r/cringereels • u/PhilosopherGlobal373 • 1h ago

Ultimate Cringe Good in bed?

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u/Naive_Personality367 54m ago

shes got band aids on her knees so im going with; yes

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u/Any_Swordfish_684 49m ago

Hahahaha can anyone smell burning plastic?

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u/Naive_Personality367 48m ago

now we can imagine her getting those mean friction burns, on all fours, while this beast is rutting behind her.

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u/LarrySupreme 39m ago

You have such a way with words and visual imagery. Please don't.

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u/Naive_Personality367 37m ago

i was gonna go further with it, but i thought i'd spare you the look into my mind

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u/LarrySupreme 36m ago

Thank you for the small mercy.

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u/Naive_Personality367 36m ago

i can still change my mind

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u/Kaita13 28m ago

You know what....do it. I'm up early. I have time to sleep it off. I don't know about everyone else though.

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u/Naive_Personality367 24m ago

now we can imagine her getting those mean friction burns, on all fours, while this beast is rutting behind her. Working up a flop sweat that falls into the subtle creases of her silicone back, all the while her face remains soulless, uncaring.

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u/Kaita13 17m ago

Her glassy, unblinking eyes, smothered in the unwashed sheets and blankets of a bed whose springs have all but lost their spring.

I wonder, if somewhere in the molecules that make up her silicone skin, is there any remembrance of a time where they were part of something more or even realize that they are no better than those lazy, squeaky springs..

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 20m ago

Absolute poetry.

Poetry of the dark recesses of the human soul, an abyss where man comes face to face with what severely autistic people do when they're alone & feeling urges.

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u/jules6815 16m ago

Naive doesn’t mean what you think it means. Lol

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 30m ago

I'd like to see inside your mind.

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u/JimmyandRocky 28m ago

Rutting….

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u/Kaita13 30m ago

Yuck. Lol

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u/Select_Watercress_57 38m ago

Is that a reference to a stroke or her melting during doggy?

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u/Mr_Silicon 14m ago

I can only smell fear.

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u/Particular_Abies_184 26m ago

Had to read that twice, I thought you said she has Aids, was about to call her a plastic slut

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u/Master-Shake8913 7m ago

I cracked up as soon as I noticed that lol

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u/Try_Harder7 59m ago

This guy needs help. Teetering onbthe edge of losing his mind completely.

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u/SendTitsPleease 51m ago

Teetering? Bro is full on over the line into delusions. I thought he was semi self aware with the "sleeping through the night" comments and not peeing the bed, but I think his only metric is against his own actions.

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u/EnoughLuck3077 32m ago

Well he is 50 and incontinent. On a more serious note. He’s 50? I’m 45 and this guy looks like he could be my brother’s dad. Damn

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 31m ago

He’s beyond help at this point

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u/Cautious_Day9878 41m ago

Autist Maxxing

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u/kellybryan423 27m ago

Its a gag man. The whole thing has been a running gag, that he keeps up because people watch it.

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u/Kaita13 24m ago

I feel like we're watching him realizing how insane his lifestyle. He was looking a little uncomfortable there.

I'm not judging. He can do what he wants, but it is cringe and I think he knows that.

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u/jugo5 21m ago

Sounds like a really lonely person..... He needs a lot of help and some good friends.

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u/West-Confidence1495 57m ago

People look at me crazy sometimes

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u/Mercury599 51m ago

No kidding!

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u/EnoughLuck3077 35m ago

I’d look at them like they were crazy if they didn’t

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 30m ago

I’d be running the other way

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u/Potential_Ask_8053 27m ago

Just sometimes?

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u/Irish_MJ 46m ago

Sometimes? Only sometimes??

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u/Most_Acanthaceae6471 55m ago

Not cringy. Sad.

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u/Joice_Craglarg 35m ago

It's definitely both lol

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u/JimmyandRocky 27m ago

Sadly cringy

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 18m ago

This is honestly the best life he could hope for.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 50m ago

Absolutely agree.

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u/questionmark0 49m ago

Maybe the internet and social media was a bad idea

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u/Capital-City4918 40m ago

Maybe humanity as a whole was a bad idea. The exceptions don't invalidate the rule I'm afraid.

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u/sambull 42m ago

Naw these people always existed

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u/questionmark0 37m ago

But we didn't know about them. Ignorance is bliss

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 17m ago

Personally, I’m here for the show.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 18m ago

And they knew they were freaks.

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u/GullyBean 45m ago

People only look at you weird, sometimes!?

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u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart 57m ago

This is more sad rather than cringe.

And fuck… wetting yourself at 50? Damn dude.

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u/Mercury599 51m ago

50? He looks 70.

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u/Mylane 59m ago

Huh

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u/Spare_Independence19 48m ago

Social media was a mistake. Nobody needs to this.. like ever.

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u/justdrowsing 58m ago

Sad

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u/trackaghosthrufog 47m ago

Yes. Poor bastard needed better parents and some decent friends.

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u/Possible_Field328 46m ago

Its only sad if you think its sad. If hes happy with it, who cares?

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u/BoredzzzGame 44m ago

Found the doll fucker!

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u/Possible_Field328 30m ago

this dudes fucked, no one is ever going to be interested in him. He is socially and intellectually compromized, if the only bit of happiness he can squeeze out of life is through that doll then so be it. I wont make him feel worse for it.

