r/MadeMeSmile • u/SatoruGojo232 • Jul 02 '26

Wholesome Moments Great to see heroes being honoured

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u/dumpling_factory Jul 02 '26

The asterisks made me think "school shitter". But also what a cool guy. My principal could never.

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u/kearkan Jul 02 '26

Yeah me too.

I don't understand this censorship. It's like you're denying that it's real. Rape, sex, shooter, suicide, these things happen and should be talked about so they can be seen and judged.

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u/colourfulsynesthete Jul 02 '26

"Unalived" makes me want to put my head through a wall.

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u/King_Six_of_Things Jul 02 '26

Don't do that, you'll unalive yourself.

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u/No_Magician5266 Jul 02 '26

I can see the news headline already: Reddit user colourfulsynesthete found dead, cause of death: sh*t themself

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 Jul 02 '26

Disentry is not to be laughed at!

But it is funny....

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u/failed_supernova Jul 02 '26

Dissin' Terry is def a quick way to unalive

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u/PlzDntBanMeAgan Jul 02 '26

Put it in reverse Terry!

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u/Glum-Factor-8632 Jul 02 '26

Back up Terry!!

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u/ScienceObjective2510 Jul 02 '26

It is that time of year! Watch out for them fireworks kids and Terry!

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u/Telemere125 Jul 02 '26

I love terry crews!

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u/Would_daver Jul 02 '26

Neither is collara

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u/etaineawoo Jul 02 '26

Or stepsis

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz Jul 02 '26

I've seen that video

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u/hiddenone0326 Jul 02 '26

Username checks out šŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Log4005 Jul 02 '26

Isnā€™t it dysentery

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u/secacc Jul 02 '26

It's d*s**t**y

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u/will-read Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

In the civil war, more people died from sh*t than being sh*t.

Edit: WTF is going on with markdown?

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u/secacc Jul 02 '26

Markdown is just doing its job. Escape the asterisks with a backslash in front of each, if you want to ensure they stay as literal asterisks.

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u/JustAGerm113 Jul 02 '26

ā€œCause of unalivementā€

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u/nestaselect Jul 02 '26

This one got me. Thank you!

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u/Telemere125 Jul 02 '26

M***** f***** y** g***** d** g**** a t** h****

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u/heartofgoldtroll Jul 02 '26

ā€œGrapeā€ wtf

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u/Dead_Wolf2y5 Jul 03 '26

As a survivor this one pisses me off something fierce. I get that you don't wanna talk about it, Barbra, but guess what? It happened to me- more than once- and if we don't talk about it like grown adults then it's going. to. keep. happening.

Grow up and call things what they are. I'm responsible for managing my own triggers.

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u/Katlix Jul 03 '26

Words like grape/unalive/pewpew didn't get used by people who didn't want talk about rape/murder/suicide/guns, they were used by people who DID want to talk about those topics and shine a light on these subjects. But if they used the normal words either the algorithm would fuck them over or their videos got taken down. Blame the social media platforms for this. People had to get "creative" discussing difficult topics or spreading important information to reach a wider audience. They don't use those words for the fun of it. But as it always happens time and exposure to the "creative" words means they bleed into other platforms and regular vernacular.Ā 

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u/Realistic_Film3218 Jul 03 '26

This.

I'm a survivor too, but whenever I post or comment about SA, I often get my comments removed or my account banned for using trigger words on social media. It's infuriating.

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u/nukawolf Jul 02 '26

Nah at the very worst they might seriously h**t themselves.

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 Jul 02 '26

Then that'd be su****e.....

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u/Organic_Education494 Jul 02 '26

No can confirm it just gives a headache and makes a hole in the wall. At least if it is a wall in the US

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u/shewy92 Jul 02 '26

IDK why people jsut don't say "took their own life" if they really don't want to use the word suicide. I heard "sewer slide" once and it's just gross to me to basically make fun of something so serious.

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u/GeologistNo2065 Jul 02 '26

You donā€™t think we should refer to suicide as ā€œcommitting slip and slideā€ (Yes Iā€™ve actually seen this, sadly)

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u/shewy92 Jul 02 '26

I just threw up in my mouth

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u/PepperoniPaws Jul 03 '26

Lot of kids fully commited to the slip n' slide.

Shit was fun... Until you hit the end of the track.

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u/Meatingpeople Jul 02 '26

Over use of the term unalived makes me want to commit suicide

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u/QuasiSpace Jul 02 '26

Hey hey, don't make us report this post for threatening self-harm.

