r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah??

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u/lightning_Mcking29 4d ago

It’s “punishment” because the vowel-dump openers (ADIEU, AUDIO, OUIJA, etc.) are a cheat-code that only works if the answer actually has A/E/I/O/U.

Almost every Wordle does. A handful don’t — they only use Y (MYRRH, NYMPH, GLYPH, TRYST…). Those first two guesses come back all gray, you’ve spent half your lives learning almost nothing, and you’re now staring at a keyboard of unused consonants.

People who hate that optimized style treat the rare no-vowel day as the puzzle slapping the spreadsheet players. That’s the joke.

u/No_Sale_4866 4d ago

I mean it cuts out pretty much every word in the dictionary, since like you said only a handful don’t have vowels

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

They have vowels, the y is a vowel in them

u/JamesTheFoxeArt 3d ago

Oh god

u/BlobbyBlueberry 3d ago

Oh god

u/Kitchen-Arm7300 3d ago

Rarely have I seen a joke so wryly executed.

u/Pothperhaps 2d ago

Uhh... peter? Can you also explain this joke within the thread explaining the joke, please?

u/Pothperhaps 2d ago

Oh it was the number of replies. Nvm. I see it now.

u/elkor101 3d ago

Y can be a vowel like in the listed words.

u/eltuna3636 3d ago

Crwth

u/crooth 3d ago

No welsh! 😄

u/Afraid_Success_4836 3d ago

the w is also a vowel here

u/dothemath 2d ago

And cwm, bless the Welsh.

A shame "cwmly" isn't a word.

u/Jazzlike-Leather-726 3d ago

Yeah every word has a vowel sound, in this case represented by the y

u/Meester_Tweester 3d ago

Psst

u/shastaxc 3d ago

Onomatopoeias don't count

u/Future_Detective_408 3d ago

Woo, you watched that stupid, insufferable, cringe, lol i'm so random video too. You can make any number of vowel-less "words" without meanings like this. Hmm, hnnng, brr, shh, mmm, bzz(t), grr, zzz, etc. etc.

u/DrewThibStuds 3d ago

I’m gonna be funny and say “TV” (I know it’s short for Television but it’s the only thing I can think of)

u/Chihuahuapocalypse 3d ago

words have to be 5 letters

u/DrewThibStuds 3d ago

You just said the word “have”

u/DrewThibStuds 3d ago

And word, and to, and be

u/DrewThibStuds 3d ago

AND FIVE

u/Happy-Telephone9483 3d ago

Words IN WORDLE have to be five letters.

u/DrewThibStuds 3d ago

Ohhhhhh

u/Brilliant_Quit4307 3d ago

Wtf did you think they were referring to .. ?

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel 3d ago

As it is pronounced Tee-Vee, there are in fact a bunch of vowels in it.

Thats the whole point I have been making multiple times now - vowel is not a letter, it is a sound.

u/DrewThibStuds 3d ago

Aw poo

u/CaviorSamhain 3d ago

The word “vowel” has two meanings found in the Cambridge dictionary, one of them refers to the type of sound (which is defined by phonetics), the other refers to a type of letter that usually makes that sounds (which is defined by grammar).

u/Agreeable-Nobody1863 3d ago

TV is pronounced T V bro. That’s like saying the letter W has a vowel in it because you say “doble ve” (mostly joking)

u/AggressivelyEthical 3d ago

Nobody tell this guy how phonetic spelling works; this is funnier.

u/Agreeable-Nobody1863 3d ago

I’m an English teacher. I even said it was a joke in the original comment :(

u/Puzzled-Pen-2353 4d ago

Y isn't a vowel

u/wildtabeast 4d ago

Jfc our education system is a joke.

The rhyme for vowels is "a,e,i,o,u and sometimes y".

u/merenofclanthot 4d ago

where’s the rhyme

u/Oracle_of_Ages 4d ago

I think they meant mnemonic. It’s not a rhyme. Just a quick phrase that used to be taught to kids.

But apparently not anymore…

u/merenofclanthot 3d ago

I was poking fun at him for misusing the word rhyme while making fun of education, correct.

u/GlobalWarminIsComing 4d ago

A e i o u and sometimes y, but only if it says e or i

u/merenofclanthot 3d ago

Nahhhh if that i rhymes with the letter y, what about tryst/cyst etc?

u/JigglyBush 3d ago

Tryst and cyst rhyme

u/merenofclanthot 3d ago

Aware.. was giving an example of that y sound

u/VelvetMafia 3d ago

Tryst and cyst are pronounced like trist and sist.

Their ys sound like i

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u/ShmullusSchweitzer 3d ago

It should be "and more often than not, 'y'.

Y usually only makes a consonant sound at the beginning of a syllable (it's a vowel in that very word!). But most examples of 'y' are mid- or end of a syllable.

u/MeThatsnotTaken 3d ago

Ironically, this is not much of a problem centered in the USA. US schooling always mentions Y sometimes being a vowel.

I'm not too sure about other regions like AUS, UK, Canada, and foreign English teachings... But this persons failure on education is apparently a failure on them acknowledging information.

u/Puzzled-Pen-2353 3d ago

If you want to include y, you also have to include all the other optionns.

y, w, ä, etc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vowel

u/MeThatsnotTaken 3d ago

You literally wrote an A.

