have a curved spine that I got from my mother. Ehler-Danlos syndrome?

u/Chiiro 13d ago

I'm not sure what it's called yet, I am seeing a doctor about it later this week so I will hopefully find out.

u/SufficientFarm8414 13d ago

Best of luck to you! I've found that even in cases where there's no treatment available, there's some peace of mind that comes with just knowing what's going on.

u/Chiiro 13d ago

That's pretty much the case with the rest of my issues too (there's a lot). Just having a name to put to them helps.

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u/riverblue9011 13d ago

Are you not worried if it's bad enough they'll put you down?

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u/noisemonsters 13d ago

Isn’t a curved spine called scoliosis?

u/TechyAngel 13d ago

That's the individual symptom, not the root condition. Sort of like if you have a fever, aches, and fatigue, you might have the flu. If you have scoliosis, it may result from Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (although it may not). So you're correct, but it's not an "either/or," it's a "yes, and"

u/noisemonsters 13d ago

Ah fascinating, thanks for the info!

u/BrilliantResource949 13d ago

Scoliosis is a sideways S-curve. There’s also lordosis which curves forward at the bottom near the hips, and kyphosis (what I have) that curves forward at the top of the spine, starting just below the shoulder blades. I always describe it as a lowercase r-curve.

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u/Chiiro 13d ago

I think so but I was also tested for scoliosis multiple times as a child and wasn't diagnosed with it so I'm not sure.

u/moonshineandmetal 13d ago

There's also lordosis, which is what I have! Instead of curving sideways like scoliosis, it sways in towards my stomach. I got my spine fused at L5S1 and it was the best decision I ever made.

I wish you nothing but the best and I hope you get some answers, it's such a scary and draining process when you've got health issues.

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u/SufficientFarm8414 13d ago

That's interesting--they didn't catch mine until adulthood, despite childhood testing.

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u/General_Cranberry_29 13d ago

Hey there, fellow sufferer 😅.

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u/Tiffani513 13d ago

If you ever need a hip replacement, they can even out the length then.

You will be very drugged up the first time they make you walk and you might panic thinking they made the leg too long, it may feel like you are wearing a high heel on one foot, that they fixed you the wrong way. You may even need to be sedated you freak out so much.

YMMV tho… maybe that’s just a me experience.

u/SufficientFarm8414 13d ago

Interesting, thanks! I'll definitely keep that in mind if/when I need a hip replacement.

u/Tiffani513 13d ago

Mine was almost an inch difference as well from 7 until 23… so very disorienting.

My Ortho loves to tell the story. No one had freaked out quite like me before. Good stuff.

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u/Tiffani513 13d ago

Hip replacement at 23. Had a degenerative leg disease that took too long to diagnose, allowing it to progress to where the non surgical treatments wouldn’t work. It took 13 months to diagnose. I was a tiny white girl and it usually presents in overweight white boys, first hip surgery was at 7.

Here is a pre hip replacement Xray of my mushroom shaped femur head and awesome bone spurs.

u/SleepyPoptart 13d ago

I have chronic hip and back pain and it never occurred to me that my slightly longer leg was the cause of this.

u/phamkh 13d ago

Leg length discrepancy with possible scoliosis (abnormal spine curvature to a certain degree) does lead to asymmetric muscle compensations and resulting pains. It does call for "heel lift" for the short leg as part of the treatment at the mild-moderate stages. Would recommend seeing a doctor (or does podiatry also do this? idk I'm just an osteopathic medical student in the US) to see what options would help you with your pains.

u/SeventhAlkali 13d ago

My arch support inserts slid a bunch too, I used some double sided masking frogtape that I had laying around and they actually stopped sliding nearly as much

u/JorgeXMcKie 13d ago

In 91 I had a bad motorcycle accident that F'd up my back but not bad enough for surgery. After about 3 years I got locked in the stooped position, had X-rays and found out I fractured part of a disc. It also caused my hips to go out of wack so one side is lower than the other. I wish I had known about these back then. It could have limited the back pain I've had over the years by keeping my hips straight/aligned. Now my body just tilts a bit from the base of my back

u/okizc 13d ago

Have you tried sanding down the longer leg?

u/Entomemer 13d ago

My dad has a leg an inch shorter than the other because he was hit by a train at 15 and his leg healed wrong!

