r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah??

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u/lightning_Mcking29 4d ago

It’s “punishment” because the vowel-dump openers (ADIEU, AUDIO, OUIJA, etc.) are a cheat-code that only works if the answer actually has A/E/I/O/U.

Almost every Wordle does. A handful don’t — they only use Y (MYRRH, NYMPH, GLYPH, TRYST…). Those first two guesses come back all gray, you’ve spent half your lives learning almost nothing, and you’re now staring at a keyboard of unused consonants.

People who hate that optimized style treat the rare no-vowel day as the puzzle slapping the spreadsheet players. That’s the joke.

u/No_Sale_4866 4d ago

I mean it cuts out pretty much every word in the dictionary, since like you said only a handful don’t have vowels

u/DasWarEinerZuviel 4d ago

They have vowels, the y is a vowel in them

u/JamesTheFoxeArt 3d ago

Oh god

u/BlobbyBlueberry 3d ago

Oh god

u/Kitchen-Arm7300 3d ago

Rarely have I seen a joke so wryly executed.

u/Pothperhaps 2d ago

Uhh... peter? Can you also explain this joke within the thread explaining the joke, please?

u/Pothperhaps 2d ago

Oh it was the number of replies. Nvm. I see it now.

u/elkor101 3d ago

Y can be a vowel like in the listed words.

u/eltuna3636 3d ago

Crwth

u/crooth 3d ago

No welsh! 😄

u/Afraid_Success_4836 3d ago

the w is also a vowel here

u/dothemath 2d ago

And cwm, bless the Welsh.

A shame "cwmly" isn't a word.

u/Jazzlike-Leather-726 3d ago

Yeah every word has a vowel sound, in this case represented by the y

u/Meester_Tweester 3d ago

Psst

u/shastaxc 3d ago

Onomatopoeias don't count

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u/magpye1983 3d ago

Yeah, if you do NYMPH next, you get to know if there’s an H, M or a P in it, that should eliminate basically the rest of the list if they’re absent, and TRYST is right there.

u/sazzer 4d ago

What's more, because the R is green you know where it goes. If it's not in second position then you've potentially got the answer in 3. (There's quite a few words with no vowels but with the R in second place)

u/jemenake 3d ago

3blue1brown uses exactly that principle in their video “Solving wordle using information theory”, where he argues that the best thing to guess is not the most-likely word, but the word which is expected to reduce the uncertainty of the solution the most.

u/truce_m3 4d ago

It's certainly not a cheat code, just one strategy.

u/SuperSaiyanBen 4d ago

I imagine this is how people felt when Football unveiled the forward pass lol

u/Muphrid15 4d ago

Vowel dumping has never been the best initial strategy though.

u/Ghostfish1309 4d ago

But it is a strategy. And since it isn’t even the best, according to you, why would anyone even be mad about it?

u/Muphrid15 4d ago

Some people seem to think any attempt to try to solve the game or play optimally (even if it's incorrect or flawed) is against the spirit of the game.

u/ScoutsOut389 4d ago

I just don’t understand that thinking. If the goal is to solve the puzzle, why not optimize for winning? Should I just throw a random 5 letter word out as my opener each time? JAZZY isn’t a great start.

u/DuckWarrior90 4d ago

My GF uses a all vowel openner, and I am more of the "Feel like this", I have guessed at the 1st try 3 times out of 500 , and that feels good.

u/Lartemplar 1d ago

I use the same word cause I fear the day I stop using said word is the day it will be the wordle

u/Grraaavvyyy 3d ago

There are no 5 letter words that are all vowels. 

u/art-blah-blah 11h ago

Bro that’s clearly not what that meant

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u/TheSeventhHussar 3d ago

The thinking goes along the lines of “optimizing isn’t fun, so anyone optimizing is just playing to win, and is a tryhard instead of just having a good time.”

And clearly, that makes it the ‘wrong’ way to play.

