r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 1h ago
my mom in pre-revolutionary USA just before Orange Julius's's third term and the rise of the United States of Ontario (she saved us all by sitting on the president's face)
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r/circlejerk • u/Candid-Opposite-4379 • 17h ago
My mom in pre revolutionary Iran c.1978 NSFW
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r/circlejerk • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 5h ago
Adoption has been the worst experience of my life. Annies Orphan Chicken Noodle Soup.
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r/circlejerk • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 4h ago
ELI5: We have Monday off..Labor day. We have Friday off... 9/11. Did Terrorists purposfully not do 9/8, 9/9, and 9/10, to make us suffer 3 days of work inbetween our days off? THATS the real crime nobody is paying attention to 🤔
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r/circlejerk • u/RenderEngine • 17h ago
TIL: If you scream "Nazi" 3x into the mirror and rub your penis at the same time
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According to recent science, this technique will help you
r/circlejerk • u/Daniel3gs • 14h ago
FAFO FAFO FAFO FAFO FAFO
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I’m a 6‘5 redditor who weighs 467 pounds of pure muscle and have a full beard and when i saw this cat video i went aww.
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r/circlejerk • u/BadWhiteMan • 21h ago
my dad and his step-family during the new america revolution
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r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 23h ago
When I was a little girl. my papa he usedta always say to me: "You know my little AOC-OC-ODanna Danna --It's always something!"
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r/circlejerk • u/Beefmeee • 1d ago
I haven't had my period, could I be pregnant?!?!?
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32(male) bi
r/circlejerk • u/ChickenChoochie • 1d ago
Everyday I wake up, and clock in to Carry The Flame 🔥 #Krusting4Kirk
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r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 1d ago
My shitty pet is sick/dying/dead and I wanna share it with you, Reddit! Fuck you.
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I'm a selfish piece of shit. I miss them/will miss them so much!
r/circlejerk • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 1d ago
Found out why my boyfriend has been “helping his sister”. Possum stew with vegetables, and seasoning.
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r/circlejerk • u/Thegreatsasha • 1d ago
Solved Were the 12 disciples the ultimate bros?
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>Jesus gets killed
>Only guys who ever see him again are his friends, family
>Besides the evil Paul, one of the worst men in the country
>Murders Christians his entire career
>Gets genius idea to profit off of them
Did Jesus' pals and Paul genuinely pull off the greatest troll of all time?
r/circlejerk • u/custhulard • 1d ago
tell me how to be Any advice will be appreciated
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Got tired of hunting for the remote after my kids lose it
r/circlejerk • u/sweat455 • 1d ago
Just because i like anal doesn't mean im gay. Im just a closeted straight person
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r/circlejerk • u/Icy-Supermarket-7483 • 1d ago
Is politic full of circlejerk?
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Tell me your thoughts about it.
r/circlejerk • u/MysteriousReporter13 • 2d ago
I caught my wife, my brother-in-law, Old Ned (town drunk), three-guys from the gym, and Conchita (Salvadoran maid) in a very compromising position (69, 69, 69, 69, 69, 69, 69) in my living room. Baked Smiling Branzino stuffed with a double chocolate sundae 🤤😍
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