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u/Legitscopes_4761 13d ago

Yeah, im pretty sure these could just be like a heel cup. I used one for plantar fasciitis

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u/thebearofwisdom 13d ago

I have these and they’re to stop blisters, not add height. They’re literally just a stretchy gel feeling material, and only a couple of mm thick. Dudes either a troll or a fool

u/SpurdoEnjoyer 13d ago

He's absolutely just joking. The first story isn't something that has ever happened IRL

u/Vondi 13d ago

Thats what I'd instantly assume rather than he needed those few extra cm of height.

u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 13d ago

I was thinking it was a medical ad of some kind when I first saw the pic

u/Everything_Breaks 13d ago

"Bone spurs. I got a 20% disability rating from the VA. Medical discharge."

u/wrxninja 13d ago

"Tried to save a three-legged cat, got hit by a car in the process but saved the cat which I ended up adopting"

u/Radiant-Plumage 13d ago

That’s clearly what they are, the text is bullshit.

In the photo the man clearly lacks a defined heel, probably makes walking suck assZ

u/Pijuuuuuuuuuup 13d ago

It is for your heels when they slighy hurt or all recovoring from injury.

u/JestFlamez 13d ago edited 13d ago

They almost look like an add-on to a UD-flex AFO.

u/Ote-Kringralnick 13d ago

Looking at the feet in the picture, that seems to be what they are, because that person has no arch at all

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 13d ago

Don't worry this never happened. It's an ad designed to prey on people social anxiety.

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u/horned-creature 13d ago edited 13d ago

anybody who isn't chronically online will just assume those are some orthopedic implement.

u/theshiniestmuskrat 13d ago

I'm chronically online and had no idea such a thing even existed

u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo 13d ago

It's heels for men. Why do we call them other things

u/trueAnnoi 13d ago

Except it's not even really that. It provides less "boost" than the ankle support wraps I wear to work everyday because I have bitch ass ankles.

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u/pig_killer 13d ago

I was on BBS in the early 90s. I am permanently, terminally online. I hear modems in my dreams. I had a thing for the WILDCAT! system. I have no idea what the fuck a height booster looks like . . . I would never care about that shit . . . the whole height-obsessed "-cel" culture is only a weeeee sliver of the chronically online diagram.

u/Plenty-Fox-9219 13d ago

They were hilarious until they started killing people

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 13d ago

i saw explicit height booster stuff like this for sale at ollie's

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u/BeauShowTV 13d ago

Seems weird to post it publicly if you dont want people to know about it.

u/Deriviera 13d ago

Will you find him by his feet?

u/Smoking_Fire 13d ago

Some might

u/Xyrez04 13d ago

What are you, some kind of feet finder?

u/Smoking_Fire 13d ago

Nahh not me. But there are weird people out there💀

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 13d ago

Buddy, there's a whole tactical foot goon squad out there that puts the Google maps guy to shame.

u/xdarius 13d ago

they got you too? spotted me about a mile away.

u/Slumunistmanifisto 13d ago

As a former Florida kid with fire proof leather feet... y'all don't want this.

u/PictureVegetable9522 13d ago

you underestimate my love for feet i already found ya

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u/assignpseudonym 13d ago

/r/BrandNewSentence

I blanked out your username in case you didn't want it in there, but feel free to make yourself known here if you prefer

u/Slumunistmanifisto 13d ago

Appreciate the heads up.

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u/Guilty_Efficiency884 13d ago

Don't underestimate me I'm a connoisseur

u/anrwlias 13d ago

I have a very particular set of skills.

u/_Standardissue 13d ago

Pedi-cular even

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u/peon2 13d ago

It's likely a joke "Guy at the office tripped me to make the girls laugh"?

Unless these are 13 year olds working in an office no adult is going to risk getting written up or fired to 'make the girls laugh'.

u/WhenMeWasAYouth 13d ago

It has heavy "I spilled beans on myself while watching Cars 2 in the theater" vibes.

u/LumpyJones 13d ago

The guy's also named cryptocel. that's name is just a bouquet of pathetic associations. Then again, if it's not a joke, the kind of person that would post this seriously also would lean into both being a cryptobro and an incel.