Personally, I don’t like optimizing, but I do enjoy beating the average score with a sub-optimal play style, so I appreciate those who do optimize.

u/Gwtheyrn 2d ago

Some people enjoy min/maxing.

u/Underdog_1337 3d ago

Yeah, but you’ll never get JAZZY in one guess unless you open with it every time 🤷🏻‍♂️

u/halfasleep90 3d ago

But you’ll never get AUDIO first guess unless you open with it every time, so it works out

u/Crazed_Chemist 4d ago

The individuals' answer is interesting, but unsatisfying. The "optimal" way to play requires the player know a list of options exists and using first picks based on said list. The vast majority of players might subconsciously know there is a list of options. They have absolutely no way of knowing what is on said list.

u/gmalivuk 3d ago

I doubt the list has changed much since the early days, when it was accessible through the page's source code. I suspect that version is still available in various places online.

u/longshanks_yvr 3d ago edited 3d ago

JAZZY is too easy, JUMBY is legal and much worse.

Edit: actually JAZZY is slightly worse thanks to the repeated letters, but nowhere near the worst possible legal guess: IMMIX!

u/gmalivuk 3d ago

I forget what it's called but there is (or at least once was) a version where you have to follow "hard mode" rules and go the longest you possibly can without getting the word.

I wrote a program to find the guess that would give the least information each turn.

u/bustahemo 3d ago

Because vowels don't tend to make it any easier to determine the word.

Statistically, you're better off without a vowel dump and instead look for common constanants as well.

SALET > CHOIR tend to lead to an answer faster than OUIJA, or those other common vowel dumps.

u/ReachPrestigious5048 3d ago

unironically yes

u/65rytg 3d ago

I use penis. Not even too bad of a starter

u/Dolthra 3d ago

If the goal is to solve the puzzle, why not optimize for winning?

Not that I have anything against people who play Wordle differently than me, but it's because the optimized beginning words essentially remove the whole puzzle. Unless they're specifically using a word to circumvent optimized words, almost anyone can complete the Wordle using the same three letter finding words to start out with. If you're the type to brag about getting the Wordle, and you don't use letter scouting words, it's probably annoying to encounter people who completed the puzzle using what you consider a "cheat code."

Of course, this stems mostly from people feeling like completing the Wordle at all is something to brag about.

u/numbersthen0987431 3d ago

Sure, why not?

I've gotten 1 word guesses by being random, and even 2 word guesses.

As long as your first word has 5 unique letters, there's very little difference between a "smart" opener and a random one.

Trying Adieu doesn't help you much for words that use the same letter 3 times (like araba or eerie).

u/definitelyTonyStark 3d ago

Depends on your version of fun. Me and my wife always play the wordle together every night. I’m an optimizer and love getting it in 2 or 3, but my wife goes off of vibes and often chooses a word that relates to something that happened in our day. My inclination is to optimize everything, and that may be more satisfying when it works, but honestly her way is actually funner overall. I also do think her way makes you a better player as we more unique situations and have to use more unique words. We also play on hard mode, which is when you have to use your yellow (in a new spot) or green letters instead of using 5 new letters.

We’re not trying to be competitive, though. Like if you really want to be #1 wordler, or just love using every ounce of strategy to get a few percentage points, by all means go for it and I mean that genuinely.

u/Lartemplar 1d ago

I have a coworker who has 100% and he rarely uses the same word. He scares me

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u/omarsoso 4d ago

Im intrigued. Whats the best strategy

u/Muphrid15 4d ago

There are many articles on this with slightly different methods and ideas, but the basic concept was that the words in the Wordle solution list and accepted guess list used to be known, so you could pretty much brute force solve it. A good first guess should, on average, yield as few remaining solutions as possible.

Words like ADIEU are good but not top-tier. There are some common words like RAISE, SLATE, CRANE that are better, and some obscure words like ROATE. Again, it depends on who you ask and when, since the solution list is now secret, but in general, eliminating some common consonants seems more powerful than four vowels. The U in ADIEU is not particularly valuable since almost no words end in U.

u/HotBeesInUrArea 3d ago

This still doesn't say what you think top tier is, just more "no that way is wrong."

u/Muphrid15 3d ago

Demonstrating that one strategy is the unequivocal best is hard.

Demonstrating that several are significantly better than vowels first is something you can have much more confidence in.

