r/NonPoliticalTwitter 7h ago

Funny Yes, amazing tip

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago

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u/mr_pineapples44 7h ago

How else am I supposed to get 150g of protein every day just in case I go to the gym this afternoon (for the first time in a year, for 20 minutes, to only run on the treadmill)

u/SkepsisJD 5h ago

Hey! I did that recently. Except it was the first time in 15 years and I was walking!

u/LiteralSymbol 4h ago

Good for you for real

u/YoursTrulyKindly 3h ago

Just eat soybeans. They are pretty good. They taste mostly neutral but because your body craves the overdose of protein they taste better. And nothing like peas or red beans or whatever. Chickpeas are good too but only like 20% protein instead of 40%. Just soak dry soybeans overnight then cook for 3 hours and done. Super easy and dirt cheap.

You can even make them hyperpalatable (or for me at least) by breading them and adding onions, garlic, smoked paprika, salt and frying them with some healthy oil.

u/AeneasVII 3h ago

Edemame ❤️

u/mr_pineapples44 2h ago

I was joking - though I am on a high protein diet (150 was an exaggeration - I aim for 90) with greek yoghurt for breakfast, a protein shake for lunch, and meal prepped dinners that aim for ~30g protein. I'm down 12kg since May.

u/YoursTrulyKindly 2h ago

Yeah I assumed lol, I just wanted to share. Congrats on the diet goals!

u/Jeo_1 36m ago

Thank you, Kindly

u/Commercial-Co 4h ago

Protein style double double

u/anonybaus 49m ago

If you have a blender, make a shake. Put some avocado, milk, and frozen berries. I have one everyday for the last year and it's delicious, feels like a treat every time.

u/TheChadStevens 5h ago edited 4h ago

I still don't get why so many people use a threadmill. Just go outside and run?

Edit: yes, obviously bad weather is a good reason, but I see the same amount of people on it during the best of weather.

u/sowinglavender 5h ago

personally i have a condition where i can abruptly run out of energy, so i like being able to stop and be in the same place i started instead of risking getting stranded. i used to just pass out on people's lawns but apparently that's impolite.

u/Heavy_Pea_7614 5h ago

The weather isn’t perfect everywhere in the world all the time? I live in Wisconsin and it snows for like 8 months out of the year

u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 5h ago

It can depend on weather. Around here trying to run outside in the day is a good way to get heatstroke.

u/MCpoopcicle 5h ago

Easier on the knees.

u/mr_pineapples44 5h ago

But then you don't get the stats, unless you use an app or a smartwatch. And sometimes it's raining or too hot out there.

u/WhiteSock_ 4h ago

I had knee surgery and a treadmill is a lot easier on my joints

u/TheChadStevens 4h ago

Because you can hold yourself up?

u/WhiteSock_ 4h ago

No, that would be a terrible running technique.

It’s just softer than concrete and perfectly even, without potholes and curbs.

u/CampbellsBeefBroth 4h ago

It's still 90 degrees outside bro

u/Anthr30YearOldBoomer 4h ago

Ever heard of air conditioning?

u/TheChadStevens 4h ago

No! Do tell me more

u/Anthr30YearOldBoomer 4h ago

It's...pretty cool.

u/nairdaleo 4h ago

It’s hot as balls outside, it’s cold as hell outside, it’s raining, gotta go uphill when I’m too tired, downhill isn’t helping the exercise at all… don’t get me wrong, I enjoy going out for long walks and hiking, but I can easily do 600 Cal on a treadmill indoors, in about half the time it takes to do it outside, it’s just much more efficient, and can be quite enjoyable: watch a bit of a movie/show/read book.

u/BLOODYRAIN10001 3h ago

Here there's no sidewalks or places to really get your run on unless you want to risk getting run over or drive some miles away to a trail.

u/Klorg 2h ago

I've had people yell at me and throw stuff at me. I tried it during the day and late at night and it was unpleasant

u/Moltke_ 7m ago

The answer is meat.

u/WinnieGraves 7h ago

u/RockDoveEnthusiast 6h ago

me, when seeing a joke in written form

u/cowslaw 6h ago

It's just like the class I took in community college on writing jokes, I dropped it after the lesson on setups. The professor is so old

u/WinnieGraves 6h ago

in my defense, I am very stoned. very stoned, and very self admittedly stupid.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZechFo0yBIQpEve1Sm

u/Mama_Mega 7h ago

This is just a branch of my patented Toothpaste Diet. It's easy: any time you a hankering, you brush your teeth. You'll still be hungry, but nobody has an appetite when they can still taste the toothpaste in their mouth.

u/greeneggiwegs 6h ago

Also if you brush your teeth too much, you won’t have teeth after a while, which will also make you eat less.

u/florifierous 5h ago

That is also technically weight loss so win-win!

u/Cheezeball25 6h ago

That's quitter talk right there. I'll down an entire breakfast of pancakes and orange juice right after brushing my teeth with the mintiest toothpaste I can get. Skill issue

u/MaraiaLou 6h ago

Stop the mint slander

u/SukiSilky 6h ago

Agree lol

u/Mrs0Murder 6h ago

Look I literally had this exact thought earlier today.

