r/hmmmm 6d ago

Hmmmm

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u/MikaelPorter 6d ago

or... hear me out
73 months of 5 days each

u/ThisWillTakeAllDay 6d ago

And we work 3 days per week.

u/WolfKing359 6d ago

Ok let's come up with 73 month names

u/TawnyTeaTowel 6d ago

Onetember, Twotember, Threetember…

u/ProfessorShort3031 5d ago

monthifer monthy monthstan monthexander monthael

u/no_understanding1987 5d ago

Head on over to r/tragedeigh for more inspiration!

u/RandomName5484 3d ago

John, Jane, Joe, Mickael, Lucifer...

u/thewall4 1d ago

I don’t want to pay rent 73 times

u/Grantoid 6d ago

There's an alternate calendar proposal called The International Fixed Calendar that I yearn for. 13 months, 28 days each (364), with a holiday between each year that doesn't belong to either. Every 1st is a Sunday, and every date is fixed to the same weekday every year.

u/InternetUser1807 5d ago

I'm also really sad this concept died out.

I've heard the biggest opposition was from religious groups (big deal in the 1900s) who were opposed to the 1 or 2 New Years Day being outside of the week cycle would interrupt the 7 day cycle of sabbath.

That and unfortunate timing with WW2

u/3D-machine 5d ago

So when’s your birthday if you’re born on the holiday between each year?

u/Grantoid 5d ago

Holiday Day or whatever it gets called. It would still be the same every year, you just wouldn't have a month to lump it with. It would just be like saying "I was born on New Year's Day" and that's it

u/TopSecretPorkChop 3d ago

Fix it so Labor Day is always on Monday without it having to float.

u/Positive-Opposite998 2d ago

Won't solve anything. World still have to run on the 365th day plus leap years would still be a thing.

u/Grantoid 2d ago

But it would be nice. We can have nice things just as a treat sometimes

u/Nope7488 5d ago

And then you don't get quarters, halves or any sensible division of the year, cause there is a prime number of months, so it becomes a problem

u/onkguy05 5d ago

The only reason this is an issue is capitalism

u/adamtheskill 6d ago

An actually good change would be change all 12 months to 30 days each and then have a 5 day holiday at the end/start of the year. Make it 6 days on leap years.

Edit: Could also go 13 months with 28 days each to make weeks symmetrical. Have the extra day as a holiday at the start of the year.

u/Funkopedia 5d ago

Ancient Egypt

u/sharksareok 6d ago

Month names are absolute perfection

u/gmatebulshitbox 6d ago

Sucktober, Nevermber

u/rising_by_soul 6d ago

No nut Nevermber

u/joetheplumberman 6d ago

Soul suck tober

u/No-Goose-6140 6d ago

Ah yes, it was the 67th of Jaugust, I remember it well.

u/Federal-Community554 6d ago

There’s actually 365.25 days in a year…

u/TawnyTeaTowel 6d ago

There’s actually 365.2425 days in a year…

u/labelcillo 6d ago

But then the 4 seasons?

u/ThatCelebration3676 6d ago

We'll just have Summer 2 to account for global warming.

u/MikaelPorter 6d ago

Summer 1 through 4 and then the other 3 all dumped into 1 month

u/Desperate_Owl_594 6d ago edited 6d ago

Y'all never realized it wasn't divisible by 7 when you looked at a calendar when you were little?

Y'all never realized what leap years were for?

Y'all never paid attention to the moon? Or dated one of those fucking nutjobs who believe in astronomy astrology?

Now y'all are gonna say y'all didn't know July and August were recent additions to the calendary and that's why you have SEPTember OCTOBER NOVEMBER and DECember not being their corresponding months of 7, 8, 9, and 10.

u/Familiar-Cable-2659 6d ago

Leap years are very specifically not about prime factors

Unless you want february to have 28.2425 days we have to deal with them

u/Immediate_Song4279 5d ago

I do find the idea of a convoluted system for tweaking the length of days over the year to force days into an even number even though it's a astronomical event, amusing.

u/Ok-Data9224 6d ago

Lol yeah. Astronomy. What a hoax.

u/Desperate_Owl_594 6d ago

It's astrology, isn't it? You know what I meant. I'll change it, but keep this up for posterity.

u/InternetUser1807 6d ago

365 isn't divisible by 7 but with 364 you can have an even 13 months of 4 7-day weeks each.
Then make New Years Day its own day that exists outside of the months / weeks. Every 4 years* its 2 days long instead.

This would also make days-of-the-week stable. Months always start on a Monday. January 3rd is a Wednesday every year for all time.

*im not gonna explain leap year rules you know the things

u/arcsnsparks98 5d ago

This reminds me of a Reddit post from sometime back. Somebody was complaining about September, October, November, and December not aligning with their corresponding prefixes. They said whoever made this happen should be stabbed. A commenter said well, I have some really good news for you. 😁

u/Desperate_Owl_594 5d ago

Always oldie but goldie. It was a 2015 tumblr post people repost here all the time.

u/Familiar-Cable-2659 5d ago

It's a Tumblr post IIRC (obviously reposted to Youtube reposted to reddit reposted to Facebook then reposted back to Reddit, you know the drill)

u/Bardsie 6d ago

This just in. In the name of equal divisibility, we shall be implementing a new system of 73 weeks a year, of 5 days each... The working week shall remain 5 days a week.

u/ThisWillTakeAllDay 6d ago

Not going to lie, you had me in the first half.

u/IllusionaryHobo 6d ago

Obligatory mention of "The Proposed Standard Year"

u/Iraqimedstudent 6d ago

Thanks but I’m not running on the same salary for 73 days, were barely doing through the 30 days lol

u/CaffeineColonel 6d ago

So why even have years just do days. Or like 0.1,0.2 to 0.364 then 1.1 1.2 to 1.364 then 2.1 and so on. The leap year can have .365

u/Ok_Law219 5d ago

Sidereal leap months enters chat.

u/Quiet-Doughnut2192 5d ago

What would this do to the zodiac?

u/Don_Loco 4d ago

Not much, the stars in the sky wouldn't disapear

u/Traditional-Storm-62 5d ago

some cultures did separate the year into 5 equal parts

for example in chinese philosophy (Wuxing) the 5 seasons correspond to the 5 elements:

- Wood, season of early growth

  • Fire, season of ripening/flowering
  • Earth, season of stability
  • Metal, season of harvest/fruition
  • and Water, season of consolidation/stillness

(thats another fun fact for you tonight, the idea of 4 elements is largely a western notion, chinese philosophy seems to vibe with the 5 a lot more)

u/Diligent-Painting-37 4d ago

What happened to May?

u/LMrningStar 4d ago

Except you'd still need a leap year because it doesn't take the Earth 365 days to orbit the Sun (Spoiler: It's a bit more than that).

u/BronwynECG 4d ago

Socks out in Soctober

u/Bowlechoes 4d ago

13 months 28 days except February which will have 29 and 30 on leap years. Finally February will reign supreme.

u/rising_by_soul 4d ago

We should let February have 365 days and rename the Leap to February Ultra 366

u/TopSecretPorkChop 3d ago

My yearly rent would suddenly be a lot less.

At least until it came time to renew the lease.

u/CastleofWamdue 3d ago

i had check that this was true, wild

u/Moomoobeef 3d ago

So close to being the rimworld months

u/foco9780 1d ago

Huh? The things people come up with when they're on the shitter 😅

u/Particular-Caramel32 7h ago

Jimothy was born in Jebruary.