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u/_Tychonic_ 4d ago

Its actually statistically one of the worst opening strategies, so I read this tweet as someone mad because they thing vowel-dumping is stupid and low-skill lmao

u/burnalicious111 3d ago

Because those people are dumb

To call something that isn't even optimal "cheating" is just dumb

u/LeonidasSpacemanMD 3d ago

I’ve found that the best strategy is to Google what the wordle answer is and then try that word

u/Muphrid15 3d ago

Reminds me of the AI learning to play video games research. It was graded on how long in real time it lasted before defeat, so the model learned to press Pause.

u/bombergirl97 3d ago

"The only winning move is not to play"

u/iwantsalmon2015 3d ago edited 3d ago

Depends on the mode. Vowel dumping can def get you into trouble in the advanced mode where you have to use clues.

Also it depends on how you weight your “score” based on how many guesses it takes you.

u/r93e93 3d ago

the best initial strategy is to go with PARTY because that way you're honoring adore delano

u/LetterheadPerfect145 3d ago

What's the best strategy /gen

u/QueenOfQuok 3d ago

What is the best initial strategy?

u/definitelyTonyStark 3d ago

Key consonants with key vowels like t, n, s, r with e, a, i are best. Someone mathematically figured out Trace is the best word to start and the official wordle bot starts with Slate

u/jrec15 4d ago

It's a bad strategy imo. Vowels have the highest hit ratio and that's why people do this, but they don't help identify words as much as knowing key consonants. Planning first words around the most popular consonants i find to work much better.

u/SoKerbal 4d ago

This person knows ball.

u/ApolloFireweaver 3d ago

Key consonants is why I usually start with Chase or something similar - two different vowels and common consonants help a lot in the first couple rounds

u/Free_Possession_4482 3d ago

Agreed. Getting a yellow 'E' in your first guess is just this side of useless.

u/CaptainFeltch 3d ago

Yes, which is why AUDIO players specifically play AUDIO

u/disagreeabledinosaur 3d ago

Yes, also it's generally relatively easy to find a word 2 that includes whatever you get from audio, an s/t/r and an e.

u/Decent-Entry-9803 3d ago

The wordle bot seems to think SLATE is the best opener

u/Background_Relief815 3d ago

Lol, that's funny to me because I invented "stale" on my own, but I usually prefer "rates" because I like "r" more, and I like to check the second-last for "e" (for 'ed and 'er endings mostly, but it's a common spot) and the last for "s" for plurals. But I try for every word after the first usually (which I also try technically), I also just make sure to cover my bases.

 If I have something like "ba_ed" and barely have other letters, I'll have to attempt a catch word (like stork) to check a bunch of letters together. 

u/Matt_Bunchboigehs 3d ago

I got extremely lucky this morning for starting of with JUICE.

u/Surreptitious_Spy 3d ago

I usually go with STARE.

u/Jalapenodisaster 3d ago

Statistically maybe. I'm pretty sure s, t, a, and e are top 10 most frequent letters in the english language. Maybe it slices even better when restricting for only 5 letters

u/Number127 3d ago

Just remember: ETAOIN SHRDLU

u/Gladys_Wines 3d ago

Stern is my usual first word for this reason.

u/Background_Relief815 3d ago

That's a nice one. If I were still playing I might have to steal this (I switched from audio to rates for this reason, which kept the a and e, but gave me most of the wheel of fortune letters (RSTLNE)

u/JonnyActsImmature 3d ago

When I'm feeling competitive I tend to switch between a small rotation of openers like "spare" and "slate".

u/CuddleWings 3d ago

I’ve always thought it was a terrible strategy. It’s much easier to guess the vowels when you know the consonants than it is to guess the consonants when you know the vowels.

u/HerculesIsMyDad 4d ago

"You're playing the online word game wrong, Grandma! And you call yourself a gamer?"

u/clamsandwich 3d ago

Funny you say that because when you type in "wordle" into the MS Edge browser, the little search browser thingy that pops up says 

Wordle, Video Game 

u/semboflorin 2d ago

Heh, I'm old enough that "video game" means you need a digital device to play it. Doesn't matter what the style, genre or type of game is. It's a video game if it requires a screen.

