r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Typedeal22 4d ago

People used to get these tattooed.

u/3HoursSober 4d ago

But do they mean something? Or is it just a tasteless tattoo?

u/Rymanbc 4d ago

Thats an unwritten rule. Never ask the meaning of the nautical stars. Broadly, it's about a safe return home or keeping your direction in life. But specifically, people tend to get these for very fucked up reasons, and the conversation is just better avoided. Like, "i do <insert bad thing>, and dont really intend to stop, but these star tattoos remind me to try to follow the right path".

u/randomlemon9192 4d ago

I do meth, but I try to not let it control my life. These stars remind me to go to church and not beat my wife.

u/GuardianOfReason 4d ago

Calm down Shakespeare.

u/cowannago 4d ago

Let Bill cook.

u/wandering-Welshman 4d ago

Don't let Heisenburg let you say that...

u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 4d ago

Jesse, it's time to cook

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u/ScoutsOut389 4d ago

From what I’ve heard, you’re using your paper not for writing, but for rolling doobies!

u/Truji11o 4d ago

And pretty soon, you’ll be livin in a VAN down by the RIVER!

u/OakleysnTie 4d ago

It’s the steady diet of government cheese that really seals it

u/Simple-Employer-2503 4d ago

What you’re probably going to find out as you go along is that you’re not gonna ammount to JACK SQUAT.

u/reallybadjazz 4d ago

Which probably also explains why they don't "wipe" "properly"

u/sanguinius4life 4d ago

Chris Farley forever

u/silvermoka 4d ago

I am THIRTY FIVE years old, THRICE divorced, and I live a VAN down by the RIVERRR

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u/BigJayPee 4d ago

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u/Oldmanwickles 4d ago

So crates was excellent 🎸

u/Invest0rnoob1 4d ago

Wild Stallions

u/shwarma_heaven 4d ago

Thank goodness [enter said person] has star tattoos... otherwise who knows what they would have done.

u/No_Physics2210 4d ago

Me, an alcoholic wife beater reading this.

"Maybe I judged you too harshly meth heads."

u/ThatHoFortuna 4d ago

Me, an alcoholic wife beater

Hey, stop that. Jerk.

u/sudecode 4d ago

You should instead ask him to get the tattoo.

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u/PirateBanger 3d ago

I'm sorry your wife is an alcoholic.

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u/MTChubbyHubby 4d ago

...Dad...? 🥺

u/Fluffy-Cycle-5738 4d ago

Step-dad?

u/ran_swonsan 4d ago

And buy more meth

u/TransGirlIndy 4d ago

Apparently the human body excretes most of the meth consumed in urine.

Don't drink meth piss, kids.

u/MurkyInvestigator810 4d ago

So I can dehydrate my piss and smoke up?

u/PissOnYourParade 4d ago

At certain fetish clubs that .. uhh .. my friend has visited, you will see people skipping the dehydrate step.

No judgement, but play safe people. (Before you ask, apparently it's also bioactive through "alternate routes")

u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 4d ago

I suppose subconsciously I've always thought of the piss guzzler being stonked on meth, rather than the piss giver. Thank you u/PissOnYourParade for broadening my horizons.

u/CanConfirm_AmSatan 4d ago

Username definitely checks out.

u/-Lonely_Stoner_ 4d ago

Have you even lived if no one has blown half a gram up ur ass with a straw?

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u/Fair_Candy5530 4d ago

Its truly a horrible addiction and genuinely sticks to everything too. Ive seen towels in a laundry room that was consistently smoked in literally form small crystals that glittered when light hits it . You will cough up flem and see it in ur spit. You will sweat and it will literally come out with it. Your piss as well as u mentioned. Just dont do meth kids, ever. It leads to nowhere but misery and once you realize its become a problem in your life, the damage is already done and cant easily be repaired.

u/Filled_w_Beez_710 4d ago

Well then what’s the point 🙄

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u/ThatHoFortuna 4d ago

It excretes almost all of it. And it doesn't break down in the environment. Public water sources in South Florida have a measurable amount of methamphetamine in them.