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u/Meatingpeople Jul 02 '26

someone did lol, i got messages offering help

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u/less_unique_username Jul 02 '26

*self-unalivement

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u/symbolsandthings Jul 02 '26

*self-delete

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u/campersin Jul 02 '26

Exactly, how is that any less triggering? We all can deduce what it means.Ā 

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u/BlooodyButterfly Jul 02 '26

it's not about triggering people, they don't care, but they care about monetization and these vids are usually for tiktok and instagram, which censor a lot of 'triggering' words.

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u/Zer0pede Jul 02 '26

All of the social media platforms say they wonā€™t censor the word ā€œsuicide,ā€ because that blocks suicide prevention resources.

Honestly they havenā€™t said this next part, but if I were them Iā€™d censor ā€œunalivedā€ instead because that means itā€™s more likely to be an unserious person. Thereā€™s no ā€œNational Unaliving Prevention Centerā€ youā€™d accidentally block that way.

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u/BlooodyButterfly Jul 02 '26

I agree with you. But at the same time they say they won't censor words such as Lesbian and when I used tiktok a lot of the content creators using the word was shadow-banned, so that's why you'll get a lot of Le$bean and similar to this day.

Anyway, all this self (or imposed) censoring is just plain dumb IMHO

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u/ifyoulovesatan Jul 02 '26

So long as the algorithms that control our feeds are either private or inscrutable AI black boxes, weird self censorship isn't necessarily dumb, and it's here to stay.

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u/jadiana Jul 02 '26

Like saying the "F" word. Dude, we know that you mean "fuck" so what's the difference? A reduction of the word that still means the same thing, is still a vulgarity. You're not fooling anyone. It's just stupid.

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u/falling_knives Jul 02 '26

Accidentally hitting your thumb with a hammer and yelling, "F Word!" just isn't the same.

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u/obvious_daydream Jul 02 '26

My uncle used to yell, oh G D F word!ā€ Exactly like that. Omitted the swearing in favour of letters. Your comment bought back memories, thank you!

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u/definitelynot40 Jul 03 '26

I had a student who would say "GOM" instead of OMG. I knew she wasn't dyslexic, so I pulled her aside one day and asked. She said she was very religious and thought OMG was still against her religion so the GOM stood for "gosh, oh my." Thinking back, I realized she'd adjust the verbiage of the sentence to fit her shortened words.

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u/obvious_daydream Jul 03 '26

Love this story

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u/mythiii Jul 02 '26

Say the N-word NOW!

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u/Vertig0x Jul 02 '26

Man. I miss the n-word bot getting summoned to reveal people with dozens of hard r's in their comments.

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u/no2rdifferent Jul 02 '26

I've started using fock because some subs have rules, and I get a notice of some threat. I agree with you, though. We should not have to self-censor.

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u/Jaded-Albatross-5242 Jul 02 '26

It's because the algorithms on social media won't let it get shared/spread if certain words pertaining to violence are used

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u/someonesshadow Jul 02 '26

Which we don't even know is true. Someone just said and assumed it and people just went with it.

We have NO IDEA how most private company algo's work, what they look for, what they deem worthy of pushing to random peoples feeds.

Even if it was a confirmed issue... then make a fucking fuss about it. Don't let yourself be censored, move to another platform, or even push to have free speech laws extended to online platforms that are open to the public where speech is a key factor of the platform.

I might be hitting my old man yells at clouds era but I fucking hate how things have gotten MORE censored than when we had "ARE VIDEO GAMES RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR CHILD BECOMING A CRIMINAL!?!?!? MORE AT 5!" as an every night segment.

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u/SutterCane Jul 02 '26

We have NO IDEA how most private company algo's work

Seems like youā€™ve never gotten an automatic reddit AI suspension before.

Say the wrong phrase even quoting something and bye.

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u/someonesshadow Jul 02 '26

Yet its not consistent. Also I have been on Reddit a LONG time and never been banned for anything, and I have no problem saying pretty much anything. Granted I don't throw around hate speech but I have no issue voicing whatever I want.

So again, we don't KNOW how these things work, because if we did we would be able to game the system all the time.

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u/LololNostalgia Jul 02 '26

I've found that its not really reddit thats responsible for this type of censorship but instagram, tiktok, and youtube are the biggest culprits.

