r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah??

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u/npquanh30402 3d ago

The new Harry Potter television series has more screen time, allowing it to adapt the source material more accurately.

u/FactsNLaughs 3d ago edited 3d ago

Roughly about 10 hours more screen time, so yea they get a lot more time to flesh it out

Edit: I was high balling. It’s closer to 5 hours extra screen time for the first season compared to the movie 

u/az9393 3d ago

They won’t use it to show more source material will they?

u/FactsNLaughs 3d ago

I mean, have you watched the trailer? Shit was loaded with minuscule details from the book

u/edd6pi 3d ago

It was. But I get the skepticism, what with so many adaptations being full of original material that deviates from the source material and leaves perfectly good content un-adapted.

u/CranEXE 2d ago

witchers showrunner have promised each new season "this time we would be faithfull to the books" so i'm not surprised there is scepticism from people, ofc this are not the same people, but if each time you are promised something good and given shit at some point you start to expect shit anyway

u/Nova762 2d ago

they didnt need to convince us, they needed to convince henry caville. hes the one that quit because they kept changing shit.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 2d ago

That's one reason The Expanse was such a good TV adaptation. It was written by the books' author. Not a consultant like Game of Thrones, or getting ahead of the books, but the book author was the screenplay author. So picked what to drop, what to focus on, and adapted the TV version to fit the actors and real time feedback of what's working well.

There is a big gap in the timeline in the books, I hope they make the last few books into fresh seasons. The Expanse: Laconia, for 3 seasons. They just have to write around Alex's departure.

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow 3d ago

The only thing minuscule was the tiny dinner when compared to the lavish banquet they had in the movies.

u/tu-BROOKE-ulosis 3d ago

That’s not the banquet. That’s breakfast. They literally even showed the banquet in the trailer.

u/YuushyaHinmeru 2d ago

Also while the breakfasts were less lavish then the celebratory medley they were still large,  allowing people to eat their fill.

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u/skibbin 3d ago

3 hours of it is just a J K Rowling monologue about trans people

u/Historical-Record227 3d ago

She personally inspected all the child actors to ensure none of them are trans.

u/Sweaty_Sky5598 3d ago

SHOW ME YOUR PP IS REAL!

u/arcbeam 3d ago

REVELIO GENITALIUS

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u/Sad_Option4087 3d ago

Again? Fine.

u/RoosterFloyd 2d ago

Think of it as a sort of measure twice, cut once.

u/TheSlothyy 2d ago

This joke hits harder since one of the most important potions they make, in multiple books, is the poly juice potion (or whatever it's called) that allows people to turn into someone else. I think it's used in at least 3 of the books.

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u/Lexioralex 3d ago

The 7 Harry’s scene gets rewritten so only boys turn into harry now

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u/Nina-Ninja123 3d ago

Want to add, Hans Zimmer, one of the greatest names in film music, didn’t have to accept this job for the money or the fame as he already wrote scores on huge blockbusters like Pirates of the Caribbean.

Yet he gladly took the job at an instant.

So I did some googling, and there are allegations against him for harassing an employee who, who would have guessed, is a transgender person.

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u/idoorion 3d ago

This picture is proof that they did

u/Admirable-Media-9339 3d ago

Of course they will. What an asinine question. This single still shows it.

u/LichtbringerU 3d ago

A single still says nothing about the whole show.

And if we look at other recent adaptations it's not so asinine to ask this. They tend to use the extra time not to be faithful to the books, but instead to do their own stuff.

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u/Historical-Record227 3d ago

Watch them still cut stuff out and put new stuff in for no reason.

u/CamptoRibbit 3d ago

Go back to 10 damn you!

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u/officer897177 3d ago

As long as they don’t pull a Stranger Things and wait until the cast is 30 to finish the series.

u/shifty_coder 3d ago

First season (8 episodes) should be roughly as long as the audiobook (8h18m), which makes sense if the entire book is adapted to script. I would hope that means the later books have more episodes, but then I wonder what the logistics of production will work. OotP is 26.5 hours.

