r/NonPoliticalTwitter 14d ago

Funny The incident:

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 14d ago

He could probably say they're heel support for some condition and if anyone cared they'd believe him. Unless they also wear height boosters and are very familiar with them.

Wouldn't they be uncomfortable tho?

u/AbstractBettaFish 14d ago

I believe that’s what those actually are, I had to wear something similarly for a while when I was struggling with chronic feet pain at work

u/SufficientFarm8414 13d ago

I've got to look these up. I have one leg that's shorter than the other, adding to my chronic back and hip pain. I've tried inserts, but they slip and slide too much; these might be just the thing.

u/Chiiro 13d ago

I have the same issue and met another person with it just the other day too! I got it from my mom. Is your spine curved too?

u/SufficientFarm8414 13d ago

Are you me? I also have a curved spine that I got from my mother. Ehler-Danlos syndrome?

u/Chiiro 13d ago

I'm not sure what it's called yet, I am seeing a doctor about it later this week so I will hopefully find out.

u/SufficientFarm8414 13d ago

Best of luck to you! I've found that even in cases where there's no treatment available, there's some peace of mind that comes with just knowing what's going on.

u/Chiiro 13d ago

That's pretty much the case with the rest of my issues too (there's a lot). Just having a name to put to them helps.

u/GameofCheese 13d ago

Oh god, I'm the opposite. Always pulling joints out of socket a bit and twisting ankles and stuff.

I don't need ANOTHER diagnosis about shit that's wrong with me. A doctor mentioned I probably have one of the milder forms, and I noted my way out of that.

I assume I have it, but I would rather not know

u/riverblue9011 13d ago

Are you not worried if it's bad enough they'll put you down?

u/Chiiro 13d ago

I have so many issues that if they haven't put me down yet they probably aren't going to for that.

u/noisemonsters 13d ago

Isn’t a curved spine called scoliosis?

u/TechyAngel 13d ago

That's the individual symptom, not the root condition. Sort of like if you have a fever, aches, and fatigue, you might have the flu. If you have scoliosis, it may result from Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (although it may not). So you're correct, but it's not an "either/or," it's a "yes, and"

u/noisemonsters 13d ago

Ah fascinating, thanks for the info!

u/BrilliantResource949 13d ago

Scoliosis is a sideways S-curve. There’s also lordosis which curves forward at the bottom near the hips, and kyphosis (what I have) that curves forward at the top of the spine, starting just below the shoulder blades. I always describe it as a lowercase r-curve.

u/hauntedbabyattack 13d ago

I’ve always felt that I had slight lordosis but my doctors say that my spine is normal. I think I am just a hypochondriac

u/Chiiro 13d ago

I think so but I was also tested for scoliosis multiple times as a child and wasn't diagnosed with it so I'm not sure.

u/moonshineandmetal 13d ago

There's also lordosis, which is what I have! Instead of curving sideways like scoliosis, it sways in towards my stomach. I got my spine fused at L5S1 and it was the best decision I ever made.

I wish you nothing but the best and I hope you get some answers, it's such a scary and draining process when you've got health issues.

u/spraynardkrug3r 13d ago

Dang TWINS! 'cept my L5-S1 has a disc replacement. Glad the fusion worked for you tho, I was always told "run if they say 'fusion'" as I've only heard negative anecdotes, so it's nice to hear that it did good things for someone!
I def would not be here to write this comment had I not been able to get mine (and it took 3 years)

u/SufficientFarm8414 13d ago

That's interesting--they didn't catch mine until adulthood, despite childhood testing.

u/General_Cranberry_29 13d ago

Hey there, fellow sufferer 😅.

u/Unoriginal_Man 13d ago

There's dozens of us!

u/orbital-technician 13d ago

Have you looked into testosterone for your EDS?

u/SufficientFarm8414 13d ago

Funny you should ask, since I started hrt, including a testosterone blocker, in June. The doctor who prescribes the meds also diagnosed my EDS, and has it herself, so I'm hoping she took that into account.

u/Volvick77 13d ago

Isn't that just scoliosis or is is not when one shoulder is higher than the other and the spine is bending towards an oddly specific side?

u/Chiiro 13d ago

Apparently it could be one of multiple things

u/UnimagineDragons 13d ago

getting in shape would do wonders, too

u/Chiiro 13d ago

Trust me, I know. All the walking I've been doing lately has been helping strengthen my core but doesn't heal all of the issues I have.

u/Tiffani513 13d ago

If you ever need a hip replacement, they can even out the length then.

You will be very drugged up the first time they make you walk and you might panic thinking they made the leg too long, it may feel like you are wearing a high heel on one foot, that they fixed you the wrong way. You may even need to be sedated you freak out so much.