I guess Google and I are just old.

u/HotBeesInUrArea 3d ago edited 3d ago

I want to see the win rate of the guy who refuses to use vowels in his opener on sheer principle that he's so much better than the people who use the vowel search strat. 

u/TheNi11a 3d ago

It’s not refusing to use vowels, it’s not always starting with the same word. I use random starting words every game. I think it’s more fun that way.

u/atastycooky 3d ago

We out here I was so excited I got it in 2!

u/bombbodyguard 4d ago

Ya, follow the bots strategy. That’s what I do and my skill has improved.

u/sdwoodchuck 3d ago

Tale as old as time, brought to you by the “throwing is cheap and the sniper rifle is for noobs” committee.

u/Erichteia 4d ago edited 4d ago

Funnily enough, from a mathematical pov, having no vowels is one of the answers with the most information possible. There are very few legal words with only a 'Y'. So knowing within 2 guesses that it's one of the few is enormously informative.

If you're interested, we measure the 'information' something contains as -log(P), with P the probability that this is the answer. The lower P is, the higher the information contained in this answer. Only Y is very unlikely, so massively informative.

Intuitively, you can see this as follows: if I say that someone is either male or female, that's not very informative, as this is the case for most people (i.e. P is high). If I say someone is male, black, 25y old, has an Italian accent, wears a pink T-shirt and is bald, that's massively informative: it is very unlikely that you'll meet someone else on the street that matches that description. So low probability hits are very informative (although on average, you get the most possible information by chasing 50/50 answer, as it's unlikely that a very specific description will hit, so you're more likely getting the answer that someone is not a black, 25y old male etc., which is not at all informative).

u/RanchoCuca 3d ago

Trying to eliminate as many vowels as possible upfront is not a particularly good strategy. For instance, NYTimes's WordleBot rates "adieu" as only a 79/100 skill rating as an opener (the lower the number of expected turns needed to solve after playing the word in a given scenario, the higher the skill rating. And it's even worse if you play in hard mode, where it gets a skill rating of 59/100 as an opener. There are +100 single-vowel words that are better openers.

u/luchajefe 2d ago

I wonder if 'solve inside of 6 turns' versus 'solve in fewest turns' has different considerations mathematically.

u/Erichteia 3d ago

True, but this is because the average information gained from adieu is low. I didn’t say anything about optimal guesses (defined by Σp log(p), just that low probability outcomes like no vowels are super informative IF they hit. If adieu is all gray, you get a lot of information (low probability). But on average, you’ll almost always get a hit that there is, eg, an a or e in the word. Many words have that, and you have little consonants to specify further.

The reason adieu is a bad guess, is that vowels are heavily dependent: the probability of an I given that there already is an a and e is much lower than the a priori probability of an I (you only have so many places for vowels). And vice versa, if there is no a or e, there almost always is an i or o. So adding I along with e and a is pretty uninformative, much better to add in common consonants to eliminate a lot of other words (s,l,t,r). This is why slate is so highly rated: no matter the outcome, you get a lot of information from it. Σp log(p) tends to be highest when there is no outcome better than the others (all p are identical). That is roughly true for slate (and the other top words), so it’s a great starter.

u/ploxathel 4d ago

The problem is, in wordle you can only guess valid words. So how do you continue from here? You can't guess TNHDL to either find or exclude the next likely consonants, which would be the mathematical strategy.

Also most people don't have a list of all words containing only y as vowel ready in their head. They might remember the solution word if they have some more letters as clues, but they can't produce all remaining options out of the blue.

Therefore, many people will have to use words with vowels to confirm or exclude the next consonants. And using already excluded vowels once again, is a waste of guesses.

u/Erichteia 3d ago

Your search space is pretty low. So you just try to eliminate as many remaining words as possible. I’d just play nymph and see from there.

u/SpaghettiiSauce 3d ago

They have a green R, so depending on where they placed the R, there's only one possible answer: either MYRRH or TRYST. But yea, I guess most people don't know that these are the only possible words

u/Fiona175 3d ago

If you only have vowels cut out, Nymph guarantees the solution in 2. If it's Nymph, it's correct, if it's Glyph, the ph are correct and the y is misplaced, if it's Myrrh, the y and h are correct, and if it's Tryst, the y is misplaced and no other letters are correct.