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u/Proteuskel Jul 02 '26

I feel like thatā€™s shifted lately. A lot more AI moderation than there used to be. Iā€™ve had likeā€¦ 3 I think? AI content warning that were immediately reversed on appeal in the last month or so; never any before

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u/someonesshadow Jul 02 '26

Its the users. Unless a platform SPECIFICALLY tells you "hey you cant say these things here or depict this content here", then its on the users to just speak and show what they want to show, not censor themselves preemptively.

Capitulation is not something that works well, whether we are talking about world politics or making concessions for people/entities that are consistently hostile towards you/others.

So yeah, put them in a spot where they lose users/views/etc because of their algo if that is even the case, and then if they make it official just refuse to interact with it and look for an alternative.

Voting with your wallet works if you are the product as well.

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u/Proteuskel Jul 02 '26

I once got an automatic content report on Reddit for ā€œpromoting violenceā€ because I clarified to a SA victim I wasnā€™t condemning her response when she told me she broke her assailantā€™s wrist pushing him herself.

She shared that story in response to my commenting that it was OK for someone in the OPā€™s video to tap in help from a coworker in dealing with SA, after someone did the ā€œequality means do it yourselfā€ thing about the victim being shook. The experience of getting a violation for clarifying I WASNā€™T telling the victim of SA that she was wrong to defend herself was trippy AF, and an excellent example of why some of us use these terms instead of the full wording

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u/Lilvixen_UK Jul 03 '26

I don't dare to presume your age, but I agree that censorship in all mediums seems to have got worse since the late '90s, when the internet became readily available to most people.

Don't get me wrong, we shouldn't be blasƩ about the things young people are exposed to now that the world is literally at their fingertips, but you can't be precious about an issue that they literally have drills on in the US because it happens so bloody often. Either sort out your gun laws or let them educate themselves - you can't have it both ways.

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u/needyspace Jul 02 '26

Even if it was a confirmed issue... then make a fucking fuss about it. Don't let yourself be censored, move to another platform

lol, you're delusional. Either be the change you want to see in the world, or quit complaining about people taking advantage of the most powerful media platforms to have ever existed.

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u/Zer0pede Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Also, explicitly using the word suicide is supposed to be better if youā€™re trying to help people actually considering suicide. Itā€™s not a cutesy euphemism; it addresses the reality of the situation; and itā€™s more likely to lead people to real resources instead of memes or jokes.

Apparently thatā€™s also why TikTokā€™s safety center said they wouldnā€™t ever censor the word ā€œsuicide.ā€

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u/Dougnifico Jul 02 '26

I thought that was mostly used because of YouTube filters and demonitization. Anyone using it to avoid being triggering is an idiot.

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u/TheDebonairQuokka Jul 02 '26

Thank you. I agree.

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u/tacobellwendys Jul 03 '26

Thank you!!! Holy shit!!! And saying the word suicide is now frowned upon. Well fuck how else do I say it? And before I get banned, I lost two very close people in my life who died because of suicide. Unalive, give me a fucken break!

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u/Widespreaddd Jul 02 '26

Amen. The words are innocent of the acts they describe.

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u/itsdainti Jul 02 '26

That's a beautiful way of putting that. Mind if I steal that irl?

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u/December_Flame Jul 02 '26

no that's actually illegal

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u/Squirty42069 Jul 02 '26

Actually the term is "unallowed" please adjust accordingly :(

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u/itsdainti Jul 02 '26

Thank you for the correction. I am listening and learning. Just wished I did it before committing social sudoku šŸ˜­

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u/itsdainti Jul 02 '26

Ok. Valid. šŸ¤£

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u/kearkan Jul 02 '26

Straight to jail

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u/Civil-Cod-6984 Jul 02 '26

Itā€™s mostly because the algorithm on most social media websites will not promote any post with those words in them because the topics are not advertiser friendly. Then people will naturally start doing it in their posts because they see others doing it.

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u/burf Jul 02 '26

Hilarious that capitalism is ruining basic communication now.

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u/wholetyouinhere Jul 02 '26

It makes it difficult to criticize the capital class. If you wanted to make a video describing systemic abuse of some kind, and upload it to YouTube, you'd have to censor your language in order to make any income, which means tiptoeing around what the perpetrators are actually doing.

Meanwhile, if a person decides to take a camera to some impoverished part of a city, and make a 20-minute slapdash "documentary" implying and insinuating all sorts of things that aren't actually happening, and blaming it on "liberal" policies without saying so out loud, and get tens of millions of views from people who believe it all because they're primed to, that is completely acceptable within YouTube guidelines.