Broadly speaking, basically anything can be a vowel, I'm pretty sure there are several languages where 'g' and 'n' could technically be vowels or semi-vowels— being a technical vowel is basically boils down to how commonly we use it as a vowel— Y is extremely common as a vowel in English.

u/Puzzled-Pen-2353 3d ago

ä is not a.

u/krosothepoodle 3d ago

Which English word uses ä????

u/MeThatsnotTaken 3d ago

A with an umlaut… is an a.

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

Correct, and neither are a, e, i, o and u

u/HomeGrownCoffee 4d ago

Accept that Y is sometimes a vowel, or a bunch of words don't have a vowel in them.

u/son_of_a_teacher_man 3d ago

I feel like we were always taught “sometimes y” as when it’s a vowel, but weren’t taught when.

If Y starts a word, it is a consonant. If it is anywhere else in the word, it is a vowel. (There are probably exceptions to this rule, but it would have been so easy to teach this as a generality)

u/gmalivuk 3d ago

Yttrium and Ypsilanti, payor, payee, foyer, lawyer.

But yes, usually it's a consonant at the beginning and a vowel elsewhere.

u/son_of_a_teacher_man 3d ago

Good examples, thanks for the correction. Most (English) language rules have exceptions, so I figured I wasn’t thinking of some words

u/Puzzled-Pen-2353 3d ago

If you want to include y, you also have to include all the other optionns.

y, w, ä, etc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vowel

u/HomeGrownCoffee 3d ago

Nah. If someone comes across  cwm or crwth, they can ask about the "missing vowel". No need to add that freakshow vowel case to the standard list.

u/Puzzled-Pen-2353 3d ago

Which is why Y is excluded,

u/HomeGrownCoffee 3d ago

Linguistically, the "sometimes" part of the grade-school lesson doesn't make sense, since the letter y is more commonly pronounced as a vowel. But its consonant sound is unique, and that seems to be why y is more often considered to be a consonant and only "sometimes" a vowel. In other words, we need y more as a consonant in the English language than a vowel.

From Merriam-Webster.

u/SIowGrowth 3d ago

Actually no, you don't have to include things that are not in the english alphabet

u/Puzzled-Pen-2353 3d ago

Those are all vowels...

u/SIowGrowth 3d ago

Wordle, and the English language as a whole, uses the English alphabet. You are including vowels from the Phonetic Alphabet, all of which are represented in English by letters from the English alphabet.

There is no reason to do this at all.

u/No_Sale_4866 4d ago

Well yeah but y isnt traditionally a vowel, again it only is in a select few words 

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

Only because people learn the wrong definition of vowel (schools teaching so simplified it becomes wrong).

u/Caintheconfused 4d ago

The way it was done when I was school aged, "a e I o u and sometimes y" was annoying as hell and a perfect capsulation of learning English

u/Zomby2D 4d ago

As a french speaker this always confused me, since y is a proper vowel in french.

u/rshores9 3d ago

Y does not count as a vowel in English when it’s in the beginning of a word or syllable (there’s probably exceptions). But Y is a consonant in words like “yeah”, “yes”, “yellow”, or “beyond”. When it makes a “yuh” sound

u/TitaniumButtercup 3d ago

The city of Ypsilanti would like a word with you.

u/less_unique_username 3d ago

sometimes A (beauty)

sometimes E (Europe)

sometimes I (view)

sometimes O (colonel)

sometimes U (quick)

sometimes Y (yeet)

FTFY

u/YT__ 4d ago

I'd argue they aren't taught any definition for a vowel. Just the trick that it's typically going to be aeiou and then sometimes y.

I didn't know the definition so I googled it when you mentioned it

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

It is because even that trick is wrong

A.vowel is a sound, not a letter. Hence why the letter y sometimes produces a vowel sound and the latter u sometimes doesn't (making the saying wrong)

u/bleu_waffl3s 4d ago

Makes me wonder if herb starts with a vowel since the h is silent

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

It does, in american english. Same with hour, hence why it is an hour and not a hour

While e.g. europe does not start with a vowel

u/anon0937 4d ago

I never noticed that we say "a European" rather than "an European". Neat

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

Yeah, a/an is a very neat indicator for vowels, only if used correctly of course

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u/dj-megafresh 4d ago

Herb's American pronunciation actually does start with a consonant, the glottal stop. All English words that begin with vowel sounds have that hidden consonant that we don't even recognize until it's pointed out to us because it's so innate. Say the word "apple" and feel how there's a puff of air on the A sound. That's the glottal stop.

u/Lewa358 3d ago

Some people don't pronounce the "h" in "herb"

u/dj-megafresh 3d ago

Yes, the H is a UK/NZ/Australia thing. I was specifically referring to the American pronunciation.

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u/TheCyFi 3d ago

A vowel can be a sound or a letter.

Here’s the definition that aligns with what you’re saying:
> a speech sound produced by humans when the breath flows out through the mouth without being blocked by the teeth, tongue, or lips

But there’s another definition that you’re not accounting for:
> a letter that represents a sound produced in this way

Source: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/vowel

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 3d ago

So you literally proving it is the sound, lol.

