r/circlejerk • u/Thegreatsasha • 1d ago

Solved Were the 12 disciples the ultimate bros?

>Jesus gets killed

>Only guys who ever see him again are his friends, family

>Besides the evil Paul, one of the worst men in the country

>Murders Christians his entire career

>Gets genius idea to profit off of them

Did Jesus' pals and Paul genuinely pull off the greatest troll of all time?

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u/Beneficial-Force7592 1d ago

Thaddeus and Bartholomew and the other Judas, not the treacherous one, went on to preach in the lowlands of western Europe and still later founded a coffee takeout place now known as Dutch Bros. (Sure you knew Dutch Bros must have been founded by old Jews. but could you have guessed it was three of Christ's apostles?

(Not many people know this)

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u/BahamianRhapsody 1d ago

His boy Judas slimed him out too, Trust no one, not even yourself.

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u/pdes7070 1d ago

They were total fags. A group of dudes who followed a long hair twink and his whore beard.