This imbalance isn't coincidental.

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u/Cersad Jul 02 '26

Oh it's nothing new. The method of communication is different but basic communications have been ruined for centuries by capitalists, oligarchs, autocrats, tyrants, aristocrats, and religions.

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u/reagsters Jul 02 '26

Itā€™s double plus bad.

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u/Helstrem Jul 02 '26

Itā€™s not, but until the algorithm is updated it doesnā€™t know that.

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u/Vladimir2033 Jul 02 '26

It not being updated is certainly not the reason.

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u/HIM_Darling Jul 03 '26

Someone came at me for posting my cousins charge that he was sentenced to prison for, which was possession of child pornography, copied word for word from the state prison website. Told me I should change/sensor it because the words were triggering. I guess I get it, but if the legal criminal charge is that triggering to you, maybe get more therapy and stay off the internet rather than try to assert control over strangers on reddit.

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u/marr Jul 02 '26

Apparently advertising companies prefer it this way.

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u/Brendangmcinerney Jul 02 '26

I believe it started as a way around TikTokā€™s censors, but spread everywhere. I hate it.

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u/krakk3rjack Jul 02 '26

Newspeak. 100%

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u/Sekiguchi-Genetics Jul 03 '26

Kinda shocked more people don't realize this is what they are doing

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u/Particular_Grass8050 Jul 02 '26

ā€œGrapeā€ and ā€œpdf fileā€ bother me the most I think. Using the stupid alternate words totally trivializes the depth behind the actual words imo.

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u/BrandonXbox Jul 02 '26

I wish I could upvote this 1 million more times

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 Jul 02 '26

I think you mean grape, secks, pewpewer, and blue abide. /s

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u/kearkan Jul 02 '26

Kithing

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 Jul 02 '26

Schmolding schmands

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u/FatefulDonkey Jul 02 '26

Awe nooo. You used the šŸ‡ word

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 Jul 02 '26

Same with suicide. Reducing it to ā€œunaliveā€ is silly and demeans the pain and suffering those who commit suicide are in. It needs to be talked about openly so those feeling lost, can also come forward to talk about it. I almost committed suicide and am willing to discuss it often. It was a scary.Ā 

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u/mathiustus Jul 02 '26

How long until those words ā€œunalived, grape, SAdā€ and the like are also caught by the algorithms forcing people to choose even dumber terms?

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u/Zip-Crane Jul 02 '26

In my job weā€™re trained to talk to people about suicide and one of the most important messages is donā€™t hide away from saying the word suicide to someone who you might think is suicidal. It makes it even more strange that the word is often censored.

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u/Gr8NW Jul 02 '26

Itā€™s performative new-Victorianism, and it sickens me.

The people who do this remind me of a Victorian lady: ā€œSay limbs, not legs! Thatā€™s so improper!ā€ All the while thinking she is SO ladylike to avoid the word legs because it might make people think of whatā€™s at the top of them oh dear, dear, dear, dear! (Commence superiority dance.)

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u/BennySkateboard Jul 02 '26

Itā€™s Reddit. You should be able to say these things.

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u/Caramel-Apprehensive Jul 02 '26

I'm glad it wasn't just me...

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u/urSweetToy Jul 02 '26

I mean the principal will stop the shitter too, anyway this principle is a herošŸ‘

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u/Long_Bit8328 Jul 02 '26

If he can stop a shitter. We need to get him to The Whitehouse ASAP!

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u/HalfSoul30 Jul 02 '26

You just switched up your principles/pals

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u/Extension-Device-533 Jul 02 '26

Definitely not just you, especially for those of us outside USA where the phrase ā€œschool shooterā€ isnā€™t something we really have in our general vocabulary, thank fuck.

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u/BarNo3385 Jul 02 '26

Honestly "school shitter" isnt particularly in my general vocabulary either..

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u/Extension-Device-533 Jul 02 '26

Hehe, well thereā€™s always that one child isnā€™t there

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u/Foamymonkey Jul 02 '26

In my province in Canada we had the UPEI pisser. This guy would just record himself pissing at random spots on the UPEI campus and put it on Instagram. Every video would be captioned "the UPEI pisser strikes again"

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u/xczechr Jul 02 '26

Only a good guy with a shit can stop a bad guy with a shit.