Actually looking into it, I believe all of the four are able to force the correct answer. Tryst connects to Myrrh singularly with R's and Glyph singularly with its y location, and if neither of those are correct, it's Nymph. Glyph works almost identically to Nymph. Myrrh connects o Nymph with its y, Tryst with its R's, and Glyph without either.

u/ploxathel 3d ago

There are more words that only have y as vowel. You are probably right and those are not in the list of possible solutions, only in the allowed list of guesses. But using the list of possible solutions and let a computer filter out the only remaining solutions is basically cheating.

u/those-who-goon 3d ago

Just wanna clarify, you only get the large amount of information when the unlikely thing actually happens, if you guess 'myrrh' and it comes back all grey, you get very little information

u/Erichteia 3d ago

Oh yes that’s what I meant in the ending. Average information of a guess is -Σp log(p). It’s maximised when all potential outcomes of a guess have roughly the same probability.

u/hdholme 4d ago

I'm genuinely confused... is the point not to guess the word? How could using a "vowel dump opener" at all be considered a cheat code? Are you just supposed to try like 5 random words you feel like trying that day and if none of them hit you just give up?

u/Similar-Climate5168 4d ago

Indeed. Why would you hate people using a sensible strategy to guess a word quicker in a game where you are supposed to guess the word quickly?

u/BrandosWorld4Life 3d ago

Because that's likely not what's going on. It's probably the exact opposite.

OOP could easily be hating on vowel-rushers because it ISN'T a sensible strategy. It's actually very bad.

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u/SeeminglySleepless 4d ago

It is, but people will always find a way to establish "skill gaps" or a "this is the optimal/correct way to do this" in order to feel superior to others. Generally, just ignore whatever opinion people give online regarding how you should engage with your hobbies.

However from my understanding there can be a great deal of skill involved in wordle. I've seen 1 or 2 videos of a guy who I thought was some kind of linguist use his knowledge to make some impressive, seemingly educated, guesses. That's awesome to see.

u/sessamekesh 3d ago

It's a decent strategy masking as a good one. I think the thing that's funny is how bad it fails in cases like this. 

You need two guesses to cover all the vowels, and by then you have very little extra information except which vowels are in a word - you basically waste an entire guess on "oh but it HAS to have a vowel and I need to know which one!"

The ideal opener is "CRANE".

u/hdholme 3d ago

I was gonna point out that it wasn't a waste, you do actually neee to guess SOMETHING to start the game. But thanks for the video, will check out

u/KingDarkBlaze 3d ago

My favorite trifecta opener is SLANT CIDER BOUGH, but I only do CIDER if SLANT gives nothing, and BOUGH if CIDER gives nothing. 

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u/NorthGodFan 4d ago

You say it gives no information, but there are more words with only one of those vowels than there are without any. that's a ton of information.

u/Rd_Svn 4d ago

With the exact information from this post (aeiousp missing, r in the right place) there are only 3 possible solutions. If the r was at 3 or 4 there's even only one word left. I'd say that's pretty much well played.

u/Goodspirits2 4d ago

Hang on a second, I'm 99% sure this reply is AI... And nobody has mentioned it

Either this is a bot, or you must've copied the post into AI and told it to spit out a comment for you?

Dead Internet theory, pretty soon we won't be able to tell...

u/Background_Sky8905 3d ago

I think you’re right. I’m taking this as my sign to log off and go to the gym.

u/Worldly-Mud-2600 3d ago

yep was going to say this

u/Jay2Kaye 3d ago

Shit you're right. Copyleaks returns 100% AI generated. What gave it away?

Edit: emdash. of course.

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u/OneFootTitan 4d ago

It’s not even that optimal a style. Every analysis of Wordle technique suggests that vowel-heavy openers are a bad play

u/no_usernames_avail 4d ago

Yes, knowing that the word has an a instead of an e isn't really helpful. It's much easier to figure out which vowels once you know a couple consonants than the other way around.

u/Dumaes03 4d ago

I don't use openers like that but for the people that do it's a "cheat code" to use a word that gets lot of info now?

u/RenTroutGaming 4d ago

Classic dichotomy of the "min/max" players vs. the "fun vibes" players that we see across tons of games.

u/seymore_option 4d ago

I still remember Myrrh, never been so mad at a wordle before

u/TenebTheHarvester 4d ago

Learning nothing? You’ve learned vast amounts, it’s got vanishingly few options left if you can discount every word with a vowel.

u/GarlicMayosaurus 4d ago

Wich is why I always do AUDIO, then BREYS. Covered all the vowels and no overlapping letters. Then I guess from there...