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u/pronefroz 3d ago

Like black snape?

u/Think-Instruction-45 3d ago

Well we need a reason for Harry not to trust him early on in the series.

u/Ambiguous_Duck 3d ago

Genuinely peak as it brings further issue with Snapes situation between worlds as a half blood getting lynched by a rich white boy and his friends.

u/jabol321 3d ago

At least we know Voldemort wasn't racist.

u/Comfortable_Egg8039 3d ago

Imagine if Voldy is also black this time 🫣

u/keepatience 3d ago

well that makes it easier for Harry and Co. doesn't it?

u/Wakkit1988 14h ago

"Why was he Avada Kedavraed 13 times in the back?"

"Suicide!"

u/eawilweawil 3d ago

Or trans

u/rietstengel 3d ago

He already goes by a different name than his birth name

u/AuroraHalsey 3d ago

Very rude of Harry to keep deadnaming him.

u/ABHOR_pod 3d ago

Crazy that his name was like a perfect anagram for King KillThemAll

u/ThickDickMcThickin 3d ago

I've heard he's chinese and Harry has never seen an Asian before, so just thinks he looks like a snake

Cho Chang is Pictish in this version

u/gbcfgh 2d ago

Actually, all of Slytherin is black. That way we don't even need them to wear their house robes to know who is good vs. evil.

u/ZeekOwl91 2d ago

Doubling down on the title "The Dark Lord".

u/TaftYouOldDog 3d ago

He isn't gonna be a man this time

u/Shyam09 3d ago

Moldy Voldy

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u/TokeDraws 3d ago

Snape was basically a member of Hitlers Youth wasn't he? Bullying is always nasty but he was totally for the torture, subjugation and murder of muggles. Dude was a piece of crap even as a teen.

u/KiddingQ 3d ago

Not by that point in the plot no, he was just a Slytherin kid who was interested in dark magic and the marauders had been bullying him for almost their entire stint at Hogwarts (so from 11-12 y/o)

Dude became a bad person who made bad choices but the entire point was that his treatment by his abusive parents, lack of care from teachers and bullying from peers of other houses lead to those bad choices.

u/predi1988 3d ago

The marauders bullied him because he was into the dark magic stuff, hung out with other dark magic supporting kids, practiced dark arts. Lily was protecting him since they were childhood friends, but that stopped, when out of anger he called her mudblood too. (basically like calling your friend an N-word with a hard R) That showed his true colors, even when he tried to apologize, he didn't want to call Lily that. That showed he would treat others like that, Lily was just a special case.

So no, while their methods were despicable too, they didn't bully Snape for no reason, causing him to join the Death Eaters. He was very much already on that path, and that's why they despised him.

u/ThatInAHat 3d ago

The Mauraders bullied him because he was a poor ugly kid in the Wrong House and, most importantly, was close with the girl their leader liked.

u/TokeDraws 2d ago

No that's not true at all and it's a very simplified view of what was happening. Snape was a troubled kid from a bad home and was already known for his inteterest in the dark arts at a young age.

Death eaters and Voldemort were taking power and this guy doesn't hide his disdain for mudbloods. He's a racist shithead. He should be put on the right path rather than bullied, but he wasn't just some poor innocent getting bullied by the football captain because he was bored and wanted to feel better about himself.

There's a lot of Snape revisionism because he loved one woman but he was an awful human being through and through

u/ThatInAHat 2d ago

Dude. Snape is a “mudblood.”

The scene we saw in his memory was exactly him getting bullied by the football captain because he was bored and wanted to feel better about himself.

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u/CobblerFickle1487 3d ago

The first day on the train they literally start giving him a hard time, before they even learn his name. Stop with the glazing

u/rubyonix 2d ago

On the train to Hogwarts, Snape and Lily were in a 4-person car, and Lily was literally crying "My sister hates me because of you" (because Snape treated Petunia like crap because she was a Muggle, and then invaded her privacy and mocked her for wanting to follow Lily to Hogwarts), and then Snape barely stopped himself from slurring Petunia in front of her sister. And then Snape told a crying Lily "You'd better join Nazi House", which was when James (minding his own business up until this point) barged into their conversation with "I think I'd rather be dead than join Nazi House" which triggered Snape horrifically.

