r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • 13d ago

Funny The incident:

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 13d ago

Bro, just wear high heels. Be a man about it. It's what they were originally designed for. I guarantee people will mock you less. 

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u/SmurfsNeverDie 13d ago

Maybe the man doesnt want to pay for pedicures. Hes being financially prudent here.

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u/Final-Tutor3631 13d ago

closed toed heels. solved.

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u/SmurfsNeverDie 13d ago

I concede

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u/Final-Tutor3631 13d ago

good smurf. i give you hug now.

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u/zacman713 13d ago

Do you want the smurfs? This is exactly how you contract the smurfs

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u/Final-Tutor3631 13d ago

missed opportunity to say blue waffle