r/MadeMeSmile • u/SatoruGojo232 • Jul 02 '26

Wholesome Moments Great to see heroes being honoured

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u/dumpling_factory Jul 02 '26

The asterisks made me think "school shitter". But also what a cool guy. My principal could never.

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u/Caramel-Apprehensive Jul 02 '26

I'm glad it wasn't just me...

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u/urSweetToy Jul 02 '26

I mean the principal will stop the shitter too, anyway this principle is a hero👏

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u/Long_Bit8328 Jul 02 '26

If he can stop a shitter. We need to get him to The Whitehouse ASAP!

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u/HalfSoul30 Jul 02 '26

You just switched up your principles/pals

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u/CheckYourStats Jul 03 '26

I also read it as “shitter” and instantly thought of Zeke from Bob’s Burgers.

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u/Extension-Device-533 Jul 02 '26

Definitely not just you, especially for those of us outside USA where the phrase “school shooter” isn’t something we really have in our general vocabulary, thank fuck.

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u/BarNo3385 Jul 02 '26

Honestly "school shitter" isnt particularly in my general vocabulary either..

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u/Extension-Device-533 Jul 02 '26

Hehe, well there’s always that one child isn’t there

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u/Impossible_Divide297 Jul 03 '26

Especially at primary (elementary) schools. Luckily, it’s always cleared up by a female member of staff and/or child’s parent.

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u/Foamymonkey Jul 02 '26

In my province in Canada we had the UPEI pisser. This guy would just record himself pissing at random spots on the UPEI campus and put it on Instagram. Every video would be captioned "the UPEI pisser strikes again"

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u/xczechr Jul 02 '26

Only a good guy with a shit can stop a bad guy with a shit.

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u/Unusual-Locksmith832 Jul 02 '26

Lucky. My school had a mysterious school shitter that would leave Godzilla tier droppings in the men's bathroom and put it out of work. Not even the unknown bathroom was safe.

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u/Large-Possibility-13 Jul 02 '26

We had a phantom shitter in school. He would shit in the sink instead. I assumed it was one of those lol

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u/einTier Jul 02 '26

Yeah. I’m an American so it is in my vocabulary. I just don’t think of “shooter” as a word that would ever be censored.

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u/graftthison Jul 02 '26

See, I am in the US and I knew exactly what it was the moment I saw it.

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight Jul 02 '26

It was all of us, brother…It was all of us.

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u/Mirewen15 Jul 02 '26

Nope. Pretty sure a lot of us thought this. I know I did lol

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u/MisterBungle Jul 02 '26

Dude. Same