r/cats 8d ago

Cat Picture - OC Anybody else have a tank for a cat?

This is Bartholomew, he’s 18 lbs.

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u/HonestIsMyPolicy 8d ago

Im convinced I accidentally adopted a baby panther. He's only 7 months but is 16 lbs of pure muscle

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u/OneOldNerd 7d ago

When fully grown? How about NOW?

u/pixi3ater 7d ago

Exactly what I said! Them SHOULDERS

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u/shelbygeorge29 8d ago

Wtf are you feeding him?? My almost 5 mo foster is 5.1 lbs and she's eating 3-4 cans of kitten food per day. Wowsers! Gorgeous beast!

u/Reverendbug 8d ago

I ended up with a very thin cat. She eats like a horse but she only weighs about 8lbs and has been 9 or under since she was a kitten. The vet says she's happy and doesn't show signs of health problems. Sometimes cats are just super petite, I guess.

u/Former-Package-8496 8d ago

Some cats are noodles lol

u/SpongeJake Void 8d ago

I think I have one of those. I adopted a pair of bonded pair kittens that were born in March so they’re almost 6 months old. One of them is a void and she’s very long, thin and very sleek. She’s so affectionate but she looks like a panther. I’m thinking of buying a little purple necklace for her to complete the picture.

u/Former-Package-8496 8d ago

Haha she sounds like the baby that I had. She had a purple flea collar. Definitely get a purple collar.

u/Hangry_Squirrel 8d ago

I have a perma-kitten who's maybe 2 kg and the size of a regular 5-month kitten (as a fully grown adult). She's a tiny noodle, but not skinny for her size. Before she hit 12 months, she would eat 6-7 small Sheba pouches a day. I think all of them went to her whiskers 😸

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u/imaginary92 8d ago

I have one who's technically at the right weight for the type of cat he is, checked with the vet and all, he's healthy and all. But he's 12 and has looked underweight all his life. He came from a shelter at 2 months and he looked already tiny. You would think I am not feeding him. This man eats like a demon from hell. He would eat me if he were able to. I have to keep him and my other cat separated at meal times otherwise he'll steal the other cat's meal, and that's special ckd food which not only should he not eat, but is very expensive and I'd rather not have to pull out extra to make up for the bits he stole.

On the other hand, my other cat who used to be overweight but has been at the right weight for years, still looks overweight, yet only eats his exact portion of food and nothing else. I leave him special ckd kibble for grazing and he almost always ignores it, not out dislike but just out of disinterest.

Different metabolisms I suppose, like humans.

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u/lauvan26 8d ago

They’re feeding him steroids 😂

u/clearancepupper 8d ago

You can tell he never misses chest arms lat day. 🫪

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u/Dscrypto_2020 8d ago

He ekekeks in uppercase I bet.

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u/FramePuzzleheaded431 8d ago

I am also convinced that we have a leopard at home !

u/Few_Category_1684 7d ago

This cat is already several tax brackets above me 😭

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u/yeppomoon 8d ago

More panther pics, please 🙏🏽

u/HonestIsMyPolicy 7d ago

Behold, an Apex Predator

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u/All_Gun_High 8d ago

The void pumps iron to get pissingly ripped

u/bhayn01 8d ago

surrender to the void…..

u/Coca_Nostra 8d ago

You live in a really foresty area? Or is that just a hike trail for the pic. Wonder if he’s suiting up to whup some ass or something when out exploring

u/HonestIsMyPolicy 8d ago

Yep, I live across the street from a pet-friendly nature preserve/trail. I think that's why he's so muscular is that there's a lot of fallen trees, hills, and embankments for him to jump around and climb on

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u/specialopps 8d ago

This is my (mostly) black panther. He weighs 14 lbs, but he’s pure muscle length. The vet always says his weight is perfect. He’s just a solid boy.
He’s convinced he’s still the baby that fit under my chin to sleep. Only his head fits there now, but I still cuddle him close. He’s the little spoon,

u/unReasonable_Bill282 8d ago

Umm, he's a cutie, but that's not pure muscle. 🤣

u/Professional_Kiwi318 8d ago

I too, am pure muscle 😆

u/clearancepupper 8d ago

Dare you to say that to his face lol 💪🏽

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u/lauvan26 8d ago

I have a 15 lb muscle cat. My vet did a house visit and had to straddle my cat to put medication in his ears for his ear infection.
She was struggling.

