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Chugging tea Parenting With Receipts

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u/longtall94 4h ago

Holding the baby like it’s a fucking fashion accessory

u/No_Pin9932 4h ago

Support the neck!!

u/Large-Stretch-3463 3h ago

Omf seriously.. this gives me such bad anxiety.

u/Celtslap 3h ago

At least it matches 💅

u/Current_Finding_4066 10m ago

I think she takes care of her fashion accessories better 

u/LordMugs 4h ago

She's holding her baby like it's one of those weird fashion week purses

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u/PrestigiousStreet876 4h ago

Holding a baby like that is probably the fastest way to ruin your life as a mother.... Support the neck....

u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 3h ago

Pretty sure if she lifts the other arm it’ll burn enough calories to kill her instantly.

u/NinjaXM 3h ago

But booba no show for pic, which is essential. So acceptable compromise.

u/Gwynito 49m ago

Holy fuck that made me chuckle, happy cake day!

u/Own-Code-7626 1m ago

That’s one way to keep the drama entertaining! It's wild how people can be so invested in someone else's fitness journey like that.

u/Adis_Pen_and_Paper 2h ago

Women like her always end up with the wrong man.

u/Guilty_Way_1635 4m ago

If someone has to at least it's them

u/cnicalsinistaminista 3h ago

Tone deaf. Lack of awareness. Zero exposure to reality. The way she’s holding the baby shows she has no moral high ground to stand on about being a responsible parent either. Just bash your Ex and get on with it

u/NY10 3h ago

Child life is ruined harder I think lol

u/witblacktype 3h ago

I’m glad someone said it

u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 4h ago

Lemme hold my child and make it seem like I’ve never held a child and then make the caption be absolutely fitting! She holds a baby like someone holds a dog they are about to surrender

u/riotz1 27m ago

Not to mention her lovely golden tan while the poor kid looks like hes working on a 2nd degree sunburn ffs

u/daruma_daruma_daruma 3h ago

Isn't the point she's making that her ex was a bad choice to have a baby with, not that having the baby itself was a bad choice? Hence leaving him and now being a single mother

u/wimpymist 3h ago

Most people don't know how to read in here

u/Secure-Pain-9735 1h ago

They know how to make shit up in their heads.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3zpHYzhLV3ZzW

u/Otherwise-Proof-5269 48m ago

Wooow this is such a throwback 80s gif . Good job 😂

u/vry_mld_suprpwrs 3h ago

Correct and also a true statement

u/Mundane-Bug-4962 2h ago

Wow, what a revolutionary point to make!

Still a shitty thing to say about a child she chose to have who will one day be literate

u/FriendlyBee94 43m ago

Yeah but look at how she hold the baby. She treat the baby like a fashion accessories.

u/Own_Guarantee_8130 16m ago

Well she chose to get married in the midst of a whirlwind love affair and then have a child. I’m glad she left while the child is tiny if things were so bad but girlie made all the decisions leading up to this, and her life is not ruined. She just saw the reality of her spirited decisions and realized the reality of it all.

u/daruma_daruma_daruma 1m ago

I'm not saying she did or did not make good decisions either, just that the point of the quote is criticising her ex and not the baby.

u/frodeem 2h ago

Yep that’s what I understood from her statement

u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent 4h ago

This bitch shouldnt even be a mom based on how that child is being held, jesus christ

u/mcnuggetfarmer 4h ago

What if it's not her child and she made the whole thing up

u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent 3h ago

woman moment

u/Hot_Worldliness5948 3h ago

😭😭😭

u/lamelad10 3h ago

And they have matching outfits too

u/brontosaurusguy 4h ago

Give her a break.  It's her first time

u/AdjacentBirdman93 3h ago

I’m a single adult male with 0 kids and I hold my friends’ babies much more properly. This is not safe !!!

u/can_i_get_a____job 3h ago

Every parent is a parent for the first time. They decided to fuck without a condom. Take responsibility.

u/brontosaurusguy 2h ago

Can you retards really not detect the joke

u/can_i_get_a____job 2h ago

there was a joke in that?

u/brontosaurusguy 1h ago

Yeah the joke is that she's rich and has a nanny which is why she doesn't know how to hold a baby.  Christ Almighty

u/can_i_get_a____job 1h ago

just stfu lol

u/Mari0nete 3h ago

Holding a baby?

u/Satanswarboner 3h ago

She’s about to stop being a single mom if she doesn’t support that baby’s neck.

u/I_Shit_My_Pantaloons 4h ago

It's the same for men, having a kid with the wrong person is detrimental that's not an epiphany 

u/Diddy_Block 3h ago

Yeah, I don't really see how people read this and interpret that she's blaming the child. You don't pick your children, you raise them. You pick your partner, and if you don't choose wisely, you're screwed.

u/xoxojonamint 3h ago

the internet footprint shes creating for that kid is so unnecessary

u/Intelligent_Box_8247 4h ago

unfortunately the internet never forgets...the child will definitely reflect on the words in future

u/Junior-Bumblebee-250 4h ago

I think the child will understand when older and has his own relationship problems but yes it may sting but I think it’s not a blame on the kid but the recklessness of the relationship but the way she’s holding that baby id take that personal

u/Man_under_Bridge420 3h ago

The baby can support its own neck at that age

u/Thrasher1913 2h ago

Hahaha that was funny 

u/Man_under_Bridge420 2h ago

It can, and its recommended they start.

