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u/epoch16245 1d ago
Thatās one of the few times he actually said something factual.
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u/artguydeluxe 1d ago
Is that an actual quote?? I really canāt tell anymore.
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u/bedyeyeslie 1d ago
Yes it is. He blabbered on about most people donāt know thereās a B in dumb.
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u/Virgurilla 1d ago
Well he passed the dementia exam he probably knows lots of things, lots of things very impressive things actually
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u/DueAd197 1d ago
Yes, multiple times. It's in his rotation during his rallies attacking "Dumbocrats"
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u/epoch16245 1d ago
Oh idk. It is factual. I donāt know if he said it.
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u/neutrino71 1d ago
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u/ScarrlyFarrly 3h ago
Did you only listen to first of it tho. Sounds like it.. a bad policy only comes from dumb people like democrats who did the dumb policy: man critical thinking isnt your fortƩ.
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u/neutrino71 3h ago
Is reading your fortƩ? People were asking if DJT said "a lot of people don't know that dumb has a b" so I found and linked video of him saying it.
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u/ActorMonkey 15h ago
Itās a question. So, Iām not sure youāre 100 correct there. He was fact checking I think.
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u/Moist_Amount_106 1d ago
donald trump voice - some say I have the best quotes, maybe the greatest quotes of all time š
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u/Helpful_Ad8351 23h ago
It is not hard to find something dumb that anyone has said. It is very easy. It is however very difficult to find anything intelligent trump has ever said
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u/yomamma3399 1d ago
I want a super cut of all the stupidest shit heās said. Beep, bop, boop, Bing!
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u/Housedownboots86 1d ago
And has been saying it since around May. Whenever he gets the chance whoever he is talking to he has to say āmost people donāt know dumb has a Bā
Which means he never knew it, he was told, and then assumed everyone else was as dumB as him and didnāt know a basic four letter word. Well, maybe his base didnāt know and were amazed by his enlightened words
God. I. Hate. This. Fucking. Timeline.
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u/chrisnavillus 21h ago
You could probably make a hundred of these with different dumb donny quotes. Also though- fuck Reagan.
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u/MilesHobson 1d ago edited 14h ago
Letās not forget hereās an āEā in potato.
Edit: Caught a mistype, oops. Should have written āā¦thereās an āEā in potatoā
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u/NoCard753 22h ago
That was Dan Quayle.
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u/MilesHobson 16h ago
Yes, Vice President of the United States, J. Danforth Quayle heir to the San Diego Union newspaper fortune spelled potato with an āEā and today runs *Carvana*.
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u/possumallawishes 17h ago
"All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets."
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u/MikaelAdolfsson 1d ago edited 13h ago
"My cock is hugeātake a look!" ā Lyndon Johnson probably.
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u/Drew_of_all_trades 19h ago
I genuinely wonder what is the smartest, most presidential thing heās ever said? Thereās a million quotes that would work as a punchline for this joke, has he ever said anything inspiring or profound as president?
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u/possumallawishes 17h ago
"He goes, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery's now underwater, and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there, by the way a lot of architects lately did on this. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren't really that angry. They bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were they were not hungry, but they misunderstood who she was.
These people are crazy. He said, There's no problem with sharks. They just didn't really understand. A young woman swimming now really got decimated, and other people to a lot of shark attacks, they said, so there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards. Or here, do I get electrocuted? If the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?
Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer. He said, you know, nobody's ever asked me that question. I said, I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I do, if there was a short where you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time I'm not getting near the shore. So we're going to end that."
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u/Aeg0nLandesk0g 17h ago
Dubya: Fool me once, shame on... you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again
Also Dubya: I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe, I believe what I believe is right.
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u/ClubSoda 15h ago
Dubya did the worst thing exiting Iraq completely after toppling Saddam and his regime. Had he stayed and enforced a temporary US military and political subjugation as we did successfully in Germany and Japan and South Korea, Iraqis would have been a lot happier.
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u/Anxious-Figure-337 15h ago
My favorite Trump quote is- "I'll be dating her in 10 years" when referring to a 10 year old girl.
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u/congratz_its_a_bunny 12h ago
Don't include reagen in this, he's a bastard, even if he does have a memorable quote.
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u/Ok_Law219 11h ago
The graph looked like it might be a line, but then it was clear it was a parabolic arc.
I think we've hit the basement.
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u/Islanduniverse 1d ago
I never liked that JFK quote. It sounds like a deepity to me. The government takes our tax dollars, and we should absofuckinglutely ask them what they are going to do for us with our tax dollars. We should demand they use that money for the good of all.
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u/doctorwhy88 18h ago
Conversely, I like it, but I expect the people in our government to also follow it.
My issueās not with the quote but with the apparent double standard.
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u/gobbledeezharblez 9h ago
Do some Biden quotes
I let children play with my legs.
We killed social security.
I showered with my daughter!
Jill get off the pool boy.