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u/syn_vamp 13d ago

but then how else would he advertise his product?

u/didntgettheruns 13d ago

They look like a thing I found when trying to fix my arch pains.

u/BrittyPie 13d ago

This is an ad. Absolutely everything on the Internet that makes you go "Huh why would they post this?" is an ad.

u/CrystallizedRose 13d ago

Yall would read a knock knock joke and wonder “why does the homeowner need extra verification who it is if they don’t recognize the first name”. Like, dude.

u/Neither-Phone-7264 13d ago

thats because its fake and gay

u/BeauShowTV 13d ago

Yeah, I looked up the guys profile... it's certainly something.

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u/Ooficus 13d ago

Gays are better than changing our heig- never mind I’ll let you have this one.

u/Neither-Phone-7264 13d ago

im just saying what folk say to fake stories on r/greentext tbh

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u/NomadNuka 13d ago

Some of these guys seem like their inferiority complex is so deeply set they feel they deserve mockery and go out of their way to invite it.

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u/awesomedan24 13d ago

Everyone at the height enhancement clinic said nobody would notice

u/DismalMastodon5025 13d ago

>Cryptocel

Some environmental storytelling

u/SuspiciousSubstance9 13d ago

Really makes you wonder if the "tripped to make girls laugh" part is projection.

u/glycophosphate 13d ago

Yeah. He tripped & fell and made all the rest up.

u/TheFrenchSavage 13d ago

at the office party

That also explains how he got into the party.

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 13d ago

Bro, just wear high heels. Be a man about it. It's what they were originally designed for. I guarantee people will mock you less. 

u/SmurfsNeverDie 13d ago

Maybe the man doesnt want to pay for pedicures. Hes being financially prudent here.

u/Final-Tutor3631 13d ago

closed toed heels. solved.

u/SmurfsNeverDie 13d ago

I concede

u/Final-Tutor3631 13d ago

good smurf. i give you hug now.

u/zacman713 13d ago

Do you want the smurfs? This is exactly how you contract the smurfs

u/Final-Tutor3631 13d ago

missed opportunity to say blue waffle

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u/youburyitidigitup 13d ago

Heels were originally designed for cavalry men to hook into stirrups. Cowboys still wear them for the same reason.

u/ratsratsra 13d ago

I was gonna say—just wear boots. Cowboy or work kind. They’ll add an inch or two.

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u/Miserable_Key9630 13d ago

Cuban Heel. Just go for it.

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u/Korachof 13d ago

Walking in high heels is a skill many don’t possess. He’ll need to train in the mountains first. 

u/CinematicHeart 13d ago

I honestly believe this is why my husband wears cowboy boots but I would never say that to him. Im more than fine with his height and I dont want him to think otherwise. Hes pretty tall for a guy either way but society really digs in on height. Its sad.

u/Emotional-Power-7242 13d ago

I'm 6'3 and wear height boosters gotta maintain the balance of the manosphere.

u/TheBlueSully 13d ago

yesssssssss, a compatriot

I unironically bought a pair of cowboy boots and wore them with thick insoles because I had a manosphere infested, height obsessed coworker.

Then I lied about my height and said I'm 6'3".

I'm 6'5", before the boots.

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u/DakotaXIV 13d ago

I wear cowboy boots pretty regularly but mainly at work anymore. Before I was married and went out to bars/clubs I definitely noticed that I got more positive attention from women when I had boots on. And I am 6 ft tall as it is. But that extra inch or two made a noticeable difference, apparently

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u/Not-a-Bot_1968 13d ago

Real cowboy boots have heels. I think this is why so many tiny dudes like cosplaying as a cowboy  (see pics of Desantis and his boots).

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u/squanchingonreddit 13d ago

One inch Oxfords I look sooo good.

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u/ItzLoganM 13d ago

"Be a man about it" wow. How inspiring.

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u/zawalimbooo 13d ago

"Are you wearing height boosters?"

'What? No.'

takes shoes off

'See?'

*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK*

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u/TexasPeteGT 13d ago

Be bold and wear these with the Chanel barefoot sandals that keep getting posted

u/_Solani_ 13d ago

Had to look it up and wow those sandals are just such a great a gift to hookworms and plantars warts.