No I'm not fun at parties.

u/HortonFLK 2d ago

I’m fond of RAISE and then COUNT. Depending on what clues I get, I may try to sneak in a Y in some of the following answers.

u/turnsout_im_a_potato 4d ago

Ooo tryst is a word ida never guessed

u/Big_Niel0802 4d ago

Little do they know, the true best cheat code is starting with "SAINE" or "SALET"

u/jnkangel 4d ago

It’s sometimes why non English wordle is so hard. brnkl is a legit Czech word 

u/tHollo41 4d ago

Worst one is SLYLY. Double Y and double L

u/christopher_mtrl 4d ago

those first two guesses come back all gray, you’ve spent half your lives learning almost nothing

You've learned that the word is one of

A handful don’t — they only use Y (MYRRH, NYMPH, GLYPH, TRYST…).

So pretty valuable information...

u/Ickypoopy 4d ago

I wonder if the wordle list includes any of the w as a vowel words like crwth...

u/csapka 4d ago

I just use two words that let's me guess every vowel including y, because english is my second language and I need it

u/Nixerm 4d ago

Tbh they aren’t cheat codes, mathematically they aren’t even the best openers (Slate is for anyone curious) so anyone hating on this strat honestly comes across as petty and a hater to me imo

u/transgentoo 4d ago

Grays are just as informative as greens and yellows. I did a deep dive on this last summer, and audio is actually not an optimal word to play as a first guess. If you think of it as a game where the goal isnt to guess the correct word as quickly as possible, but to eliminate as many incorrect words as possible, the optimal words are the ones share the most letters with the most other words, not the words containing the most common letters, because incorrect letters eliminate huge swathes of candidate words.

Consequently, the optimal words to play as a first guess are actually "IRATE" and "ALERT", if you ignore the fact that wordle doesn't reuse words. If you keep track of previously played words, the optimal words actually change over time. I built a little program that plays wordle by shuffling the list of words and playing the ~2300 games necessary to get through all the words, and optimized it for word elimination rather than correct letters, and it was averaging about 3.8 guesses per word on any given run.

u/MyFrogEatsPeople 4d ago

Guessing vowels first is a valid strat.

The OOP is referring to the fact that the person reused dead letters on at least 1 guess. The player should have 9 letters cleared, not 8.

u/_Tychonic_ 4d ago

Its so funny, because my interpretation was hating on people who play the vowel-dump openers because its statistically sub-optimal and low-skill. Vowel-dump openings give you redundant information. If you guess ADIEU and I and U come up grey, you could process of elimination that A and E are likely vowels (or visa versa), and those two slots could have been used on something else.
Combinations of consonants tend to imply certain vowels, but combinations of vowels rarely imply specific consonants.

u/JPgamersmines150 3d ago

Unused consonants and a possible vowel, since y is sometimes a vowel (ex: "rhythms", "lovely", "glyph", "nimph", etc.). Lots people forget that y is sometimes a vowel.

u/False_Rub_3493 3d ago

Oooo im gonna use adieu and glyph, I was using piano and query!

u/wewillwait4this 3d ago

keep in mind that vowel spamming isn't actually optimal play

u/Uffizifiascoh 3d ago

Wryly and dryly too

u/soupykins 3d ago

It’s still valuable to rule out letters too…..

u/skitz20 3d ago

I use Miaou😭

u/iceberger3 3d ago edited 3d ago

I like to do adieu and then story. Pretty much covers the big stuff

u/Hen4246 3d ago

Wordle really became a lot more fun when I started just playing some word that was relevant to what I did five minutes ago.

u/Arthurs_towel 3d ago

The all vowels first isn’t even optimal, at least not on hard mode. Because it’s trivially easy to get a word with almost any vowel and a consonant of choice, and since there are more consonants it’s better to spread and get as many consonants as you can.

Plus it’s boring to use the same word every day. When I played I never used the same starter word over, or at least tried not to.

u/_Salandit 3d ago

I always start with Penis because it's funny. Optimise my ass

u/BroskiPoloski 3d ago

I am sorry but what the f leads you to learn the word myrrh?

u/frank-unknown 3d ago

It's part of the Christmas story. The three wise men bring baby Jesus gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

u/BroskiPoloski 3d ago

Holy shit thats right! I dont know how that slipped my mind

u/wasserdemon 3d ago

This is why I always include y in my 2nd guess

u/-Liriel- 3d ago

That's why I have a two words opener, so I can cover A E I O U and Y.