That's not bullying, that Snape being a toxic, racist Nazi, and James not tolerating that.

u/Open-Concept-6130 2d ago

They bullied him from like day 1, from the hogwarts express. How much could they have known about him then?

Probably had to do with him being best friends with Lilly. They didn’t like her being around him. 

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u/westandready42 2d ago

Me when I lie about source material.

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u/emli317 3d ago

He was not a "half-blood getting lynched by a rich white boy" he was a violent blood supremacist bully who got a taste of his own medicine by other bullies. They literally used his own spell against him.

u/antei_ku 3d ago

Lily being the only reason he wasn’t a full blown mass school avada kedavrer!

u/KiddingQ 3d ago

The text itself gives zero implication that Snape was a full "violent blood supremacist" by that stage in the timeline, I read the books years ago and have fucking no clue how the interpretation that he was that bad as a 15 y/o kid has become so widespread among people.

Harrys mum defended him in that scene for a reason, she still considered him a friend at that point, he also tried to apologise afterwards as well which I seriously doubt a full blood supremacist (like a Malfoy) would do.

u/emli317 3d ago

He literally called her a slur in that very scene. Afterward, when he tried to apologize, she pointed out that his friend used dark magic on another student and he defended it. She said it was well known they all wanted to be death eaters. He was absolutely a violent blood supremacist by that point.

u/mxzf 3d ago

Go back even further. The bullying started the first time they met, it's not like they waited 'til he did anything wrong to start in on him.

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u/deVliegendeTexan 2d ago

> he also tried to apologize afterwards as well which I seriously doubt a full blood supremacist (like a Malfoy) would do.

I was mostly with you until this.

Real racists do this all the time. They justify their racism by carving out an exception for “well-behaved” minorities, allowing them to think things like “I couldn’t possibly be a racist because I like so-and-so… right?” It’s a coping mechanism.

u/Happy-Estimate-7855 3d ago

There's so many people in the HP Fandom that seem to believe that Snape having a bad day as a teenager (which as you say, he still showed compassion amd empathy on his bad day) is all the evidence they need that he's an immoral sociopath that was destined to be pure evil.

It's shameful, but when I was a kid my friend and I got in a big fight, and I called him the N word. I would hate to think that one moment of purely racist speech would be enough to define me for the rest of my life. It's the only time I've ever done anything like that, and I carry it with me to make myself, and the world around me, better.

u/asphid_jackal 3d ago

When you called your friend a slur, were you also a member of the youth KKK club or idolizing the Grand Wizard? Did you also call other kids that same slur, but only felt bad when you "accidentally" called your friend that? Did you then later join the actual KKK, work directly under the Grand Wizard, and then only feel bad when your friend died?

u/Happy-Estimate-7855 3d ago

Well, the bullying came before Voldemort and Death Eaters were a widely known problem. It's part of why Snape went to them. He would have preferred to be close to Lily, but the 'Good Guys' already turned Snape into an enemy.

How often was he calling other kids mudbloods, do we know that it was a regular thing for him? Or was it a moment of extreme emotion? What other kkk or racist equivalent organisation's was he part of at that time in his life?

u/emli317 2d ago

Yes, it was a regular thing for him. Lily even calls him out for trying to make her the exception.

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u/MagmaCone1234 3d ago

Where's this lynching part in the books that people are talking about?

u/CzechHorns 3d ago

He did get levicorpused by the ankle, but I wouldn’t call that lynching lmao.

u/Deaffin 3d ago

Correct, lynching is when a person is killed via mob justice.

u/Bluevisser 3d ago

People are so desperate to call it lynching, that they ignore the other horrible thing that happened. If four boys had turned a girl upside down, exposed her underwear to the whole school, and then announced they were going to take off her underwear, everybody would be screaming sexual assault. The victim being male doesn't change the fact it's sexual assault not merely bullying.

