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🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 Phew ...

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u/GodButCursed 3h ago

Step bro didnt know. He just likes hitting people

u/sbmailisdown 2h ago

okay stepbro

u/AngelofIceAndFire 1h ago

Stepbro what are you doing

u/RandomName5259 52m ago

Domestic abuse apparently.

u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!! 3h ago

u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 2h ago

u/GodButCursed 2h ago

There he is! I wondered where you been tbh

u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 1h ago

Blud I've never left, stop treating me like some micro celebrity lmfao😭

u/DinoDude8 3h ago

Hey now! They used the right tag at least!

u/Lazarfan09 3h ago

Why is this gif so big it feels like a boss battle

u/KallmeKatt_ Shimano no Kyouken 3h ago

im really tired of them theyre not memes

u/Tsunamicat108 2h ago

they’re funny though

u/Technicaly_not_alien Dolphins? 3h ago

Sacrifices must be made.

u/Careful-Knowledge-85 3h ago

OP’s little sister pov

u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 3h ago

correct pov? in reddit? heresy

u/_hsp_5940_ 1h ago

First name: Horus

u/Setirb 1h ago

Not even Horus would out some one like that and they were a demonic chaos champion.

u/TheFirePea2013 Quirked up darkner , busting it down rude style 3h ago

how do you accidentally come out

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

Got defensive over extremely transphobic comments 🙃

u/sakvv 3h ago

Best method to hide is to become right winged transphobe conservative

u/GamerKratosBalls 3h ago

Kirk origin story

u/aliens-and-arizona 3h ago

SHE is looking up at us rn 🙏🙏

u/UrsiformFabulist 3h ago

She's approaching the one year anniversary on her transition!

u/thirdstoneviolet 2h ago

Male to Phantom

u/Plenty_Tax_5892 1h ago edited 1h ago

So proud of them 😇

u/Bforte40 2h ago

Naw, we don't want him. The right can keep their sad dead little man.

u/JieyOF You see, the punchline is porn. That makes the joke funny. 52m ago

Estrogen would've saved her

u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC 2h ago

Blaire White?

u/Foxglove72 1h ago

Been doing it for years at home, but slowly I’ve been pushing the liberal agenda

u/Tdubbium 1h ago

then when you do finally come out you can make it even more dramatic

u/Joacoman2008 3h ago

Literally happened to me last week, amen sibling

u/OBWriter 2h ago

sibling? so you the one who got punched?

u/frikiman4K 2h ago

nah, they the one rolling them hands. Waiter, waiter, more toddlers please!

u/Viggo8000 2h ago

Thats my goat🗣🗣🗣

u/Autistic_GoofBall 1h ago

You know it really sucks that so many bigoted people just go "oh you think these people are human? It must be because you're one of them!" Practically no capacity for embathy, or even understanding the damn concept of it lol

u/madrobski 50m ago

I mena even the ones that are fine with us existing don't defend us to bigots much, so it's highly likely if they're defending queer rights they're queer themselves.

u/PlayerZeroStart 3h ago

I would also like to know

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

⬆️

u/Tsunamicat108 2h ago

so sorry about the evil up arrow that makes you come out before you’re ready

u/IncidentChemical2816 2h ago

I accidentally came out to my transphobic religious grandpa in a Zaxbys 4 years ago because he had put my deadname on the order and then I ignored them calling our order out twice (I’ve gotten to the point where I barely respond to it anymore). When he said “they called your name, do you want me to go grab it?” I was so confused for a split second before saying, out loud, “oh, right, I forgot you put that name on it.”

That combined with my general appearance over the last few years finally made something click in his brain. We had a very uncomfortable drive back to his house.

u/PrinceCavendish 1h ago

did things get better? are you out now?

u/IncidentChemical2816 1h ago

Funnily enough he is my landlord now because I am renting his spare home, and i started testosterone the second I moved in. He said something about me being trans the day I moved in, I said something back to the effect of “you can still see me as your little girl as much as you want, I’m not going to stop you, but you saying that is not going to stop me either. I love you, but I’m not going to have this conversation with you anymore.’ and he has not said anything about it since.

My parents are also transphobic, not in the ‘I hate you and I’m going to kick you out’ kinda way but not supportive by any means. I’ve been out to them for nearly 7 years now, still see them like twice a week but they’ve learned to stop taking their stupid pills when I’m around because I will get the fuck in my car and leave if they start up about it.

My grandmas (maternal and paternal) are my most supportive immediate family members, aside from my cousins. They’re the only ones I’ll have a legitimate conversation with about that aspect of my life.

TLDR is they’ve learned to just leave me alone when it comes to gender. I keep them at arms length.

u/PrinceCavendish 9m ago

Understandable and thank you for answering my questions. So glad your grandmothers are there for you. I lost mine in 2017 but at some point I let her know I was ace without saying I was ace and she was super cool about it. She was one of those old ladies who cuss like a sailor and didn't take anyone's shit. I miss her.