Here's a pardon (says thousands of times)
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u/Andre-Mercelet 8h ago
Let's see...
He graduated Wharton, built a real estate empire, produced a TV reality series that ran for 14 seasons, authored a book that spent 48 weeks on the best seller list including 13 weeks at the top, defied the longest odds to attain the pinnacle of success in the US, ran a successful presidency despite no prior political experience and won the presidency a second time capturing all seven swing states.
And he's being called dumb by people who do nothing but sit on their fat asses all day, probably in their parents' basements, contribute nothing, and spread hatred on social media in vain attempts to bring meaning to their pathetic lives.
I guess that about sums it up.
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u/davidtheginger 5h ago
"Successful" how, again? He's introducing every reason for our economy to crumble and our justice system to self-contradict in spectacular fashion time and time again over the course of two very polarized, fear-mongering times in office.
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u/Andre-Mercelet 5h ago
Actually no, it's the Democrats who have done that. The economy during his first term was doing well until COVID, when Democrats crashed it, and is doing fine now, according to the CEOs of JP Morgan, Citigroup and Bank of America.
As for the justice system, get real. Fake felony charges, fake rape charge, open borders, sanctuary cities and federal enforcement being massively interfered with.
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u/davidtheginger 5h ago
Oof. You really can tell when someone's parroting only the stuff they've heard from the uneducated. Know who else does that?
Congrats. You sound just as uneducated as him, citing "fake" felony charges and pretending that sanctuary cities or open borders are the reason behind the corruption DJT invites and incites among Americans.
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u/Andre-Mercelet 4h ago
You personally can't tell anything be you lack the cognitive skills. And I actually have a degree from a top 1% globally ranked university, whereas someone like you receives you education from headlines and number stickers.
Yes, the felony charges are fake, brought by someone who ran a get Trump political campaign, a man who represents a justice system that presumes innocence. And do you know who else called the charges bogus? Democrat Andrew Cuomo. But what would he know? He's only a former New York State governor AND its former Attorney General.
And leave it to an idiot Democrat to compare sanctuary cities and open borders to corruption on the part of DJT. Those are part of Democrat corruption, and there is a lot more of it on your side of the ledger.
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u/davidtheginger 3h ago
Cute. It's clear logical discourse is lost on you. Try your weird tactics elsewhere.
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u/Andre-Mercelet 2h ago
Well you won't know until you've produced some actual logical discourse for me to respond to. Obviously you're incapable of it so you rhetoric instead.
And by the way, down voters or the dregs of social media. But you would be a dreg in any case.
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u/Internal_Swing_2743 2h ago
That book was ghost written, bud.
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u/Andre-Mercelet 2h ago
Typical idiotic response from a TDSer. Nobody bought the book because of Tony Schwartz. He provided the writing skills not the content. That was all Trump.
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u/erivera02 19h ago
Americans are political cultists.
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u/brian_gruen5 14h ago
They think patriotism and nationalism are the same thing (or use them interchangeably). Then again, that would imply that Americans can actually think.
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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 1d ago
Joe Biden... "Why ask me, im not in charge" .
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u/Ras-haad 1d ago
Well can we put whoever was in charge back?? They were doing a way better job then President poop pants
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u/jpeezy37 1d ago
Notice how they glossed over. "You get to keep your doctor", and "you know the thing." All the Bidenisms just to make something up for Trump and ignore all the Stronger America etc. The Chinese useful idiots and bot farms in full effect.
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u/pofMAN2000 1d ago
We would put up on Joeās mumbles, but no one can spell it. Or Obama is 57 states
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u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago
And what about after that? Covefe, buying Greenland, injecting bleach, I doubt any other president has that many brain blunders
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u/Anxious-Figure-337 19h ago
āSmart people donāt like meā.
Itās like he was talking to you directly huh?
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u/pofMAN2000 19h ago
Pretty sure he was talking to your mom
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u/Anxious-Figure-337 19h ago
Ooo you really got me with that one. Youāre very clever arenāt you?
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u/DukeStudlington 18h ago
āI donāt care about you I just want your votes.ā
āTake the guns first, go through due process secondā
āI love the poorly educatedā
Those who died in service are āsuckers and losersā
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u/pofMAN2000 18h ago
Awwww. A little pussy is angry.
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u/DukeStudlington 18h ago
You just want something to grab onto. All that aside, if this is your retort, youāve already proven what kind of boy you are.
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u/possumallawishes 17h ago
āThis is a guy that was all man. This man was strong and tough, and I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, 'Oh my God, that's unbelievable. I had to say it."
Trump is gay, he wears makeup, he loves interior design and pageants and he talks about dudes dicks. Youāre gay for liking him.
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u/pofMAN2000 17h ago
Homophobia is a very stinky cologne
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u/possumallawishes 14h ago
Is that the smell coming from Trump? I always assumed it was his giant steaming diaper.
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u/Scipio33 1d ago
My favorite DJT quote has to be:
"Smart people don't like me."