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u/thewthew42 8d ago

A tattoo of him in the traditional Sick Ass Panther pose would go hard af

u/sm_rollinger 8d ago

Irl panther!!!

u/Commercial-Life-9998 8d ago

I’d be afraid to be late with supper.

u/TheSpicyTomato22 8d ago

My great aunt had a barn cat like that. He would patrol the farm along with the dogs and protect the animals. He one time ripped the eye out of the neighbor's Rottweiler because the dog was messing with the horses.

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u/Comrade4311 8d ago

Can we get more pictures of Felix the cat👑

u/TuffBronco22 American Shorthair 8d ago

Holy shit dude that's a huge cat 🤩 we also have a baby panther - she hit 14lbs by year one. Girly is all muscle but short so she looks like a chonk. 🖤

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u/ElectricPikachu 8d ago

Whoever told you that's a seven month old domestic short hair straight up LIED 😭

u/P5YcHo299 8d ago

I'm going to need more photos of this beast

u/rozzco 7d ago

Here's my big boy Tokin'. Despite his size, he's the most playful of 6 and a pacifist.

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u/Bam_Adedebayo 8d ago

wtf I’ve raised 4 cats in my life and none of them ever got over 12lbs, that’s insane. Is he not neutered?

u/HonestIsMyPolicy 8d ago

No, he's neutered. He isn't that large, just dense

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u/iliumada 8d ago

7 months?!!

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u/WholeLongjumping4882 8d ago

My girl Molly

u/humbugonastick 8d ago

OMG she is so ripped. How much does she weigh?

u/WholeLongjumping4882 8d ago

She’s around 15 pounds

u/humbugonastick 8d ago

Amazing. My 11 pound kitty is so round you could just roll her around. She's on a diet, but steals food from her siblings. 😑

u/BigChampionship7962 8d ago

Criminal 😭

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u/Wide_Philosophy_8109 8d ago

Has Molly ever left thr gym?

u/ForAGoodTime696 7d ago

How much does she press? 

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u/JerkGurk 8d ago

Hey this might sound weird but Molly doesn't have my address right?

u/naturalbrunette5 7d ago

Omg I gave it to her the other day bc she asked! So sorry

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u/Bright-Owl-3515 8d ago

Damn what's her workout routine?

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u/HourCup2255 8d ago

How are all these cats so swole? 😩

u/Extreme_Plenty6297 8d ago

this girl lifts

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u/cabooseketball 8d ago

Gandalf aka Juice Pouch

u/ArtoriasAbysswanker 8d ago

u/coolmikeg 8d ago

This should have it's own subreddit 

u/Ae3qe27u 7d ago

Be the change you want to see in the world!

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 8d ago

if this cat isn't named Adonis, I will be very disappointed

u/fruitylesbian01 8d ago

How many PURls does he do a day !!!!

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u/Mac_Minnie 8d ago

Yesss another bicep curl boi! 🤣 This is Azzie, my 15 pound tank. His headbutts hurt!

u/Commercial-Life-9998 8d ago

Casually showing off his shoulder muscles.

u/Direct-Giraffe7193 8d ago

Looking like a freaking kangaroo with the shoulders so buff

u/F0tNMC 8d ago

Holy muscles! Should have named them Beorn!