I mix 3 and 3, they're not always the same words because I get bored.

u/SomethingClick 3d ago

Such concise writing. U good at English

u/clamsandwich 3d ago

I hate people who think like that. It's a game and it affects nobody how you choose to play it. I personally like to start with a different word each time, but I couldn't give a rat's ass if somebody else started with a "cheat" word.

u/PumpkinCake95 3d ago

Follow up AUDIO with TYRES and you get all vowels and the most common consonants. 

u/Toosder 3d ago

I just play randomly for fun now and then. I use a different opening word because I don't care about strategy. I'm just playing for fun. I recently told a friend of mine that I started the day with I don't know, let's say House. Immediately replied with, "House was the answer three months ago, duh".... 

It's a weird obsession but I'll take it over many other obsessions.

u/Ninja0428 3d ago

This tweet is stupid thought because solving from this point would be very easy

u/mohirl 3d ago

Except then you have handful of words to work from ...

u/TheRedSpy96 3d ago

If they allowed 6 letters it could be much worse. Syzygy is a real word.

u/j1mb0 3d ago

It's actually far from optimal play.

u/Time_Spell4014 3d ago

Perfect answer.

u/Grompulon 3d ago

Personally, I've always preferred prioritizing common consonants. Every word has vowels and there is only so many to test. Meanwhile, there are much more consonants to keep track of. I'd rather know 2 consonants and test from a list of 6 vowels versus knowing 2 vowels and testing from a list of 21 consonants.

u/jigokusabre 3d ago

But if you eliminate 10 letters (or 8 in the case of the screen cap), you've a fair bit haven't you? How many 5-letter words have a Y (and in this case R) and no vowels?

u/soggycrumpt 3d ago

You actually learn quite a lot if your first 2 words rules out all vowels.

It means there’s only half a dozen words left.

It’s not even a cheat code. It’s common sense

u/DragonWisper56 3d ago

is it really using a cheat code if it's just how the language works.

u/cjbanning 3d ago

If after two guesses you know that the word has no vowel other than Y, you're in a fairly strong position, to be fair.

I'm not defending vowel-heavy starts, I start with SHIRT and follow that up with FUDGY if it's all grey, but I don't think the above is a good argument against them.

u/pamafa3 3d ago

aren't Y and J also vowels? That's what I was taught, at least

u/MOEverything_2708 3d ago

God forbid people play the way they like

u/Way2trivial 3d ago

disagree Crwth

u/BitterSweetcandyshop 3d ago

Yup I get hate for doing OUIJA followed by STYLE to fill out as mang common letters as possible. I always have tended to approach puzzles from optimization over valuing the "spirit" of the game

u/ThalesofMiletus-624 3d ago

Yeah, but for the experienced players, ruling out the "normal" vowels makes it practically a gimme. The list of five-letter words with only Y's is easy to memorize.

u/SirWaynesworth 3d ago

My starting word is chode because 1) I'm a child and 2) It's going to be hilarious when it happens

u/up2smthng 3d ago

But what is the punishment part

This strategy still provides extremely valuable no-vowels information that is impossible to obtain otherwise

u/ShongLokDong 3d ago

Pious is another one.

u/NBoraa 3d ago

The optimized players are the ones who know that words like "adieu, audio, ouija, etc" aren't actually the starting words that give the most information... so its actually the people who know that its optimal to start with words like salet, crane, raise, etc that contain a mix of the highest-frequency consonants and vowels joking about the people who assert that words like adieu, audio, and especially ouija (j is the least common letter in wordle and u is the least common vowel lmfao) are "good starting words"

u/doktarr 3d ago

ADIEU, et al, is not optimized. Vomiting out a ton of vowels in your early guesses is actually just objectively bad, from either the perspective of solving in fewer steps or the perspective of avoiding getting caught in a weird pattern and actually losing the game. The actual information-theory optimized approaches (such as what the Wordlebot suggests) use a balance of common consonants and vowels, with opening guesses that have 2 vowels like most words do.