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u/happybara_capybara 2d ago

Jesus Christ how are people seriously still calling that a lynching? He got hung by his ankles in the air which isn’t meant to kill only humiliate… and it wasn’t even under a tree like everyone says (the marauders were sitting under a tree and then left that space to go after Snape). This is just classic bullying without any racial element, and news flash sometimes people of different races bully each other without it being racial.

Like it’s insulting to call that a lynching. Extrajudicial murder based on racism isn’t the same thing as bullying.

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u/Yeseylon 3d ago

Oops, I seem to have wandered over to 4chan by mistake lmao

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u/AbadeersGhost 3d ago

The reason Harry doesn't trust Snape is because Snape is the biggest asshole on the planet

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u/ac_cossack 3d ago

I mean, he ends up being a cop. So gotta start young.

u/TopTittyBardown 2d ago

Marries his high school sweetheart, was the best player on the school sports team, becomes a cop. Harry really did peak in high school didn’t he

u/Shot-Arugula8264 3d ago

“His vibe was just off, idk. Something about him, not trustworthy.”

u/Saiphel 3d ago

Holy shit lmao

u/Llayanna 3d ago

His terrible bullying behaviour and hatred of course can't be the reason /s

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u/Kinkybobo 3d ago

OG snape didn't match the books either, but Alan Rickman was amazing so nobody said shit.

Snape is technically supposed to look more like the guy who played Sirius.

u/TokeDraws 3d ago

I don't at all mind that the actor is black but choosing someone so good looking was definitely a choice

u/Whityy 3d ago

I wouldn't either but then it easily makes James a racist for bullying Snape for his looks

u/resonantranquility 3d ago

No Sirius is Black too, so it's kosher.

u/asphid_jackal 3d ago

Wait, which one is Jewish?

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u/MoistenedBeef 3d ago

Nah, that's way less of an issue. You can make a good looking person look greasy and unappealing very easily with makeup and presentation. 

u/littleButton13 3d ago

Except they didn’t. We’ve seen the promos and they have t made him look unappealing at all

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u/littleButton13 3d ago

Yeah that’s actually the issue. I don’t care what race Snape is, he’s not supposed to be hot

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u/predi1988 3d ago

A 20 years younger Alan Rickman would've been the best option, but alas. In current times, I think Adam Driver would be a great choice, even if he's 10 years older than Snape at this point should be.

u/TheFireNationAttakt 3d ago

In the movies they aged the entire generation to make Snape stand out less; which is fine IMO since Lily and James had Harry very young in the books. But a more intermediate aging would make more sense, 10 years iso 20.

u/ilanallama85 2d ago

Adam Driver absolutely screams Snape to me, you’re right.

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u/AffectionateArm7264 3d ago

It's by an author who retconned Hermione's race and Dumbledore's sexuality via Twitter. Don't put too much stock into Snape's race...

u/Upbeat-Banana-5530 3d ago

and Dumbledore's sexuality via Twitter

She first publicly said Dumbledore was gay at a Q&A back in 2007, not on Twitter.

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u/plx85 3d ago

I agree that Snape was a weird character to make black since he is known to have pale skin. On the other hand did Alan Rickman such a great job playing Snape that the only way to not compare them is to cast a totally different actor. I could see it working.

u/TopFix8731 2d ago

The problem is all the racism implications that this brings to the story, that is not there in the books.

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u/ZLUCremisi 3d ago

JK doesn't need to get more money so she can fund her far right view points

u/LadyLixerwyfe 3d ago edited 3d ago

She gets a percentage from every ticket sold at Universal Studios. That simple fact blows my mind.

Correction: she does not. It was initially part of the plan, but they negotiated a yearly licensing fee instead.

u/harkrend 3d ago

I think that's not true? Unless you have a source

u/LadyLixerwyfe 3d ago

Oh, I stand corrected. It was discussed when the park opened, but seems they ultimately chose yearly payments. She gets a percentage of all merch and themed food sold.

u/Typical-Blackberry-3 3d ago

At this point I don't really see how this series is going to inflate her wealth in a way that she is not already capable of doing. She is a billionaire, you can basically print money at that point by taking loans, paying zero taxes, purchasing investments, and then using those investments as collateral to do it again.

