Petah?

[u/Low-Season-2057]

[u/randomlemon9192]

I do meth, but I try to not let it control my life. These stars remind me to go to church and not beat my wife.

[u/GuardianOfReason → u/randomlemon9192]

Calm down Shakespeare.

[u/cowannago → u/GuardianOfReason]

Let Bill cook.

[u/DanytheReaper → u/cowannago]

Cooking was his problem in the first place

[u/FerritLT → u/DanytheReaper]

[u/Ok-Statistician-5242 → u/FerritLT]

[u/Naive_Warthog8283 → u/Ok-Statistician-5242]

[u/BleedsBlue4UK → u/Naive_Warthog8283]

[u/Cr0wz_ → u/BleedsBlue4UK]

[u/Kapsig1295 → u/Naive_Warthog8283]

[u/Nope-not-really → u/Kapsig1295]

[u/Kapsig1295 → u/Nope-not-really]

Love it

[u/Halo05977 → u/Nope-not-really]

[u/techn0g0d → u/Naive_Warthog8283]

[u/justsomedude323 → u/techn0g0d]

[u/ComprehensiveDay9854 → u/Naive_Warthog8283]

[u/Hetares → u/Ok-Statistician-5242]

Watson?

[u/itsbigpptime → u/Ok-Statistician-5242]

[u/BeyondComplex5020 → u/Ok-Statistician-5242]

[u/Theo_tokos → u/Ok-Statistician-5242]

[u/ExaminationNo5995 → u/FerritLT]

[u/Coach_T_Truther → u/FerritLT]

[u/spacecity09 → u/Coach_T_Truther]

[u/Martyus_III → u/spacecity09]

[u/oxide_j → u/FerritLT]

Why’s this look like it was drawn on the Nintendo DS?

[u/CosmicCavern → u/DanytheReaper]

And also a problem when he stopped

[u/Spider_Dude → u/CosmicCavern]

Meth was never really the problem. But certainly the solution.

[u/xMyDixieWreckedx → u/Spider_Dude]

Better living through chemistry

[u/Gwynito → u/Spider_Dude]

We talking meth or math?

[u/Spider_Dude → u/Gwynito]

Pick your poison.

[u/Bikeface_killa → u/CosmicCavern]

It's not the fall that kills you, just the sudden stop.

[u/isdeasdeusde → u/DanytheReaper]

"Jessiah, we must cooketh!"

[u/Throwawayjoy24 → u/DanytheReaper]

This is the comment thread I DIDN’T KNOW I needed this morning

[u/Gripping_Touch → u/DanytheReaper]

Shirley you don't consume your own product

[u/cnematik → u/DanytheReaper]

And your comment was in iambic pentameter!

[u/Old-Marionberry1203 → u/cnematik]

not even close

[u/Itsmyloc-nar → u/DanytheReaper]

Hamlet… doth we cook?