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u/SmellyStinkyGuy 13d ago

Im 5'4" and find shit like this hilarious as fuck

You got it little guy!!

u/SirLesbian 13d ago

Lmao I'm 5'3" and I felt so bad for him. I'm like "Oh...brother, just break free from the shackles..." 😭

It's so much easier not to worry about it. Some will think "But what about how other people..." sshhhhh. You stop worrying about them too. That's the secret sauce.

u/Kolby_Jack33 13d ago edited 13d ago

I'm 5'5" (on a good day) and I was short as a kid too. I ended up asking to take daily growth hormone injections when I was a teen because I was insecure about it. At first the needles didn't hurt much but after a while they hurt a fair amount and I just started faking giving them to myself. My parents probably noticed but never said anything about it and after a while we just kinda dropped it and never spoke of it again.

It's possible that taking only some of the hormone caused me to end up being even shorter than I would have been otherwise, but I don't know. I just know that I realized it was easier to be happy with my body than to hurt myself trying to change it. Now I'm fine with being short.

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u/8lock8lock8aby 13d ago

That's what I was thinking. You can't change it (unless you want an expensive and long and painful surgery/recovery) so why do so much worrying about it? I guess cuz I'm a lesbian, I've never cared about dudes' heights but like IDC about anyone's height. You are just you & I have never wanted someone to be taller or shorter. I usually date girls around my size but I never like searched for that, it just happened & I never turned down anyone for being shorter or taller than me.

u/Maleficent_Piece_893 13d ago

i prefer women to be a foot taller than me tbh

u/SpinzArt 13d ago

Based as fuck

u/WhimsicalWyvern 13d ago

Because it sucks. These guys are laughing it off, but it really does suck. From dating to professional advancement, it's a moderate to severe disadvantage, and there's jack shit you can do about it.

u/ShimaWarrior 13d ago

There's also the reality that it's socially normal to make fun of short guys for whatever reason. Even the most progressive and typically unprejudiced people still hate short dudes. 😭

u/WhimsicalWyvern 13d ago

If you're aiming for a top CEO role, it's potentially more disadvantageous to be short than to be a woman.

(About 3% of fortune 500 ceos are under 5'7", whereas about 10% are women - though that first stat is from a 1995 study, which is why I have to equivocate)

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u/Okie_doki_artichokie 13d ago edited 13d ago

I see you man, and you can't even bring it up without being labelled as insecure. And hell even if you are insecure- I wonder how one gets that way? I can tell you that I was legitimately proud of my height (I genuinely thought it made me unique) until highschool when I was explicitly told I was desired less because of it.

This thread and societies general opinion on this is 'take the ridicule on the chin, overcome it, and NEVER bring it up or we will think even less of you'

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u/worldsgreatestluver 13d ago

Bruh I'm 5'11 and kind of considering these lmao. I know I'm gonna catch some shit for it, but I also accidentally bought a pair of 3" lift boots once and let me tell you, women cared about that 3" of lift.

u/SpinzArt 13d ago

Do you really wanna attract people who would be superficial like that? I feel like they’d leave if they found out you were “lying”

Then again if there was a really simple way to make yourself look shorter I’d do that in a heartbeat, so I can’t judge 😔

u/worldsgreatestluver 13d ago

The majority of people who are and have ever been attracted to me are attracted because of superficial reasons and I've been basically told that over and over, over many years.

So... I mean... idgaf. I guess I'm into it at this point.

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u/SmellyStinkyGuy 13d ago

If it helps you, go for it.

Im at the height that you either dont give a shit, or the extra 3" wont matter anyway

u/pm_me_d_cups 13d ago

Tbf 3" is massive, or so I'm told

u/cryOfmyFailure 13d ago

  women cared about that 3" of lift

The good ones don’t. 

u/Maleficent_Piece_893 13d ago

if you ever actually get with the woman she's eventually gonna see you with your shoes off. that's as bad as women who paint an entirely different face over their real face to attract a man. it's a plan for the future that completely ignores the future

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u/jackandsally060609 13d ago

Get those George Costanza Timbs

u/oldcretan 13d ago

As someone who is 5'4 I have so many questions, like why would you wear those? Do you wear those everyday? Did people know you before you started wearing those?

u/HillInTheDistance 13d ago

WE don't really pay much attention to most people around us. Like, there was a person at my office who complained to their friend that no one had noticed their 20kg weight loss. Only then did I notice that yeah, they looked slimmer than usual.

