r/Unexpected • u/kxrimm • 3d ago

Checking under the hen for eggs

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u/JadeChipmunk 3d ago

"Oops, all snakes"

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u/Goldeniccarus 3d ago

If there's ever a recall of Captain Crunch cereal for foreign materials in the product, there will be 75,000 articles that day all titled like "Oops, All Glass Shards"

And they're all going to get renamed to "Product Recall: Captain Crunch Cereal Contaminated with Glass Shards" three days later when it turns out someone died from the contaminated cereal and suddenly joking about it is very tasteless.

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u/LeftOn4ya 3d ago

Snakes all the way down.