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u/ThirdChopp 4d ago

I do get methed up

but I get up again, son

nothing gets me down

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u/Embarrassed-Fold6780 4d ago

Accurately close to one i heard.

u/someonefromaustralia 4d ago

How do you know they don’t remind you to beat your wife and just go to church out of pure strife?

u/All_Wrong_Answers 4d ago

Apparently they dont fuckin work but the thought is nice.

u/Practical_Theme_6400 4d ago

So you're my kids little league coach?

u/sjaxn314159 4d ago

Fuck it, treat yourself!

u/Significant-Net-9286 4d ago

Pfffft... I dont do meth... Wait a minute? I am heavily addicted to various substances and one is pharmacy Meth... Fuck...

atleast i aint got an wife yet..My ex stabbed me though. 🤣🥲

u/jimjamjenkins 3d ago

...forget the church, preach the sermon bro✌🏻😭

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u/piggydawg 4d ago

Seafarer here. Nautical star represents Polaris, or the north star. Its all about finding your way home.

During the 90s/00s they were popularised by emo/nu metal music. Became synonymous with the genre so people just got them because they looked cool and represented their crowd. Maybe symbolises some kind of struggle for some people, in which you're lost and find your way back to yourself.

u/Rymanbc 4d ago

People definitely do get them for lots of reasons. Including no meaning, they just saw it in a book and thought it looked cool. But in general asking about them is a minefield where you'll often suddenly be in an awkward conversation where a complete stranger is oversharing about their personal demons.

u/-hitbypitch- 4d ago

Can confirm. I have a nautical star on my elbow because I thought it looked cool 25-ish years ago.

u/Phalanks 4d ago

You need to make up an awful story to overshare when someone asks you about it. Them's the rules.

u/Calculagraph 4d ago

I've got an eight-point nautical star on my inner forearm that's been there 22 years now. When people ask, I usually say it means "I'm eighteen."

u/InuitOverIt 4d ago

I used to go to this Subway where the guy had a large scorpion tattooed on his neck and up into his face. I went there enough that we were friendly acquaintances so eventually I asked "Is that cuz you're a scorpio?" and he goes, "No, it's cuz I'm a fucking dumbass"

u/Status-Basic 4d ago

“It serves as a reminder that I overcame being the person that thought this tattoo was a good idea”

u/molsonmuscle360 4d ago

I love when people ask the meaning of my tattoos. It's usually like, "that's for my folks, that one is my dog that died, that one is my favorite hockey team, the other 10? I had 200 bucks and a couple of hours of free time

u/ginanatasha 4d ago

Right I totally understand where you’re coming from. I got mine so long ago idk the reasoning but I know the reason. That’s ok tho casue they all mean something to me whether it makes sense or not.

u/RoughComparison8702 4d ago

I have a tribal "C" on one upper arm and that's what I tell people as well. "Here is an awesome sleeve I put a ton of time into and thought about it very carefully and got it all done when I was in my late 30s. And here's one I got off of the random wall of flash art the day I turned 18 in the year 2000 after thinking about it for 5 minutes".

I'm getting it covered up with a crescent moon whenever I start working on my other arm sleeve soon, but it's a good conversation piece/warning whenever someone brings up wanting tattoos.

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u/Ecstatic-Movie-795 4d ago

My husband was making fun of someone last week and said "they look like all their tattoos have meaning" as an insult and i almost died laughing.

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u/piggydawg 4d ago

Who was your fave band at the time? Out of interest.

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u/eastern_canadient 4d ago

I didn't get the tattoo, but I also thought it was cool 20-25 years ago.

u/ginanatasha 4d ago

I mean me too. I got mine like 20- 25 years ago along with swallows on my shoulder blades and a sacred heart in between.

