r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • 13d ago

Funny The incident:

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 13d ago

Bro, just wear high heels. Be a man about it. It's what they were originally designed for. I guarantee people will mock you less. 

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u/squanchingonreddit 13d ago

One inch Oxfords I look sooo good.

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u/Elite_AI 13d ago

Oxfords anywhere but like a wedding or a funeral is insane 

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u/squanchingonreddit 13d ago

They're really comfortable and they just look like boots at first glance.

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u/Elite_AI 13d ago

Just to check, are you sure you don't mean Derbys?

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u/squanchingonreddit 13d ago

Nah they've just got nice full grain leather that's kinda uncommon. Bison too.