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u/Scipio33 1d ago

My favorite DJT quote has to be:

"Smart people don't like me."

u/Ok_Caramel_6095 1d ago

That's because smart people can see through Trump's BS.

u/hungmao 1d ago

You really don't need to be smart to see through that brown.

u/rosebudthesled8 1d ago

You need to not be dumb though.

u/MilesHobson 23h ago

There’s a joke I know about human body parts arguing about which is or should be the boss.

u/Andre-Mercelet 14h ago

Then I guess you can't

u/ExcitementIcy4000 21h ago

Hungman - thx but it’s pretty obvious what the saying means without you stating it but thanks

u/D1gininja 1d ago

he called everyone who voted for him idiots, and they still voted for him again

u/Rising_Gravity1 1d ago

His voters proved him right, they really are intellectually challenged

u/Scipio33 17h ago

That's the craziest part of the situation that we're in right now in my opinion. I don't feel like the United States has been picking "good" presidents for a while now. We basically fired Trump, hired someone who was really not that great as a leader, and then somehow collectively decided "Hey, ya know what? Let's give that last guy a second chance! He wasn't THAT bad."

Also, I feel like the fact that we've been swapping back-and-forth between which party is in charge every four years should be an indicator to SOMEBODY that the system we're using to govern ourselves is really not that great.

u/G0ldheart 17h ago

Presidents who enrich the 1% keep "conveniently" getting elected.

u/Scipio33 17h ago

Citizens United bullshit.

u/LA-Matt 1d ago

“I just grab ‘em by the pussy.”

u/Elissa-Megan-Powers 1d ago

“EVERYTHING’S COMPUTER!”

u/pofMAN2000 23h ago

San Dimas high school football rules

u/theKalmier 1d ago

Followed by "I love the uneducated."

He knows who is voter base is...

u/MechMan799 1d ago

One of the best, sums it all up perfectly

u/HumptyDumptruckFire 1d ago

Happy cake day!

u/2eanimation 1d ago

„You know how you spell ‘us,’ right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before? I’m reading and said us. You know, when you think about it, ‘us’ equals U.S.”

https://uproxx.com/viral/trump-dragged-realizing-united-states-equals-us/

u/LoanDebtCollector 1d ago

and he really likes himself.

u/Andre-Mercelet 14h ago

He said that tongue in cheek, but obviously you don't have the intelligence to make that determination

u/Scipio33 14h ago

I don't care where he puts his tongue. What Trump and Putin do in their spare time is none of my business.

u/Andre-Mercelet 14h ago

And neither is common sense