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[u/Seaf-og]

[u/jerrrrremy]

Not a fair comparison. Jabba could at least put together a coherent thought.

[u/Socialcarnivore → u/jerrrrremy]

And Jabba didn't have plans to erect a horrendous monument to his idiocy for all to see

[u/NichtFBI → u/Socialcarnivore]

And Jabba was actually in the field, sometimes collecting his own bounty.

[u/WA2TX]

Imagine if they also made Jabba a total idiot, the truth is even more unbelievable.

[u/Andre-Mercelet → u/WA2TX]

You mean like you?

[u/WA2TX → u/Andre-Mercelet]

More projection from MAGA, I love it.

[u/clarkster → u/Andre-Mercelet]

So easy to trigger you snowflakes 🤣

[u/skratch]

Insisting on renaming shit the Gulf of Tatooine, New Tatooine, etc

[u/LibertarianOutlaw]

There’s a lot of idiots and cruel people in the world, but especially right here in the good old USofA.

[u/night0x63 → u/LibertarianOutlaw]

U s AND a

[u/Socialcarnivore]

"Ogh gho gho gho"

[u/FactorCreepy4074]

All jokes aside they were something to be feared in their war prime

[u/Jorge_the_vast]

You don't know teen Jabba, he could have been a complete badass and he only got fat later after amassing this fortune. Let's see that movie!

[u/BeardFalcon → u/Jorge_the_vast]

Isn't that basically Jabba's buff gladiator son from the newest movie?

[u/Remarkable-Ad2285]

It’s science fiction til it’s not

[u/Ok_Fox_1770]

First Star Wars anything was my uncles VHS recording of Jedi, Probably paperview, but was like what in the cool muppet show is this!? And then worked backwards as usual thru tapes. Big day when that 3 pack VHS trilogy dropped. OG cuts haha

[u/techman710]

We could have really used Carrie Fisher to come back and do her thing on our current big fat monster.

[u/psychicesp]

I mean I don't get it, but it's clearly possible

[u/Savings-Activity-117]

I salute you. Perfect.

[u/punchbag]

The Emperor has no diapers.

[u/5ShortBlast]

My favorite part is we all know exactly what OP is talking about 😂

[u/Hardself1]

I Mean yeah Star Wars Knew power 🔋 can fuel obesity bahahaha Henry VIII England~350 lbs Winston Churchill UK~250 lbs William Howard Taft US~330lbs King George IV UK~280 lbs Kim Jong Un North Korea~308 lbs Queen Victoria UK~200+ lbs (90+ kg) (45" waistband at 5'0") Egypt: Ptolemy VIII, Hatshepsut, King Farouk

[u/Scar_Kurat]

Yeah bud this joke doesn't make sense if you know the most basic of star wars

[u/DeathParty-Zomboid]

I've heard that his species was fast and powerful, maybe he is just a glutton and really out of shape.