And as someone who lifts, I'll tell you you'd be surprised how much bigger I had to be before anyone commented, and when someone did, they kinda sounded surprised, as if I'd put on a shitload of muscle overnight, rather than over three years.

And then there was the time when I didn't notice that my sister's fiance had gotten lasic and wasn't wearing glasses. Like, he was doing something different with his beard, and I noticed that, but I didn't realise he wasn't wearing glasses.

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u/hypatia163 13d ago

I'm a 6'2'' woman and have men obviously shorter than me claim to be my height all the time. They stumble their speech a bit when I ask to compare, because they know I'm not exaggerating my height. It's crazy how insecure men can be about this stuff, so I totally believe that there are guys just walking around in boosters.

u/SilverstoneMonzaSpa 13d ago

Lies about height seem to be the weirdest ones, like I can actually visibly see your height from my eyes. It's not like some hidden tattoo.

u/Nausuada 13d ago

Hahaha my friend is maybe 5'4" or 5'5"and her best friend is 5'8" but she swears she's taller or at least the same height. Even crazier she refuses to date men shorter than 6'

As someone 5'3" on a good day I'm all for short guys. My neck doesn't hurt looking up nor do I have to talk to their nipples.

u/Jack-Innoff 13d ago

I love when some guy several inches shorter than me claims to be 6'. I'm 6'1" so it's pretty obvious they're lying. I won't call them out on it (unless they're being an asshole) but if someone asks my height after, all bets are off. I've had a few guys get mad at me, and say I should've gone with the lie and said I was like 6'5" or some shit 🤣.

u/agoldgold 13d ago

Consider claiming to be an in or two shorter sometimes. Just for chaos.

u/levitikush 13d ago

It’s not crazy to me, considering how much weight many women seem to put on height. Granted that kind of discussion is mostly on social media, not real life.

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u/casual_creator 13d ago

“Why would you wear those!”

Some people are more self conscious about their height than others. Just because you might not feel bad about your height at all (or enough to wear these), doesn’t mean OP doesn’t.

If looking an inch or two taller makes OP feel better about themselves, then more power to them. Life’s too short to not find ways to feel better about oneself, especially if it’s as simple as a shoe insert.

u/oldcretan 13d ago

And it's more a curiosity on my part. But having been ridiculed for my height, insulted, demeaned, etc. it creates a vulnerability. I also spent a chunk of my childhood waiting for the day that I was going to become tall and suffering the slings of finding out I was never going to be tall and then having to rebuild my own self image after that realization.

What Ive realized is people are cruel when they're allowed to be and this is no different. You can either pretend to be something you are not and have people poke at you, make fun of you, and demean you, or you can wear who you are like armor and no one can harm you with it. And when they swing their blows come blunted and you learn to throw back twice as hard. (Just recently: wait I'm short! No way what an insightful revelation! Anyways.)

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u/goodsnpr 13d ago

I think the last time my height bothered me I was a sophomore in highschool. Dating a girl 7 or 8 inches taller than me cured me of any height issues I had. Doesn't mean there aren't practical problems I curse at times.

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u/Sparky089 13d ago

At first glance I thought the photo was of a really cursed bike seat

u/Goosepond01 13d ago

They literally aren't height boosters they are to stop blisters.

How do I know? I bought this exact one a few weeks ago and I had it in my hands as I scrolled and saw this, quite surreal.

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u/Kradgger 13d ago

tripped me to make the girls laugh

Does OOP work as a full-time middle school student?

u/barrosoOso 13d ago

Man, without a decent pair of shoes I can barely walk after a day of work. How the fuck do you strap something like that on and not have it wreck every part of your body above it?

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u/AdWonderful5920 13d ago

That material looks like it was flay the skin off my feet if I walked around wearing those. Sweaty blister mess.

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u/Itchypoopstain 13d ago

Get the hairmetal platform boots. Start wearing black leather with studs. Hell, go all out and paint your face, spike your hair ect.

u/Medical-Bottle6469 13d ago

Im 5'6" and what the fuck. Looks uncomfortable as hell man.

