r/CasualConversation • u/AstronautAdmirable • 8h ago
Life Stories Flirting Fail
There’s this girl who works at a family owned coffee shop out here in Minnie Apple is Minnie soda. She’s a cutie. I never made a move or really talked about anything other than coffee. I guess cuz it was a convenient spot that I liked that was never crowded and I didn’t wanna do anything that would ever jeopardize me being inclined to go to my nice lil spot.
Anyway so she actually made outside of coffee conversation and says “You’re here a lot these days huh. I’m starting to think you come to see me.”
So obviously I’m on the spot now. And im flustered cuz I feel the need to say something witty or like memorable. Know wat I mean?
I reply with “I mean I don’t have to come inside. I get a lot of viewing time from the shrubs haha”😀
She did this very confused face where she raised an eyebrow almost as if to say like 😐“wow you’re a weirdo”
DO U NOT LIKE JOKES LIKE FUCKIN HELL?!
After that I just waited for the coffee and then went on my laptop for a while.
So should I go back and double down on the shrub joke? Be like “back to the shrubs” when I leave out the door?Kidding kidding
I’ll probably just go to Starbucks for a while…