r/squirrelproblems • u/SoManyBirthdays • 8h ago
Original Content A squirrel peed on me today
I was sitting in a park under a tree, and I felt warm liquid falling on me. I looked up, and there was a squirrel. I was surprised by the volume of liquid. The urine smelled like fish, not like my experience of mouse pee in a house or the urine of caged pet rodents, which smells more ammonia-like. I had to walk home a long way with squirrel pee on my arm, shirt, and shorts. I was able to tell some family members IRL, but I still felt the need to share it with Reddit. I tried to post it in r/PointlessStories, but you can’t mention pee in that group, so here I am.