r/MadeMeSmile • u/SatoruGojo232 • Jul 02 '26

Wholesome Moments Great to see heroes being honoured

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u/dumpling_factory Jul 02 '26

The asterisks made me think "school shitter". But also what a cool guy. My principal could never.

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u/Klopp_is_God Jul 02 '26

We had an unknown student in our high school known only as the Phantom Shitter. This was back in the 90s at an all boys school.

At lunch breaks we’d all dump our bags in various bits off the hallways and go outside to play football. Every couple of weeks this fiend would select a random bag take to a bathroom and rip a big shit into their victim’s pencil case.

At the end of lunch we’d get our bags and go to class. Somewhere in the school someone would take their stuff out, open their pencil case and surprise-A big shit.

This went on for years and nobody was ever caught. One year it just stopped so they must have finished school

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u/ParsonsTheGreat Jul 02 '26

It was actually a boy made out of shit. He tried connecting with other students by leaving a piece of himself in their pencil cases. Eventually, he used all of himself up and thus, no longer exists. But that little shit boy will forever exist in my heart 😥

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u/wherethefuckismyvape Jul 03 '26

I don't care what that boy was made of, he's still a freak. He had access to whole bags full of pencils and still chose to break chunks of his shit body off to communicate. Would we be cool with a little human boy leaving his toenails and hair in pencil bags to communicate? Shit boy didn't even try to write with his shit! Send wolverine in to kill him like he killed that radioactive kid. He's a total loss

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u/Odd-Environment-7193 Jul 03 '26

Jesus christ. I nearly choked. Such a beautiful twist.