I still will not be watching the show, I would prefer it fail despite the childhood part of me being interested in it. I would prefer to keep additional money out of JKs pockets, but I just don't think it will make a big impact.

u/Triquetrums 3d ago

Of course it won't. HP franchise, even without this crappy show, has been extremely profitable. You only have to look at the latest game released, it didn't feature Harry in it, and it still ranked number 1 in sales the year it released. They hype never really died down.

u/Katarinkushi 3d ago

Yeah. Rowling created one of the most iconic franchises of all time. HP will keep making money no matter what, It has incredible staying power.

And It becoming so expanded into different media just gives it more popularity and people who don't care or don't even know about Rowling's controversies.

u/BobbyRayBands 3d ago

Why wouldnt she? Its her IP thats bringing in a good chunk of those people?

u/LadyLixerwyfe 3d ago

Of course she would, I am not saying she wouldn’t. Just the sheer amount being sold, she has to be making bank. People eat HP themed food at the park even when they aren’t interested in the IP

u/Scrappy_Coco53 3d ago

True. They have a Harry Potter themed gift shop right there in City Walk; the store and restaurant area right outside the parks, that you don’t need a ticket/s to enter. The store even sold the Butter Beer that’s provided in the parks (so I guess people who didn’t buy park tickets can still access the items in the Harry Potter sections).
Even without park ticket sales, the IP/brand alone in merchandise is making her money.

u/Live-Habit-6115 3d ago

So if you take 10 of my political views on various things, and find 9 of them conform to typical American left wing doctrine - but one of them doesn't - that suddenly means i'm far right?

What if I were a massive trump fan and voter. Who hates immigrants and wants them all deported. Someone who backs the police no matter what even as they murder citizens unjustly. But, oh wait! I embrace the left wing view on the transgender issue for some reason! 

Going by what you've said, that means I'm actually not far right. I'm left wing.

Like what even is this logic? People can still broadly be on the same side as you and have different views on some issues.

I despair. 

u/novangla 3d ago

Except she puts 100% of her clout, time, money, and attention into being a professional hater. Forget whether it’s right or left wing, it’s hateful bigotry.

You know, the whole thing her series warned against. If Lucius Malfoy was politically in favor of progressive tax policies it wouldn’t make him NOT a Death Eater.

u/DefenderofGoals 3d ago

100% of her money?

https://www.borgenmagazine.com/facts-about-j-k-rowlings-charity-work/

Like part of her origin story for you guys is supposed to be she wanted to fund a womens only rape shelter. She spends her money on so much charity to say its on professional hating when she actually helps people is telling on yourself.

u/Fuzzy-Afternoon-6838 3d ago

Yeah and when she says women's only, she means cis women only.

u/KenBoCole 2d ago

Yeah, she does.

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u/novangla 2d ago

I’ve followed her career for a very long time, you don’t need to teach me. The “womens only rape shelter” is her way of excluding. Again: is it charity if Lucius wants to fund a scholarship program for pureblood children only? Do we then excuse rhetoric that “mudbloods are just muggles pretending to be wizards”?

Literally her arguments against trans people are the things I wrote as Death Eater propaganda when I wrote HP fanfic. It’s insane that she can’t see the hypocrisy.

u/Independent-Bug-9352 2d ago

I remember saving her Harvard commencement speech about compassion and so forth.

What the fuck happened? Did she suffer a stroke? Get on Ketamine? Why did she go off the deep-end faster than Elon Musk?

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u/melli_milli 2d ago

This gets talked so little because the same people who are so conserned of feelings of adult men somehow show no interest in matters of vulnerable children and women.

I want to respect people's feelings but a man's wish to get into women's spaces is not on the same level of consern than people in more vulnerable position to be safe.