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u/drunkeymunkey 4d ago

Whoa, hold on, did you only get the star on 1 elbow?

u/-hitbypitch- 4d ago

I have a bunch of tattoos, most of them are objectively bad, but I'm good with it. They're more for the memories than the artwork at this point.

Edit: yes, only the one elbow is tattooed. I have half a sleeve on one arm and just a shitty little tribal band on the other.

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u/piggydawg 4d ago

Its polaris baby!

Whatever your meaning is yours and fine.

Rather tham ask the meaning, tell them all about polaris and celestial navigation instead. Then they might have to get another nautical star to get over the trauma of that conversation.

u/Competitive_Treat588 4d ago

Popular tattoo culture is so fucked. You can start a fight over guns vs machines, also theyre supposed to be deeply personal but also people cover their mouths and giggle like old ladies gossiping about single mothers at church.

Its so gatekept and snarky.

u/TheInevitableLuigi 4d ago

Tell them you really are into first generation submarine launched ballistic missiles.

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u/shoeless_doh 4d ago

If I weren't over sharing with strangers, I wouldn't be sharing at all

u/never-fiftyone 4d ago

sharing is caring!

u/Old-Spirit-3320 4d ago

Beats getting the berserk brand. "Did you get that because of your experience being sexually assaulted or because you're a dumbfuck?"

u/Competitive_Treat588 4d ago

Being judged by a group that knows what a rapehorse is isnt too worrying honestly.

u/GratGrat 4d ago

I’d imagine most people get it because they like berserk. I wouldn’t put any more thought into it than that.

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u/Ho-Hag 4d ago

I have a nautical star on my chest between my boobs. I liked it…17 years ago

u/TheBureauChief 4d ago

I have a nautical star on my shoulder I got after basic. No real rhyme or reason, I just liked it and wanted someone to symbolize that period in my life. My other tattoo is a scorpion on my arm, same stuff though it matches my life at that point a little better.

u/cyrusthemarginal 4d ago

also very popular for Russian mobsters, if you get them on your knees or upper chest then you might be a target for your cultural appropriation.

u/According_Matter3302 4d ago

First tattoo… figured I’d always like a star lmao

u/Coffee_autistic 4d ago

Is it really oversharing if you asked?

u/Rymanbc 4d ago

Lol absolutely. If someone asks "does that tattoo have any significance to you?" they are expecting something like "oh yes, i got this tattoo to celebrate learning a second language" or something equally harmless. Not "this star is my guiding light that reminds me that im still a good person even though ive stolen every TV my mom bought over the last decade to support my addiction to buying feet pics online." One is oversharing, and it's important you know the difference.

u/Coffee_autistic 4d ago

Idk, I would assume asking a personal question like that would get a personal answer. I kinda file that under "if you don't want to know, don't ask."

Although, even when I don't ask anything, often I do get people I barely know sharing oddly personal things with me, lol.

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u/MrCookie2099 4d ago

That's asking anybody about any of their tattoos really.

u/dabblerdragon 4d ago

I have a nautical star belt buckle and the reason i have it is… i found it at a yard sale and I needed something red for an outfit for the band I was in. Now it’s my tuba-playin’ belt buckle. 📯

u/breno280 4d ago

Is it oversharing when you literally asked about it?

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u/Nillabeans 4d ago

"Because it looked cool," is a way more common tattoo meaning than people want to admit.

I get real annoyed at the people who think there's some deep meaning to everything and that you can't just ask. Maybe don't ask strangers, but you can ask people you know why they got their tattoo.

u/f3nnies 4d ago

Former and current emo kid here. Yeah, everyone got these. They have no meaning for anyone in the scene. I doubt 99/100 people with them tattooed even know that they are/were nautical stars.

Those even less in the know probably think it has something to do with Converse.

u/daggir69 4d ago

I came up during the 00. Was very close to getting one of these. Simply because I saw them on other musicians and famous people. Luckily I got something else.