u/LongjumpingJaguar308 4h ago

IDK, I think at this point a lot of the internet is a cesspit so it might not forget but it might not be found either.

u/Intelligent_Box_8247 3h ago

the algorithm nowadays is crazy...it's like it even knows your thoughts...so at some point your feed will bring you content that you never thought existed about yourself...

u/BeefyQueefyCletus 3h ago

I'm sure when this kid googles his mom one day he'll have at least two much larger things to worry about in that relationship. If his friends look into it first he's gonna have a real hard time in middle and high school.

u/Intelligent_Box_8247 3h ago

then he will be blamed for acting up followed by numerous counselling hours

u/Acceptable-Bat4534 3h ago

Its like that kid that recently killed his mom for constantly shit talking about him online.

Its just bullying

u/Intelligent_Box_8247 3h ago

exactly but people never get to grasp the concept

u/figjammy 4h ago

Any chance you could support that kids head

u/Vanir-Aesir 2h ago

well, hate on her parenting all you want but she ain't wrong with that statement

u/Face_Content 4h ago

She.is a coparent

u/Mean_Introduction543 4h ago

I like how she coordinated her fashion accessory with her bikini.

Assuming that’s what it is since she’s holding it like it’s a purse and not a child.

u/Prestigious-Car-4877 3h ago

Support the head when you’re holding an infant. I don’t care how hot you are. That’s a rule.

u/Man_under_Bridge420 3h ago

At that age they can support their own head…. 

u/Prestigious-Car-4877 3h ago

As is evidenced by the fact the child is not supporting their own head.

u/Man_under_Bridge420 3h ago

Uhh they are…

u/Prestigious-Car-4877 3h ago

No. They’re not. Please never hold a child.

u/Man_under_Bridge420 2h ago

Yes they are…held my child all the time. Her son is older now and looks fine

u/Prestigious-Car-4877 2h ago

And fuck this.

u/Strong_Still_3543 2h ago

Exactly her son grew up fine

u/RJEM96 3h ago

FAFO IMO . . .

u/Thrasher1913 2h ago

The head is going to fall off.

u/Gadoguz994 1h ago

Wtf do you expect from a glorified whore who didn't even bother to learn how to hold the baby once it was a done deal, let alone use protection.

u/tlm11110 1h ago

It’s a great way to fuck up your child’s life, as well. Maybe you should have considered all of this before you got married and had a child with the “wrong man.”

u/Zealousideal-Put3748 56m ago

Nope. That would mean you would have to take responsibility for your own life.

It's easier to just live and if your life is a mess, blame other ppl.

u/FriendlyBee94 44m ago

They way she was holding the baby make me angry and it is disgusting. She was just using the baby as a prop for taking pictures. What a failure of a mother.

u/OkSupport5990 27m ago

Does She even know who the father is?

u/naeads 3h ago

She will not age well, that's for sure.

u/tehota 3h ago

Having a baby with the wrong woman is the fastest way to injure your baby’s neck

u/Sign_Outside 3h ago

You picked him Emily.. now support that child properly

u/Junior_Bike7932 3h ago

I am just worried about that poor baby

u/Exotic-Home-8153 3h ago

NO ONE MADE HER HAVE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE MADE HER HAVE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE MADE HER HAVE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE MADE HER HAVE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE MADE HER HAVE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE MADE HER HAVE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE MADE HER HAVE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE MADE HER HAVE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE MADE HER HAVE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE MADE HER HAVE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u/jellooshot 49m ago

Pretty sure her Ex-husband did

u/Swift_35 2h ago

duh?

Ever heard of regret? It's a pretty common emotion human beings experience.

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u/uniyk 3h ago

I've always wonder how will these internet "models" end up in terms of marriage. Do they all get a rich husband and settle into a fulltime "desperate housewife" social circle or just bumping around various men until they can't afford to choose and just settle with whatever men they can find? Or they use the savings judiciously and set up some investment or business and have a quiet comfortable life, since though the prime years are short, they could have gathered quite a sum during peak fame right?

I only know the marriage of another famous contemporary instagram model like her, called Rachel Cook, by chance browsing at her wedding photos post, with a suspicious looking russian (could remember wrong). And the comments under that mentioned something about getting green card for the husband. 

Guess not all these hot models have the brain to secure a good husband.

u/Accomplished-Ask2497 3h ago

I'm sorry the way she's holding the baby is driving me insane

u/jakeofheart 2h ago

Gee, if only there was a way of picking the father of your child…

u/rong-rite 2h ago

Well, then grow tf up. And use birth control correctly and consistently.

u/SentinelATL 2h ago

Yikes

u/Etnadrolhex 2h ago

As far as I know, she is a nightmare to leave with.

