r/cringereels 3h ago

Ultimate Cringe Good in bed?

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u/Naive_Personality367 3h ago

i can still change my mind

u/Kaita13 3h ago

You know what....do it. I'm up early. I have time to sleep it off. I don't know about everyone else though.

u/Naive_Personality367 3h ago

now we can imagine her getting those mean friction burns, on all fours, while this beast is rutting behind her. Working up a flop sweat that falls into the subtle creases of her silicone back, all the while her face remains soulless, uncaring.

u/Kaita13 3h ago

Her glassy, unblinking eyes, smothered in the unwashed sheets and blankets of a bed whose springs have all but lost their spring.

I wonder, if somewhere in the molecules that make up her silicone skin, is there any remembrance of a time where they were part of something more or even realize that they are no better than those lazy, squeaky springs..

u/Naive_Personality367 3h ago

if i have to suffer the knowledge of this i like to imagine her molecules can also suffer.

u/Kaita13 3h ago

Sounds like a premise for a Rick and Morty episode.

u/LarrySupreme 3h ago

I don't know why I'm still looking at these comments, but I appreciate the turn into a philosophical angle.