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u/leezahfote 8d ago

one tank, and one tank in training <3

u/MaybeNextYear-_- Tuxedo 8d ago

It’s not very smart to let mountain lions in your house…

u/PipperDigs 8d ago

Okay, crazy story here... I grew up in a rural Minnesota town outside of a city. I would bike around town with the other kids and one day a friend says someone in the town kept a mountain lion as a pet. I couldn't believe it, but he said to follow him. We biked over to the house and he walks up to a window and speaks to someone inside. Its an ordinary older country house, maybe 3 small bedrooms. After a moment he waves me over. I look in the window and greet the neighbor he's talking to, and then I see it... A fully grown mountain lion... And then I realized people were batshit insane. It was just walking around the house. No cage or restraint. 

My hometown is a damn weird place! 

u/TanTanExtreme2 8d ago

When my dad was a kid a neighbor down the road had a tiger as a pet for awhile so I agree. This was back in the late 60s early 70s

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u/leezahfote 8d ago

He's very strong, but honestly a gentle giant, teddy cat.

u/TheRealBillyShakes 8d ago

Ok, and what about the bigger one? 😜

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u/TequilaMockingbird30 8d ago

I can not stress enough how much joy this picture brings me. It’s so freaking cute.

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u/Impressive-Drawing-6 8d ago

This made me laugh out loud HE CANT RVEN SEE OVER THE WINDOW YET BUT HE WANT TO BR LIKE BROTHET I LOVE THIS SO MYCH IM FRYING

u/bo-monster 8d ago

lol! I can just hear the older cat: “Well son, when I was a kitten, those trees over there were full of the biggest squirrels you’ve ever seen.” 😆

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u/Flat-Limit5595 8d ago

18lbs, feels like a bronze statue, and bruises me whenever he walks on me. Hes also incredibly friendly to children, he loves strangers, and has bad anxiety when im not within view. If hes not ontop of someone, he cant sleep. Worse of all, he drools like crazy.

u/Flat-Limit5595 8d ago

Here he was when he was a nameless stray. Notice he has cat toys. We have coyotes and even larger cats in my area, so this is the only time he felt safe. He got beaten up by a 17 year old, 8lb granny cat who snuck out of her home. So we took him in

u/Flat-Limit5595 8d ago

Here he is after i rub his ear tip. He will produce long strings of drool when he sees children, and will tackle the local toddler whenever he gets the chance. I swear hes part pitbull with how much he loves little humans. We even had a 7 year old knock on our door holding this beefcake like a teddy bear to return him. He couldn’t be happier

u/Flat-Limit5595 8d ago

His son is almost as big and just as hard to the touch. Vanta here gave lethal headbutts. Had to rehome him since he was an actual threat to our aggressive cat life. His current family absolutely loves him and his fat cheeks

u/Flat-Limit5595 8d ago

Vanta is also a dad. Buttons here is also also incredibly buff. However other than that he has like no testrone in him whatsoever. Was fully grown, intact, but no cheeks. The vet told us he was a girl, despite just removing his balls 10 minutes ago due to how feminine he is. He was also incredibly feral, however he never growled, hissed or shown aggression once.

Due to him having less survival skills than a lemon i decided to socialize him. 3 months of coexisting in a tiny bathroom later and boom. I have another cat with anxiety when im not around. He nurses off my neck, he slams his head into my mouth, he stomps around screaming. He cant meow, just screams like a damn goat. Hes obsessed with toys, and comes to me when i tap my fingers like a dog. Like he just appears, its scary. Hes even obsessed with kids just like his dad and gramps. No idea why cause he didn’t interact with kids before we got him.

u/lovestobitch- 8d ago

Thnk you for your cat family history! I must spend too much time on the cat subs since I remember your first two pictures😹😹

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u/koala_kween 7d ago

I just need you to know I read all of the family history of your cat. Thank you for sharing 🫡

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u/bruceleeripping 8d ago

Awww what a big baby 💙 this is so touching, you made him feel so safe 💙

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u/Major-Drawing-1929 8d ago

Omfg i love him

u/arthuraily 8d ago

OMG HIS BIG FACE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

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u/ChigarC 8d ago

With triceps like those, i'd be showing em off as well.