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u/JibletHunter 13d ago

It is a sad state when society has convinced folks they need to wear hight boosters.

Just be a short king/queen. The folks that harp on height being the single indicator of attraction are really just telling on themselves.

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u/Trixter-Kitten 13d ago

Couldn't imagine walking around with something like that inside my shoes. Sounds uncomfortable and chaffing

u/pemberleypark1 13d ago

It’s made of silicone. It’s to protect against blisters. Not lifters.

u/Maleficent_Piece_893 13d ago

looks like blister city fr. plastic directly against the skin

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u/BadDadJokes 13d ago

It's crazy that dudes will go to these lengths to go from 5'6" to 5'8".

u/IIRCIreadthat 13d ago

This isn't even the half of it. Guys are going to Turkey to get their legs broken and stretched so they can be taller.

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u/dubstepsickness 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PlyIt4cqmZz56
You can’t get caught heightening, it’s a career killer

u/HOW_IS_SAM_KAVANAUGH 13d ago

This whole situation reads as a fantasy made up by someone with a humiliation fetish

u/Whachamacalzmit 13d ago

As someone who was bullied, taunted, and beaten up by several guys over several years in grade school, this story is the stuff of fantasy. The guys they imagine as chads don't even give him the time of day, let alone trip him so bad that his shoes pop off and all of the girls he's happening to pass by even notice his heel inserts more than everything else going on and find it laugh worthy.

Surely these Stacys, whose first reaction is to laugh at a guy who didn't deserve to be tripped, are the women this guy wants to impress. I don't even mean this sarcastically. He just doesn't care about their character any more than he cares about his own. He just wants to sleep with them, just as he imagines all other men who are successful with women, as predators that are just more successful than him. Too bad most men around him actually care about women (and want to sleep with them; those aren't mutually exclusive goals) and most women can tell that he doesn't actually care about them and that he doesn't see himself highly either. They don't need to see his inserts to sniff out self esteem that low.

And trust me, if you're worth bullying by several boys (like I was, apparently), the girls will bully you emotionally too. They don't need a guy to do the work for them.

u/HOW_IS_SAM_KAVANAUGH 13d ago

Well put. And that’s not even to mention that this allegedly took place at an office christmas party…that this would be workplace behaviour from adults is vanishingly unlikely 

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u/blahblah19999 13d ago

Things that never happened

u/Nubator 13d ago

I’m admittedly a little lost on this.

Is the difference between your current height and current +1-2 inches really going to make a difference?

I feel like the truth will come out at some point and it will be a ton more awkward than just leaning into who you are with confidence.

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u/IncompletePunchline 13d ago

Everyone's making jokes, but no one's talking about how the asshole coworker that tripped him in public should be fired.

u/tenoclockrobot 13d ago

Because this didnt happen

u/Puzzleheaded-Milk927 13d ago

No you don’t understand, office parties are just like high school where the jocks and cheerleaders bully the nerds, and not poorly catered Xmas shindigs

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u/DominoMotherfucker 13d ago

If someone intentionally trips me at a work function I'm selling that shit hard enough to retire at 35

u/IncompletePunchline 13d ago

Careful with that. I've had family with legitimate injuries and a workman comp case have a fuckass private investigator follow them with a hidden camera.

u/SirChasm 13d ago

I can only imagine this happened in some workplace that doesn't really have HR, because if it did, I would be in the HR office until that douche bag is rightfully fired.

And on that topic, people love to hate on HR (uSeLeSs!) until incidents like this happen and you have HR to back you up as it clearly violates the company guidelines. And obviously HR is not perfect, and ultimately their purpose is to protect the company, blah blah blah, but often protecting the company means protecting the employees. Not always, but often.

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u/perthro_ed 13d ago

Tripping to make people laugh? Height isnt his only insecurity

u/Thin_Assistant_7786 13d ago

You live in a Tim Robinson sketch.

u/Gustav082026 13d ago

The username suggests it might be rage bait. 

u/Metool42 13d ago

This height problem in the US is hilarious

u/Relevant-Flatworm672 13d ago

Just saying, cowboy boots are a very easy way to added like 1.5 inches while still being fashionable and everyone just accepts that heel if the boots.