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u/lethargicloli 2d ago

No mention that the co-founder of lumos is a notoriously homophobic baroness?

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u/ul2006kevinb 3d ago

If you have 9 liberal talking points and 1 conservative talking point but you spend 99% of your life talking about that one right wing talking point then, yeah, if makes you right wing.

u/ItsLoudB 3d ago

What if I were a massive trump fan and voter. Who hates immigrants and wants them all deported. Someone who backs the police no matter what even as they murder citizens unjustly. But, oh wait! I embrace the left wing view on the transgender issue for some reason! 

Well, you're not wrong. But in either cases I would still consider you a piece of shit for targeting a minority and I think that most people associate that with being ring wing

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u/CarrieDurst 3d ago

Are you the leader of a literal hate group trying to strip rights from a minority?

u/Toadsted 3d ago

You explained at least three things that would make you a far right Republican / Conservative, instead of just 1.

That ironically also makes for a fourth one, lack of education.

You should be in despair.

u/RaggmunkLingon 3d ago

That's the way they view it. Unless you agree with 100 out of 100 of their opinions, then you're a right winger.

u/RylieVeeGee 3d ago

If the 1 thing out of 100 is "I don't mind giving money to the person trying to erase you from existence", then yes, you're a shitty person. Jfc...

u/RaggmunkLingon 3d ago

I didn't say shitty person or not. I said right-winger or not.

Also, what does "erase you from existence" even mean?

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u/Lemixer 3d ago

She is a billionaire no?

Nothing you can do will ever make her not have enough money, lets be real here please.

u/MiserableCumberbunch 3d ago

My morals dont allow me to support bigots just because they're rich. I'll enjoy Harry Potter when she's dead or I am.

u/RylieVeeGee 3d ago

Yeah, fuck that "logic".

I'm not giving a single cent to someone hellbent on erasing me from society, even if it doesn't make a tangible difference. 

I'm not going to participate in ending my own existence.

u/HistoricalFunion 3d ago

JK doesn't need to get more money so she can fund her far right view points

The far right view points:

  • Through Lumos, she is working to end the institutionalization of children worldwide. In over two decades, they've helped 280,000+ children and young people, across 12+ countries, to flourish in families

  • Donating for medical research, supporting multiple sclerosis research, which led to the creation of the Anne Rowling Regenerative Neurology Clinic in Edinburgh

  • Co-founded Beira’s Place for girls and women escaping sexual violence

  • Helped women and children escape the Taliban in Afghanistan

  • Donating and helping charities so much that she lost her billionaire status

u/Financial_Cup_6937 3d ago

You’d have a point about nuance if you didn’t in bad faith ignore what they were actually criticizing that you knew they were. 

u/HistoricalFunion 3d ago

You’d have a point about nuance if you didn’t in bad faith ignore what they were actually criticizing that you knew they were.

Sorry, I'm tired of all the lies and disinformation being spammed on Reddit whenever JK is mentioned, and made to seem as if she were the Devil Incarnate.

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u/Sleyvin 3d ago

And she is also funding a Women's fund with the goal of helping ciswomen fight legal battle against trans gender people in case of discrimination and other legal dispute.

I'm sorry, but if on one side you are helping specifically a gender/race but on the other side you are funding a terrorist group, you are not a good person.

So many "good christian" in the KKK for exemple.

Doing 1 good thing doesn't excuse you going out of your way to harm someone else.

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u/Several-Source-4073 3d ago

She's not far right though.

u/Mobile-Analyst8580 3d ago

JKR does not have “far right viewpoints.” You’re kidding yourself if you think that. 

u/Purple_Freedom_Ninja 2d ago

She's not even right wing though. She has a very long very public history of being a leftist. The only thing she disagrees with the left on is trans ideology

u/MixGroundbreaking622 3d ago

She's quite firmly left of centre and has been vocal about that for decades. There is nothing far right about her.

u/CatMinion 3d ago

Not a single thing she’s far right on? She’s famously transphobic and a TERF.