u/PokemonCueball 8d ago

u/benvader138 8d ago edited 8d ago

Afraid of getting Suplexed

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u/StygianMaroon 8d ago

I bet this cat just literally says the word “meow.”

u/GuerillaRiot 8d ago

"I SAID MEOW MFer!"

u/Shoddy_Fish31 8d ago

I dare you, I double dare you to psps me one more time mothafucka

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u/dragon34 8d ago

I wonder if that cat has a myostatin deficiency 

u/Moistfulll 8d ago

Is this for fucking real?

u/AWhole2Marijuanas 7d ago

We used to have a Cat that had been Declawed, that cat just hit the fucking gym and she would beat up the other cats in the neighborhood by literally punching the shit out of them. I was in the kitchen and watched her get jumped by two other cats in the backyard (probably trying to stop her rampage), and she beat them both into submission.

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u/Illustrious_Bend4229 8d ago

Double Trouble

u/Commercial-Life-9998 8d ago

If those birds could see the whole cats they would be very afraid.

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u/Myargin 8d ago

Here's my tank lol. He loves watching birds outside!

u/cipherjones 8d ago

Yeah.

20 lbs of black magic, aka "Mr. Magic".

u/Spun_On_ 8d ago

My cat destroys this toy too. I love that says “I’m kind of a big dill”

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u/soulsista04us 8d ago

Has Bartholomew been recently released from a Bosnian prison?

u/Pijuuuuuuuuuup 8d ago

Agree. He looks like Balkan cat. Hommie probaly makes the rules around the house.

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u/inkdemon83 8d ago

Yes. This is Bendy. He is 24.6 pounds. He has some chonk, but he is also very muscular. He is a freaking tank.

u/Huskers_AS 8d ago

Bendy is my new favorite name for a cat wow ❤️

u/Kooky-Train7417 8d ago

Second this

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u/kittenmittens4865 8d ago

Aw I used to have a big guy like him! I adopted him as a kitten and his paws were so big.

Bendy is very cute!

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u/Organic_Page_4821 8d ago

Those shoulders!

u/RealLifeAquaman 8d ago

He's scared of his own shadow most of the time but such a muscular cat too...

u/hugo_mandolin 8d ago

I got one these types

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u/Tiny_Lobster_7619 8d ago

He’s 5 months, 8 pounds

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u/Demiridred 8d ago

Yeah, but she's tiny. Meet Miv, the tiny but mighty meatball.

She's absolutely taken more than a couple of people out running at full kitter velocity.

u/hcook22 8d ago

I dont believe this, that is literally just a lil baby

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u/Thin-Bat4202 8d ago

My dang cat ran full tilt into my knee one time. Knocked it sideways, and caused me to fall and crack the knee on the stone of my fireplace. That sucker hurt for two months after. He was 14 lbs though.

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u/westindiangal 8d ago

Yes. Meet Biggiepaws, he’s about 12 lbs.

u/Commercial-Life-9998 8d ago

Looks like he is making threats to keep the neighborhood in line.

u/csbsju_guyyy 8d ago

DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN 'DERE. IM WARNIN YOUS!

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u/domo__knows 8d ago

You think he'd respond to the name 'Chad'? loljk but damn. Literally had me thinking of this:

u/therealsushine 8d ago

I want his back and bicep routine

u/FuturAnonyme 8d ago

Watch birds on ledge reps

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u/IcyHyacinth 8d ago

Bartholomew looks like such an adorable tank !

u/theodo 8d ago

The girl is big, the boy is bigger.

u/Kodifykoala British Shorthair 8d ago

I swear I'm seeing more cats that look like my socks every single week

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u/Think_Willingness_23 8d ago

Meet l Wedgwood. A chonk, but such a sweet fellow.