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u/oiraves 4d ago

But also like every teenage girl in my hometown got one of these somewhere their parents couldn't see

u/PinkFloydBoxSet 4d ago

I thought these things were for twinks and the coloring/placement told each other who was a top/bottom/switch.

u/spacestonkz 4d ago

I thought that was the earrings only on one side

u/Revolutionary_Wrap76 4d ago

I heard this too growing up ... Was that ever a legit thing?? Or just some weird BS to make men not pierce their ears lol

u/Green_Insect_6455 4d ago

It was absolutely a thing buddy. Thats not some urban myth lmao. You have the entire internet at your hands, you could just read about it

u/ArctosT18 4d ago

The internet is full of lies and terrors now.

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u/Revolutionary_Wrap76 4d ago

I didn't feel like researching it...? Thanks though, I guess. Could do without the shitty attitude but 🤷

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u/Salt-Fox1176 4d ago

Huh?!

u/Bromorin 4d ago

I believe they are referencing the "gay ear"

u/TonyStowaway 4d ago

But... both of my ears are gay hmm.. I'll just go with a Prince Albert 😅

u/sdrawkcabineter 4d ago

I believe it's pronounced the "gay est."

u/ForeverAfraid7703 4d ago

That was gay men generally, not just twinks

u/Substantial-Low 4d ago

Bro up here bringing back the bandana code!

u/WindProfessional3774 4d ago

The blue nautical star was used in the 50s and 60s in Buffalo and western New York in the lesbian scene to signal to other lesbians that they were family. Specifically it would go on a butch's left wrist where a watch would lay. The watch would cover it during the day and it would come off at night when they were in the bars.

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u/Lockenhart 4d ago

I don't remember what they exactly look like, but these reminded me of the star tattoos that Russian inmates or ex-inmates sometimes have.

u/AsideLong9108 4d ago

In Russia it's not the star, it's wind rose. That are different and each have there own meaning. But anyway everyone call them stars...

u/DifficultyFit1895 4d ago

I figured they called them some Russian word

u/kuckbaby 4d ago

Its English lmao its a star but more for direction and meteorology

u/AccomplishedFerret70 4d ago

Starskies, but no Hutches

u/AsideLong9108 4d ago

yes, "звезды".

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u/IsTom 4d ago

Maybe słoneczko/kolovrat?

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u/bock_samson 4d ago

Everyone I knew that had one of these most definitely did not have their life together, some of them still don’t

u/HugePast9455 4d ago

Absolutely. Because it was a big of a trashy trend of a tattoo. It was just dumb kids copying each other. And it was extremely common. That's what the meme is about, not some hidden shame nautical whatever at the top of the thread.

u/GayGeekInLeather 4d ago

They were also pretty popular with a lot of twink gay pornstars in the early 2000s

u/Rymanbc 4d ago

Interesting. The kind of interesting that also tells a lot about the person telling you the interesting thing. Double interesting!

u/Orkran 4d ago

The username is also a hint ha

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u/Curious_Discoverer 4d ago

Came here to find this comment. I legit assumed they were a "gay tattoo" rater than the other meanings people mentioned in this thread.

u/SuxAtGaming 4d ago

I mostly know it as the wlw covert signaling tattoo

u/IvoryFlyaway 4d ago

Big in the emo scene, too.

u/nottwelvewhatisthis 4d ago

Wonder if there were more of these than the usmc tattoos

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u/DasKittySmoosh 4d ago

I literally got them because they're supposed to be "so you don't lose your way" and I was a church kid at the time still

Ironically, I found my way out of religion because of seeing how other "Christians" treated people and my empathy for humankind got me out.