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u/Unusual-Locksmith832 Jul 02 '26

Lucky. My school had a mysterious school shitter that would leave Godzilla tier droppings in the men's bathroom and put it out of work. Not even the unknown bathroom was safe.

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u/Large-Possibility-13 Jul 02 '26

We had a phantom shitter in school. He would shit in the sink instead. I assumed it was one of those lol

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u/einTier Jul 02 '26

Yeah. Iā€™m an American so it is in my vocabulary. I just donā€™t think of ā€œshooterā€ as a word that would ever be censored.

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u/graftthison Jul 02 '26

See, I am in the US and I knew exactly what it was the moment I saw it.

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight Jul 02 '26

It was all of us, brotherā€¦It was all of us.

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u/Mirewen15 Jul 02 '26

Nope. Pretty sure a lot of us thought this. I know I did lol

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u/Klopp_is_God Jul 02 '26

We had an unknown student in our high school known only as the Phantom Shitter. This was back in the 90s at an all boys school.

At lunch breaks weā€™d all dump our bags in various bits off the hallways and go outside to play football. Every couple of weeks this fiend would select a random bag take to a bathroom and rip a big shit into their victimā€™s pencil case.

At the end of lunch weā€™d get our bags and go to class. Somewhere in the school someone would take their stuff out, open their pencil case and surprise-A big shit.

This went on for years and nobody was ever caught. One year it just stopped so they must have finished school

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u/ParsonsTheGreat Jul 02 '26

It was actually a boy made out of shit. He tried connecting with other students by leaving a piece of himself in their pencil cases. Eventually, he used all of himself up and thus, no longer exists. But that little shit boy will forever exist in my heart šŸ˜„

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u/Enshitification Jul 02 '26

It might have been a teacher.

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u/highcoolteacher Jul 02 '26

It was a teacher

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u/OkDust5962 Jul 02 '26

We had a Phantom Shitter at Camp Phoenix, Kabul, in about 2010-11. That's the name people used. Same guy?

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u/ANGRY_ASPARAGUS Jul 02 '26

Hahaha.... at our school someone would just smear shit on the bathroom mirrors when the washrooms were empty. They had the nickname "The Mad Crapper". And since there were no cameras in the 90s, no one ever found out who it was

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u/flissfloss86 Jul 02 '26

Well that just reminds me of The Mad Pooper episode of Bob's Burgers

Treat yo' self: https://youtu.be/qV4sEuDfFo4?is=n3L6RZE2--In2UnQ

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u/quietly41 Jul 02 '26

Check out s2 of American Vandal, it's all about poop

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u/azsnaz Jul 02 '26

Reminds me of who took a dookie in the urinal from southpark

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u/TheHalfChubPrince Jul 02 '26

He stopped the school shitter by throwing wet paper towel balls over the stall wall.

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u/FunRich5754 Jul 02 '26

I was like well, need to look up this story ASAP but then the video showed him being a real life hero and stopping a murderer. So.

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u/DC_Ben Jul 02 '26

My initial reaction as well šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Great_Ad7148 Jul 02 '26

My principle was an old gentle nun and Iā€™d like to imagine she wouldā€™ve pulled out some crazy martial arts moves. Hope sheā€™s well!!

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u/notashroom Jul 02 '26

My ex went to a Catholic school where the principal, also a nun, did stop an intended school shooting. She didn't tackle the boy, but she did approach him and successfully grab his gun barehanded.

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u/Great_Ad7148 Jul 02 '26

Hellll yeah may she be blessed forever

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u/Enshitification Jul 02 '26

Way back when, my sifu taught Tai Chi to a convent of elderly nuns. He did not appreciate my suggestion that he teach them to use prayer beads as a weapon style. I so wanted to see nun nunchaku.

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u/FatMacchio Jul 02 '26

I hate censorship on the internet. Letā€™s stop kidding ourselves. Even 5 year old iPad babies can see and hear things worse on Roblox than just some bad, or heavy words

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u/Longy_LTB Jul 02 '26

Iā€™m afraid every principal does it. Does a principal s**t in the woods?

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u/Archangel_TS Jul 02 '26

What if no one's around to hear it?

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u/Odd_Front_8275 Jul 02 '26

Me too lol. I was like, he stopped someone from shitting on the school? Hm... okay.

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u/Sirix_8472 Jul 02 '26

Mine could never either. But I guess that's coz we don't have gun issues and rigorous controls with little access and generally no "culture" around guns.