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 1h ago

💔 thanks for the heads up

u/shadow_fen you should join r/goldentrump 3h ago

waiting for the context

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

Dad was going off about Lia Thomas , saying mediocre athletes transition just to dominate women's sports , he also brought up Imane Khelif

(Course he didnt knew their names and used slurs as place holders) I got heated and brought up facts from google, before i realised it all eyes were on me 🤐

u/traffic_sign 3h ago edited 3h ago

Was anyone on your side or was it just you? And more importantly why'd your step brother hit your little sister in the face😭

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

Just me

unrelated events , think sis was going trough his backpack

u/Particular_Ad_8921 3h ago

when you mean lil sister you mean like a kid or an adult?

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

She is an adult but more than 10 yrs appart , honestly its way funnier if you imagine him punting a child.

u/Just_A_Nitemare 3h ago

Him punting a whole grown human is honestly funnier.

u/Particular_Ad_8921 3h ago

honestly while i do find violence of annoying child amusing, violence against annoying adults is even more amusing to me.

u/MagicSystemWriter custom flair 3h ago

True that, it’s already pathetic to hear of a manchild doing something like this, even on an adult woman, but it would be way worse if he picked up fights with children.

u/Particular_Ad_8921 2h ago

eh, it depends on why she was going through a backpack, made the mistake of leaving my bag in open at a family event and had my valuables stolen.

u/Oxtry Man, gender's hard :( 3h ago

Based

u/I_hate_myself069 3h ago

Ngl, dude, you should be genuinely watching your mouth a bit if it’s so serious. Like, don’t get me wrong, transphobia sucks, but you have to think about yourself too. You can’t help anyone (or properly transition) if you end up homeless.

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

Yupyup I didnt realise on the heat of the momment, i shouldnt be surprised at this point.

been keeping it under wraps for years, usually i just leave the room when i can , im still not sure why i got ticked off today in particular tbh

u/Omega_Downfall 3h ago

Please tell me you’re gonna be moving out soon.

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

Few more years of college and part time 🙏

u/Similar-Sector-5801 1h ago

mf you do NOT have ‘a few more years’ 💔

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 1h ago

I dont care if im a chopped clocky hon i just wanna be happy

u/madrobski 43m ago

Definitely gonna be happier.

Are you on hrt?

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 39m ago

Not really , ive been reaching out to mental health resourcess at my college but i cant bring myself to bring it up yet.

Besides that i wouldnt knew where to hide it in my house, you got any tips?

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u/A-Goblin-alchemist 3h ago

Did your brother knowingly punch your sister to change the topic or was this unrelated? How old is the sister? What makes him a chud?

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

⬆️

u/Ch1ldhoodFriend 1h ago

He punched her for green reasons? Epic!

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 1h ago

u/bromological 3h ago

Best advice I have gotten from an older gay is shut the fuck up, stack your money up and you can live your truth once you fly the coup. As for now, stay silent and just lie to them.

u/Mozaka12 2h ago

Imane is also from Algeria which makes me question how people would think she is anything but born female.

Gotta be tough to be seen as a man when you never in your life were one.

u/Plenty_Trick_6042 1h ago

I did the same thing once and my brother in law suggested I was trans so I asked if I should whip out my dongle at the table and the conversation only kept better from this point on

u/Oofy_Emma 13m ago

usually when that argument comes up i just chud out and say they're lazy sore losers for complaining and should just train harder. actual arguments dont work on conservatoids you just gotta out-chud them.

p.s.: make sure to also throw in a long rant about how if we let fucking michael phelps compete there's no reason to not let Lia or Imane compete

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 9m ago

u/Doneifundone 3h ago

Not all heroes wear capes, some of them should wear ankle monitors

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

😭

u/CrystalGemLuva 3h ago

Your family sounds like shit from this small snippet of them.

Good luck getting through life.

u/USS_Phlebas 30m ago

Never have I read something so wise so concise. Kudos

u/Adventurous_Touch342 3h ago

Dude saw you starting to get really uncomfortable and pulled out most confusing save in his arsenal...

u/Smyley12345 3h ago

I just knew I had to do something, so I consulted mad lib generator and it landed on <punch> <princess> <neck>. I knew that I couldn't do exactly that but we got there before it was too late.

u/Goldberry15 Athena Cykes: Ace Attorney 3h ago

The Ends Justifies The Means, I guess.

u/RexTheBoxerRus 3h ago

With this tag? Cheeky

u/Goldberry15 Athena Cykes: Ace Attorney 3h ago

CAPCOM!!!! GIVE ME ATHENA CYKES: ACE ATTORNEY, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!