I've had them for nearly 3 decades and honestly didn't know they had this strong of a correlation to being a terrible person haha

u/ericsmallman3 4d ago

That's why nautical star tattoos were very popular with IV drug users in the mid 20th century. (Along with the symbolism, they were also used to cover up bruising on injection sites).

u/UnderstandingLazy998 4d ago

The 1950s??

u/its_yer_dad 4d ago

Not sure about the IV bit, but the 50's are well known for heroin abuse among artists

u/UnderstandingLazy998 4d ago

Talking about tattoos here

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u/felchingqueen17 4d ago

I have a small one on my hand and you nailed it, it was about having direction and the ability to find my way home.

u/Rymanbc 4d ago

And I hope you always have that guidance you need, Felching Queen 17.

u/trey_wolfe 4d ago

Traditionally, didn't they mean you got into(or won) a bar fight in a foreign port? Red and green, representing lights on a ship meaning to "give way".

u/Rymanbc 4d ago

Red on your Right when Returning. In general in Maritime practices, red and green help establish how to avoid obstacles and other ships, yes. I dont know about any particular traditions with the navy about barfights and getting one though.

u/trey_wolfe 4d ago

Yep, red on right I remember. The story I told was just what I was told, but just as likely it was nonsense made up to make a tattoo seem more badass.

u/Cabana_bananza 4d ago

Back in the 19th century the Red Polaris tattoo was common for whalers that had worked in the North Atlantic. Rowland Macy had one that became the symbol of the Macy brand.

u/Admirable-Leader6927 4d ago

The unwritten rule is that you dont get tattoos you dont earn or you doom the entire ship.

u/edwardothegreatest 4d ago

TIL these are nautical stars.

u/gokusdabbinball 4d ago

Sounds gay and pretentious. 

They didn’t want people to ask her notice, they should get it somewhere that it can’t be seen, not the neck or arm. 

u/xeromage 4d ago

No they definitely want you to ask about them... it just won't be worth your time to do so.

u/TheChinook 4d ago

Wow that is so accurate. I used to do heroin with a girl who had two of these tatted on her.

u/BigAssMonkey 4d ago

Thank you for actually explaining

u/Remote_Metal8477 4d ago edited 4d ago

I remember 3 years ago I met an old dude in Netherlands and he had 2 of these tattoos on his chest, he showed me and then told me not to ask why he made them. At that time I didn't think much of it and now I see this random

u/BZLuck 4d ago

There was a friend of a friend on my Facebook feed years ago. Nice looking woman, with a... large chest. Maybe in her late 30s. She always posted pictures of her cleavage so, heh, why not leave her.

One day there is a post from her, with TWO huge star tattoos like this on her chest, one above each boob about 5" across. They looked silly. They were SO big. I never bothered to ask or looked into what they meant, so I just unfriended her. She served no purpose anymore as a random person in my feed. She went from "random woman in my feed with big boobs" to "random woman with giant star tattoos on her chest".

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u/doilysocks 4d ago

Which sucks because getting it on your wrist specifically is a lesbian/queer symbol :/

Lesbians used to get one on the wrist in an area that could be covered with a watch band, so taking it off or letting it show a little was code.

u/fritz236 4d ago

Is this why people put giant stars on the front of their house too?

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u/DMmeNSFW_Confessions 4d ago

I had a girlfriend who had one on her lower back. I'm not sure what she was trying to steer away from, but it apparently wasn't "Sucking most of her guy friend's cocks." or "Leaving her phone unlocked with pictures of her sucking her guy friend's 9" pierced cock on it."

so anyway I have a complex now.

u/Rymanbc 4d ago

That would be the <insert bad thing> for her. If I were to scour her socials how likely would I be to find a "if you cant handle me at worst, you dont deserve me at my best" post? Sorry it messed you up, brother, but youre definitely better off now. And most women are nothing like that.

u/Ruvio00 4d ago

Oh I got one because my grandfather was a sailor. I haven't really seen many people with them in Europe though.

u/SluttyCosmonaut 4d ago

They need a tattoo to remind you to not do bad things? Do they have the memory of a goldfish?

u/Ale-1O 4d ago

A guy I used to work with has a red one tatted on his arm. He's meth head 😅

u/Comfortable_Set553 4d ago

I have one tattoo, its this tattoo with my daughter's name next to it. my best friend who hung himself, that i happened to see hanging in a garage, had this tattoo all over his body. He was my daughter's "God father". Maybe some questions are better left un-asked.