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u/circuitj3rky Jul 02 '26

seconded

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u/Parklifeee Jul 02 '26

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I thought the lack of sleep was finally catching up with me

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz Jul 02 '26

Same... Totally reasonable for him to be crowned king for it

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u/Silent-Arm-7165 Jul 02 '26

Oh my god me too! Took me a minute

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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 Jul 02 '26

Shitbrick from American Pie.

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u/Arthurlmnz Jul 02 '26

How dare he shit at school?!

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u/Underbadger Jul 02 '26

That was my first thought as well. Stopping a mad shitter would be also worthy of a crown.

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u/ArgyleGhoul Jul 02 '26

Somebody has to stop that guy (the school shitter, not the principal)

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u/GuardingxCross Jul 02 '26

My principal was such a stoner, he would have tried to talk him out of it like ā€œlook maaaaan, you donā€™t want to do this. Itā€™s like totally NOT rad brotherā€

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u/triflers_need_not Jul 02 '26

Me too. As he tackled the guy I was thinking "Bro was shitting in the hall? Bold choice!" and then I saw the gun.

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u/SomeDudeSaysWhat Jul 02 '26

Would still be a hero either way

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u/lenmylobersterbush Jul 02 '26

Same, I thinking stopping a Phantom Shitter

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u/Aristarchus1981 Jul 02 '26

Totes Magotes

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u/jadiana Jul 02 '26

Took me a moment too.

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u/JerryRed100s Jul 02 '26

I absolutely thought it was a shitter. Thank God it was just a shooter. The second amendment does not apply to shitting

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u/CadieTheCadet Jul 02 '26

OMG THANK YOU I was like "they stopped a shitter what?"

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u/villings Jul 02 '26

I was ready to type my joke

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u/BaconAndSyrupYum Jul 02 '26

ditto šŸ˜‚ took multiple times of reading to figure it out

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u/em7924 Jul 02 '26

"One more unauthorized shit, and it's a one-week suspension for you young man!"

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u/jimigo Jul 02 '26

Holy shit, me too. I'm like what's this old guy up to?

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u/Hertzcanblowme Jul 02 '26

The bathroom like tile on the floor didnā€™t help the situation either.

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u/TheSpicyTomato22 Jul 02 '26

I don't understand modern censorship. Like maybe I'm getting old?

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u/Dull_Slice3882 Jul 02 '26

For real me too! I was thinking someone must be dropping something nasty

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u/bojangler69420 Jul 02 '26

Can you imagine an armed school shitter?

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u/RaShadar Jul 02 '26

I despise the level that censorship has hit in service to the algorithm

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u/Dark--Samurai Jul 02 '26

Do we share the same Brain Cells

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u/CatButler Jul 02 '26

"Hey Seymour, someone dropped an upper decker in the faculty lounge toilet again"

"One day I'll stop you school sh**ter"

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct Jul 02 '26

for real, thought they went on an It's Always Sunny arc or something

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u/giraffegoals Jul 02 '26

Oh thank god Iā€™m not the only one. šŸ«£

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u/Ball_Fiend Jul 02 '26

I thought he found out who was putting turds on the rim of the toilet seat, leaving upper deckers, and shitting in the urinal. Why exactly do we need to censor "shooting"?

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u/midwestia Jul 02 '26

Omg same haha. When i was in HS we did have a school pisser, he would piss in random potted plants in classrooms and was eventually caught and expelled.

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u/TombSv Jul 02 '26

Ah, so that is what they meant

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u/Ah_non_e_moose Jul 02 '26

Bare handed, like heroes do.

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u/supapumped Jul 02 '26

My old algebra teacher did (years after I graduated)

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u/birbman2 Jul 02 '26

I believe a lot of my teachers and principlalā€™s wouldā€™ve done the same thing.

No fault of your own, but itā€™s sad you didnā€™t get to feel the same way.

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u/Worldly_Studio4884 Jul 02 '26

i definitely read school shitter first too before my brain caught up.

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u/NasuPossu Jul 02 '26

my principal would use us as a human shieldšŸ¤£

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u/i_am_nonsense Jul 02 '26

Zeek from Bob's burgers

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u/acmstw Jul 02 '26

ME TOO

With how prevalent school shootings are in this country, I'm shocked my mind went to shitter first

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u/dfoley323 Jul 02 '26

If it makes you feel better, one of my high school principles went to jail for soliciting a minor....

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u/moonprism Jul 02 '26

my principal, while not at school, did get shot at as he tried to save people from a shooter on the news.

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