YMMV tho… maybe that’s just a me experience.

u/SufficientFarm8414 13d ago

Interesting, thanks! I'll definitely keep that in mind if/when I need a hip replacement.

u/Tiffani513 13d ago

Mine was almost an inch difference as well from 7 until 23… so very disorienting.

My Ortho loves to tell the story. No one had freaked out quite like me before. Good stuff.

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u/Tiffani513 13d ago

Hip replacement at 23. Had a degenerative leg disease that took too long to diagnose, allowing it to progress to where the non surgical treatments wouldn’t work. It took 13 months to diagnose. I was a tiny white girl and it usually presents in overweight white boys, first hip surgery was at 7.

Here is a pre hip replacement Xray of my mushroom shaped femur head and awesome bone spurs.

u/SleepyPoptart 13d ago

I have chronic hip and back pain and it never occurred to me that my slightly longer leg was the cause of this.

u/phamkh 13d ago

Leg length discrepancy with possible scoliosis (abnormal spine curvature to a certain degree) does lead to asymmetric muscle compensations and resulting pains. It does call for "heel lift" for the short leg as part of the treatment at the mild-moderate stages. Would recommend seeing a doctor (or does podiatry also do this? idk I'm just an osteopathic medical student in the US) to see what options would help you with your pains.

u/SeventhAlkali 13d ago

My arch support inserts slid a bunch too, I used some double sided masking frogtape that I had laying around and they actually stopped sliding nearly as much

u/JorgeXMcKie 13d ago

In 91 I had a bad motorcycle accident that F'd up my back but not bad enough for surgery. After about 3 years I got locked in the stooped position, had X-rays and found out I fractured part of a disc. It also caused my hips to go out of wack so one side is lower than the other. I wish I had known about these back then. It could have limited the back pain I've had over the years by keeping my hips straight/aligned. Now my body just tilts a bit from the base of my back

u/okizc 13d ago

Have you tried sanding down the longer leg?

u/Entomemer 13d ago

My dad has a leg an inch shorter than the other because he was hit by a train at 15 and his leg healed wrong!

u/Cludds 13d ago

To help myself with this, I've invested into better shoes. There's services that will take a pair of shoes and extend the midsole to whatever length you need to have an even gait. A bit pricey but lasts for as long as the shoes do. And no need to wear anything uncomfortable.

u/Educational_Ant_184 13d ago

I needed an insert for the same issue, which included scoliosis, but mine also sucked to use. I go to the chiropractor a lot and also get massages, which help as the pain starts to add up and compound, but the only long-term real reduction in issues was due to weightlifting and stretching. Deadlifts in particular have made my back significantly more resilient to the problems associated with the underlying cause

u/snarkdiva 13d ago

My daughter has the same issue. I wonder where OP got those?

u/FuzzyAd9407 13d ago

One of my partners has the same issue. Inserts drove him nuts so he started just paying to have cobblers modify his shoes. Cobblers at most shoe repair places can do it.

u/albop03 13d ago

my dad has one leg shorter and has all his shoes resoled with extra height, he says its worth the cost

u/SpaceDounut 13d ago

Get separate insoles, cut to your shoe's size, attach the inserts via double-sided tape. Works well and you can swap them between different shoes easily.

u/Qwisp 13d ago

I get my shoe adjusted almost one inch for my leg length discrepancy. I use a website called American Heelers.

u/f4ble 13d ago

I have the same. Orthopedic inserts is the way to go. Get them tailored to you. It's so fucking worth it. I didn't know I had fucked up calfs until my ortho told me that they were and explained how his inserts would fix that. In addition to back pain +++

u/Traditional-Joke-179 13d ago

The best and safest thing to do is get custom ones from the doctor. If you can, do it this way; it's your spinal health and it's worth it to prioritize it.

u/gard3nwitch 13d ago

I know somebody who gets special orthopedic shoes made that are different heights - maybe that's an option for you?

u/Otherwise-Ratio1332 13d ago

Shoe stores sell soft lifts that adhere to the inside of your shoe. You can peel off layers to get the height you need to level your hips. They don’t slip around at all in my experience.

u/Legitscopes_4761 13d ago

Yeah, im pretty sure these could just be like a heel cup. I used one for plantar fasciitis

u/kg160z 13d ago

Yup had em as a kid

u/Soft_Walrus_3605 13d ago

Yeah, yeah... like how they call vibrators "back massagers", eh?

u/NOT-GR8-BOB 11d ago

> I believe that’s what those actually are, I had to wear something similarly for a while when I was struggling with chronic feet pain at work

Mmmhmmm

u/thebearofwisdom 13d ago

I have these and they’re to stop blisters, not add height. They’re literally just a stretchy gel feeling material, and only a couple of mm thick. Dudes either a troll or a fool

u/SpurdoEnjoyer 13d ago

He's absolutely just joking. The first story isn't something that has ever happened IRL

u/Vondi 13d ago

Thats what I'd instantly assume rather than he needed those few extra cm of height.

u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 13d ago

I was thinking it was a medical ad of some kind when I first saw the pic

u/Everything_Breaks 14d ago

"Bone spurs. I got a 20% disability rating from the VA. Medical discharge."

u/wrxninja 13d ago

"Tried to save a three-legged cat, got hit by a car in the process but saved the cat which I ended up adopting"

u/Radiant-Plumage 13d ago

That’s clearly what they are, the text is bullshit.