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u/BoredzzzGame 4m ago

I get it. I don’t like yucking anyone’s yum. But it’s incredibly unhealthy behavior. 🤷

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u/SteakJones 38m ago

I read this is Officer Farva’s voice.
https://giphy.com/gifs/7vzEf4qeQ1JyAweDag

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u/CharityElectrical913 39m ago

A human being finding human connection in a fuck doll is sad by any metric. Saying it’s not is doing him a disservice.

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u/Select_Watercress_57 37m ago

Someone got married to the Eiffel Tower.

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u/Joice_Craglarg 34m ago

Does the Eiffel Tower know?

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u/SirEmanName 21m ago

Rewatch the video and tell me you think the guy looks happy with this.

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u/HourNo7028 54m ago

I feel better about my previous bouts of mental illness. Depression? Anxiety? Much better than clucking like a chicken or doing ... this?

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u/Bellam_Orlong 40m ago

All completely normal lmao nothing to look at here

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 39m ago

The bandaids are glaring once you see them. Poor girl 😅😂🤣

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u/Godawgs1009 37m ago

If he's peeing the bed at 50 I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how she is in bed

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u/eddieJZB 33m ago

I’ve been following this guy for a while waiting for the punchline to the bit, but it’s gone on so uncomfortably long it’s real. Unfortunate and real.

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u/BusyBit6542 29m ago

The laugh at the end. I don't know if thats him breaking character a little or if this is genuine.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 4m ago

Feels like that's him imagining what will happen when he shows his new best friend his basement.

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u/Particular_Abies_184 28m ago

Cheapskate should have gone for the deluxe model with functioning water works, could have blamed her for pissing the bed

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u/originalfilmscoring 56m ago

He our her confessing to wetting the bed. Wild.

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u/Lookmeeeeeee 47m ago

He just needs a friend

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u/Joice_Craglarg 33m ago

Would you be friends with a 50 year old bed-wetting fuckdoll-enthusiast?

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 27m ago

Those types can all find each other on the internet and be friends. Maybe there's even a Reddit group. I'm not going to look but maybe there is

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u/M-Bernard-LLB 38m ago

WHO asked the question ...

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u/Ambitious_Jeweler816 37m ago

Why is ‘she’ wearing glasses?

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 15m ago

Because she is an intellectual.

I mean, she's the intellectual one in this relationship, anyway.

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u/KungPaoYa 37m ago

“You are not afraid to ask the crazzzzy question!” Yeah, he said that part out loud and fully aware himself.

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u/Bumbymoo 36m ago

This is a bit. He's trying to be funny on Tik Tok. Not real.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 14m ago

The things we tell ourselves so we can sleep at night..

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u/PixieRoar 32m ago

What i imagine reddit mods dating life looks like 🫵😭

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 28m ago

Bro is casually admitting to wetting the bed as if that’s the normal part of all this.

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u/Appropriate_Sale_626 28m ago

This feels like third partying a therapy session

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u/JetPackMiners 27m ago

Childs band-aid on the knee? This guy probably has shit on his hard drive

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 8m ago

Plenty of people mentioned the Band-Aids.

None of them noticed the type.

But yeah. The worst kind of shit.

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u/JimmyandRocky 26m ago

Well a buddy of mine had a torso device but he never spoke to it.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 25m ago

And to think that some people believe autism isn't a superpower.

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 23m ago

She is good in bed. She sleeps all night long. Even while I'm billy broncing all up in her business. She doesn't even wake up when I roll her right into the wet spot. The wet urine spot.

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u/WhatsUpWThis 22m ago

So you still wet the bed and still play with dolls at 50… comeee onnnnn

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u/Irubwatermelon 20m ago

"Does she make a good sandwhich tho?"

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u/atherfeet4eva 19m ago

He’s insane. That being said I’m not against the doll

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u/Relevant_Bed_9743 19m ago

old mate always pees the bed, can't even get laid by a doll and just wanders around his house in the middle of the night not knowing where he is

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u/becooltheywatching 18m ago

"people look at me weird sometimes" Yeah, I fucking bet.

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u/shaneskery 16m ago

"She don't pee the bed" had me rolling

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u/PoptartCrusher007 15m ago

Sometimes?

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u/doggerdog1401 11m ago

She can't talk so yes

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u/CaptainC00lpants 9m ago

Is this satire? Orrrr is he special? 

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u/above- 6m ago

Watching people with mental illness suffer is more sad than cringe

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u/Good_Extension_9642 4m ago

He's just flat crazy

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine 3m ago

When Ryan Gosling does it in Lars and the Real Girl vs when this guy does it.

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u/Khadbury 2m ago

I would like that a lot

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u/SueBeee 2m ago

Nothing can wake her up. Nothing. NOTHING.

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u/sargonpuff3 1m ago

This guy is cool! He’s got the chain, he’s got the girl, he has a best friend!

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u/ReelestPrincess12 51m ago

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u/kellybryan423 41m ago

Anyone here not realizing this man has been doing this gag for awhile, should know its all a very elaborate (and very convincing) gag.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 10m ago

Or -- and just hear me out here -- it's just real.

Next you'll tell us Trump is a postmodern clown pulling an Andy Kaufman on the sociopolitical framework of America.