Was predictable.

u/PuzzleheadedBig313 2h ago

Ok but the baby’s mom sleeping with every man who says hello is also part of the problem 

u/girlsgonewildottawa 2h ago

She didn't say anything about the kid ? Am I misunderstanding? I thought she was dissing the dad... which in a way .. yes it's the child's father but idkkkk

u/readyReddit007 2h ago

Who are we kidding. She’ll find a stepfather in no time 😂😂

u/hglndr9 2h ago

Something, something woman's intuition.

u/squarepants18 2h ago

that is not how you hold your baby safely

u/Aggressive-Yam3229 2h ago

Don't be a fool wrap up your tool! 👍🙂

u/CatsianNyandor 2h ago

This also works in reverse if you have a child with the wrong woman and aren't just gonna run away from your responsibilities. Signed, person who had their life ruined by the wrong woman but still loves the kids who didn't do anything wrong. 

u/Electro_Chariot 1h ago

Your choice your choice.

u/Quirky-Analyst-3427 1h ago

Maybe she is the wrong woman to be a mom. Not that nice being just a tool

u/FourEaredFox 1h ago

She isn't even a single mother, they have joint custody...

u/Fransjepansje 1h ago

She married the dude after 3 weeks or so, not?

u/Fire_Woman 52m ago

Poor baby - this looks painful and dangerous for tender joints in neck and shoulders. Whyyyy would she not only say this and post it but also include a picture that shows her doing this to the kid?!! Maybe she is crying for help and hopes he's removed from her custody idk

u/Kaito__1412 32m ago

It also works the other way around. + Financial kick in the balls.

u/Guilty_Way_1635 4m ago

Yeah she's pretty self centred, she wouldn't be thinking about how statements like that from a parent can be very damaging, she only thinks of herself.

And JFC look how she's holding that kid, with as much love as you'd hold a sack of rice

u/Adventurous-Union466 2m ago

Poor baby, he’s gonna have scoliosis 😭

u/mr_nick_10 4h ago

The way she holds the child is evidence enough for the kid i guess😂

u/cygamessucks 3h ago

Fastest way to ruin your life as a man too. Child support.

u/Artrix7834 4h ago

It ruins 3 people's lives

u/SummonBahamutZero 4h ago

Any gender can say that

u/Hot-Education4582 4h ago

I mean her husband is accused of sexual assault so she ain't wrong

u/PleasantBus5583 4h ago

That baby has officially become a shoulder accessory

u/BlazingJava 3h ago

Bring back motherhood for fucks sake. My mom was a spectacular women who raised me. I start to fear a lot of modern women are 1/3 of her capabilities

u/DieRobJa 3h ago

I have news for her: It’s exactly the same for men

u/Hot_Worldliness5948 3h ago

"Having a child with the wrong woman is the fastest way to ruin your life as a Man."

u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 10m ago

Just getting into a relationship with them can fuck your shit up.

u/Popular-March-9396 3h ago

Self-absorbed woman who doesn’t even know how to hold her own child. She looks and sounds like a dope. I had two sons, ten months apart, and ended up being a single mom. Dad or no dad, those boys are the best things that ever, ever happened to me. I’m now a 68 year old grandma and my sons are in their mid-30s with wives and children of their own and I wouldn’t change a thing.

u/ErnestKakarot 34m ago

Modern women don't give a fuck about there children juts about what their loose lip beef curtains want

u/LeavesInsults1291 3h ago

Because all she cares about is sexual attention… you have a child with a man with poor character qualities, then you become a mother and have contempt as a mother?? Your decisions brought this child into the world… you make your own decisions and face those consequences as well. It is unfair to bring a child into this world when all you care about is attention and your image. I just hope she has had enough sex with enough rich people to give that child a comfortable life.

u/AdministrativeShip33 4h ago

Only people who hate being a parent say this. When the relationship doesn’t work out they think it’s the end of the world now that they have to coparent or do the job alone. Sure it takes a village, but you know the responsibilities that come even if all hell breaks loose. My kid’s mother said I ruined her life before and after I had custody of ours. Some people just think they can go raw all willy nilly, bring a kid into the world, and live an easy life still. Nope you gotta grow up.

u/elmandingus 4h ago

She doesn't seem all there. Might have nicked her.

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u/Unique_Peach8297 3h ago

Abortion was always an option /s

u/-mudflaps- 3h ago

She would only know that if she had a previous baby with the right man

u/aioni50 3h ago

Ai

u/AlternativeOrange58 3h ago

She’s got enough resources to find a well off family that actually wants, and will care for a baby.

… but then she won’t be able to take pics in matching swim suits before passing him back to the nanny.

u/Worldly_Ad1410 3h ago

The kid is perfectly in wrong hands, Good Lawd :(

u/Banana-phone15 3h ago

Maybe she was the wrong person in the relationship. My god lady how self centered are you to say that about your own child while holding the child like that. That child is gonna grow up feeling unwanted entire life.

u/ScienceInCinema 1h ago

Man, Reddit is just filled with the worst people ever.

u/CryptographerFlat426 3h ago

I feel sorry for the child. Can you imagine the emotional trauma of seeing that as a child or teen? Even as an adult.

u/TopTippityTop 46m ago

It's out of context.

u/aluminumnek 9m ago

Found the supporter