Yes, a letter can be used to represent this, that does not make the letter the sound. The difference between "c" representing the speed of light, but not BEING the speed of light.

In any case, the rule is wrong.

u/TheCyFi 3d ago

I'm literally proving that there are two definitions, one of which directly contradicts your repeated claims throughout the thread.

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 3d ago

It doesn't, you just don't understand what it says.

Sorry for that.

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u/Ghuldarkar 4d ago

Arguably y is at baseline a vowel letter and sometimes becomes a consonantic i-sound.

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

The point is: Vowel is a sound, not a letter.

Doesn't matter if it is y or u or anything else

u/MrLumie 3d ago edited 3d ago

The point is: Vowel is a sound, not a letter.

It's both. The standard definition of a vowel (and consonant) does refer to a sound. But common language colloquially uses the term "vowel" and "consonant" to refer to the letters forming said sounds, largely out of necessity. People generally don't talk (or really know) much about phonemes, but they do talk about letters a lot, and the topic of vowels and consonants is largely perceived through the letters that form them. So the definition has been adapted to letters, and behold, we have vowel letters (or just vowels).

You've fallen into the common linguistic pitfall: Definitions are guidelines. Common usage is what truly defines the language, including the meaning of words.

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u/Ghuldarkar 3d ago

I agree. That is why I wrote “vowel letter“ as in that it generally stands for a vowel. I was originally going to write more about how the consonant it makes sometimes is derived from a vocalic root.

u/Hot-Traffic-598 3d ago

Irrelevant.

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 3d ago

What is irrelevant?

u/Stumblerrr 4d ago

It literally is a vowel.

u/soggy-hotdog-vendor 4d ago

Sometimes.

u/Googz52 4d ago

No, y is never a vowel. It sometimes represents a vowel though.

u/Stumblerrr 4d ago edited 4d ago

NA education really fucking sucks huh.

Its literally both. Sometimes reffered to as a "glide".

So yes, y is a vowel. And a consonant too. Its both.

According to research paper Y is a vowel an overwhelmingly many more times than it ever is a consonant.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1207/s15548430jlr3601_5

u/Googz52 4d ago

Glides are not letters they are sounds. If you’re going to cite a Linguistics paper, I need you to actually understand some of the formal terminology of Linguistics.

u/PerpetualProtracting 4d ago

Glides are not letters they are sounds.

Now explain to the class what a vowel is, sparky.

u/Googz52 3d ago

Letters are either consonants or vowels in English.

When you go on Wheel of Fortune, you’re not buying sounds—you’re buying letters.

“I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat.”

Notice “y” is never one of the options.

Not all consonants and vowels are also letters, but all letters are either consonants or vowels.

u/PerpetualProtracting 3d ago

Absolutely incredible to suggest someone learn the rules of linguistics and then come and use Wheel of Fortune as your defense of failing basic linguistics.

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u/Stumblerrr 3d ago

You learned something by memory from school without understanding it and now you are upset that your education is being challenged.

If you would have had actually learned what a vowel is, youd have know that they are sounds and not specific letters.

Asigning certain letters to vowels is just a quick cheat to make undersranding vowels easier. But its not an all encompassing truth.

u/Googz52 3d ago

“Would have had……”

Who failed to learn here, Mr Can’t Conjugate A Verb To Save His Life?

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u/gmalivuk 3d ago

If "vowel" can ever describe letters, then 'y' is a vowel in many words, such as "many".

If it can only describe sounds, then sure, 'y' is never a vowel, but neither are 'a', 'e', 'i', 'o', or 'u'.

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

Technically you are right, as no letter is a vowel but might represent one

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

That is factually wrong

University, Europe. Both start with said letters, yet they don't start with vowels.

u/veri745 4d ago

Y is a vowel in a lot more words than it isn't

u/son_of_a_teacher_man 3d ago

Y is a vowel anytime it is not starting the word. Now you know

u/Substantial-Night866 3d ago

“What are the vowels”
“Aeiou and sometimes y”

u/gmalivuk 3d ago

Well yeah but y isnt traditionally a vowel, again it only is in a select few words

Three of those words include 'y', and it is a vowel in 2 of them.

u/GodOfManyFaces 3d ago

The literary crisis is strong with you eh? Y is more used as a vowel, but the consonant sound a y produces is an original sounds so it also needs to be available as a consonant.

You are allowed to learn nuance to language rules after, say, third grade. Only if you want to though.

u/magpye1983 3d ago

Yeah, if you do NYMPH next, you get to know if there’s an H, M or a P in it, that should eliminate basically the rest of the list if they’re absent, and TRYST is right there.

u/sazzer 4d ago

What's more, because the R is green you know where it goes. If it's not in second position then you've potentially got the answer in 3. (There's quite a few words with no vowels but with the R in second place)

u/jemenake 3d ago

3blue1brown uses exactly that principle in their video “Solving wordle using information theory”, where he argues that the best thing to guess is not the most-likely word, but the word which is expected to reduce the uncertainty of the solution the most.