u/meowkitty84 8d ago

I have a chonky grey boy too! He is on a diet though.

u/IntelligentCut4511 8d ago

Do they come oversize by default?

u/Fraystry 8d ago

Yes

u/indoor-girl 8d ago

My boy is chonky, but it’s all muscle

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing 8d ago

Here he is next to our normal-sized cat, I forget his last weight but it was somewhere in the mid-teens. Every time we take him to the vet we're like "is he overweight?? are we feeding him too much??" but they say he's fine, just a big boi.

u/scholly73 8d ago

I have a female tortico that is the biggest female cat I’ve ever seen. She looks about the size of your boi. She towers over all of our cats but 2 of them. Two of our boys she’s like just a little bigger than them haha

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u/wrxninja 8d ago

Wally, 18 lbs.

He can reach standard dinner table and his head will pop up 😂

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u/scholly73 8d ago

My one void girl Pepper. Shes TINY in size but built like a rock. She also used to climb every curtain in the house but seems to have finally outgrown that for the most part. She’s 9lbs of lead haha.

u/Hiiipower111 8d ago

Murphey is solid muscle but his winter sheen is coming in

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u/yarn_slinger 8d ago

I just found out that this suck is 20 lbs. That means his brother is about the same.

u/Administrative-Buy26 8d ago

My 18 year old black and white kitty used to be about 17-18 lbs of pure muscle. His front legs and chest were absolutely shredded.

He used to jump 8-9 feet into the air playing with his fishing toy. He was a freak athlete. Now he’s just my little old buddy. He’s trimmed down quite a bit but still jumps up on the furniture.

u/Dangerous-Tailor-269 8d ago

We have a cat that used to be buff when he was younger. Now his pure muscle has turned to muscle and extra flab (12 yo). Biggest baby however then and now

u/Administrative-Buy26 8d ago

Ahhh. Tell your baby I said pspspsps.

u/GuiltyCaptain3 8d ago

My girl is 7.5kg (16 pounds). Vet says she’s not fat, just lorge.

u/Endingtbd 8d ago

My lorge boi, Chorizo, likes to sleep like your girl!

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u/Lupinshloopin 8d ago

Yes, I’m 5ft 7. He is the length of my entire legs.

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u/cloudlabdigital 8d ago

This Rick Ross cat belongs to a fruit vendor in Thailand. Not my car but I say hi every time I see him.

u/inode71 8d ago

Your cat does pull ups while you sleep.

Your cat won Mr. Universe in 2025.

Your cat puts on a luchador mask and wrestles under the name El Gato.

Your cat looks out the window periodically for a searchlight projecting a cat outline on the clouds so he knows when Commissioner Gordon needs him.

u/griff1014 8d ago

My cat is buff af

u/Jonas0804 8d ago

Title confused me, I expected to see something like this.

u/LostlnTheWarp 8d ago

"tank" just in a different way. Puck 17lbs

u/scholly73 8d ago

Reminds me of our Jake Franklin. I’m counting his calories and working with the vet but my god he’s a unit. My friends say he is a Dorito because when he’s sitting he’s shaped like one. 😭

u/LostlnTheWarp 8d ago

This is mostly an unflattering (and funny) photo. My guy is on a pretty strict diet too. He will even try and eat the dogs food. He was a rescue off the street so I get it.. but it's been 3 years. He's big .. and incredibly sweet. Banana for scale

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u/GothicaSweetHeart 8d ago edited 8d ago

My Rocky is heavy. I can hardly pick him up and hold him. It's been hard having to get used to a big cat because of how tiny my previous cat was.