u/Comfortable_Set553 4d ago

I like your comment!

u/Is-abel 4d ago

Huh. A boyfriend I had when I was a teenager had one of these. Never knew that.

u/neverwantedthisname 4d ago

As someone who has these, this is spot on. No bad thing I’m hiding etc lol just find home / direction

u/SuxAtGaming 4d ago

I've never heard this meaning before, historically leabians and bi women wore it to convertly signal to other wlw. That's why my bi mom had it and part of why I got it after her passing (most of it was as a memorial, it was her most recognizable tattoo if you knew her).

u/LimpyDan 4d ago

I personally enjoy seeing semi colon tattoos everywhere in detox. Perfect example of not sleeping on it.

u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 4d ago

Painfully true 😂

u/HerraKeisari 4d ago

I heard that they are russian mafia tattoos too. Supposedly you are not allowed to have them unless you are a made man.

u/Southernbeekeeper 4d ago

Thats mad. I've only ever known it to be eastern European prison tattoos. People had them on their elbows and knees and its meant to mean you don't bend (as in to authority).

u/Technical_Disaster96 4d ago

they were also used heavily during WW2 so lesbians could identify each other

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u/synthetikv 4d ago

Me and my bff got star tattoos when we were 17. His were nautical, mine are solid black. They didn't mean anything other than we were bored emo kids.

Now they just remind me of the time me and my buddy went and got tattoos.

u/qodeninja 4d ago

i have a rule 'never date someone with star tattoos' and thats ANY star lol. didnt know this was a thing, so it kind of worked out

u/justdropinbye 4d ago

It ain’t that deep guy. MOST just thought they were cool looking. SOME get dear diary deep about it.

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u/nv1dia 4d ago

Uhhh, UD Navy sailor 16 years here.

Sailors in times past, used to use these tattoos to identify if your body was for sale or not. Sailors could find people with this tattoo and expect to pay for a good time.

u/nochickflickmoments 4d ago

My dad has some because of the Navy I didn't know they meant something else.

u/DrumpfTinyHands 4d ago

Yeah, growing up it was a smack star...

u/Jenkinswarlock 4d ago

I got this tattoo since when I was a kid these were “rockstars” since they were all over guitar hero and I thought it looked sick, and I got it in one of my favorite colors! I can’t wait to get the other one on my other shoulder! But yeah most people don’t have the same reason as me

u/jus_like_at 4d ago

I got one at 18, I thought it looked cool.

u/chicknferi 4d ago

i always see red ones on houstonian gangbangers

u/Falkenmond79 4d ago

We used to make fun of people with extraordinary numbers of graves and stars. It became a saying with our clique. Like, when someone found a fiver in the street: „cool, found some money! Going to get a star tattoo at once!“ or „damn I stubbed my toe. Here comes another gravestone tattoo.“
Or: Hell yeah, my favorite toilet paper just got reduced in price! Let’s get another Star!“

It was truly hilarious for a while. 🤣

u/HugePast9455 4d ago edited 4d ago

Lol what is this nonsense explanation?

It's because like so many tattoos (armbands in the 90s, tramp stamp in the 2000s, Asian characters in the inner forearm) millions upon millions of cigarette smoking teens got the exact tattoo, basically at the same time, and it's just dating, over exposed, and cringe for many people of that age.

The guy in the meme isn't grateful that he didn't get a nautical tattoo that secretly expresses he did terrible things and doesn't regret it. What? He's grateful he didn't get a support common tattoo that most people regret now. This is the inherent problem with getting any popular tattoo, let alone the exact same one 5 of your friends have.

Lmao sometimes the amount of random misinformation on anonymous message boards...

