Was feeling myself this morning. Put on some slow jams, dimmed the lights, went for that dramatic over-the-head shirt pull. Got stuck. Panicked. Yanked harder. Heard a pop. Now I’m in urgent care wearing my shirt like a scarf because I can’t lift my arm.

The nurse asked if I fell. I said "no, I was seducing myself." She didn't write that down but I saw her lips twitch.

TL;DR: My rizz is a hazard to my joints

I'm not a skilled operator by any means, but I do all right. Poor planning plus rain made the wall give way while straddling the hole. In the end it only cost me an additional $375 to have a 75 ton heavy duty wrecker rescue me, and leave deep ruts in my yard. But hey .. the experience of replacing a septic system and leach bed yourself is priceless. 3/10 would not recommend

unfortunately black benz

unfortunately