Bored and wanting to eat? Maybe I should just brush my teeth instead. I'll be good for at least an hour.

u/SAINTnumberFIVE 1h ago

I feel that this is inappropriate place to share that, for a brief period of time, Colgate had their own line of TV dinners. They did not do well.

u/Sad-Drama530 1h ago

Try orange juice after brushing. It's awful.

u/CutinCheeshurgers 6h ago

I just made snickerdoodles with vanilla protein powder yesterday, pretty good
https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

u/SukiSilky 6h ago

Haha nice

u/NRMusicProject 4h ago

I make French toast or oatmeal with protein powder, and both turn out pretty good. You have to learn how to use it, and adjust recipes, and sometimes use different powders. I use chocolate powder for oatmeal, and plain whey for French toast. Both meals have like 35g of protein, and 400 and 600 calories, respectively, when I add all my other fixins. Lost 45 pounds, and gained good amount of muscle with this. (Also, eating at a deficit and working out, of course).

u/nik-nak333 4h ago

How do you add protein powder to French toast?

u/NRMusicProject 4h ago

I use the brand Raw Organic Whey (and I might be stopping since it's gone up like 30 bucks for the 5lb package in the last two years...and they can't even be assed to put it in a standard jar like most...just one of those bags with the questionable off-brand Ziploc that you can't trust), and it's 25g of the powder, 100g of milk, 1 egg, and 8g of sucralose. It's a little thicker and doesn't penetrate the bread, but I noticed a lower heat and a slow cook, like around 2 minutes on a side, it's quite pleasant.

I top with sugar free syrup, walnuts, and whatever fruit I have on hand. And on the topic of sugar free syrup, I have a friend who's proud of how "nothing gets by me in tasting, and I caught Pizza Hut's recipe change before they announced it." He had no clue which syrup I put on, but somehow he still repeats how he hates the taste of it.

I know a common way to make high protein French toast is using a shit ton of egg whites, but the protein powder is (and probably still is) cheaper.

u/TX_B_caapi 7h ago

You didn’t add enough protein syrup.

u/poopyshoes24 5h ago

His mom ate it all

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u/FewPosition878 6h ago

sounds like literal torture

u/158cm_Otaku 6h ago

There’s already protein in the beans AND rice man

u/autistic_homo 7h ago

Recommendation for this for me personally is a 3:1 mix. Ex. Recipe calls for 2 cups of pancake mix. Use 1.5 cups of pancake mix and .5 cups of protein powder. You won't even notice a difference.

u/TripleThreat1212 6h ago

One thing I’d add, is with whey protein they may come a bit thinner than you are used to. To fix this use a mix of whey and Casein which works great, but I understand not everyone will want to keep two types around

u/ZaraReid228 3h ago

Tried doing it with porridge and it was like I had poured a cup of sand in it. Even when I cooked it in and mixed it I could feel the individual protein powder grains inside of it. Might have to try pancakes next time.

u/Katrina_18 6h ago

What brand do you use? When I do that I feel like the texture of anything ends up so dry and dense and chalky.

u/SukiSilky 6h ago

Hmm worth a try

u/DontAskAboutMyButt 4h ago

Sometimes I make overnight oats with vanilla protein powder, oat milk, and vanilla Greek yogurt. Mix some peanut butter in the next morning and it tastes like peanut butter pie

u/luusyphre 4h ago

Or just eat 1 less pancake and have a shake.

u/Chamrockk 6h ago

Maybe get some good quality protein powders ? I do quarter banana + oats + vanilla protein power + one egg + little bit of salt + little bit of frozen blueberries + milk or water, mix everything for 1 min or so, it's quite good.

u/butt_shrecker 7h ago

The Kodiac pancakes are tasty and have a decent amount of protein

u/Knotted_Hole69 41m ago

All of them and I mean all of them taste like what i imagine indian cow shit tastes like.

u/FistThePooper6969 7h ago

So true, turns the pancakes into bricks with shitty artificial flavouring

u/ivorella 6h ago

Lmao my fiancee does this and actually does eat them

u/SukiSilky 6h ago

Gym bros are different

u/ivorella 6h ago

My fiancee isn't a gymbro, they're just careful about what they eat and can't get a lot of protein in apparently.

u/SnarkyIguana 6h ago

I started putting a little bit of protein powder in my morning coffee and it's actually pretty good. It's also cinnabon flavored though so I guess that helps lol

u/AuntRhubarb 5h ago

How much are you using, it's probably too much. Just use a few tablespoons, and maybe an extra egg, and call it a day.

u/gotaflattire 5h ago

Must have used a bad flavor or something because I've had good luck mixing protein powder into pancakes.

u/Dr-McLuvin 5h ago

My wife recently got some high protein pasta and it’s honestly not bad.

u/tacotickles 5h ago

Protein pancakes are one of the foods that actually taste essentially indistinguishable for the normal thing

u/Incelligentsia 4h ago

Vanilla Protein powder with instant coffee and milk. Make it strong and you would hardly be able to smell or taste the protein powder.

u/thatwentBTE 4h ago

Dude, everyone is so obsessed with protein intake. It's crazy. You shouldn't need to supplement your protein if you eat a balanced diet. The same way that you do not have to have meat every meal, you do not need protein every meal.

u/touristssyndrome 3h ago

glp1's change the calculus - reduced caloric intake means higher percentage of protein is needed to reduce muscle loss with the weight loss

u/HappyPlatypus6034 3h ago

I'm working on losing weight and need it to make me feel fuller for longer. I usually just put a lot in a smoothie though

u/davidwpath 4h ago

LMFAO!

u/garden-farms 3h ago

WE NEED FIBER LMAO. I will never understand the protein craze and how it’s lived for this long

u/the_drum_doctor 3h ago

I always fry my kale in avocado oil - it makes it easier to scrape into the garbage can.

u/Simon_Drake 1h ago

There's an advert with a woman saying how delicious her protein powder is. "Its a high protein, organically sourced, all natural beef (pause) organ blend" because if she said "beef organ" while pouring the powder into a chocolate milkshake it would make people vomit. That's nasty as fuck. Ground up offal and spare cow livers and kidneys all dried into a powder and put into your breakfast? That's disgusting.