My wife and I are in Africa and taking our malaria pills every day. This morning I took mine first. It’s the one on the corner of the pack. I gave it to my wife and she took hers and handed it back. I have no words.
I am now rethinking everything I think I know about her.

She uses the controller to walk and the mouse to control the camera

NOTE :
I DO NOT HATE MY GF FOR THIS,
I AM NOT MEAN TO HER
SHE KNOWS THAT I POSTED THIS, LOVED IT
I FOUND IT CUTE AMUSING AND ODD.

Yesterday I bought a strawberry cheese coffee cake my son loves so he could have a special birthday breakfast today. My wife came home late last night and apparently couldn't resist. She knew it was for our son, but it's not a big deal because she "left him a full slice".

I even checked in before I left if it was still at the planned time. It was confirmed, but then her family starts getting ready right as they have to leave 🫤

Was the stop really worth it 😭😭

edit to add: he emphasized it was a construction zone ( NO PEOPLE ) and told me to slow it down for them …

Second edit: he did not use a radar he said he was pacing me …

UPDATE: Went to court and ticket got dismissed ! ( also whoever posted this on Instagram and made that whole story about their brother, weird 🤣 )

Had to fix a double payment for my credit card and this is the beginning and end of the conversation. I hate when the chatbot claims it's a human... I ended up getting what I wanted but still annoyed Amex (and every other company) is lying and trying to deceive people like this.

Don't mess with Texas.. what a joke. ANY possession is a felony.

EDIT: Just did some research, this is for everything besides traditional Delta 9.

My friend from Texas sent me this morning and it blew my mind. I had to post about it. So as far as my research goes thus far Delta 9 products (old fashioned flower) is illegal but separate laws. Stores are selling THCA though which does fall under these penalties.

I'm not sure, but it's very annoying. Is it because of the way I walk? Or how I tie my shoes? Or something else?

Please someone help, if you have experienced the same thing.

Edit: Also, when I walk/stand my feet point outwards so it maybe be this? Anyone know how to fix that 👀

Edit 2: Also, I don't untie my laces and slip them on. (I don't tie them tight though)

"Holding hands while shitting sounds delightful" -my friend

I need ya'lls opinion on something. It's driving me crazy!

We take my husky dog Yuna to daycare and they love her which is great. They say she's so happy and full of energy. Also great.

They started the nickname "Yuna Tuna" which ok, sure use your cute nickname once in awhile but now when I pick her up they just call her Tuna, the one girl there which I'm sure has the best intentions just straight up calls her Tuna. She's very pleasant and way too happy -go-lucky. She was there this morning when I dropped my dog off and she's like "TUNAAAA HELLO TUNA" and I'm internally annoyed but whatever.

Then I'm there to pick her up today and that girl is still there. I say "I'm here to pick up YUNA" and she's training a new person and she says to me "oh here to pick up TUNA?" and then she says to the new guy "TUNA'S leash" (they have the leashes in the waiting area and grab them to retrieve the dogs) he immediately knows what dog she's talking about and gets Yuna.

Then the new guy hands me Yuna and says "here's TUNA" and still proceeds to use that name instead of her given name which has meaning to me and also my brother, she's a video game character we bonded over. That's why I named her that

Like, I didn't name my dog after a fucking fish, and now she comes to TUNA instead of YUNA. I'm wanting to say something, but I don't want to come off as rude, but renaming her is absolutely diabolical. How should I approach this?

Seriously, the absolute most annoying shit when I'm watching something and I reach for the remote and barely bump the buttons and it yeets me out of what I was watching, to whatever bullshit streaming company paid the most for a button spot on the remote, the remote that came with a TV I paid good money for. Meanwhile on some apps completely loosing my progress on a movie or forced to watch more Ads again to continue watching again. I've threatened to do this before and my wife insisted not to, she's out of town this week, any recommendations for marriage counselors and anger management programs?

First it was the seasonings, I couldn’t use the seasonings I wanted. I had to argue just to use basic shit like garlic pepper and smoky onion seasoning. Then I got out there and this orange silicone thing was on top. I started taking it off and was told to leave it and cook on it.

Weird. And gross. And it defeats the purpose of this kind of grill I feel like.

Then came the butter. I could only use spray butter.

It’s just ridiculous.

UPDATE:

The mat got really hot and got cut while I was flipping the burgers. Now I’m being forced to eat said burgers. I’m so excited to leave for college lol

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yes I told her that was too many tea bags for 1 pot, but she didn't listen its her first time having sweet tea since the 1980s so good for her.

EDIT FOR TEA CLARIFICATION: Traditionally, in the southern United States, sweet iced tea is made in large batches on the stove at a time. So many will just boil the bags in a pot and fill a pitcher up with tea, add sugar, and store it in the fridge for the whole family to grab a glass whenever.

YES Americans own tea kettles and know how to make tea. YES, over half of us here prefer iced tea in big batches.

Found a rental on Marketplace and scheduled a viewing for 10:45 AM. I took a cab and was already waiting in the parking lot when, at exactly 10:45, he messaged me saying the unit had already been rented.

A heads-up before I made the trip would've been nice. 🙃

Edit: I tried rating them for this behavior. Found that they blocked me I guess and I could not even rate them.