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u/Sorry-Rutabaga-4480 3d ago

Most left of center people manage to go their whole lives without "accidentally" endorsing the public speech and ideas of known nazis... multiple times. As in "We should kill all jewish people" nazis. People who want fascism and want to kill jewish people.

Scratch that I think all of them manage to do that just fine. People left of center are capable of not doing that because they don't agree with nazis on anything except that oxygen and water are pretty cool.

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u/xXs4blegl00mXx 3d ago

Yeah, the woman with several Nazi pals who isn't particularly fond of a lot of women is very left. Even if she was actually a liberal, which she isn't, that's still center right.

u/MixGroundbreaking622 3d ago

"person I disagree with on one point is a nazi"

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u/FullMetalKaiju 2d ago

Jk Rowling is literally just a terf, outside of that she’s a run of the mill liberal. Nothing about her is far right.

u/No_Kiwi_8192 2d ago

She's a feminist my brother in Christ. Left by most of the world's standards. Only in the supremely wack idiocracy of America can she be considered right wing, because they moved the needle so damn far left.

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u/CBT7commander 3d ago

True, but it’s being made to make money, not because of any interest in the source material

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u/SL1NDER 3d ago

So did Percy Jackson. That doesn't mean they'll do a good job.

u/Oyxopolis 3d ago

You actually said that without blinking 😂😂

u/buna_cefaci 3d ago

allowing it to adapt the source material more accurately

black Snape says Hi

u/Asleep-Challenge9706 3d ago

Can't wait them to tackle how the house elves actually love being enslaved! The movie audience was really missing out there!

u/QUEEN_OF_HEARTS_777 3d ago

"adapt the source material more accurately"

They're not doing that.

u/johndough1st 3d ago

I mean, each book covers a YEAR in a kid’s life. You can’t expect a movie to cover all of that. A tv series has some good potential to round out each story more effectively.

u/TheeRobolime 3d ago

Can't wait for the episode that has Hermione getting shit on for being against slavery

u/Significant-Colour 3d ago

Even then there are intentional deviations from the book. Like Adava Kedavra being blue or something.

u/JohannaFRC 3d ago

Not that there is much to adapt.

u/lana_silver 3d ago

And I thought the movies already dragged, especially when they started splitting books into two movies.

If you can do 3 books of LotR in 3 movies, you can do 7 books of HP in 7 movies.

u/Razarex 3d ago

My boy Peeves the poltergeist getting the attention he deserves

u/IceDawn 3d ago

That's why they have black Snape.

u/The_Celtic_Chemist 3d ago

Resource material of who, again?

u/Relative-Tip2445 3d ago

And for every hour you watch JK Rowling will look up one child's skirt and conduct a gender check.

u/unistudent14159 3d ago

That's not necessarily a good thing as the original books are awful

u/jackofspades49 3d ago

And Voldemort doesn't have to pay the original cast that helped make her work even more popular more royalties after they called her a bitch.

u/Drop_Release 3d ago

I mean sure but in this scene in particular, having Neville in the scene would have changed less to nothing in screen time

u/snowfloeckchen 3d ago

Movies don't have to capture all of the books, sometimes short stories make sense to focus on the important part. I would argue the last three movies were already way too long.

u/Spicy__Wolf 3d ago

Recently tried to rewatch the first movie, and they just zip along from scene to scene. I had no problem with this when I was a kid, but 25 years later it’s just very jarring. Maybe the pace would have slowed down when harry finally gets to hogwarts, to let the magic of magic settle in, but I couldn’t hold on that long.

u/JackAsofAllTrades 3d ago

You guys must be er uh excited to see Rowling's vision come to life more...

u/GreatlyMoody 3d ago

Hmmm yes

So about snape...

u/tomato_johnson 3d ago

Like having the cloak of invisibility in season 1?

u/Dysmn 3d ago

you say that, but then theres a black snape and potential racial implications coming from things Harry's dad does to him.

u/jinreeko 3d ago

Also to funnel more money into Rowling's war on trans people

u/run_bike_run 3d ago

"Allowing it to bloat more" is, I would submit, a better description.