Edit: I just realized why the shelter named him Rocky....he's big and heavy like a rock..

u/finnagin1956 8d ago

Mr. Moe

u/kater_tot 8d ago

Archer! 16 pounds isn’t a lot compared to some of these tanks, but he wasn’t really fat, just big. He was the type of cat who would go completely limp when you picked him up. 😆 No bones every day.

u/Maleficent_Grade_476 8d ago

My boy pickles is beefy

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u/Accomplished_Ice4413 8d ago

that back is pure muscle. 18 lbs of beef

u/OliveBranch512 8d ago

My dude has some chest

u/roboticArrow 8d ago

This is 11 month old Monty. He is a tank. I rescued him from a Costco, of course he came in bulk. 12 pounds.

u/Dr_Gillian_McQueef 8d ago

Charlie is ripped.

u/BirdmanDodd Ragdoll 8d ago

Beaker is chonky & fluffy

u/Flknight32444 8d ago

Straight up Puma.

u/JigsawLV 8d ago

Mine is just really long. Here he is trying to mimic a human using the stairs I guess

u/hugo_mandolin 8d ago

The architecture of your building is bad ass. Eastern Europe? Love that long boy

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u/Sn0wInSummer 8d ago

Jiminy, 9, is 20+ pounds and is the biggest cat I’ve ever had. Jax, 12, the tabby, is a typical sized cat.

u/Reasonable-Song-4681 8d ago

Our Louie at 2 years old. He's he 2nd or 3rd largest cat in the house.

u/Thestolenone Oriental Shorthair 8d ago

My Oriental boy is hench, he is a weirdest Oriental I've ever known. Solid muscle. They are usually fine boned and lean.

u/sbn23487 8d ago

Maine Coon is 22 lbs, but he’s tall and long. He’s just a big ass cat lol. Big frame. Also gentle, doesn’t bite or scratch.

u/aftercloudia American Shorthair 8d ago

this cat lifts 😹

u/clubmedschool 8d ago

Can't believe I'm jealous of a cat's traps

u/Mundane_Example_7504 8d ago

Bro is swol!

u/Demonaez 8d ago

My sweet boy is 16 pounds of muscle. I have bruised ribs from him laying on me every night. And I'm a pin cushion for his furious biscuits. But he is the most affectionate cat I've ever had, so it's hard to get upset with him. But. So. Heavy...

u/Demonaez 8d ago

This is him

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u/ProlapsedUrethra666 8d ago

OPs cat is buff, yours is ready to be pondered by a wizard.

u/Wilful_Fox 8d ago

Ma’am they said Tank, not CHONK!

u/benvader138 8d ago

Tormund is an 18 pounder too

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u/TemperatureSilent249 8d ago

This would be my Miss Beebs (Beelzebub). 15 years old, 6 pounds, formerly feral. Just celebrated her first as an indoor cat. We call her 2 hour playtime her prison workout

u/Myshys 8d ago

Briar identifies as a torti wolverine, but then she's a petite 16lbs, which is clearly much too small to be a tank

u/kipstafoo 8d ago

This is Rocket. 2 years old. 25 lbs.

u/XXLady_Vortex 8d ago

Jar Jar Binks is basically a cougar. He’s a sand bag with fur.

u/Giskarrrd 8d ago

At almost 17 very lean pounds, Jupiter really does his name justice…

u/hugo_mandolin 8d ago

The only sexually intimidating person in our home.

u/OrigamiFrog 8d ago

Ghost here is 16.5 pounds. My mom has taken to calling him The Unit.

u/starbiird 8d ago

yup. don't have many photos as he was rehomed (behavioral issues. He is happy with his new owner) but he was shredded ever since he was a few weeks old.

u/steronicus 8d ago

Simba is 3 and 18lbs

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u/BigPimpinAllat 8d ago

I swear I only have pictures of this doofus lounging or sleeping. Anyway, this is Mochi (Mo Powa) he’s 15 pounds and will fuck your day up. Significantly larger than the other 2 cats and also way more docile

u/sierramistforever Chantilly-Tiffany 8d ago

Lilly Pie Large
13.4 lbs of attacking, brutal assaults, hissing, and cuddles and kisses.
She is on a diet. She has been fat her whole life. Unknown reason.