The actual advantage that the vowel-dump strategy has is that it's easy to use and makes it easy to come up with guesses. If you're trying to solve the puzzle quickly in time, and don't care about your number of guesses (or failing occasionally), it's fine.

I actually open with either zero vowels (CRYPT is a great opener) or one. This approach is less likely to get quick solves, but is very good at avoiding getting stuck at the end and losing. Currently still at 100% after 1426 solves.

u/Tels315 3d ago

Just wait until they use a word like crwth.

u/enemyofchrist 3d ago

When I played wordle I did words with as much RSTLNE as possible to start, and vowels. I didn’t know other people hated this and I came up with it myself as it appeared to be the most efficient way to complete the puzzle. I never got a single one wrong.

They hate me because I’m a maverick I guess

u/Unit-DS27-Delta 3d ago

And that's why I always follow up ADIEU with STORY. It's actually all six vowels, plus the Wheel of Fortune RSTLNE

u/DDDDo-it-again 3d ago

Also, learning the vowel(s) is not as effective as people think. If you're down to one letter missing, I'd rather be choosing between SHAVE and SHOVE than SHAVE, SHADE, SHARE, SHAKE, SHAPE, SHALE, and SHAME

u/Monte-Cristo2020 3d ago

OUIJA and STERN are my go tos...

u/DrakonofDarkSkies 3d ago

I find hating "optimizing" this strange. Do they think it's a game of luck?

u/GWeb1920 3d ago

Those words aren’t the best openers. It’s failed optimization

u/LughCrow 3d ago

"Almost nothing"

Wtf you mean you've leaned a lot

u/perkiezombie 3d ago

I’ve found SLATE to be a good starter word. I used to use IRATE, ADIEU or AUDIO but it did feel like cheating.

u/QueenOfQuok 3d ago

You call it a cheat code, I call it playing smart.

u/plopliplopipol 3d ago

"a handful don't" "learning almost nothing"...

stupid ai comment

u/Shot-Arugula8264 3d ago

Those first two guesses come back all gray, you’ve spent half your lives learning almost nothing, and you’re now staring at a keyboard of unused consonants.

You’ve eliminated 99.999% of words. In that case it could not have been more helpful.

u/Ruby_Sauce 3d ago

I'd say its more fun to just start a random word every time anyway. It's a fun game, no need to tryhard.

u/Lisper41 2d ago

So you’ve used 2 of your 6 turns learning that it’s now one of 4 possible words? That’s how most of mine go anyway

u/DoctorNightTime 2d ago

If you play wordle and don't think of Y as a vowel, what are you even doing? Royal/suite or soare/unity are good starting combos.

u/DirskRolsk 2d ago

did you copy paste this from an llm?

u/wormy_____ 2d ago

oh thats why everyone lost their shit over myrrh

u/ZhenyaKon 2d ago

I don't get this because if you play A E I O and U in your first two guesses and they all come back gray, you've learned a MASSIVE amount of information. There are not too many English words that use Y as the only vowel.

u/dothemath 2d ago

I wish wordle would open up the Welsh w as a vowel. The only two English words I've seen in dictionaries that use it are cwm (naturally occurring stone ampitheater, like a hanging glacier valley) and crwth, a type of musical instrument.

"Crwth" would be a dastardly wordle add.

u/Lartemplar 1d ago

Odd cause knowing there aren't vowels drastically cuts down on what the word can be too.

u/101TARD 1d ago

I once did that I realized a problem, you got the vowels but little to no consonant to make something, eventually I found 3 words for wordle that uses all vowels and majority of consonants. LEMON, STAIR, PUDGY. I have been using this eversince and managed to solve the wordle of the day

u/thetavious 1d ago

I don't know what a wordle is, so i tried to read comments to find out. I read this one, and even though it is 5am for me and i have not slept yet, i feel driven to go downstairs and take a hearty swig of whiskey straight from the bottle.

I have ceased ny search as I don't want to know anymore. The wordle will remain unknown and that is something that is right in this cursed world.

u/Professional_Toe_387 1d ago

Audio >glyph gives good coverage.
I’d prefer Audio > Rhyme though. Think wheel of fortune rules; RSTLNE are good to start with.

u/Night-Physical 3h ago

You used AI to write this, didn't you.