None of the first three Potter books are substantial enough to warrant a longer adaptation than what they got. This is going to stretch Philosopher's Stone thinner than the Hobbit - and that's not a figure of speech; both will end up running to about eight hours, but the Hobbit is 95k words compared to Philosopher's Stone being 75k.

u/midasMIRV 3d ago

But now with only 1/8 the color!

u/KneeLow174 3d ago

Harry Potter fans are so tiresome. All they will accept is a shoot for shoot exact adaptation of the books. 

u/HelicopteroApache_64 3d ago

But they won't do it; they have already shown that they make decisions that go against what is laid down in the books.

u/Same_Dingo2318 3d ago

I hope they spend a lot of time hammering Jewish stereotypes and racist Jewish depictions like the books do. And I hope they spend a lot of time justifying slavery. And just for fun, put some transphobia in there.

u/CaliforniaNutter 3d ago

True, but a smaller budget so we'll see

u/naricstar 3d ago

Or allowing plenty of time to just add random shit. 

u/Samguise-Whamgee 3d ago

Black Snape super accurate, yeah lol. Slytherin is like 75% Indian apparently in 1990’s England. But yeah accurate lmao

u/Kronosita 3d ago

I don’t remember him being near the end of the book? It’s been 7 years since Ive read it and this is giving me mandella effect feeling

u/gkeiser23 3d ago

Except for Snape

u/aguafranca 2d ago

Does it has peeves?

u/EsotericCinnamonRoll 2d ago

They clearly care about accuracy considering the casting.

u/Salty-Pack-4165 2d ago

Today I learned there is HP TV series.

Is it worth watching?

u/thejmkool 2d ago

I have long said it needed to be a TV show

u/scoobydiverr 2d ago

Justice for peeves.

u/capinredbeard22 2d ago

Looks like it has more scream time

u/UnbearableSchmuck 2d ago

I can’t wait for book accurate snape

u/ShmeckMuadDib 2d ago

Yea they'll get the really flesh out the house elves like being slaves arch! That'll be sooooo cool.

u/rgii55447 2d ago

I've seen so many TV Shows lately that just feel like they should've been movies. In the end, the show is going to have more screen time, but they're probably going to find a way to cut just as much from the story anyway. More screen time doesn't mean more story, it usually means more padding. And that is kind of the problem with modern era streaming television.

u/Gravy_31 2d ago

ACCURATE?! HOW CAN IT BE ACCURATE WITH BLACK SNAPE

u/glorgshittus 2d ago

The new Harry Potter television series is going to make money, allowing JK Rowling to post on Twitter more comfortably

u/YoyoTanyaKai 2d ago

Is this mean Dumbledore will said it calmly this time?

u/digoryj 2d ago

I need to give the book another one over. Its been decades.

u/Over-Inside-7254 2d ago

Ok then why is Parvarti Patel up there with them? She wasn't a real character until Goblet 

u/AmbassadorCrazy7905 2d ago

Harry's too much of a beta for me to relate to personally

u/Furious_Boner 2d ago

Plastic cups and lunch trays, yep, depicting the source material more accurately

u/LongjumpingAir6241 2d ago

"accurately" lol

u/bowsmountainer 2d ago

This scene appears in both. You dont need more time to do the scene properly. But its very clear which of the two cares more for accuracy.

u/BactaBobomb 2d ago

I hope they actually do that. This is a good sign, but it's still a minor one. I have seen shows and movies that were lauded for being longer and able to adapt more, and people assumed they would, but then they just had a bunch of filler and still left out a lot of stuff people wanted from the things they were adapting from. I hope that is not the case here.

u/userhwon 2d ago

It's going to get flabby if it's faithful to the books. In the later ones Rowling totally did nothing to compress things into fewer pages, which is why they're like 1100 pages long each but don't build the world out nearly as much...

u/dickfacelover 2d ago

That’s not what’s gonna happen really though

u/Flimsy-Candle-2195 2d ago

I mean sure until you introduce a black Snape... Which makes them make significant changes to his character

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