u/ShardddddddDon 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 3h ago

erm actually, it's only "the end justifies the means", end singular ☝️🤓

u/Goldberry15 Athena Cykes: Ace Attorney 3h ago

Don’t try to lecture the person who made a 3K+ Word Essay on why Turnabout Academy is one of Ace Attorney's Finest Cases. I know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

u/ShardddddddDon 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 3h ago

Damn, I was wrong. My bad

I didn't know you were here on whenthe too...

u/dulcetmelodia 3h ago

Is he a chump or a chud because he sounds really funny as a person. Weirdest diversion to punch a kid tbh idk how to feel

u/Etceta 3h ago

well OP said the kid was going through his backpack

u/Kozolith765981 3h ago

the grown adult

u/Kind-Stomach6275 Make your flair #aae5a3 green 3h ago

Con my text pls

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

I got defensive after some transphobic dinner talk

u/bagged_milk123 3h ago

I think the step brother punching someone else is more important in this story what happened

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

Right , sis tells me step bro stole her granola bars from the kitchen and step bro didnt appriciate her going trough his backpack

Lucky me ig

u/doushua 2h ago

What happened after the punch

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 2h ago

Dad drove away with step bro , mom and me stayed with sis for a bit , been letting her breath for the most part

u/Quincy_Hater 3h ago

w h a t

u/guy-who-says-frick 3h ago

Whenthe hyperspecific life event

Also hope your able to get the independence to not have to fear your family knowing who you are

You are beautiful and loved, and history shall side with you my friend, even if the fight is hard. Stay strong

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

u/Necessary-Prune9727 [REDACTED] 3h ago

Punching children solves all your problems

u/MagicSystemWriter custom flair 3h ago

This post is definitely going to become famous on the community.

Gotta love all of these OP’s stupidity specific life events.

u/BhanosBar 3h ago

“My step brother was a hero. I just didn’t see it”.

u/ilkhesab 3h ago

I still dont get why youre brother punched youre sister in the face

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 3h ago

Beats me (literally)

u/thiccboii666 3h ago

Not all heroes wear capes; some beat their step-siblings.

u/Turbulent-Doctor-649 2h ago

How old is the sister? This will determine how funny the situation is

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 2h ago

Very young adult , not as funny as children punting im afraid

u/Aiden624 2h ago

“He has me” ass

u/NotWet_Water PHD holder in Rule 34 2h ago

There’s no such thing as accidents. He knew.

u/TrexALpha1 2h ago

Idea that you throw your child out cus they something you don't want understand is disquisting to me. Some people don't deserve to be parents

u/the_ox_in_the_log 1h ago

Your step brother is a cannibalistic underground humanoid dweller?

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 1h ago

Haha sometimes

u/GNPXDABITE 53m ago

Governor’ tf do you mean “sometimes”

u/ErrorX13 whentheY [[Abandoned you for the 1h ago

cuhd

u/the_ox_in_the_log 1h ago

.... fuck, I fucked it

u/TheRealBreemo 20m ago

Look im not trying to be a transphobe or homophobe by any means. But i got a gay friend who told me he was gay when we went out one time. Now problem is we're in a country where that would get him in trouble and i keep telling him, cant you just shut up for a while till youre outta here, you dont need to tell everyone and anyone because eventually itll get you in trouble.

Point is, maybe i really dont get it because im not a member of the lgbtq, but when you are, in this case dependent on your family and ypu know theyre conservative, why not just shut up till youre outta there? Is it really worth the risk of going homeless without financial aid? Especially when, you absolutely know your parents absolutely arent having it, it just sounds illogical to me. Atleast when youre 18, and have a job, you can tell them then since there really isnt a risk of anything. But untill then, you dont have to disclose anything, do you?

u/Slugeus_the_slug green? epic! 12m ago

Yeah we get that , been holding it in for a long time.

Its partially the same reasson they get such a strong reactions when they see anything queer, i cant help but be appalled when i hear hatefull spew.

Its easy to slip up sometimes cause you can make a simple correction like saying Imane khelif is a cis woman, which for me is such a simple and hard to dispute point , but theyre so deep in the rabbithole any pushback seems so incriminating.

u/Free-Pound-6139 2h ago

Was that the only way???

u/FuckingStolenAccount 1h ago

Did hé do it on purpose or did hé just wanted ro hit your sister ??

u/Dry_Distribution_992 1h ago

Why did he punch her anyway?

u/ManWithThePlanLads 6m ago

Jarvis, i'm low on karma

u/swords-r-cool HOW DO I MAKE A FLAIR???!!!!!!!🗣🏳️‍⚧️ 5m ago

What happened to the church step-bro afterwards, OP?

u/Summoner475 3m ago

You mentioned you're in college, can't you move to a dorm? Because honestly it sounds like you're in a very rough spot at your house.