r/cringereels 3h ago

Ultimate Cringe Good in bed?

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u/Naive_Personality367 3h ago

i was gonna go further with it, but i thought i'd spare you the look into my mind

u/LarrySupreme 3h ago

Thank you for the small mercy.

u/Naive_Personality367 3h ago

i can still change my mind

u/Kaita13 3h ago

You know what....do it. I'm up early. I have time to sleep it off. I don't know about everyone else though.

u/Naive_Personality367 3h ago

now we can imagine her getting those mean friction burns, on all fours, while this beast is rutting behind her. Working up a flop sweat that falls into the subtle creases of her silicone back, all the while her face remains soulless, uncaring.

u/Kaita13 3h ago

Her glassy, unblinking eyes, smothered in the unwashed sheets and blankets of a bed whose springs have all but lost their spring.

I wonder, if somewhere in the molecules that make up her silicone skin, is there any remembrance of a time where they were part of something more or even realize that they are no better than those lazy, squeaky springs..

u/Naive_Personality367 3h ago

if i have to suffer the knowledge of this i like to imagine her molecules can also suffer.

u/Kaita13 3h ago

Sounds like a premise for a Rick and Morty episode.

u/LarrySupreme 3h ago

I don't know why I'm still looking at these comments, but I appreciate the turn into a philosophical angle.

u/GenericDigitalAvatar 3h ago

Absolute poetry.

Poetry of the dark recesses of the human soul, an abyss where man comes face to face with what severely autistic people do when they're alone & feeling urges.