r/mildlyinfuriating 4h ago

Infuriatig These spam messages are just ugh!!

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u/RestingBitFace 4h ago

hiii my friend saw ur profile and said you...

u/hollow_hideous_soul 4h ago

hiii my friend saw ur profile and said youre exactly her type lol. shes too shy to message first tho.. could you pls dm her? šŸ™ Her Snap: brookikza

u/Lunited 4h ago

I got two of those very randomly too first one I was just confused and msgs nah and blocked.

u/Lunited 4h ago

What is the point in these though?

u/ice_cream_on_pizza 3h ago

1 in 1,000,000 chance is still a chance to trick someone into giving their life savings.

u/SoupEau 1h ago

hiii my friend saw ur profile and said you looked like you could save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico! Her employee ID: brookikza

u/Ursula_Undressz 3h ago

The friend must have a full-time job recommending random strangers profiles.

u/AshOSRS 4h ago

Florence and the (Other) Machines

u/--Anonymoose--- 4h ago

Florence just out here trying to hook her friend up and getting drowned out by bots

u/mrxvansh00 4h ago

bro got targeted

u/thesamenightmares 4h ago

I find it so weird that these spammers don't think that the average person is going to notice that identical messages are coming from supposedly different people.

u/Other-Preference9059 4h ago

Right? Like at least change the wording a little before pretending you’re five different people. It’s almost impressive how little effort some of them put into being convincing.

u/Wayne-420 4h ago

Well, maybe it’s not meant for the average person. It’s similar to how they intentionally make mistakes in the ā€œprince from Nigeriaā€ requires you help scam. It’s so that only dumb people try it because average people trying it would require way more man hours on their part.

u/NocturnisVacuus 4h ago

hiii my friends friend, who is me, saw this post and you seem like my friend friends type
he is too shy to medsage first… plz dmšŸ˜€

u/Justmoe- 4h ago

Or maybe its one friend tell the other friend and the other friend tell the friend so its an endless cycle

u/AndNoOneHearsaWord 3h ago

hiii my friend saw ur profile and said you... 3d šŸ”µ

u/vtol_ssto 1h ago

I still don't understand what they're trying to achieve with that specific opening message

u/Adis_Pen_and_Paper 4h ago

What did your profile say?

u/hollow_hideous_soul 4h ago

u/sybau_duh 4h ago

Just her type, but just to verify, please Venmo me $30🄰🄰

u/asyrmou 4h ago

ooooofffff

u/yoru-_ 35m ago

2 years before my wedding