In the photo the man clearly lacks a defined heel, probably makes walking suck assZ

u/Pijuuuuuuuuuup 13d ago

It is for your heels when they slighy hurt or all recovoring from injury.

u/JestFlamez 13d ago edited 13d ago

They almost look like an add-on to a UD-flex AFO.

u/Ote-Kringralnick 13d ago

Looking at the feet in the picture, that seems to be what they are, because that person has no arch at all

u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 13d ago

I was too scared to ask about that but I was wondering why the feet look so very flat

u/LarkinToWinnipeg 13d ago

Don't worry this never happened. It's an ad designed to prey on people social anxiety.

u/Hearing_Loss 13d ago

Additional cushioning for the knees. It's like a regular insole but it specifically targets the knees and hips and improves overall core strength.

My doctor said I need them.

GG no re

u/RagingSprockets 13d ago

Ive been prescribed a heel lift to level out. So yeah he could've

u/Ramps_ 13d ago

I've genuinely never seen this before and would just assume it's a medical thing.

u/altiuscitiusfortius 13d ago

Just day theyre orthotics for a medical problem and then get the coworker who tripped you fired by HR

u/Motormand 13d ago

If he said these were because of a heel injury, or to help correct his walking posture, I'd believe it.

u/Dredgeon 14d ago

Probably will cause posture issues if worn for long periods of time.

u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 14d ago

they must be uncomfortable, they're just stealth high heels

u/casual_creator 13d ago

Nah, totally different from high heels. High heels require you to be able to balance yourself on the thinner heels and makes a smaller portion of your foot bare your body weight.

Height boosters like these are basically just thick Dr Scholls inserts. Your entire foot still supports your weight and there’s no struggle to balance on a thinner heel. And most of these are made out of foam or gel, so they’re pretty comfortable. The only adjustment it takes when wearing these is the brief “oh shit I’m taller” feeling, then you pretty much completely forget you’re wearing them.

Source: I’m a short dude (5’5”), and have worn different variations of these a few times over the years when my height insecurity was worse and didn’t want to feel or look so short in a specific situation.

u/Legitscopes_4761 13d ago

Brother do you have a link to the ones you use? I've looked into these before too, but they all had awful reviews. I'm a guy who lost and inch after being hit by a bus, and miss it more than I thought now that I'm recovering and trying to date again

u/casual_creator 13d ago

Oh, no I don’t sorry. Last time I wore anything like that was about 12 years ago.

u/ExceptForFleegle 13d ago

Why would you want to be with a person who would give a shit if you were one inch taller or shorter?

u/Legitscopes_4761 13d ago

It just makes me feel more attractive. Why do I wear make up? Why do I cut my hair? Why do I wear nice clothes? They all make me feel good about myself and make me feel like I look good. I was a very average height, so that 1 inch was pretty 'competitive' for a lack of a better word. I like being tall and I'm a young man. Not to mention dating is pretty hard post covid. It's the each isn't even a lie, I just wanna be how I was like before the accident.

u/ExceptForFleegle 13d ago

Oh okay, it’s just because you’re a very insecure person. That’s all you had to say.

u/arcanemagic 13d ago

I have flat feet and have had inch tall shoe insert supports since I was 5.

u/iambecomesoil 13d ago

When you're being tripped by an office bully and your shoes are flying off...the horseshit excuse about your medical foot support just isn't going to cut the mustard.

It's time for a change.

u/AbyssWankerArtorias 13d ago

People are willing to go through an extreme amount of discomfort for rather small gains in height. Look up leg lengthening surgery.

u/nau5 13d ago

They’re calico cut pants. you gotta give

u/IgnatiusRileyFreeman 13d ago

Also he could definitely sue that guy for battery 

u/Decent_Risk9499 13d ago

Plantar fasciitis boom done

u/RainbowDissent 13d ago

Hey look this fucken loser is wearing height boosters! Haha what a loser!

Actually um they are for my um heel condition, they're medical

Hey look this fucken loser has a heel condition! Haha what a loser!

u/makemeking706 13d ago

uncomfortable

Discomfort for the sake of appearance? Nobody would ever do that.

u/GaptistePlayer 13d ago

After the last incident I think people know he wears height boosters.

u/somewhatcompetint 13d ago

Like a fat chick's "back brace"

u/BorderOk7329 13d ago

I wear them to offset the weight of my magnum dong.