Former insecure guy here

u/Short-Ad1032 13d ago

Step 1: don't give a fuck about what others think about things you can't control.
Step 2: that's all there is to do about it. Fuck those people referred to in step 1.

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u/CooledDownKane 13d ago

What is it these guys think will happen if somehow a woman happens to magically swoon over the fact that they are 5'11" instead of 5'8" and they actually get back to his apartment? Is this not like shoving an Italian sausage in your pants and pretending you're a porn star?

u/RoachGirl 13d ago

I heard one explaining little tricks or whatever he has books by his bed he’ll stand on and vantage points around his apartment? It’s ridiculous

u/ehs06702 13d ago

I think like most people who lie about some obvious aspect of their physicality in this way, they're hoping lust overrides the other person's logic and preferences at that point.

u/monkpunch 13d ago

Same thing that happens when a woman takes off her heels, pushup bra, compression underwear, makeup, etc...nothing, because we're already horny

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u/JMST19 13d ago

What's the deal with people wanting to be taller? Makes no sense to me why you'd want to be perceived as taller? Do people suddenly get taller overnight with these and think people won't notice or is it like you have a one time chance before you meet a new group of people so everyone just think your as tall as you are? What does being 2 inches taller give anyone anyways?

u/Hawk-and-piper 13d ago

Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it less of a reality for other people. I also have never been insecure about my height, but I'm tall. There is a lot of social pressure on looks in a lot of different directions. People tend to focus on the things they feel insufficient about. And a lot of people can be very cruel about it, especially in school. It should be clear for you to see how someone who is made fun of for being short would be insecure about it throughout their life.

u/adollopofsanity 13d ago

I am a woman. I am 5'5". I want to be taller cause I can't reach the upper cabinets in my kitchen that would be incredibly convenient to be able to use easily. Also ladders scare me and step stools make me nervous. 

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u/pig_killer 13d ago

I wouldn't know a "height booster" if it laid eggs on my face, you could leave one on my desk with "height booster" written on a piece of paper next to it and I would be like "what is this thing" and I also wouldn't fucking care if I did know.

if this happened in my presence I would literally be focused laser-like entirely on the shit-bag motherfucker who trips people for fun.

My write-up hand would glow blue. I would be sending that motherfucker home. I would be 10/10 furious if one of my employees "tripped" another employee? You mean fucking assault?

u/RaisedByBooksNTV 13d ago

It's a weird male thing about manliness and height being related. In china guys started doing leg lengthening years ago and it was purely for aesthetic reasons. On the female side, being taller than guys can be seen as a bad thing. Patriarchical crap.

As a short person, do these things help at all? I can't wear heels.

u/WaterOk6055 13d ago

Has he considered developing self esteem instead?

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u/Lethal_Beauty_Kisses 13d ago

The real tragedy is that the shoes were apparently the only thing keeping the secret together

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u/D-Sleezy 13d ago

I can't imagine ever caring this much about my height, and I'm not tall at all.

u/CLOWNFLOGGER 13d ago

If I were wearing these, the fires of hell couldn't get me to display them in public.

u/SuspiciousSubstance9 13d ago

I wonder if the person insecure enough to wear height boosters might also be projecting the "tripped me to make the girls laugh" part.

u/freedomfightre 13d ago

tripped me and my shoes came off

Did you fall off a balcony? how tf shoes come off?!?

u/ConradBHart42 13d ago

"at the office...to make the girls laugh"

nah man you tripped over something in his vicinity because of this awkward shit on your feet.

u/Federal_Studio5935 13d ago

height boosters? Christ man.

u/SumthinsPhishy2 13d ago

Why would someone ashamed of wearing these (which are blister guards btw, not "height boosters") make a public post advertising it? Doubt.

u/Bleezy79 13d ago

Those are gonna start squeaking after a little moisture gets in there. lol

u/PeopleCallMeSimon 13d ago

Yea nobodys gonna notice the big plastic thing through your socks.

u/Throwaway-4230984 13d ago

Am I the only one who is more concerned about first part of accident?

u/exick 13d ago

that's what happens when you work at 80s teen comedy inc

u/Delicious-Yak-1095 13d ago

Sounds like a totally real story. Where do you work, on the playground with the other kids?