The incident:

[u/ChickenWingExtreme]

[u/NarwhalPrudent6323]

Bro, just wear high heels. Be a man about it. It's what they were originally designed for. I guarantee people will mock you less. 

[u/youburyitidigitup → u/NarwhalPrudent6323]

Heels were originally designed for cavalry men to hook into stirrups. Cowboys still wear them for the same reason.

[u/ratsratsra → u/youburyitidigitup]

I was gonna say—just wear boots. Cowboy or work kind. They’ll add an inch or two.

[u/MyNameIsRay → u/ratsratsra]

Its kind of funny what a difference an inch or two makes.

My boots make me just tall enough to see the dust on top of my fridge.

[u/Mobile_Morale → u/MyNameIsRay]

I'm already over 6 foot. If I put my dress boots on I'm tall enough that I can randomly get vertigo and almost fall over.