r/quirkyloverosee 3d ago

✨Sputum face lotion✨

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u/mrsdickey 3d ago

just when i thought there couldnt be more things wrong with this chick

u/theexitisontheleft ✨ trauma dumping ✨ 3d ago

Was this the beef tallow lotion again? Which I have to imagine would clog your pores?

u/SquishyBites 3d ago

I have to imagine it smells like a pot roast too

u/iheartkriek 3d ago

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Makes me think of fight club with the human tallow lol

u/lesprack 3d ago

It stinks and does nothing for your skin lmao

u/notnowbutnever they don't tell you the price that you pay 3d ago

Yall, Maybe it’s cause I have no context but what did she just rub all over her face? Was it a lotion that came before? I I can't

u/iheartkriek 3d ago

She was applying lotion with her other hand

u/Ok-Juice-5897 3d ago

Its beef tallow.

u/vinylveins 3d ago

She agrivates the fucking crap out of me.

WHY CANT THE GORLS JUST FUCKIGN CLEAR THEIR THROAT, OR BLOW THEIR NOSE THEM COME BACK?????????????

u/lolnonnie im juSt fAt & meNtallY iLL 🥺 3d ago

Every day I'm amazed at the amount of people who don't use the inside of their elbow to cough or sneeze or even just clear their throat (sometimes it's phlegmy!)

u/picklejuiceslushie 6 bottles of ketchup 3d ago edited 3d ago

OH MY GOD?!?! And the wet (grease?) spots all down the front of her shirt 🤢

u/OtherwiseSprinkles79 3d ago

She is so foul 🤢

u/Aggressive_Oven_3957 🗣️ ThEy DoN't TeLl YoU tHe PrIcE tHaT yOu PaY! 3d ago

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

u/Prestigious_Shirt483 3cheesecakeSlices 3d ago

literally what the fuck is wrong with her

u/lesprack 3d ago

I was really fighting a sugar craving just now. Thank you. This helped. I will never eat again. 😌

u/MungoJennie vibin' and thrivin' 3d ago

I’m waiting for my lunch order. I think I’ll take it to go now. 🤢

u/mybigbywolf 3d ago

Ack! My grandma just glanced at my phone and asked why I was watching fat gorls lol.

u/kimbooley90 3d ago

Grandma is based 😂

u/Aggravating_Pay_1313 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/I9An1NhP6OQFi
Reminds me of a fly cleaning itself

u/bbhrae 🗣️ ThEy DoN't TeLl YoU tHe PrIcE tHaT yOu PaY! 3d ago

no but seriously what was she rubbing into her face that she coughed onto her hand 😫 isn’t she like afraid of getting sick or something?

u/Any_Ad_7102 3d ago

bitch what the fvck gif

u/takeyourprecioustime Remington Bolt Action Rifle III 3d ago

dude my family will cough and sneeze in their hands sort of like that, did they skip the health and science lesson we all had to cough into our elbows???

u/YetiDancer *heavy breathing* 3d ago

Dear Rosie the great unclean one,

You're fucking gross. 

No regards, Reddit 

u/sexysliceofpie 3d ago

Holy shit lmaoo that’s foul

u/hardy_and_free 3d ago

What's the AFB count on that bad boy?

u/Efficient_Code_3247 IT'S DEFROSTING, LEVI! 3d ago

Ew. Why would anybody do that?

u/OwlRare9948 Remington Bolt Action Rifle III 3d ago

Is she basting herself??

u/faeeane Remington Bolt Action Rifle III 3d ago

She really just got snot from in her nose & rubbed it ALL OVER her face

u/HonestAltruist 3d ago

This is why you can't eat at just anyones house and why i hate potlucks.

u/CaramelAppleBites 3d ago

What the hell...

u/Useful-Advantage2665 3d ago

This chic is nasty

u/KrakenMcCracken 🗣️ ThEy DoN't TeLl YoU tHe PrIcE tHaT yOu PaY! 3d ago

QLR is Nurgle