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u/Alice-in-blunderland 4d ago

I knew this girl who got nautical stars tattooed in honor of her grandfather who had them because he was a sailor. Like right after she got them the trend started and she always felt the need to over explain her tattoos anytime someone saw them

u/HopefulTranslator577 4d ago

In some circles, lesbians use them to identify each other too.

u/MrDrProfesorPatrick 4d ago

My wife is the Marge Simpson of this demographic. She got one because she thinks they are neat.

u/Smelly-Elf 4d ago

The Nautical star. One point represting each of the 5 cardinal directions North, East, South, Fimbltrop, and West. My favorite

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u/ErinHollow 4d ago

The thing I heard was lesbians got them on their wrists- easily hidden under a watch in a work environment, but could be used to id them as lesbian in social settings. However, I read this online and never heard this from any of the lesbians I know, so it may not be true

u/MasterChildhood437 4d ago

I didn't know these were specific stars. They're just "pretty stars" to me D:

u/rowandeg2 4d ago

Dude. Wtf. I almost got beat up asking someone what it meant. Never knew this.

u/Worth-Opposite4437 4d ago

I would have said Power Rangers from the colours, but the Yellow star is missing...

u/daptain 4d ago

I automatically assume when I see this tattoo on someone that sublime or red hot chili peppers is one of their favorite bands and idk why

u/H0w14514 4d ago

Dealt with a very smug old guy in the academy who finally caused a lady to yell out, "why don't you tell us what that star on your calf means then?" He looked at us, put on a smile, and walked away. I've been wondering what these stars meant since.

u/New-Fig-406 4d ago

Note: it was also used, in some areas, as a discrete way to say “I’m lesbian”

u/jensalik 4d ago

"Yeah, man..."

Takes a puff from a crudely rolled zigarette

"... killing that man over which gum is better, juicy fruit or spearmint, wasn't ma best idea... in hindsight. Those stars remind me daily how hard it was to get back on track... But we can agree it's spearmint, right?"

u/breno280 4d ago

Alternatively they mean someone is a lesbian when tattooed on the wrist.

u/Chance-the-Gardener 4d ago

I can’t tell if you’re just making this up and creating lore for a secret society of tattoo bearers I’ve never heard of or noticed before, or if they’re such a successful culture they’re blending in infront of my eyes.

Am I not supposed to ask about people’s semicolon tattoos too? How am I to know the length of their colon without that chat?

There’s so many rules.

u/DrPornMD23 4d ago

I heard they have a very specific meaning in the Russian mafia.

u/AvailableReporter484 3d ago

This is what I find very funny about tattoo culture in general. It runs the gamut from extremely personal and meaningful to “I just thought it would be funny to tattoo this penis on me”

u/anonysmoker 3d ago

My sister has 3 nautical stars and is going the wrong direction in life and has no home. SMH

u/PHYUCKISHREAEL 3d ago

I have a black and red one behind my arm...was supposed to get dual ones but my buddy getting his first tattoo didn't have enough money, so I gave him some and then I didn't. I just like the design lmao it does not mean anything

u/amylynnnnn27 3d ago

As someone that’s worked in a tattoo shop in a military town for 14 years, I back this 100%. You learn what a lot of things mean overtime. BUT like a lot of other traditional tattoos, the nautical star had its moment lol. They aren’t really popular anymore and rarely ever requested. If it is, more often than not it’s someone in the Navy.

u/cyrustakem 3d ago

"i do <insert bad thing>, and dont really intend to stop, but these star tattoos remind me to try to follow the right path".

yeah, that reminds me that a lot of criminals tend to be very religious, which to an unreligious people like me is sounds very ironic

u/mamasonerdy 3d ago

I got mine for the nautical reason. I was such square that I had zero idea it ment anything else

u/Cukaramacara 3d ago

Lol a friend of mine got those, one on each shoulder, apparently they meant good sex

u/Cthuhludawn666 2d ago

There was also a trend in the middle 00's where emos would just get them because everyone else did. Like Swallows.

u/Forsaken_Orchid_6014 1d ago

my grandfather got one for each of his grandkids, WTF ARE PEOPLE DOING WITH THESE STARS?!

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